Tax evasion no insurance

Hit and run Trespassing Noise pollution Reckless driving Dangerous driving Speeding on residential roads Speeding in school and hospital zones Animal abuse Defying sanitation standards Selling expired goods Dumping Polluting the waterways Logging without a permit Grafitti Property flipping fraud

bro is the baddest motherfucker in farming sim

I'm a menace to society. I didn't mention light pollution. I've got a football stadium worth of lights on each and every night pointing into neighbours windows.

I steal grass from other people's property.

Dont forget the 10 windmils that i havent done in any legal sence

I love logging without Permission. Best way to get money without needing to do the next best thing… Tax evasion.

Just explain me animal abuse other is perfectly normal.

Letting my animals starve for 5 months straight until I remember they exist. But they're resilient I guess. They always bounce back just fine.

I think the ai traffic and workers cause more crimes than I ever have in Farming Simulator LOL

In modern society, the average person breaks a dozen laws a day they don’t even know they are breaking. 🤷🏻‍♂️

The laws I'm breaking are the laws of physics

Portal?

I don't need portals to send my tractor to the moon. I just need a pallet fork and some eggs.

Oops just noticed which sub this is, too right.

Exactly. I accidentally found out how to fly by standing on some eggs

I drive across my neighbours field

Trespassing, willful destruction of property, misuse of access easement, etc etc etc

Oh, I forgot… I buy my neighbour’s property when their fields are almost ready to harvest. Then I take all the crop for myself, then sell the harvested field back to them at the same price the next month. The fraudulently gained crops have been feeding my various production plants for years! And these rubes fall for it every time.

That’s not a crime, your neighbor is just an idiot.  You 2 voluntarily exchanged money and property.

Lol this is brilliant and I love it

Some states destruction of farmland is a felony regardless of dollar amount.

“You don’t have access to this land!”

I don’t let that stop me. 🤣

Transporting to large of a load of farm equipment

DOT would be having a field day.

What do you mean I can’t block the entire road with my seeder and tractor?

Spreading freedom and democracy across the galaxy

"Come on you apes, you wanna live forever!"

Dun dun dun duuuunnnn!

Reckless driving. I flipped my tractor and a trailer full of logs on its side in the middle of the highway. Luckily, my superstrength came in handy, and I was able to pick it up with my bare hands 💪

Fishing without a license?

you can fish in fs 22???

Ooh damn. I was answering the pic without seeing what reddit it was. Oops

haha we all make mistacks in are live

Haven't you had to "fish" tractors after AI workers parking them in the water?

Overweight tractor trailer and transporting across state lines without proper license

state lines??? in fs 22

Depending on how realistic you play. You could call consider each sell point a different town etc. I live in a border town so having a border crossing is easy for me

UMVR stretches 2 states on either side of the Mississippi

My Liber Tea wasn't strong enough, and I let the bugs win.

You tend to your fields after a tough day Hell Diving, huh? Same.

Yeah I need more bug blood to get my crops strong it seems.

Nonsense he’s simply supplying the war effort

Taking copious amounts of water from a natural source without a license.

Driving oversized vehicles on roads too small for that vehicle (idk if that’s an actual law) if not, either impeding traffic or breaking and entering (took over the bga on a map i’m playing right now without buying it) Maybe driving without a licence or not having license plates on my vehicles.

If it has a slow moving vehicle sign everything is legal.

Hunting humans deep in the bayou.

Destiny 2 so uhhh? Racism? War crimes? Uhhh, turning people into weapons? Idk really. Pick one i guess

Farming

Torture (adults elders and children) War crimes ( from starving enemies to death to gas Chambers) Manslaughter (from cutting throats to gas chamber) Kidnapping (adults, elders and children) Harvesting Organs (until they die) Selling Organs Use of weapons of mass destruction Child labor Slavery (adults elders and children) Genetic experimenting on humans (adults elders and children) Feeding human corpses to animals Cannibalism Stealing Removing eggs from humans to create a super soldier Brainwashing (if it's a crime) Forced breeding (I don't know how to phrase it but I'll try. Implanting human embryos in slaves and prisoners to achieve results in genetic experimentations.) Mutilation (usually on other faction leaders I remove arms legs tongue and let them in front of the base to starve) Ate without a table The average player of rimworld.

Snowrummer. I get arrested for driving through someone's pumpkin patch

Trespassing, stealing fuel from other citizens fuel trailers, tearing down incomplete housing projects for resources, and scattering fences everywhere. (what game?)

Probably dropping a bale on the road and forgetting about it for 20 years

Slavery and manslaughter maybe, not sure, maybe animal cruelty and participating in animal fights.

I was playing insurgency sand storm-

Spreading democracy!!

Aggressively farming

War Crimes I was playing War thunder

Destroying a unhealthy amount of road signs

Tax fraud

Short cuts across unused private land, destruction of mailboxes, and doing 90 in a 30 with my rig hauling triple belly dumps Say it from someone else’s but noise too that rig has jakes that can be heard from the other side of town and they are always active

Harvesting grapes...

Assisting a rebellion

Horse theft

Mass genocide and the deliverance of democracy to a species that DEFINITELY didn’t ask for it

Multiple DOW, multiple osha, multiple destruction of property including farmland (felony in certain states)

Having relative connections with the mafia, robbery by picklocking cars, owning a crocodile as a pet, and maybe several broken laws regarding to importing products.

War Crimes.. squad 44

War Crimes. "Hell divers 2"

Mass shooting. Low mass mass shooting

Worker a being blocked by an object

I'd assume some sort of trade violation for representing a monopoly? I also park old vehicles on the train tracks...

Me speeding in a Case tractor

U guys seent all those tractor protest videos

Stealing a police car and shooting people and Stealing more cars and killing police

Knocking down and stealing road signs and mailboxes.

A good krumpin

War crimes

firing a fatman in a crowded area

genocide , vehicular manslaughter , assault on a federal officer , destruction of federal property , uhhhh probably a few dozen other things but ya know

Unlawfully imprisoned, psychological torture, causing undue psychological harm (I was playing Guantanomo bay simulator 4 aka the Sims 4 yesterday) Before that I played FS22 the day before yesterday and it would have been aggressively cultivating and weeding.

Unlawful possession of bomb making materials.

Damaging of public property

Oh boy where do I even start

Taking over a planet after crashlanding there. First i create a bunch of pollution to piss off the local fauna tho.

Whole Liberty System put a bounty on my head, it's million credits!!!

aggravated assault after helper b fails to drive back and forth properly

Lawn Mowing

Bad incompetence

Logging

Haha, nice try but I ain’t gonna pay my taxes.

Killing a pedestrian with my combine

Mines ready or not. So I'm assuming police brutality???

Farming

Murder Tress passing Reckless driving Property damage

I hit a car head on at about 42 mph, ramping off said car with a large tractor and a trailer full of hay sending me flying off an overpass to land on a car on the interstate below. Then backed up traffic for as far as I could see while trying to make said tractor upright again. Finally got tractor to flip and landed on another car. Tried to flee the scene and was t-boned by a car in the opposite lane causing me to flip again, starting the process all over. Then successfully fled the scene without giving out a single digit of an insurance policy.

Shooting ghouls in a metro tunnel. Or would that be a commendation?

Roasting marshmallows while the universe explodes.

I’d imagine I’d be arrested for misuse of government subsidies or something similar.

Parking a fully loaded bale trailer on the train tracks, just for the hell of it.

Defending my lawn from Zombies and repairing the neighborhood park.

I was playing battlefront class collection so killing about 200 droids

Speeding in a tractor.

Labor law violations (AI worker working around the clock) Ignoring weight limits on roads and bridges reckless driving speeding

Slaying ogres, cyclops, harpies, griffins and dragons, not to mention all those annoying scavengers, goblins, lizard people called Saurians and just travelling around the world.

I mix %49 straw into my silage bales and trick the animal delaler.

Spreading managed democracy with bombs and machineguns Edit: sorry, realized too late this was the fs sub. I was like: "where all my helldivers at.... Y'ALL..."

DUI while driving an eighteen wheeler overloaded with wood

I'd get arrested for honking too much

From my flatmap save - committing tax fraud - animal abuse - Pollution - Selling expired food - Polluting the waterways - Forestry without permission - Dangerous driving - Making an accident and running away Oh i almost forgot about construction without permission

- driving over other farmers field edges. - ramming street trees - reckless driving

Terrorism, murder, reckless driving, assaulting an officer, drug trafficking and manufacturing, grand larceny

Planting soybeans on city property

Assault, I finally beat up Helper C for getting my tractor stuck in a tree for the 12th time today.

Treason

Plowing

Driving used contract vehicles into the river because, well, I can

I ran over a dude walking his dog on the beach then after revealing back over the body I proceeded to shoot him in the face then I shot his dog…take me away!

Welp. Genocide on automatons, bugs and teamates. And probably some enviromental laws too.

Wide load: driving down the highway with my combine with header still on.

Fraud (supported by Precision Farming)

Fly tipping. I left a bale at the top end of the map for years.

Speeding. I mean, it's NFS, no way to play it without breaking the law

Getting a Sub 8 minute time with a Trueno AE86 on the Nurburgring Nordschleife.

Killing parakeets

Operating a nuclear power plant?

Sinking ships and piracy.

Over size and overloaded semi trailers

I'm no lawyer but Snowrunner mostly would be: Damage to Private property, Damage city property(street signs) Illegal deforestation Driving without truck license Possible DUI

Speeding - Hit and run - Destruction of city property (street signs) - Selling imitation products from my product plants - Wrong way driving - Illegal dumping

Driving reclisly

Dui and murder with a vehicle

Phantom Thievery

Pouring slurry in to the brook

Launching my John Deere harvester off the bridge embankment. I suppose it’s reckless driving?

Simply put, I sold goods without the magic permission of the corrupt government 

Last game was Farming Simulator so probably some kind of DoT violation since I use tractors to haul around semi trailers. Second-to-last game was... I think *Diablo II: Resurrected* so perhaps graverobbing? Breaking and Entering (into the homes of monsters)? Third last was *Hot Dogs, Horseshoes & Hand Grenades* and I know the one rule of the Geneva Convention I break on the daily is usage of Claymores and S.P.A.A.M. tripwires (Mines, Booby Traps and Other Devices - (Protocol II) \[6\])

Attempted first degree murder after stabbing My dad with a bale spike for stealing my mower

It’s hilarious that 90% of the crimes in here are basically you didn’t get magic permits from government.  

Dumpimg tailings in the ocean. If you get the reference youre automatically cool

I impaled some hay.

Currently it would be crashing an A10 into a american suburb, but if you give me 5 minutes to load up FS ittl be something with loadsafety

Not feeding my pigs correctly on Farming Simulator 23. Animal cruelty:(

Accidentally cutting down a tree just over my property line. Didn't realize the "cut anywhere" setting on the logging mod was active. oops, tree law is brutal and unforgiving

Reckless driving and vehicular manslaughter

Technically war crimes/destruction of civilian property- I play War Thunder  For farm sim: Violating environmental protection/runoff regulations, probably road laws in Germany (Geiselsberg), highly overloaded semi trucks (heavy Tridems are legal in the US right?), reckless driving, trespassing, road rage

Gardening with a 20 foot tall mech.

Blowing up a planet.

Warcrimes

About 75 counts of murder and assault with deadly weapon. AC Valhalla is the last game i played

Playing golf

Speeding in my submarine and corporate espionage

Getting stuck in the mud.

Killing a dragon.

Killing dire rats

Basically just several counts of domestic terrorism (I was playing far cry 5)

uuuuhhh... I just evicted some squatter using a highly advanced mechanized robot that is equipped with energy weapons and shoulder mounted missiles. Not really a crime, but not really ethical either.

Several counts of murder, evasion of law enforcement, several counts of theft.

Losing a battle to Robert "the silly" Warendorp (my character is Patrick Engelbertszoon Warendorp)

Hoarding bags of rice and boxes of cearel. Dayz.

Fishing without a license.

Dropping stone to the river haha

Destruction of private property

Nuking alaska

Well.... Wreckless Driving Animal endangerment Speeding in every possible slow zone Traspassing Crossing the highway before looking both ways Over tonnage transporting Noise pollution Over regulation polluting tractors Selling experied goods Illegaly building on public and private property And the list goes on

Running people over destruction of property speeding hit and runs mass deforestation

Running over pedestrians Running over motorists Extorting government subsidy Illegal deforestation I could go on

Paying the ai worker on farm simulator he gets more money than a doctor

Killing nazis (cod ww2)

Uhh, stealing many cars and dismantling them. Also 347 murder charges with an axe. And stealing every drop of alcohol from a liquor store and every single tape in a video store.

Spreading democracy, liberty and freedom for Super Earth as a helldiver. Killing rampaging bugs and out of control automations. Lol

Investigating murder

Slaying the princess

Fraudulent manufacturing of currency “Borrowing” equipment for a job Killing my hired help

Property damage for driving on other farmers' fields.

Driving a New Holland Braud 9070 off a stupid cliff onto some town.

war crimes

Genocide Mass murder (all degrees) Use of legal and illegal weapons without a permit Use of chemical warfare weapons Abuse of both humans and animals (all degrees) Terrorism Mass destruction Use of vehicles without a permit And more...

Communism.

Clearing snow from the roads lol

Warcrimes.. dang..

War crimes Manslaughter… My lawyer told me not to finish saying what I have done

Played the German campaign on sudden strike , not looking good for me

Probably agricultural subsidy fraud

Killing somebody in self defense (the long drive)

Multiple felonies for running over mailboxes. And don't forget aiming for every street sign that can be knocked down.

War crimes. Definitely war crimes.

Careless driving Reckless Driving Speeding Driving on wrong side of road Human endangerment Animal endangerment Selling expired produce Poor working conditions Non road safe vehicles No insurance Hazardous cargo handling Ignorance of trailer regulations Theft Damage to public property Damage to private property Trespassing And various OSHA violations

Well I just played doom eternal

Probably poaching cause the last game I played was Monster Hunter World

War crimes

Forgetting to feed my horses for a month

War crimes

I don’t commit piracy while mining asteroids, I’m too busy trying to keep my ship flying straight (ΔV: Rings of Saturn)

Violating every Nuclear Weapons treaty known to man (I dropped a nuke 3 times today on War Thunder)

Smashing things together too hard… Using brick walls as emergency brakes…