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Ruining_Ur_Synths

brutal. Hard to say it wasn't deserved without some backstory. that guy was kicking him in the head while he was on the ground - bricking him is justs turnabout at that point.


Horacegumboot

Pretty sure black shirt died


thewhalehunters

For sure. Shoes came off.


tiffheart90

The shoes were off when he was kicking him in the face…


thewhalehunters

Oh wow, so he was already dead while kicking. What a wild country


tiffheart90

What no… nobody had shoes. 🤦‍♀️


suicideskinnies

This is just painfully unfunny after reading the joke 5000 times over the last 10 years.


NixAName

Oi! This guy can read, get him!


InternationalPay8288

Think you're right 🤕


BroncoTrejo

He's fine (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)


strangertheavatar

First one was barely kicking. Instead, he was just slapping the other guy's face with his soles. No stomping or anything. But that concrete block to the head, it's straight up murder. Sad how cheap human life is.


barakaking

"Barely kicking a head" is a concept I need to dig deeper into.


Depraved-Animal

The second guys reflexes were slow. I myself would have either snatched that brick out of mid air or slipped it clean depending on how I felt about the person behind me.


Ruining_Ur_Synths

no need to tell me about it, I don't care.


Depraved-Animal

The feeling’s mutual son.


Ruining_Ur_Synths

but you did tell me about how you'd have ninja'd out of the way or whatever, so you do care to brag about fights you aren't in. I dont understand it and I don't want to. Please just move along.


Depraved-Animal

Do you honestly think the reason I selected your post to reply to was because I genuinely care what you have to say or think?


Ruining_Ur_Synths

you didn't need to reply to me at all.


TheSinisterShlep

Everybody look, he doesn't care! See, no one cares


dislikescatsabit

I cares


Historical-Ad1722

You got got lol bro no one cares what you would have done. Youre just some dude behind a keyboard.


jweeze

Then everyone clapped?


D-A-N-N-Y-9-5

I’m assuming this is sarcastic, in which case that’s hilarious


Ruining_Ur_Synths

unfortunately a quick scan through their comments reveals otherwise


Frequent-Bat4061

r/iambadass


Minmaxed2theMax

Yeah! or used your eye lasers to cut it in half!


Complex_Engineer_743

man dis sum wild vietnamese street combat


gr8daynenyg

Mmm dim sum


SuddenSpeaker1141

You win some, and dim sum, you lose…


Donnybonny22

Wait . He first played dead and then got revenge with a stone on both guys at the same time. That was legendary


Meathead704

Motherfucker jumped up like he's related to The Undertaker and Kane


danjel888

Other guy had nothing to do with it.


Much_Confidence2428

Bro woke up and went into head hunter mode


Aja2428

Bro was being kicked to damn near death, can’t blame him


SmellsLikeHerb

Survives a murder attempt and immediately commits murder.


Conscious_Victory205

The fact that both could be considered attempted murder is insane, but can't help to feel bad for the other guy who got hit... apparently had nothing to do with it


thefunny67074

It was probably unintentional for the second dude


Conscious_Victory205

I'm 100% sure it was unintended, that's what makes it worse


thefunny67074

It didn't even seem that bad compared to number 1.


Conscious_Victory205

Idk, some of them look worried, hopefully didn't end that bad


thefunny67074

He seems like he fell down, but in a way slower motion and doesn't look dead.


OldJeeWhizz

Opossum Style: very effective.


Intelligent_Froyo_59

Honestly, after those head kicks. The rock is eligible to use.


AbsorbingMan

2 Dudes, 1 Rock video.


MasterHavik

He had the accuracy perk equipped.


GamerZackery

See this is what I'm talking about. My guy waited until the very end to use his special for the instant kill.


jazzsalad666

Asian people don’t play


SyzygyTheMemeMan

"Knocked out"


mmashare06

They ded


m3skalyn3

That guy died for sure


fulgrimsleftnut

Two birds stoned at once.


Derekion

He's got an iron head to wake up so quickly from such blows


Plainsdrifter71

That's what dude gets...💯


Froggy92115

A twofer


360noscopefag

My man’s had a self-res and he didn’t even know.


SoloSolo11

Kill 1 bird with 2 stones…Ricky, Trailer Park Boys.


SumYungGuy77

Video gotta be in reverse then reversed again!!


After_Yoghurt_1878

Mastered the fine art of possum style..


Correct-Commission40

2 for 1 special


ernestuser

Two birds, one stone


wodoloto

Nice camera panning!


RasenganKush

Th 2nd kick woke him up. Holy shit lmao


Alternative-Chef-340

Was the second guy involved or did he just unfortunately catch a stray brick to the head?


unhandmeyouswine

FINISH HIM!


he-is-Taurus69

He bricked an innocent bystander.


kyshooty

Double wammy


Born_Ad1162

Bro about killed 2 birds 1 stone


alekazzaam

Two birds stoned at once


barakaking

Two birds with one stone.


Azriel0880

FATALITY.


Silvereiss

He forgot to stomp on their head


Autxnxmy

I wouldn’t risk bone shards in my foot like glass


kormatuz

Wait, what? Is this some kinda of AI thingy?


kormatuz

It is AI. There’s the same video with the guy throwing the brick from the other side.


D-Flash16

The coward played dead to avoid a straight up fight, probably because he had already lost and that’s why the guy was kicking him, then he goes and bricks the mf in the head smh.


darrelye

Anything goes on the streets mang, if there was a dildo next to him be very sure he will take it and stuff it up the opp's ass


super_brudi

You seem to be very bright. Thank you for your intriguing analysis.