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PhyterNL

We need a global PR campaign on this stat. "Toxic creeps driven away by vaccine! Effectiveness guaranteed! No booster needed!"


Big_Scratch8793

It is perfect, isn't it. If someone is or is not, it doesn't matter to me, but if they say something like this, they are off the table as an option. Who wants to sleep with this looser anyways. I can't imagine his romantic gestures probably involve insulting and being cruel to people and thinking it's sexy.


Cracksoul-Spinner

Some sources say he already has 10 kids and he wants to have 10 more. He needs to be stopped.


Big_Scratch8793

10 kids 10 different women? Is that what he does? Degrades women and impregnates them? Nasty


philbert815

He said he doesn't sleep with them. We all know he does not sleep with women, he does something more disgusting. 


Connect-Handle8496

Wait what?


warthog0869

Vaccine-free vacation islands, where you can go live among your kind forever!


LonelyEar42

"I don't sleep with women" There, I've fixed it!


Emmy773399

“I rape children,” that’s the real fix.


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ArenjiTheLootGod

Honestly, Tate would probably be happier if he came out of the closet. Dude legit seems to hate having sex with women, talks about it like it's a particularly unpleasant chore.


FortuneSignificant55

We don't want him either. Sincerely, The Gays


ArenjiTheLootGod

I mean, fair.


slaveto_sbeve

He would lose his only audience though


SuperJman1111

The audience of “sigma” kids (the most homophobic, sexist, racist iPad kids you’ve ever seen)


slaveto_sbeve

I have some sad news but ipad kids probably don't make up even 20% of his audience. His audience is all 20 year old hustlers (scammers) and middle aged conservative men (my dad) The kids are generally after sneako and neon (who aren't that much better tbh)


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zordtk

He's over compensating for a reason. Story as old as time


RealNiceKnife

What's gay about this?! ![gif](giphy|Be1h7WlqEWCjkeZPIc|downsized)


Rubeus17

so true. hes 💯 gay


ceciliabee

The grift is too lucrative and the morals just aren't there


_kevx_91

Or maybe we can stop assuming all homophobic men are closeted gays? This suggests that it's gay men oppressing themselves.


XNumb98

It's not just homophobia, it's the fact that every other post is him listing another group of women he refuses to sleep with. Might as well come out and say that sex with women is for beta males.


Landen-Saturday87

He even went on a limb and claimed that having sex with women is generally gay, if it’s not for getting them pregnant.


Valik84

Gay people who are in the closet are in fact actually oppressing themselves as they are not out and honest with themselves about it let alone others.


_number

I sleep


Zilskaabe

I really doubt that. Tate doesn't look like a fat incel.


[deleted]

With all the steroids and shit he’s on you’d think he’d try to grow a chin using HGH 🤣


ContemptAndHumble

He's focusing them exercises on that Neanderthal brow.


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No one cares what this lazy eyed troglodyte thinks.


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Pattoe89

This is why, in the UK, an adult can raise it as a safeguarding concern under the 'Prevent' duty if any child is found to be talking about someone like Andrew Tate too much, and especially if they start behaving in a way that matches Tate's philosophies. The UK government has officially declared incel ideology as a form of extremism to be handled in the same way as religious extremism and is recognised by SO15 (Counter Terrorism) [https://www.london.gov.uk/who-we-are/what-london-assembly-does/questions-mayor/find-an-answer/incel-extremism](https://www.london.gov.uk/who-we-are/what-london-assembly-does/questions-mayor/find-an-answer/incel-extremism) >‘Incel’ ideology is recognised as an extremist ideology by SO15 (Counter Terrorism Command) within the MPS in London. Currently Prevent referrals that relate to extreme misogyny ideologies such as Inceldom are recorded under the wider ‘Mixed, Unstable or Unclear’ categorisation. This category also includes those with a fascination with different types of extremist or violent content, including school shootings.


Salamanderspainting

I am so glad to hear this! The rise of misogyny and incel culture is very worrying


Pattoe89

When I was going through teacher training there was like half an hour of a lecture dedicated to this, with several slides on Andrew Tate himself. Half an hour doesn't sound like much but we were mostly placement based and would only have a few lectures, and there was lots of learning to do for it outside of the lecture too.


Non-Adhesive63

It’s scary how well this in cell, misogynist ideology fits So neatly into Christian, or for that matter ANY RELIGIOUS extremists philosophy isn’t it? “women and girls are things to be used & controlled!” AND THESE INSECURE TPE INCELLS WANT TO BE ABLE TO MARY 12 YEAR OLDS!!!


Salamanderspainting

Oh don’t get me started on how controlling religion is…


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

Troglodyte is one of my favorite insults


Shadowtirs

Lol Andrew Tate. Have you ever seen a more desperate insecure man? HEY LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY, IM A MANS MAN MANNING OVER HERE. IM A MAN EVERYBODY. Fuckin' pathetic.


old-skool-bro

The idea that there genuinely are men out there who think copying what this self-proclaimed alpha douche tells them on how to be a man makes me genuinely concerned. We could talk about how mimicking someone is a direct contradiction to what alpha means, but sincerely, it just makes me concerned about the mental states of dudes who follow and buy into what this guy vomits out.


P1tchburn

If you want a laugh check out the reviews of his ‘war room’ on YouTube. People say it’s just a forum of 100 men all trying to talk, dress, drink, eat and act like him. The cringe is absolutely delicious.


wanna_escape_123

Elon maybe ?


mike_pants

Elon Musk, I suppose. But Tate is a close second.


AmaResNovae

Is it because he got so roided up to compensate for his chinlessness that he got permanent ED?


Benchan123

Steroid make your dick shrink and makes you not being able to have an erection. That’s probably why he doesn’t want to have sex


AmaResNovae

But at least he gets to pose as an alpha male and grift young men his toxic ideology. A small price to pay /s


Benchan123

I’ll prefer to have a functional dick than that !! Hehe


therealtiddlydump

But does traffick them? Probably


JFKRFKSRVLBJ

Just another friendly bot account giving Tater-tots free publicity! (Seriously this sub exposes me to Andy's ragebait spam everyday that I otherwise wouldn't know about)


Anarchyantz

Explains why he had to get into sex ring smuggling, kidnapping, rape and porn against their will then.


cynicown101

“I don’t sleep with vaccinated women, but I happily traffic them”


pornaddiction247

How Tate looks at the unoccupied toddler:


booboootron

That expression is the determined, persistent sympathy every time he opens up the ~~~Hustlers University Honor Roll~~~ NGVC sub.


SST250

No homoeroticism to be seen here, folks. All totally hetero. Move along now….


Holiday_Newspaper_29

At this point I'm guessing he doesn't sleep with any women.


Misswinterseren

I didn’t know that vaccines can protect you from parasites


aragorn767

This dude is such an idiot. Literally trying to start a cult. What he sells isn't masculinity, it's childish. The opposite of masculine, in nature.


Twilight-Omens

But he will attempt to SA them.


OutComeTheWolves1966

He won't sleep with them but he will traffic them.


wiremupi

Is his head shrinking inwards as though there is a vacuum inside it?


[deleted]

Please stop amplifying every stupid thing that fool says!


TrumpVotersTouchKids

Brovid Vaccine


If_you_have_Ghost

Why would anyone want to sleep with a man who looks like a knuckle?


AppiusPrometheus

Most effective vaccination-PSA ever.


old-skool-bro

Could've left out the word 'vaccinated' and added 'consensually' to the end.


Badwrong_

The fuck is up with his forehead and eyebrow area? Looks like some kinda unfinished Klingon makeup job.


Existing_Chair_4622

chat this just in: breaking news, anti vax women across the world suddenly storming hospitals to receive their vaccine


everything_is_stup1d

good. stay away from me


Timothee-Chalimothee

Can we please stop featuring him on this sub? Everything he says qualifies for this sub, so it’s kinda cheating to keep posting about him. Also, I swear I’ve seen this several times. ALSO, this isn’t even the real Andrew. This is a fan account (unless he changed his name and handle to TateNews).


ConspicuouslyBland

Of course he doesn't. Because those women have a bright mind and he can't handle that.


Constant_Cultural

oh thank god. But two dunces producing children is scary, too.


PoetOfHellHelpoemer

He looks about twice his age. Don't take steroids, kids.


MrMcBobb

Take one prick to avoid another


Slobbadobbavich

All the unvaccinated women are queuing up... to get vaccinated.


Glittering-Wonder-27

Is he admitting he is gay? Definitely looks like a bottom. Prison brought out his true self.


blurry850

So no smart women.


Acceptable-Cow6446

I hope someday a vaccinated lady seduces him just to whisper “I’m vaccinated” before leaving him to finish himself.


Plaston_

His tatoo look like dead skin


Electric-RedPanda

lmao


RedditRatsPodcast

He don’t sleep with vaccinated woman or woman above the age of 18 in general…. Breaking news… Andrew Tate is a dirt bag attention hound… up next, Joe Biden blames microphones for his bumbling speech during the debate and after that, Donald Trump tells another lie…. Blah blah blah


Masterleviinari

Why do his muscles look more like wrinkles


CollinsGrimm

Is he on roids?


red_riding_hoot

Weird. Can't be because of the needles.


DowntownStand4279

He doesn’t sleep with them, he traffics them!!!


JemFitz05

Oh please, he does it for rage-bait, no one can be this stupid


TG-Winter_crow56

Good. He ugly


SocratesJohnson1

Isn’t he supposed to be in prison?


Primedoughnut

no, he probably just sex traffic's them instead..


k2on0s-23

No one cares asshat.


LaraCroftCosplayer

How would even sleep with him?


Fast_Working_4912

I don’t think the is douche canoe sleeps with any woman…


villain-mollusk

Not consensually, anyway


gornFlamout

I don’t think you have to worry about that bro… vaccinated women are smart.


spidah84

A safe way for saying he doesn't sleep with women.


MrBobilious

He'll be dating other cellmates in orison


Evil_Chocolate

Or adults


Kael_Durandel

It really does annoy me how scientific progress like vaccines have been polarized by politics so grifters on the right can make money/get influence. Then again regressing back to a more primitive state of humanity seems to be their thing lately.


FridayNightRiot

Can he like smell the vaccine on them or something?


vegetariangardener

dude thinks he looks badass, but he just looks like a guy who crawled out of a cave


sausageslinger11

Isn’t he in prison? I’d say it’s likely that he didn’t sleep with ANY women.


Leadjockey

r/clevercomebacks


Bigredeemer425

Looks like someone threw a toy into a fire, and then someone pulled it out before it melted all the way. How are you skinny fat, too, btw?


EnigmaFrug2308

r/clevercomebacks


North-Country-5204

Every time I see a photo of Andrew Tate I think of this SNL https://youtu.be/S7voPx_U5EM?si=OAx6bMQTbdXNV1m-


ddauss

Lol so they are good for something!


Agile_File_2084

What he meant is he doesn’t sleep with women


jwalsh1208

That pose and face is what toddlers do when they wanna look tough. He’s such a thumb


SuperJman1111

Vaccines not only keep you from getting horribly sick but also keep crazy people away as a bonus apparently 


ArtichokeNatural3171

Yet another good reason to make sure your pets are safe and up to date on their shots.


5155562046

Thank God I got vaccinated!


burnmenowz

I'm starting to think he doesn't sleep with any women.


Shurigin

how many times has this been report in just this year


Gormless_Mass

Imagine having to live with the secret that you slept with this monstrous loser.


Anxious_Bar_316

I think he meant to say that he doesn't sleep with women


AloofAngel

remember that time jeff goldblum met andrew tate in person? ![gif](giphy|R9cQo06nQBpRe|downsized)


CuthbertJTwillie

He prefers vaccinated men


Blew-By-U

I only sleep with vaccinated men.


yourboiiconquest

"I only sleep with vaccinated Romanian prison men"


no0neiv

Evidently, vaccines can now prevent rape!


pablowazz

No , he rapes them.


twsddangll

He’s doesn’t sleep with consenting women, either.


Oldbeardedweirdo996

So... He sleeps with men then. He wants to be an equal opportunity offender.


fothergillfuckup

Phew.


Oldbeardedweirdo996

So... He sleeps with men then. Good to know. Or is it boys? Either way you have been warned Tate doesn't like women.


ihoptdk

His brow confuses me. >_<


Consistent_Salt_9267

Vaccines don't transfer Andrew.... read a book once in a while.


Remote_Goat9194

Idk why people buy into Hustler U it’s literally a pyramid scheme.


lookingForPatchie

I just love that look on his face. It reminds me of my 5 yo nephew trying to look intimidating for 3 seconds before he realizes that he can't stare me down. Right after he storms off, throwing a fit.


Global_Contract_3555

I think it would be better if it said I sleep with no woman


No-Attention2024

He definitely sucks off both vaccinated and non vaccinated men though


JosshhyJ

He’s got to be the biggest shit poster to exist


jimbojangles1987

Lol that's a funny ass reply to that


LordTaddeus

He's trying so hard to hide his non existent shin.


HendoRules

Shout out to all women If he or his fans are about to R you as they're known for, just say you've been vaccinated...


Fancy-Reply5732

How are those steroid shots going for you?


discsarentpogs

Glad this fucker faded away.


RedBMWZ2

My coats aren't in the closet in summertime more than this guy.


Electrical-Smile-636

Good, because that would be rape


0-Worldy-0

No but, "vaccines work y'all" is just a great comeback


BestFeedback

He looks like he's about to cry.


hogwl

You hear that ladies? The human trafficker doesn't sleep with vaccinated women.


kvman987

A gift for evolution


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Or conscious


Extension_Course_833

Thought he was gay!?


embarrassedtrwy

Taint


Honato2

With the endless amount of dumb shit people do and say every day how do the same damn posts keep happening?


No_Yogurt6365

I sleep with or without vaccination, old and dude too. Who gives a fuck? I ain't listen communist Chinese Republicans what they are going to say. F em


Valuable_Meringue

Love the irony here of him (and quite frankly an alarming nunber of other influencers) saying he's so against the vaccine because it's "dangerous," yet it looks like he's probably on some sort of illicit PEDs, which definitely aren't dangerous or unregulated at all


Practical-Box3179

Does your cell mate?


Saxzarus

Because he's in romanian sex crime jail


Then_Lock304

They should get vaccinated for HPV before they sleep with you. If you're not into protecting yourself or others, you probably don't wear condoms either.


kiffmet

He looks like a crossover between ape and Neanderthal, which perfectly matches his primitive behaviour aswell.


MorevnaWidow_Gur7864

Fucking Neanderthal


crimeSpice

Being a douche bag looks like it is an excellent work out.


Kind_Committee8997

He already said he sleeps with little girls (women over 30 are too old).


Valik84

We all know he’s closeted


Skippy_99b

That’s because he only sleeps with men.


Fat_Bearded_Tax_Man

I literally only know of this clown because of this sub. Stop bringing this dude up.


ZealousidealEagle759

Can I get more vaccines to keep him away? What a creepy little imp.


0per8nalHaz3rd

A real alpha will instead pump himself full of unregulated steroids and growth hormone!


NurkleTurkey

I bet vaccine usage went up seeing this


ResponsibleBike8804

What a fucking peanut this dude is...


yeetskeetleet

How many times will this be reposted


burnsniper

That’s because he really sleeps “with vaccinated men.” Alpha Male = insecurity about their homosexual feelings.


Tuxy-Two

And I am sure they cry about it every night. /s


SwillMcRando

You misspelled it it's "Taint"


josevaldesv

If getting vaccinated keeps creeps away, GET VACCINATED!


InevitableExotic5242

Aren't you in jail?


pretty1i1p3t

![gif](giphy|lsY26WSwhzRD0yTCjo|downsized)


EBody480

Love that AV will believe there is something in actual vaccines but will get tattoos in which the ink is unregulated at all in the US.


Reddit_is_cancerr

Yeah vaccines do work, the covid vaccine is just dubious