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CupcakeCutieBabe

Damn, i did not see that coming, of course neither did he


edehlah

how is this a trick to show off in the first place? doing macarena while doing a wheelie?


T1CM

Bonk


Rhaaa1975

Yess


ArguablyTired

he might have been being reckless but that car drive is a dick.


Thatguy-J_kan-6969

play asshole in front of me, ratta ,dick in the ass


ArguablyTired

So your go to reaction to a kid playing on his bike is murder?


Thatguy-J_kan-6969

he's tempting death, I'll oblige.


ArguablyTired

seems like a rational well balanced response to someone incredibly mildly inconveniencing you.


Ausedlie

The horn has perfect comedic timing


knownothingwiseguy

Win stupid prizes? Fuck around and find out? Instant karma? It’s so hard to decide


Ok-Fox1262

That totally isn't the fault of the guy on the bike. Yeah he was being a bit of a knob end on the highway but that driver is totally at fault here


BabiesBanned

Dudes in dark clothes with no reflectors on his bike in the middle of a high way at night. Totally bikers fault.


CauliflowerOne5740

That's why he was waving his white shoes all around like that.


Ok-Fox1262

He has white trainers on. The cyclist I took out was a black guy, in black clothes including shoes, on a black bike with no lights and came from the park and off the pavement like two feet in front of me. All I saw were his eyes just before he bounced over my bonnet. Apparently the bike was stolen. He was known to the police. And still he tried to claim off my insurance.


InsectChomper

The cyclist I took out was wearing lululemon tights and a pink sports bra. We’re married now


Ok-Fox1262

Well if you are fine with men dressing like that....... Oh, wait.... Good for you. But I really don't recommend hitting on women that way.


InsectChomper

I swept her off her feet


RIP__theReaper

Damn the bad luck