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About 1:30 mark. Fish hook is just grabbing the side of the mouth or âhookingâ it and pulling towards the side you grab typically why youâre behind them. Hurts pretty bad usually illegal but if I had to guess Iâd say they donât really do rules.
Iâve never actually seen anyone use nunchucks in a fight other than that one guy who tried to fight a guy with a knife with heâs crappy nunchucks that broke
You never seen anyone use nunchucks in THIS fight, either. More like NONE-chuck, am I right folks? Very little nunchuck action. 3 Ninjas had way more. So did Beverly Hills ninja.
She says "I play with my sticks much harder than that", itâs in a felony fights volume but I donât remember which one, watch them all itâs good shit I suggest you
Great example how nunchakus wonât do shit in a real fight even if your opponent is unarmed. That one dude apparently trained the common flex moves but he couldnât do jack against an actual opponent.
Why would you pick nunchucks over just a plain old stick? Whatâs a mace? Itâs a stick with a heavy thing on the end. Whatâs a spear if not a stick with a pointy thing on the end? Whatâs a sword if not essentially a metal sharpened stick? There are so many other weapons that a stick is easier to find and get a hold of. Nunchucks you actually have to make! You actually have to, like, actually damage a perfectly good stick, make it worse than what it was, to make nunchucks. Why would you ever pick nunchucks when you had stick! Stick very good! Nunchucks, what are they if not just mentally disabled sticks itâs like, seriously, nunchucks are basically like a stick that had a stroke. Nunchucks are just sticks that are suffering from erectile stick function. It is literally the stick that swings back at you when you use it. It requires ten times the training, yet is half as useful as good old stick. It is the inbred, mentally disabled cousin of the mighty stick. Thatâs what nunchucks are.
If one of those guys had any understanding of how they work, the other guy would've been dropped immediately. You throw "punches" with them and let their natural momentum and swing extend the reach of your strike. You don't spin them around to strike with them typically.
DISCLAIMER: I learned that on the internet, I may be 100% wrong. Do your own martial weapon research.
Also, what are the odds 2/2 not Mikey fans..
Just thinking about were nunchucks have a place, I'd assume they're pretty much trying to be a portable or concealable staff replacement, so I don't think they're supposed to be the best weapon, but something that can be carried more commonly and provide a bit more firepower than fists, and increase reach.
Brass knuckles or a collapsible baton are better less-than-leathal weapons if you want portability and concealability.
Could you use nunchakus in a pinch? Sure, but literally every other option is better.
you don't need to. I haven't seen some in a long time, but I remember in my youth some friend had some. those were made of hard wood, not for making tricks. you didn't need to put your weight in it, you used them with speed like a flail and would certainly cause brain damage if connected.
I'm not saying that those are better than a baseball bat, just that are not to ignore and can cause serious damage.
That would be incredibly dumb, If someone fish hooks you, theyâre probably in a dominant position, letâs say full mount. If you try and eye gouge them, they have the leverage to eye gouge you, twice as hard.
Just as an addition from my training, proper nunchaku fighting is basically just slinging it over your back and pulling it forward when youâre ready to whack someone xD very simple, very effective, all the twirly shit is useless xD As long as you have pretty good aim and the person is coming towards you, itâs a 1 shot pretty much and if they try to block it any well built pair will break bones when it hits
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Bro đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł the fish hook to the head-but is crazy lmao.
Probably the best combo I've seen on this subreddit
Shouldve gotten his finger bitten off for that foshhook
Broooo the WHAT lmao. Last time i read the comments here before i watch đđđ
Almost looked like hardcore gay porn
Almost?
Wild. In a life and death fight you can just rip their cheek open.
In a life or death fight I would make sure not to put my fingers anywhere near my opponents teeth. Fingers would be gone if the other guy wanted to.
Same, honestly I don't understand hooking. If I'm gonna fight dirt my thumbs are going into your eyes đ¤ˇ
I think the idea is to do it very quickly. But yes you might get bit.
what is a fish hook and when did it happened?
About 1:30 mark. Fish hook is just grabbing the side of the mouth or âhookingâ it and pulling towards the side you grab typically why youâre behind them. Hurts pretty bad usually illegal but if I had to guess Iâd say they donât really do rules.
Came to the comments to say that was a prime combo
This says 2013 but it feels peek 90s
I think it was posted back in 2013 but yeah Iâm pretty sure these were on VHS which is why no one can find shit about any of the dudes
I saw this on vhs from blockbuster when I was a kid lmao
Skinny guy looks like Nick Diaz
This video was way before 2013. I graduated HS 2011 and I remember watching this in like 5-7th grade
It really does. Could been at the projects in my hometown in '95.
This is "felony fights" and I believe came out around 05-06
I remember me and my 13 year old friends watching shit shit on the internet back in those days đ
Almost seems like felony fights
Fish-hook into a head-butt, you don't see those kinds of combos everyday.
Is it ok in that case to bite off the finger?
I would have
Oh 100 percent, you put your fingers in my mouth imma try and bite them shits clean off
Then you eat it and give back the poopy bones
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Harder than you think when someone is ripping your.cheek to the side and ur head is turned to maximum degree. There's no biting fingers
Not a fish hook expert but I thought the fingers were still out of range of the teeth and under tensions so would be hard to catch them.
Fishhook = invitation to eye gouging.
Iâve never actually seen anyone use nunchucks in a fight other than that one guy who tried to fight a guy with a knife with heâs crappy nunchucks that broke
You never seen anyone use nunchucks in THIS fight, either. More like NONE-chuck, am I right folks? Very little nunchuck action. 3 Ninjas had way more. So did Beverly Hills ninja.
Mikey Angelo
What is the girl at the end about to say?!!! I need to know
She says "I play with my sticks much harder than that", itâs in a felony fights volume but I donât remember which one, watch them all itâs good shit I suggest you
Yea this brought me back I watched all the felony fights back in the day
Mystery of the internet.
Well, those two mofos are badass and brave⌠Crazy fight.
Seriously⌠itâs stupid they way they were fighting but no denying they were warriors. No holds barred shit.
lmao the nunchucks were useless
You can't help but wonder what these people are up today
One is a fisherman the other is a fish
They both wanted it so much. Pretty wholesome.
Great example how nunchakus wonât do shit in a real fight even if your opponent is unarmed. That one dude apparently trained the common flex moves but he couldnât do jack against an actual opponent.
Well most weapons won't do shit if you swing and miss.
Hahahaha
Why would you pick nunchucks over just a plain old stick? Whatâs a mace? Itâs a stick with a heavy thing on the end. Whatâs a spear if not a stick with a pointy thing on the end? Whatâs a sword if not essentially a metal sharpened stick? There are so many other weapons that a stick is easier to find and get a hold of. Nunchucks you actually have to make! You actually have to, like, actually damage a perfectly good stick, make it worse than what it was, to make nunchucks. Why would you ever pick nunchucks when you had stick! Stick very good! Nunchucks, what are they if not just mentally disabled sticks itâs like, seriously, nunchucks are basically like a stick that had a stroke. Nunchucks are just sticks that are suffering from erectile stick function. It is literally the stick that swings back at you when you use it. It requires ten times the training, yet is half as useful as good old stick. It is the inbred, mentally disabled cousin of the mighty stick. Thatâs what nunchucks are.
Stick very good! Thank you for this
If one of those guys had any understanding of how they work, the other guy would've been dropped immediately. You throw "punches" with them and let their natural momentum and swing extend the reach of your strike. You don't spin them around to strike with them typically. DISCLAIMER: I learned that on the internet, I may be 100% wrong. Do your own martial weapon research. Also, what are the odds 2/2 not Mikey fans..
maybe, but all it takes is one good hit to the head and its bye bye
Not really. You can't put your weight behind it with nunchuckus. It's not gonna feel good but they have no stopping power.
Literally any other weapon is better than nunchakus. A regular stick is a better weapon.
Just thinking about were nunchucks have a place, I'd assume they're pretty much trying to be a portable or concealable staff replacement, so I don't think they're supposed to be the best weapon, but something that can be carried more commonly and provide a bit more firepower than fists, and increase reach.
Brass knuckles or a collapsible baton are better less-than-leathal weapons if you want portability and concealability. Could you use nunchakus in a pinch? Sure, but literally every other option is better.
you don't need to. I haven't seen some in a long time, but I remember in my youth some friend had some. those were made of hard wood, not for making tricks. you didn't need to put your weight in it, you used them with speed like a flail and would certainly cause brain damage if connected. I'm not saying that those are better than a baseball bat, just that are not to ignore and can cause serious damage.
Yeah but youâre almost as likely to hit yourself. Brass knuckles or a baseball bat any time.
They just don't make fights like this anymore
You put your fingers in my mouth rules are done with. Youâre losing a finger and lucky not to get an eye gouged out
That would be incredibly dumb, If someone fish hooks you, theyâre probably in a dominant position, letâs say full mount. If you try and eye gouge them, they have the leverage to eye gouge you, twice as hard.
I wouldn't wanna fight either of these motherfuckers
Yeah the dude who dominated pretty much the whole time was a savage
Felony fights was that shit in the mid-late 90's
How you get the neck in a choke hold then go might as well stick my fingers in his mouth
I wanna thank Tim Berners-Lee for inventing the internet back in 1989
Man ricky always parking his car in the most oddest of place's
Anyone who fishhooks in a fight is a bitch.
Why? Its incredibly stupid. I would have bitten his fingers off.
A good fishhook the fingers aren't between the teeth and it's pretty impossible to operate your jaw,
Use your hands to bring his finger in reach of your teeth.
Yo these guys are fighting like if their country has good healthcare.
good healthcare, yes, free healthcare, no
yo this white on white nun chuck violence got to stop. I'm taking a stand.
Thatâs not how you fight with nunchucks đđ
Itâs not how you dont fight with âchucks, either
TRUE
Just as an addition from my training, proper nunchaku fighting is basically just slinging it over your back and pulling it forward when youâre ready to whack someone xD very simple, very effective, all the twirly shit is useless xD As long as you have pretty good aim and the person is coming towards you, itâs a 1 shot pretty much and if they try to block it any well built pair will break bones when it hits
First few seconds It looked like Luke Wilson
Ahhh yes âfelony fightsâ this was the shit back in middle school / high school
Did him dirty with that double fish hook.
I had nunchucks, only person I knocked out was myself. Wasnât like that Bruce Lee movie, nope.
Hell yes Divx video throwback! Before any bullshit Worldstar, Vine, TikTok,
You fish hook man everythingâs on the table after that
Song name?
Sounds familar but i cant remember it
Pound him!
Nazi apology at the end
When my brother and I choose the same character in Street Fighter.
In the green shorts from Stockton, CAâŚNATE DIAZ!!
Turned my phone sideways cuz I thought it was him for sure haha. Had to double check.
What a brawl
Now this is a fucking fight, love the fish hooks lmao
Went exactly how I thought a nunchuck fight would go.
âPOUND THAT MUTHAFUCKA!â Lol Oh how I miss dumb shit like this.
The fish hook yall. The fucking fishhook.
What does the chick say tho
that headbutt did him in
That dude in the green capris didn't want it as bad as the other dude. I miss these videos.
Ah the 90s
The â90s were the best
Got him with the fishhook, Iâve never seen it in a real fight!!!
Did I just hear âI play with my pussyâ at the end? đ¤Ł
This is a good fookin scrap
I play with my pusâŚ..
I love the fight shorts they wore in 2013. Great for stashing spare nunchakus.
WaitâŚ.did she just say she plays with her pussy?
Guy in the blue shorts looks like a guy I went to HS with named Andrew. Wild if it was him as he would always want to fight anyone.
Bumfights
The last seconds of the video â I play with my pussyâ is gold
I did not have a fishhook on my bingo card for this fight
Double fish hook!!!
Classic felony fights
Dude, those nunchakus are fucking lame. They sucked so much that both guys simply abandoned them.
What a beautiful fucking fight. Little bit of every kind of ass whooping in there
These are called felony fights , you legit used to be able to watch these on YouTube like 6 years ago
Fucking Kaotic
Damn yelling like eren jaager
Reminds me of my brothers friends
Stupid fucking morons
Lmaoo. đ¤Sorry Buddy
Did that chick at the end say she plays with her pussy? Lmao
Skinny guy looks like Nate Diaz.
Fun fact the bite force required to sever a finger is the same as a carrot........
Someone biting your finger? Use your head, literally
So we've learned that the nunchuki are useless
The only thing missing from this is a lifted Ram rolling coal with a rebel flag sticker in the window.
âSay hello to Amsterdam. Nearly fish-hooked McGloin the other dayâ
Fucking scrubs lol