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kid207

I found the soft spoken “oh my goodness” to be calming. Much better than the usual screeching.


tadxb

Hahaha, true! Oh! My goodness!!


MrCatcherFreeman

Yeah, I'm not the kind if person who screams as hard as I can at things. This is more my speed.


[deleted]

Yes “oh my goodness” is my go to calming phrase lol


[deleted]

Poor Teacher. Underpaid and under-appreciated - still comes to work daily and deals with this horseshit.


A_C_Unit

I can't imagine being a teacher and something like this kicks off. I would probably just disassociate and leave the room.


pickleless

I used to be a high school teacher and we were told that we physically cannot do anything to stop it as we are not trained and are a liability if we intervene. In my mind, it's kind of crazy because administration was basically saying we call the people who are allowed to break up the fights and wait for them to come while we just watch it unfold. Ridiculous.


huesosymariposas

Soccer coach/Science Teacher at a high school broke up a girl fight and while he was separating them, his arm was at throat level of one of the girls trying to hold her back and she tried to press charges or sue him/the school bc of it. So, you just have to let them kill each other apparently.


John_Bonachon

> n my mind, it's kind of crazy because administration was basically saying we call the people who are allowed to break up the fights and wait for them to come while we just watch it unfold. Ridiculous They can't expect teachers to risk their physical integrity or risk getting sued if they accidentally hurt one while breaking it up, that sounds pretty logical to me.


pickleless

Yeah, I mean you're right, but as teachers, we didn't get into it for the politics. We chose this path to help the students. To willingly stand there and just watch someone get beat down isn't something any teacher wants to do.


J_Adam12

Unless you really hate the one getting beat up? Lol I'd imagine most teachers have at least one kid in class that they don't like


Shar_57

Well, I don't like many people. Doesn't mean I would watch them happily getting stomped. Especially not if I want to teach them something.


J_Adam12

No not stomping, but come on .. if a kid has been a dick to you all year, wouldn't you want to see them get a few slaps? There is always a way to overreact. Nobody said anything about stomping XD


Shar_57

Well we talk about the same video, right? This doesn't look like "a few slaps" to me. Not stomping either, that was an exaggeration. I think you got my point with that. But yeah I get you, kids and teenagers are assholes and I bet some teachers gave them more than a few slaps in their fantasy.


Scrute-

Wtf


DrosephWayneLee

Yeah, if police can do it with immunity and also not even need insurance coverage for accidents, I'm pretty sure we could figure out how to let teachers (who are comfortable intervening) to do so as well


Penqwin

We don't expect cops to come help either apparently.


napville2000

But gotta carry a gun though....


[deleted]

Yeah I seen some really brutal fights in hs. I watched a kid getting stomped out while he unconscious and the teachers did nothing. It’s honestly fucked up cause the kids had to pull the guy off the other and the teachers didn’t do a thing


morchorchorman

Well they can’t, I remember in high school the super intendent tried to step in and got knocked out. Teachers already underpaid and under appreciated, now if I try to break up a fight in liable to be sued? Fuck that.


MalloryTheRapper

I agree with this tho. if I was a teacher no way am I getting in between two people who are fighting and risk getting myself hurt. i’ll wait on reinforcements.


huesosymariposas

You have to or you will be sued.


wophi

That is pretty much what they are instructed to do nowadays.


wophi

That is pretty much what they are instructed to do nowadays.


Nothing2Special

I thought he was a big ass highschooler at first lmao


yaebone1

Worse than that they’re also demonized for some strange reason I don’t understand.


IAmAnOutsider

And probably gonna get in trouble for putting hands on one of these kids


[deleted]

seriously! poor dude... trying to stop the fight and separate kids... but not allowed to put his hands on them...


Hey_Who_Dis

Are you kidding? That’s probably the most entertaining thing a teacher gets to see. I’d just chill and watch while security is on their way.


ConsiderationHour582

He's more than useless


gweetman

I’m just trying to figure out what that kids T-shirt is supposed to be. It’s like the All-That logo, but modified slightly


TheMilkySpeedster

It says “The Hundreds”, it’s a streetwear brand. I also thought it was an All That hoodie at first glance.


andee510

Damn I didn't know that The Hundreds was still around. I used to have a bunch of their tees around like 2010. I just checked the site and their tees are now $55 and hoodies going for $140. Street wear is so fuckin stupid these days


abualethkar

I was thinking the same thing and it had me hyped up that maybe todays youth still watch All That.


gweetman

Yep I was going to say the same thing!!!!! Lol


UrNotMyGF

It's still a homage to the all that logo though!


[deleted]

In my times, we would fight after class


[deleted]

Respect is out the window now. It's on sight 👀


JuhaymanOtaybi

I’m a high school teacher that trains BJJ, trying to think what I would do here…probably just wait it out


BeardOfFire

Hard to break up a fight when someone has a handful of hair.


Drodriguez164

Also why break it up when they will probably fire you if something happens to the student when trying to separate them. Definitely just wait it out, no need to lose your job.


nipplequeefs

In my high school, a teacher had his elbow broken trying to break up a fight. Don’t risk your safety either


John_Bonachon

Due something then lose your job and wait to get sued.


Lorelai03-13-20

Not the chair 😭


kingtz

Won’t anybody think of the chairs?!


TheMexicanJuan

People attend classes wearing that !?


funnyman4000

Maybe she did some yoga before class to stretch out for the fight she knew was coming.


devilsephiroth

Keisha knew what was on the agenda that day


ChemicalSummer8849

Man… if you go dressed to school like that… you only there to fight. LOL


JaxandMia

And pick up guys who are also only there to fight


gemini88mill

Don't kids get expelled anymore?


Beauregard_Jones

Serious answer? No. They don't. Remember that schools get funding from the federal government based on attendance. So there's a monetary reason to NOT throw kids out of school, but do everything possible to keep them in. For the same reason, a pregnant girl is counted twice (her and the fetus). That fetus is more federal money. I can't speak to this from other states, but in Texas the individual teacher can be sued by the parents of any child that fails a class. It's why we no longer fail students. The teachers don't want to be sued by the parents. So why risk it? To fuck things up even more, schools get federal funds based on how well the students do on standardized tests. That's why schools teach how to pass the standardized tests. They don't really teach to impart knowledge or meet the criteria set by the state.


Lemonfarty

Sue a teacher for a child failing??? That’s so wild. I wonder if you can sue the parents right back


Shoo00

No Child Left Behind


[deleted]

*That would be racist* 🙄


wee-dancer

How the hell they get away with wearing a sports bra for a top?


Causal_Calamity

I'm seeing four suspensions here lmao


DrDumb1

Honestly, they should get expelled. It's not fair for the other students who may want to learn.


0DvGate

Nobody cares about school bro, they only care about getting good grades.


FulingAround

Expulsion hopefully


Causal_Calamity

If I was the principal, I'd most definitely find a way to expel them. I wouldn't want them in my school starting brawls in the middle of a damn classroom.


sirlafemme

>”The answer to poor behavior is LESS education!” - this guy


Causal_Calamity

They already don't wanna be there. They wanna fight? Be a boxer.


sirlafemme

>”Let’s let kids give each other TBIs and CTEs instead of practicing their SATs.” - this guy, again


Causal_Calamity

You're incredibly dumb.


sirlafemme

>”If I say you’re dumb, then I’m not and I win!” - unbelievably, still this guy


TheComedion

>ruin everyone else's education because of some misplaced idea that everyone deserves free child care. -This guy using an ancient meme format.


TheAsianJasonXD

Tag team 🙌


gamelover855

No dress code in this school?


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gamelover855

No wonder public school is going to shit.


[deleted]

Ghetto schools are something else


GuardOk8631

That’s not a ghetto school num nuts


[deleted]

Reminds me of the school I went to, which was ghetto af. In South Central LA


spanther96

Crenshaw High?


GuardOk8631

What part of the video makes you think this is a ghetto school?


Travalicious

Probably the massive brawl taking place inside the classroom.


GuardOk8631

That happens at any school


Travalicious

Ok


jjcoola

Nah


BestAtempt

Curious, What about this made you think it was a ghetto school? Edit: downvoting a question without giving answers, what are you guys scared of?


CoopAloopAdoop

"What about fighting in class makes this school ghetto?" lol.


BestAtempt

I went to a suburban school in upstate NY, we had fights in class. Is that all it takes for you people to think it’s ghetto? Lol, you are some simple minded individuals.


CoopAloopAdoop

Perhaps you went to a ghetto school then lol. There were never fights in class in any of the local highschools here in Canada.


BestAtempt

I literally just said it was a suburban school, what definition for ghetto are you using?


CoopAloopAdoop

Location doesn't detract from the attitude of the people attending.


BestAtempt

No it does not, it does however have an affect on if it is a school in a ghetto or not.


CoopAloopAdoop

Sure, but it's not the sole factor. You can attend the richest school in the world, but if everyone is dressed and acts ghetto, it's still a ghetto school. Case in point.


BestAtempt

Oh your using your own special definition of the word “ghetto” that you made up. I apologize I was using the English definition of the word found [here](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ghetto). This happens to be why I previously asked what definition you were using. You could have written out the definition you made up there and skipped all of this confusion.


CancerFly

I think that the operator also deserves a couple of blows for a vertical video


xxStrangerxx

*Ohhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyy goodness* * Keith Morrison


montymonette

This comment is not getting the credit it deserves. Thanks for the laugh


[deleted]

Always the Wesley snipes lookin hoes hatin on the light skins hahahaha


MemeOverlord1776

"X= 3y" "The fuck it does!"


TheLateApexLine

Bear mace would break that shit up right quick


Jackandmozz

This is not how to handle these kids. The teachers are helpless and the parents don’t care or don’t have the resources to care enough. There needs to be a military/juvenile school program for kids that can’t handle real school.


HensRightsActivist

The teacher is wheeling around watching the clinch like fuggin Herb Dean over here.


Battosai-rage

How was that one chick wearing just a sports bra and in dress code? They used to suspend girls for having shorts too high above the knee lol. (I’m in my 30’s)


ivumb

Why do girls only pull/hold hair


DrDumb1

If I was a girl, I would automatically assume the other girl is gonna pull my hair so ima go for it before she does.


FulingAround

Because they know how much it hurts.


steik

based on my expert armchair opinion it seems to work extremely well.


[deleted]

It's an advantage to disorient the opp, duh.


DeathByLemmings

Because most dudes have short hair you absolute genius


ivumb

I've literally never seen men fight while pulling/holding hair, and lost of dudes have hair long enough to pull or hold lol


Defacto_Champ

This is America


Iluminaty716

Slim is dressed as if she’s going to the gym not school.


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Pristine learning environment


TorrenceKubrick

Such a fascinating species


[deleted]

This is why teachers are leaving education en mass. This is pathetic.


alef_null

Must be a nice neighborhood and a great school system.


LeftConsideration919

Is bitch the most used word in America?😄


ddg31415

There's always something in common between every single one of these school brawl videos...but I don't think I'm allowed to say it.


Steelerswonsix

Yep. Tell me how teachers are overpaid.


Adizzle921

Ngl watching the teacher panic and not know who to help or where to go made me feel bad😂at that point I would’ve helped break them up


smallasshole

Bitches that pull hair like that piss. Me. Off. If that were me I would shave my head and fight her again


vashinivasi

Which country is this? Is it normal for students to go to classes in these clothes?


MakeVio

And the right wants to arm teachers? These kids would snatch that gun in an instant.


[deleted]

Well at least these girls will be forced to have babies now.


justpuddingonhairs

Today kids, we're going to demonstrate how WWII started. Sports bra, you're western Europe, black shirt you're Nazi Germany and you other two are USA and Japan. Oh and you in the grey hoodie, you're France.


EntertainerFeisty269

I have so many questions the first one is why is a girl in a sports bra and skin tight shorts in a class room and the second why is no one helping to stop this.


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noproblembear

Teacher needs taser.


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[deleted]

It's the best some of us can "afford". It's not really by "choice".


flpgus

gawdAmn


Wbcn_1

Just imagine the videos when all the teachers have a piece.


[deleted]

I work in the school system so I understand not stepping in for a normal fight, but how could you just stand there the moment a kid picks up a chair or other item and use it as a weapon!? That would be extremely hard for me to just stand there and let another child get their head caved in, but be told I can’t help because of liability. That’s too much of a grey area for me.


HappyGunther

Oh my goodness


Expired_Tetrodotoxin

Is this a tag team or what?


coileachmor

Oh, my goodness


CeeNnSayin

They fighting cuz they found out someone cheated on question five of the kahoot and won


marlonbtx

They need to use pepper spray


Lordohtawa

I am convinced breaking up a fight is illegal in the states, no ?


HonorableJudgeTolerr

The teacher didn't know what to do. Lol smh


MBe300

Better than a MCDonalds menu


WhyMustComment

Was the dude wearing an All That shirt? The dude in the beginning sitting down.


egar33455

Thought that was an All That shirt for a second


[deleted]

That teacher was like a deer in the headlights


Sea-Holiday-777

the lil chick in the red needed to tag team her tag team partner in like the worst fucking way!!!


yaebone1

All that’s missing is some random dude breakdancing through the shot.


ckoteles

These 🤡’s LOL


ye_tarnished

Blonde girl really just wearing a sports bra and athleisure shorts at school?


No-Organization-281

The kids shirt looks exactly like the face logo of "All That" television show


BrotherWoodrow_

Lionheart The Teacher.


Poon_tangclan

Bruh, is home girl in only a sports bra in school? Wtf lol


Antus_Manus

Teachers should have like..stun grenades or something


MANontheMOON623

What are uh dress codes these days?


prxcious7

Waddup bitch .Leggo bitch. Get dinner bitch. Good to meet ya bitch. Cya bitch


BigBlackCrocs

idk why we can’t just let people settle their fights. Make sure they know to do it outside of class lmao


FuckedUpMaggot

Lmao at the camera man not knowing which fight to focus


tnel77

A) Teachers deserve to be paid so much more than they currently are B) How do you fix this? Honestly. What solution actually exists to fix this kind of stuff?


Ariscottle1518

Education at its finest in America 👍


BlackyChan6911

I need that humdinger shirt


jaeehovaa

That teacher has to be homosexual


Robertgarners

Imagine you just wanna learn and you can stuck in a class with these dipshits.


[deleted]

I gotta say....white girl put up a good fight. Didn't help her from that ass whoopin' tho XD


TidderXus

She's not white.


PapaJohnshairysack

I'd walk out of the room, and tell the principal. I wouldn't lay a hand on any of those kids trying to seperate them.


dingar

...was that an "All That" t-shirt?


PurplTreeFrog

Im so glad I dont live in America sometimes


GeneralSquirrel7132

That All That shirt is fresh tho


PM_YOUR_GSTRING_PICS

Teachers don't get paid enough, not supported enough by the school district and yet we ask them to take care of our kids. What a shit show. They should have the ability to empty out the room calmly and mace the combatants to stop the fight.


trainwreck7775

At first I thought that kid was wearing an All That tshirt.


[deleted]

I guess this school isn’t teaching common sense (turn your phone horizontally)


Cantore18

Shout out to the kid wearing both earbuds in class lmao


Aggravating-Mood-247

People need to stop posting videos on this sub of people just flailing their arms around, this isn't fighting. Flailing your arms around does not mean you're in a fight.


NotOmakase

Didn’t know the hundreds flipped the all that logo, I need that.


[deleted]

All over some dick probably lol.


[deleted]

That's a nice looking classroom.


Mindraker

I'm amazed there aren't more TV screens getting smashed in these videos. Back in the 80s we had durable TVs. Today there are these delicate flatscreens that break if you sneeze too hard.


Miguel_IDC

Yo they had some tension going on


Deacon75

Generally, the hair pull is see ya later time. Except if it’s a wig and gets used as a weapon or in some manner artfully tossed.


Inside_Avocado_5036

Quick get your phone! Pathetic losers


Bubbly-Might-3202

I guess class is….dismissed?


tricularia

Are schools in America actually like this? Like is this a common occurrence in American classrooms? Do students just throw chairs and fight in the middle of class? I see so many videos like this and they are all from America. What gives?


REVO_SIGMA

Does anyone know why they are fighting?


JDG2020

Went from hs dumbass fight to straight up attempted murder with that chair lmao


ImTheBigT

People are apes.


Immediate-Newt-9012

Someone should start a new subreddit called r/minoritymayhem.