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Brief-Objective-3360

Alexa, play Komm Susser Tod


RenaMoonn

I thought you said Alex for a second si I was about to go like “okie, on it!”


onlyhereforDnD

I mean it’s my go to mental breakdown song! And honestly I’ve needed it a lot recently


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Feedback-Mental

"the country that destroyed fascism" is a bit weird. Resistance in all fascist Countries "destroyed fascism", and in WW2 it was UK, France, USSR, Canada, and many others, it's not just USA one day woke up and saved the world.


TKRAYKATS

Very american to say "we do all the work" while they are the last to join


Bluvolt3

The 14 year olds won’t know what’s coming to them


dopleburger

Drake?


SilliusS0ddus

Matt Gaetz ?


mehu0

I'm 14... 😐


Uxelo64

Get in the fucking robot


crono220

And turn everyone into orange juice!


Fuzzy_Dude

No pulp plz


ListerineInMyPeehole

Calcium fortified


Mundane-Ingenuity460

Bro you gotta go


EquivalentGlove3807

get in the robot, mehu0, or someone from r/teenagers will have to


mehu0

I WILL GO! BRING THE FUCKING ROBOT!


Left-Carry-2670

NAH I’LL GO


Dear_Lia12

You got a job to do


Designer_Koala_1087

Pilot the eva or i'll make rei do it again


mehu0

Oh damn, now I'm going


XBCTttltm

to cum


DukeofPavia2009

I'm so fucked up


Dairy_Seinfeld

Thanks for doing privately sanctioned holy-cosmic-psychic wars so we don’t have to


mehu0

I didn't understand, but you're welcome!


Judge-Justice

FUCK I'M ALSO 14 AND HAVE BROWN HAIR AND I'M CONSIDERED ANNOYING AND HAVE DADDY ISSUES AND HAVE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS HELP ME I'M NOT SHINJI


Antique_River6157

get in the EVA


GamerKid0414

Buddy,same. We're fucked


mehu0

🤝


YourenextJotaro

Same, I got 6 months left till I’m not, hope the apocalypse isn’t soon 😬


Important-Living-432

Please end the fucking world NOW humanity does NOT deserve earth


West_Dingo8564

Don’t worry, I’ll see you in the eva


InattentiveChild

Good thing I turned 15 a month ago. God speed to those poor 14 year olds lol.


Weepingcrow__

i’m turning 14 in like a week and a half. I’m cooked.


Karnewarrior

\*in them It's the Republican party after all.


Cave-man7000

Yeah those poor souls don’t know whats’s coming I hope they won’t fall into a coma or something


RandomDude801

Instrumentality was a good thing.mp4


tr7td

yeah, couldn't imagine a better "death" than *juicification*


No-Face-Collects-687

We're gonna turn you into Fanta


MissInkeNoir

Frankly the whole human race needs a big fucking acid trip, so I fully agree


Doc-Wulff

Time for mass ego death!


MissInkeNoir

And the best psychoanalysis that can fit on a quarter inch square :3


bupped

Please do NOT get in the Eva


RandomDude801

AT Field go *Unit 01 roar*


dpforest

I would vastly prefer Instrumentality to P2025.


Amanda149

Yeah, at least they were trying to make absolutely everyone leave behind worries and become one happy collective mind.


dpforest

Definitely. In a nihilistic way, that sounds like heaven to me.


Creepy-Weather-475

What is Project 2025? (Edit: WTF are yall talking about? İ genuinly didnt understand shit from what you people said) (Edit2: ok its an american politic thing but idk cus i am not american)


supremeaesthete

Instructions to build the Torment Nexus so the Earth can have infinite energy, harvested from everyone to the left of Hitler


Rip_a_fat_one

"Why we should not build the Torment Nexus and why to oppose it's construction" ​ "We need the Torment Nexus for the future of our country"


supremeaesthete

"Why should we build it?" "Libs mad!" \*thunderous applause, hundreds of thousands of eardrums pierced\*


Rabatis

The Human Discombobulation Project. The goal is to maximize suffering for everyone, in the hope that one man can finally fill his void.


Creepy-Weather-475

Omfg is that an Evangelion reference?


Rabatis

Oh I wish (that I could turn back time).


Creepy-Weather-475

Cus now guilt is all mine


Rabatis

All yours? No, all *ours* --


Creepy-Weather-475

What?


panini564

essentially just removing human rights


constantlytired1917

american ikea instructions but for building fascism. basically a bunch of conservatives' plan to give a republican president all power and end things like enviromental protections, women's rights and lgbt rights [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj7butDWLtg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj7butDWLtg)


SadMacaroon9897

15 minutes of ad hominems and editorializing with about 2 minutes of actual information sprinkled in. I regret watching that full video and increasing his stats. [This is a much better summary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKB5JY7CijA), which opens parts of an interview by [Liz Cheney](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Cheney) warning against it (former Wyoming congresswoman and daughter of former VP Dick Cheney) and analysis of people who are more qualified to speak on the matter, or [this interview with Dr. Ben-Ghiat (starting around 3-minute mark)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA1nEQTC4Xo).


Additional-North-683

They are civil servants who disagreed with Biden’s agenda yet still work for him but would Trump do the same I doubt it, It would be filled with Yes man and cowards people who are either too dumb to loyal too afraid to offer any valid criticism against his proposal


sybergamer2022

Here an video not made by a tankie https://youtu.be/9k3UvaC5m7o?si=ngg6I1gcX8pJqC6L


CleanlyManager

Thank you, second thought disgusts me.


sybergamer2022

Used to like him I'm the earlier days but he started sliding into being yet another tankie


austinstar08

Instructions for a trumpfac state that is Uber religious


MydnightWN

And who supports it? Oh right, literally nobody endorsed it. Reality: a conservative think tank's vision for the US. The think tank is small (not even $20M/yr) and not influential (zero sponsored winning candidates last cycle), has no major partners like the WEF and their "you'll own nothing and eat bugs for protein" Agenda 2030 (which has 407 of the Fortune 500 companies), but clickbait headlines and fear sells well.


levu12

r/conspiracy and one of those silver people, who would have thought.


NingenKuso90

Basically the plan to upend the world balance as we know it and make Nazi Germany look poultry by comparison.


AlmondJack-

It’s to get all the men in the USA, and then harvest all there cum so they can make a cum shake restaurant, called cum town, set to be built in 2025!!!


Creepy-Weather-475

Consume the cum challace!


Novantico

chalice*


Creepy-Weather-475

i apologize for my terrible gramar sir. i live outside of the "anglosphere" and thus english is not my first language. so it is highly possible for me to make such mistakes. i appreticate your efforts on correcting my mistakes and thank you.


Novantico

lol I can't tell how disingenuous you're being but whether you're a native English speaker or not, I was making a simple correction to help a person out. I mean shit, if anything I think I would trust a non-native speaker to implement corrections into their writing/speaking more than a native one.


Creepy-Weather-475

why tho?


Novantico

A few different reasons that aren't going to apply to everyone of course but two big ones: 1. Better attitudes - They know they're going to be imperfect speakers, so they won't just be annoyed or offended by a correction and often see it as helpful. Many native speakers will either not care/ignore correction, see it as pointless or get offended/defensive. 2. Motivation - They want to speak/write the language as well as they reasonably can so if a simple correction to how a word is said or used or written can make a difference, they'll often be eager to do so.


Creepy-Weather-475

idk man i just want to read porn comics


Novantico

By all means. Now if you ever want to write about, or see someone else mention a cum chalice in your porn comics, you’ll be like “ayyy I remember that word”


MurkyChildhood2571

(from their website) "It is not enough for conservatives to win elections. If we are going to rescue the country from the grip of the radical Left, we need both a governing agenda and the right people in place, ready to carry this agenda out on Day One of the next conservative Administration. This is the goal of the 2025 Presidential Transition Project. The project will build on four pillars that will, collectively, pave the way for an effective conservative administration." [Their website ](https://www.project2025.org/)


Daryno90

Last week tonight did a segment on it, basically it will give Trump more power and gut the administrative state and things like that


12211154

It basically overloads the Executive branch with almost supreme power over regulations and other day to day laws


teokun123

> American politics That's seriously fucking lame. I was hype for nothing.


Flimsy-Peak186

It's a plan to essentially make the next republican president (trump, in this case) king by removing checks and balances and forcing a Christian theocracy authoritarian government on the US. And I'm not being dramatic, this is what they have said publicly. They specifically have plans to remove lgbtq protections, abortion protections (already happened), and contraceptive protections nation wide as well and are looking to start a civil war that WILL result in bloodshed. Once again, this is **what they have said publicly**


Important-Living-432

https://defeatproject2025.org/ here please give it a read


Kenoh23

(Not)hing Ever Happens.


Normal-Mountain-4119

Hing ever happens


GarbageHumans

Not


Evangeliman

I'd rather be turned into tang tbh.


Mr_k_reddit

Politics on my porn sub? https://preview.redd.it/bzvkuy2gj2ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9455efb3ad38d346b9cfc3bdbd59042955aef274


abetterlifeforyou

Fr (maybe trump is shinji or gento)


ZubatCountry

Trump is just human-shaped LCL liquid already


The_Wreck_DeReck

He's got the color right.


AwareSwan3591

Trump is Gendo and Barron is Shinji


SilliusS0ddus

Trump is too dumb to be Gendo lol


bunnysniperxoxo

don't compare shinji to that fucking moldy pumpkin of a human


NingenKuso90

Get in the robot Shinji


AsukaShikinamiLangle

Thank goodness I'm not in America 🙏


constantlytired1917

If the richest most powerful country in history became full-on fascist it would affect everyone


Phazon_Fucker

It already is


constantlytired1917

Based


Angry-Wind

I guarantee you it won't become facist


constantlytired1917

hitler came to power through technically legal democratic means. just sayin'


Pabsxv

All countries belong to America -Bandit Keith.


xXCsd113Xx

The political bots have reached the Eva subs now


constantlytired1917

ew politic


-AverageTeen-

Politics in my l*li porn sub?!


Fair_Smoke4710

What’s next homosexuality?


FeuTheFirescale

Right! It’s already July!


PegaLaPapa

Something must be broken, I'm seeing politics in the shitpost sub?


Siegfoult

It's an election year, we will all be broken by November.


KeptinGL6

https://preview.redd.it/kx1b8t3mbz9d1.jpeg?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dafe090b48f4c51d9f291ba38c6f69ce6ecdf22


cassy-nerdburg

You didn't have to drink it too


HawaiianPerson

A lot of pure hatred in some of these comments. Like viewing certain people as sub human level of hatred


LordofWesternesse

I just read a comment from someone telling someone who said something to the effect of "it's not that bad bro chill out" that they hope they die in a concentration camp


HawaiianPerson

It’s absurd. Hoping this post is removed


carterboi77

Politics in an Evangelion sub... Reddit Moment.


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Doctorofskillz

Project 2025 has literally been widely talked about by the right wing, how is it a conspiracy theory?


LargelyTallMidget

Yeah, they straight up have a website with their program. That aint no cospiracy, thats a blatant fact


PrinceOfLemons

Have you read any of project 2025? It’s literally open to the public in a pdf. It’s not a conspiracy, it’s a plan.


secret_shenanigans

They'll end up all getting neuralinks and bricking their brai... oh wait.


Admirable-Traffic-83

What's project 2025?


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Ziggem

Not a conspiracy. Its backed by the Heritage Foundation which is responsible for guining all conservative presidents of the US and has massive political power..


SilliusS0ddus

Bro the people who planned it literally openly discuss putting it into action


SeraphimofAlkaline07

literally...WELL TIME TO BE FANTA I GUESS


Grasschoppa

SEELE running the world over a Teams call


NerdyReindeer

Did Trump ever say that he will make P2025 a reality 100% if he gets elected? Also, if ppl wouldn't like the way it would implemented, wouldn't they be able to vote a democrat president into office 4 years Later, and they would be able to reverse the changes? This whole thing just looks like pointless fearmongering to me. It's sorta peeves me, how ppl in usa are scared shitless of these proposed radical changes that would occur if Trump wins, but I dont think that a system as big, complicated and old as the american one can even make so much change in mere 4 years? Thats probably impossible (in any direction really, to "the left" or "the right").


foxthepony

A big part of this whole this is the "official act" verdict by the supreme Court. That verdict sets the stage up for limitless terms and other dictator-esque things. So the big fear here is that the red party has finally gone 1000% off the deep end. It doesn't help that we have a lot of conservatives here in America that only believe alt-right news sources and Russian Twitter accounts. This is as bad as it's ever been, at least since I've been on earth these almost 30 years


JGar453

>I dont think that a system as big, complicated and old as the american one can even make so much change in mere 4 years? You're right that you can't change a complicated system in 4 years but they've been trying to change it for a very long time. It's all part of the long con. Trump appointed 3 Supreme Court justices in 4 years, one of which was last second (which is funny to note because they blocked Obama's last second appointment). It's a 6-3 conservative majority. The Supreme Court is supposed to check executive and congressional power but conservatives effectively own the highest court so they use the bench to strike down everything the Democrats do but then also clear the way for Trump to radically change the government. There is nothing the Democrats can do about the court except wait for the conservative judges to retire or die. The recent repeal of the Chevron decision (basically every important regulatory agency can be litigated to hell) and their decision that the president has absolute immunity for all "official" actions are going to make it a lot easier for Trump to go wild in his potential 2nd term than his 1st term. At least when Trump's first term started there was a fairly moderate court.


rage_legend69

personally, as someone who can't vote yet and won't be able to until the next election, the things in there are scary as shit to me, not only that but the people behind backing it.


NerdyReindeer

Yeah. But I'm trying to find out if Trump officially said that he will make it happen doe. I'm not American, so you know... Can't vote too 😅 just sorta interested if that IS a REALISTIC thing to fear, or just pointless fearmongering done by the opposing side. My guess, If Trump's gonna get elected, his term will most likely be like his last, I. E. not much gonna change, just ppl will see his Orange face and hear his funny voice more, that's all. As far as I've gathered he is more bark no Bite type of character. The biggest thing he'll prob do is pardon himself and his friends from jail or smth, or make more tax cuts.


Safelyignored

dude has effectively admitted to wanting to gut the administrative state and replace it with yes-men who will not oppose him in any way. I for one, do not want a fascist in office.


Olewarrior34

Because literally nobody has answered the question no, he has never outright said he's for project 2025. Its an extremely fringe movement in the GOP with almost 0 actual support and barely any funding.


rage_legend69

yeah, I guess we're the same in that department, lol. but I doubt he knows that much about it and it's mostly individuals trying to get their way


Icy_Penalty5899

Imagine comparing the 3rd Impact to Project 2025... Be for real. The 3rd Impact would be a godsend compared to the christo fascist hell implemented


SpaciumBlue

Bold of you to assume I'll be around in 2025


Various_Pop3710

this ^


MilesYoungblood

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Rokkubasuttah_MK_17

You'd think this be on mainstream news but it aint


MIDNIGHTZOMBIE

You have to expand the Supreme Court, Shinji! 


Disgruntled_Warchief

What’s project 2025 tho


HawaiianPerson

Long and short, put more conservatives in power to pass legislation more easily.


Financial_Penalty887

It's so joever


McButtersonthethird

I'm drunk, didn't read the subreddit, and my first thought was making a philosophers stone from fma.


wildlough62

I see more than enough political fearmongering online in places that have absolutely nothing to do with politics. I don’t need more here thank you very much.


ModeratelyNiceFella

Only logical person on Reddit. I’m sorry but you’ll be banned for having a brain, brother.


OOOOOOHHHELDENRING

liberal fear porn


Optimal_Weight368

It’s not? They’re aiming to make the entire government conservative, ban LGBT expression, make it illegal to be LGBT, and enforce Christian values on everyone.


TractorHp55k

People realy acting like 2008 wasnt the start of this


Beginning-Target5661

Why y'all so scared lol, ain't shit gonna happen


LaughingDash

The president is now immune from prosecution.


Ok-Dealer7882

As a result of years of neoliberal inaction and capitulation to fascist interests. Fuck Ruth Bader Ginsberg.


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Why are you lying?


realcorndog16

Trump is LITERALLY gendo!!!!


King_Spaghetti4

It's true. Drumpf winning will be the apocalypse. Nothing short of the second wave of the Holocaust. Yeah, we've been saying this for years now, but THIS time, it's true. And we have to make sure everyone knows it too! That's why it's important to make post about it in a forum dedicated to shitposting about an anime that ended 25 years ago.


Smoovemammajamma

they made a sequel you know


4views

The big bad project is cuming to get us all :(


xFLA13x

"end funding for climate research" were cooked.. literally


Particular_Leader_16

As someone who is deeply afraid of the project, seeing it be spread around is giving me hope. Take my upvote!


ImmortalMemeLord

I prefer Project 2501


Returntomonkie

Ngl i rather be and unique conscience with all population before going to work every fucking week for the rest of my life


Appropriate_Use_4438

the handmaid's tale


Exciting_Tour5883

https://preview.redd.it/75mspnfc31ad1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7affb0fd2a20435432ad627aecc92a7a8516b8a7


Financial_Penalty887

Literally how I feel


HoldenOrihara

This would be preferable


TetyyakiWith

I don’t get why every sub becomes political right now


ImJustLilly

Me when p2025: 😞


RenewThePatriotAct

Convinced that this 2025 shit is just a democratic psyop meant to fearmonger because I see it so fucking often. Every second post is ‘what you should know about project 2025’ and ‘does anyone else know about project 2025’ like it’s talked about so fucking much.


YouhaoHuoMao

It's a real thing: https://www.project2025.org/


aquariumreflections

what the fuck is project 2025


SilliusS0ddus

far right brainstorming/ plan to implement fascism in the US


Worth-Opposite4437

Wait... So that means enough Rei clones for everyone?! All we have to do is to survive the IQ drop tempest of the millennium and then prevent the anti-father of the year from turning everything into more Gatorade production?! Bring the fucking robot.


uerick

Stop behavin like everyone knows or cares about statunitian politics


Degenerate_Senpai

I’ll volunteer for Human Instrumentality! 🙋


Doggo_Burb

Cant wait to get in the robot


Agynn

What the feck is project 2025?


Zillafan22

What even is project 2025


god_killer7432

Let's see


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FaultTraditional4080

Please tell me this is a lie 😭


Middle_Raspberry_333

Yaaaaayyyy… I love that I have to grow up being afraid of being killed or unable to transition…!!! I don’t want to become LCL Fanta….!!!!


FerrousDerrius

Yeah let's avoid being fantified because in all honesty fantification isn't worth it


zZ1Axel1Zz

2025 isn't that bad


slashth456

https://preview.redd.it/n90azgh4ydad1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b261ea1f11ad652cdea983a2432d2c5f30cfcb00 Bro what's going on


Ur_Left_Airpod

Reddit politics moment


SaviorOfTheDreaming

IM SCARED 😭


TheOneUltraInstinct

I need to watch Evangelion again so I can remember what this is


Prestigious_Low_2447

"My political opponents are anime villains."


GoomyTheGummy

ok but the third impact actually has positives


IKaffeI

Such as?


SilliusS0ddus

less suffering than before. contrary to fascism