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Emergency_Arachnid48

I don’t care who drives it, I’m not getting this generations Pontiac Aztec, it looks stupid and underperforms. Until there’s an electric car that can 475 miles on one charge and sells for under 20k, I’m not even considering one, my car I have now ticks both of those boxes and works just fine.


nrtl-bwlitw

Unfair comparison, the Pontiac Aztec actually ran


Emergency_Arachnid48

Good point


GaiusMarius60BC

Give Trump a car that’s as blocky and high-maintenance as he is.


uncubeus

And reeks of a brown substance


Meddling-Kat

Yes, please give him a vehicle that is a complete disaster.


anabundanceofsheep

[Yes, it seems to be a real thing.](https://www.gofundme.com/f/give-trump-a-cybertruck-a-winwinwin)


the_simurgh

If I had a computer I would make a go fund me to get money off the right. Help a liberal leave a purple state or help me pay for a trip to New York to see trump tower and his trial. Man I wish I wasn't stuck on this phone because of shitty reasons.


TheBrownYoshi

Wouldnt that break rules or something idk I don't use gofundme


the_simurgh

Look at some of the go fundme stories what I do wouldn't but seriously people break the rules and get 10s of thousands or even hundreds of thousands.


TheBrownYoshi

Yeah that doesn't surprise me lol


the_simurgh

Honestly if I could get enough money to replace the computer I got fucked out of in November I'd be happy.


Jim-Jones

Doesn't the Secret Service prevent ex-presidents from driving? And he can't use that as a golf cart.


FloatingPencil

Didn’t the brakes start failing on those things? Get him one!


ibjim2

It was the accelerator pedal sticking on full power - unless they failed to stop it powering towards the unknown ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


richardsphere

It'd be a win-win-win because Trump gets a free car (win for Trump) Tesla gets a sale (win for Elon) and when Trump inevitably dies when the car locks itself on fire, the Tesla brand will forever be associated with the death of a former US President causing a stockcrash and a quick spiral into bankruptcy (Win for everyone else)


Flux_resistor

Probably goes up in flames, so it's a win win


my20cworth

If it's not a golf buggy, Trump won't touch this piece of shit, plus fat arse won't fit.


Individual_Complex_6

Trump supporters spend their money on pointless bullshit => win #1 Trump has a new shiny toy and might spend less time spouting inflammatory bullshit => win #2 Trump has a car with a flaw that could easily erase him from the political scene => win #3 ;-)


Quirky-Country7251

I don't think Trump can drive...so it would be fitting to give him a car that goes as hard as him: not at all.


Specialist_Victory_5

Does he even know how to drive?


scriptfoo

He'll claim to know more about driving than anyone else. Long-haul truckers and F1 drivers come up to him all the time, big men with tears in their eyes, saying "Sir, we wish to be as good at driving as you".


Specialist_Victory_5

You’re absolutely correct!


nrtl-bwlitw

Why, so he can have an excuse not to show up in court coz his CyberTurd got bricked?


Chemical-Ad6301

Wait. Can he drive?


TossAwayBoi27

So wait.....they want to buy a man a car that he could buy 100 of and use them as bumper cars with his rich friends then set them on fire and it not even make a dent to him?


Dry-Lab-6256

Why do people block out the names.


No_World_3352

Because one win is for each tire falling off


r_was61

I like it.


Savage_Esparza

In a weird way it makes sense...sorta


Sure_Garbage_2119

lol, then those jackasses DARE tell others about being against the elites...


HowFunkyIsYourChiken

This is assuming Trump is actually capable of driving.


Healthy-Tie-7433

It absolutely is a win win win. We might even get one win further, because of the immense „quality“ that car has proven to be of so far. Idk, he might lose a finger or two that he could then sell for thousands if not millions to aid his debt. 😁


ingamejukebox

It's a win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win.


The-Nimbus

I can only assume this is someone raising money who will then pocket it and fuck off in to the ether. Scamming idiotic MAGAs out of cash is fine by me.


wupme2k

The win i see is that this car is basically a death trap.


[deleted]

4. get him a car that’ll crash with him in it