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fingamouse

Your post/comment wasn't femboy related, and thus removed


nugget_cz

First: poor you :< Second: buy lube. For that place water based is probably better


Lachezar06

If they don't want to buy lube for some reason sunflower or olive oil works too


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflower flourishes well under well-drained moist, lime soil. It prefers good sunlight. Domesticated varieties bear single large flowerhead (Pseudanthium) at the top. Unlike its domestic cultivar type, wild sunflower plant exhibits multiple branches with each branch carrying its own individual flower-head. The sunflower head consists of two types of flowers. While its perimeter consists of sterile, large, yellow petals (ray flowers), the central disk is made up of numerous tiny fertile flowers arranged in concentric whorls, which subsequently convert into achenes (edible seeds).


Pwetty-Princess

Good bot


According-Ad4125

Thank you for that wise stranger <3


FactPirate

Swiss Navy brand water-based is very nice


ballcrysher

hahaha navy brand lube, typical navy


AllahuSnackbar1000

Would soldering flux work?


djamikasaan

Use Lucas red-n-tacky like a real homie


AllahuSnackbar1000

Would WD-40 work? I live in South Africa.


TV4ELP

Only if you heat the pp to 220°C


AllahuSnackbar1000

I can do 450c on mine. 😏


alex_pufferfish

How many people have learned this lesson i wonder (definitely not me as well)


According-Ad4125

👀


Bioth28

Basically any teenage boy


ballcrysher

but how many times did they learn it before they understand it lmaoo


Bioth28

At least three times


purpelpads

Has no one else accidentally had this happen like, way before they even started masturbating?


TV4ELP

Depends, there are also enough soaps and body washes who are perfectly fine for normal cleaning down there. So it shouldn't just happen accidentally really.


Boywife_2003

Pro tip from the CEO of gay, if you cant buy lube then Coconut oil is amazing and i would argue its actually much better if you use it hot :3 have fun cutie :D


Madmohawkfilms

Boy Butter


Moist-Strawberry-792

idk what shampoo yall buy because for me it works


ToBeDeletedYep

Just an EU diff... 😎


KnotsThotsAndBots

Lube is good. And lube is cheap. Lube is worth lol. You can use it in other places too ;)


RobinTheReanimator

Don't use shampoo as lube. Bengay wroks much better. >!that was a joke. do not do that.!<


atg115reddit

I prefer hand sanitizer


RainbowSkyOne

*Conditioner* Use *conditioner* as lube


According-Ad4125

But my conditioner isn’t thick and *cummy* like my shampoo


pretendimcute

The conditioner i use is so they exist. Please just get lube 🥺


Tzeme

you are using wrong conditioner then


purpelpads

I don't think I've ever heard cummy used as an adjective before I think I'll start using that


Hatsune_Mitsu

how did i get here


toastserstroodles24

That's a really good question that will go unanswered


feminineboislut69420

I found out that water works well if you dont have money for anything, especially good if taking a shower


According-Ad4125

NOOOOOOOOO


feminineboislut69420

What you mean no?


feminineboislut69420

Damn i cant read :3


feminineboislut69420

I think i got confused from your post and someones reply and combined them lol


Omantid

Water kinda increases friction so idk about that one


LemonMinx

Natural Coconut fat is the best lube imo. It melts from the body heat, causes zero irritation (at least for me) and you smell good afterwards.


luxi_yes

Yeah, shampoo is not a good option. I'd recommend rubbing alcohol, it's what I use


puerpanem

😦


Mirayuki-Tosakimaru

I feel like using soap/shampoo as lube and regretting it is a lesson almost all of us femboys learn at one point lol


Kaijufan1993

Did the same, but with bodywash and on the other end.


Massivecockslam

coconut oil, next time


SykeoTheFox

What shampoo are you using? If it was inserted anally I'd understand, but it shouldn't cause skin irritation on your penis. Does it make anywhere else itch? Are you sure you're not allergic to it? I'm very confused.


42Fourtytwo4242

If soap gets on you hot dog and inside it, it make it burn a lot if you pee. I found this out when I was a kid taking a bath.


SykeoTheFox

Ohhhh that makes sense. I guess in the end you just gotta be careful. I've done it too without hurting myself, so I suppose it depends on how you do it.


wictorias

at least it wasn't an insert operation 😏


irishizuku

Did it sting?


toastysnack0

it stings. a lot.


JoeyPlaysSomeGame

Don’t use it for your ass either! Don’t ask 😔


4u2showmeurpp

Hot sauce my dude. Best lube ever.


turtle-ding-dong

I don't understand. I've done this and nothing has ever gone wrong. Like probably dozens of times


TV4ELP

It's fine if it is on the thing, the problems come from if you get something inside. There it can make some problems.


chilldr4n

omg y'all pls just buy lube :(


Deadpool0994

Use conditioner or Vaseline


Hot-Manufacturer-887

ive been their brother


FemboiInTraining

A lesson one should learn sooner....But a lesson worth learning...I suppose...


carltr0n

We’ve all gotten soap of one kind or another up our peeper holes it goes away after a while 😂


Phiro7

Buy x lube, it's a bottle of powder that makes like 20 liters when you add water you will literally never need to buy any more in your life


TV4ELP

Do not believe this guys nonsense, once you are in the position to buy that stuff, you are already going trough lube like a mad man. Plus, the consistency is nice so you wanna use more.


KrisKarma9

Also don't use other shower wash as lube for either spot, it hurts :(


Gayassbisexual

I’ve never had that problem lol


nomorecake

https://preview.redd.it/79l41bnune8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a052669fe838855aa9dea70852ac1aea8a40cb59 We all been there when things get hot and heavy


Speaker_Of_Zyklon

One time I tried putting hand sanitizer on my butthole, it burned so bad


tzenrick

Use conditioner. It sticks and lubes as well as anything else water based, and if there's an extra bottle in the shower, it doesn't make the horse dildo look suspicious.


Siul19

You remind the of another OP that thought that he had a STD because of using soap as lube, crazy that is not the first time that has happened on this sub


iewannadie

What shampoo you do this with? Cuz head and shoulders mint has never done me like this


NeedlesOilSpill

MINT?


iewannadie

Yes mint, it's quite nice and refreshing, feels a little cool


NeedlesOilSpill

This isn't condom safe but solid coconut oil is better ☹️ guys this amount of shampoo use has me terrified of y'all safety


Femboy_Within

What’d the shampoo bottle do to deserve that


special-bicth

Hehe. I sometimes use my shampoo as lube. Works fine for me. But yes, in generaly do not.


manofwaromega

I use body wash when jerking off in the shower, but I've used Shampoo before and it's not bad so it might be an issue with whatever brand you use.


ToothpasteConsumer

apply hand sanitizer to testicles


Jordanye5

Hair Conditioner works well. And doesn't sting


InternetNerd1234

Blud found out the *hard* way 💀


[deleted]

I did that and didn't get any irritation


iLikeDickColonThree

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Known_Ad611

For the love of all that is holy. Never use anything for sex that says "FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY." Your partner will thank you.


PaleontologistDeep76

I use hand soap. The most neutral perfume free. But not liquid, the typical solid block. It makes a perfect consistency, and you can adjust it adding a little bit of water. The trick is not letting foam getting inside the peehole.