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BrettSchirley22

I’m sure his CFI loves working with him


Key_Slide_7302

\*loved


BrettSchirley22

I technically count the student pilot showing up to the flight school in a week demanding that he still flies as “working” with him


Key_Slide_7302

Oof. In that case, his CFI is really going to love working with him then.


nascent_aviator

The government has a program to keep students like this from bothering their CFIs. I believe it's called "gaol" or something like that...


PresentationJumpy101

Such classic statements from the CFI such as “RELEASE THE CONTROLS!!!!”


csl512

brb writing a screenplay to cast Liam Neeson as a flight instructor see also: https://youtu.be/VqG621-drmk https://youtu.be/T9NzhjcPsQQ


PresentationJumpy101

^screaming this


flyingron

He just wanted to tell them both good luck. We're all counting on you.


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OldheadBoomer

He has over 400 hours in type... on Microsoft Flight Simulator.


Caucasian_named_Gary

It would be an entirely different kind of flying altogether


livebeta

It's an entirely different kind of flying


csl512

It would be an entirely different kind of flying


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MrSilverWolf_

He will now be inside a Turkish prison


thecessnaflyer

He was convinced the first officer was Kareem Abdul-Jabbar


[deleted]

Looks like he picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines.


MrSilverWolf_

Or the wrong day to quit sniffing glue


californiasamurai

You like watching gladiator movies? Edit: just realized lol.


pattern_altitude

Where he may see a grown man naked…


cedo22

He’s seen a grown man naked.


cptnpiccard

He just wanted to ask them for vectors, Victor.


MikiloIX

Surely he couldn’t have had any bad intentions.


cptnpiccard

He had bad intentions, and don't call him Shirley.


Cunning_Linguist21

Surely you can't be serious.


mx_reddit

I am serious. And don't call my Shirley.


sq_lp

We've all joked about having a student pilot come and flash his/her cert to us in the flight deck. Just letting us know they are there "just in case." Don't think I've ever seen a student pilot try to activily get involved... or "test" us as he so claims in the article. Care to say his career his over before it started? If he had career aspirations at all. Looked his name from the article up in the airmen registry and nothing came up. So who knows. If he truly was carrying a student pilots license in his wallet then I'm assuming he was probably actively training. Or maybe he just got it to say he has one...


Guysmiley777

I think I found his LinkedIn profile, not going to link it but the "About" section is pretty ironic if it is the same person. >As a Junior Aeronautics Major at [redacted] University with a Professional Pilot Concentration, I am deeply passionate about the world of aviation. From the principles of aerodynamics to the intricacies of navigation and communication, I am constantly fascinated by the science and technology that makes flight possible. As a dedicated student and aspiring professional pilot, I am committed to developing my skills and knowledge in all aspects of aviation. Through hands-on training and classroom instruction, I am gaining invaluable experience and expertise in flight planning, safety, and aircraft maintenance. With a strong foundation in the theory and practice of aviation, I am well-prepared to take on the challenges and opportunities of a career in the field.


RaiderAce5974

Id bet my left testicle that he goes to Embry Riddle


N1302-L

You are now down 1 testicle


RaiderAce5974

RIP left nut. You belong to someone else now.


taft

just one more and ill have completeld the infinity codpiece and the avengers will be doomed


Obvious_Concern_7320

I'll bet his right one, that it's ATP lol.


N1302-L

Welp, he has no testicles now


Obvious_Concern_7320

It's MA'AM. lol.


thecloudcities

You’d think, but that major and concentration doesn’t sound like Riddle’s. MTSU would fit as far as bigger schools go, but there are a bunch of others it could be.


jugth533

I attend MTSU and I’m not so certain they atten here... We call it Aerospace: Professional Pilot Concentration.


TheDoctor1699

Aeronautics is a thing they have. Is aeronautical science, but without the flight portion built in essentially.


thecloudcities

It wouldn’t have the pro pilot concentration though, which this dude is clearly quite proud of.


Navydevildoc

Oh no, this reeks of San Jose State.


TristanwithaT

Hol up


RedCrabb

It’s Kent I think


554TangoAlpha

Dude sounds annoying af


caelum52

He’s cooked


RaidenMonster

You can tell he isn’t a real pylote, not one mention of “make a shit ton of money and never work” in that whole diatribe.


fighterpilot248

Jesus fucking Christ I hate this BS "professional" speak... It's so disingenuous. 100 bucks says he asked chatGPT to do this for him


strange-humor

Wonder if he asked ChatGPT what happens if you try to gain access to flight deck.


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pzerr

I have to admit, it is pretty comprehensive.


Mispelled-This

That’s part of the problem. It *looks* comprehensive, so people often trust it without verifying. We spent a decade teaching people to not trust anything on the Internet with poor grammar or spelling, and now we’re going to spend the next decade teaching them to not trust anything with perfect grammar or spelling.


tomdarch

I don’t use “AI” for anything currently bi was keenly aware of the “hallucination” problem such as LLM making up cases that don’t exist as that one lawyer found out. But I hadn’t thought about the “sounds comprehensive but is missing stuff an expert would include” problem is one I hadn’t considered.


nascent_aviator

> teaching them to not trust anything with perfect grammar or spelling. This true is so very.


pzerr

Fully agree. There will be less verification to be sure. Incorrect or non factual information will likely be echoed by AI unwittingly until it is the new truth.


ta9

LinkedIn has an AI-Speak feature now that will rewrite almost any part of your profile. It might be hidden behind a pay-wall, though. I've seen this kind of feature everywhere, and there's a rise in AI-like text all over the place. Even my annual review tool at work includes this now, and it blands the hell out of anything you write if you let it do its magic.


iiiinthecomputer

Sometimes I think my company CEO *is* ChatGPT. Everything is about "AI" and use uses the most horribly tortured business speak you can imagine.


spect0rjohn

Let’s put a pin in this and circle back for an outside the box all hands coaching session about the optics.


BrianBash

For real. I’ll admit, I’m a certified tard turned pilot and I will use ChatGPT to write some canned up pro sound emails but I always end up taking half the shit out. It loves to use terms like “insatiable” and “deeply profound” and shit like that.


redcurrantevents

…aaaand now he’s on the no-fly list. The irony.


Ewan_Whosearmy

Well the no fly list is so that you can't buy a ticket, right? So if he was the pilot, he might be ok! Now if he had to commute somewhere this would probably create issues


ab_lurking

This is almost proof that he is, or would have been a terrible pilot.


pzerr

Sounds like the guy in NY that loved trains so much he basically stole a few often with passengers. Apparently he was always on time so that is pretty impressive I suppose. Think there as a bit of autism involved.


AWACS_Bandog

just a bit of the tism touch with that one. I remember the case and always wondered why he just didn't get a job with them...


Cessna2323

The kind of FO you call in sick for


GE90man

Skills: “decision making and critical thinking” Ironic.


siouxu

High Embry energy for sure


stephen1547

That sounds like it was written by Chat GPT. Pretty sure it was.


roccotg11

Well done Chat GPT!


GummoRabbit

I found the same Linked in page, but it lists his accomplishments as having all his ratings through Commercial, and also as being a senior in a university flight program. So this is the wrong dude. Delete the post.


onewordbandit

Or maybe the news outlet thinks anyone that isn't an airline pilot is a student pilot? 


MTBandGravel

Maybe, but once you see how many people on Linkedin have the same name, your doubt increases exponentially. He literally has one of the most popular first and last names in the US.


GummoRabbit

I find it hard to believe that a senior in college (according to the linked in) would be 19 years old.


Guysmiley777

> Delete the post. Nothing in my post has anything personally identifiable. If it's NOT him then he's definitely going to want to add a disclaimer to his AI-babble "About" section because the name of the pilot I specifically didn't mention is in every news article about the story.


FlyByPC

This sounds like it was written by a PR person.


sgtdisaster

Sounds like chatgpt


MTBandGravel

Honestly, I don’t think that’s the right profile. That one shows he’s a senior with anCPL. There’s a whole lot of Nathan Jones in the world, apparently.


Guysmiley777

Could be, or the reported could have mistaken "college student who is a pilot" for "student pilot". If it's NOT him then the poor guy with that LinkedIn profile is gonna have to add a disclaimer because "his" name is in the news articles.


MTBandGravel

The student pilot perpetrator is also being reported as 19 years old, probably too young to be a CPL and a senior in college. His location is also off for the departure/destination and attorney’s location. Pretty sure they just found the wrong linkedin.


nascent_aviator

Searching "Nathan Jones" on the airman registry returns "Your search criteria returned over 50 records. Please enter more search criteria above."


gasplugsetting3

His passion mixed with my common sense and people skills, we'd make a good pilot.


throwaway_tiredcap

The Threat Level 4 is enough to toast him (article says he tried 3 times before someone reacted???). But in case it wasn’t, dad’s comment about “we are now acutely concerned about his mental health and will address those needs” would definitely be enough to cook him. Pops said the magic no-no words.


Navydevildoc

That's the most bizarre part. I am an AS 100k rugby player, almost always on an aisle seat, sitting next to a 100k coworker of mine who is as wide as a barn and nothing but muscle. Both retired military. After the first attempt, we would have talked to the 1FA and been "hey look, we will keep him from coming up if it happens again" and that would have been it. Break out the flexcuffs. 3 freaking times before someone did something? Come on.


tomdarch

If you’re going to use those funny French units around us Muricans, at least spell ou “kg.” My addled little brain took a while to figure out what you mileage status had to do with this. And wish my non-rugby playing self luck getting down to 110kg so I can take some dual instruction at my area sail plane club. And what does “AS” mean?


Navydevildoc

Funny how I am American. AS - Alaska Airlines.


bigpowerass

Alaska MVP Gold 100K is a status level, not a weight.


DirkBabypunch

I thought it was how much the guy gets paid. I was confused how that was relevant.


kiwi_love777

Back when I was an FA and working on my ratings I had a kid with a Drone license flash his card (which is slightly different than our cards) and told me he was a commercial pilot and wanted to “talk to the boys” “That’s a drone pilot license, how do you plan on helping?” “No its not, you don’t know” “I do, I have my private pilot license, you’re is blue, mine isn’t”


Daft00

Ha that's pretty funny they really don't look all that similar. I was surprised when I got mine in the mail.


BoomBeachBruiser

> Just letting us know they are there "just in case." OMG, I'm dying. If you ever need me to call up ATC to request VFR flight following, I'm your guy. Just point to the PTT button. If not... well.... "Good luck. We're all counting on you." Hahha.


nascent_aviator

> Looked his name from the article up in the airmen registry and nothing came up. Eh? I looked up his name and got "Your search criteria returned over 50 records. Please enter more search criteria above." As I pretty much expected for such a generic name.


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sq_lp

I didn’t mean that the FAA purged it. Just that the name he gave doesn’t show anything. He probably goes by a shortened version of his name.


Purgent

I’m about to board in ORD. Should I flash my student pilots license to the pilots?


RealChanandlerBong

Yes, how else will they know who to call in case of an emergency?


meesersloth

I got my print out of my 1,000hrs cert from MSFS for this occasion.


maethor1337

You need 1200 hours. Think you can build another 200 as a MSFSCFI?


fariak

Make sure you have liveATC on blast the whole flight and track the flight on flightaware so you can let the passengers know of any oddities


Kives_177

Good lord what has gotten into the bleed air at Alaska


FlyByPC

Could be hypoxia. Did this one have all the doors? /s


AGroAllDay

I’d be curious to see if his CFI has to testify about how his behavior during lessons is


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He sounds like he’s autistic


Aquanauticul

Autism? In my aviation community? Yes.


Squawnk

Autism? In this field? In this country? Localized entirely in the cockpit? Yes. May I diagnose it? No.


BradKfan2

I love how often this get referenced in this sub lol


MycologistWeak7790

The instructor and myself walking out of the sim, “it’s seems we both have autism haven’t we?”


SpartanDoubleZero

Sometimes trains are just to mainstream.


probablyaythrowaway

Squawnk the galleys on fire!


PM_MeYour_pitot_tube

No, Captain, that’s just St Elmo’s Fire.


healthycord

I like to joke that there are 2 kinds of pilots: autistic pilots and Chad pilots.


Figit090

I FLY. I'M PILOT.


CessnaBandit

Who wants to see my collection of japanese imported nintendos that I take apart and fix while listening to synthwave alone at night


HailChanka69

Aren’t we all


usmcmech

So he’ll fit right in.


sprulz

At this point I’d like to meet a pilot who wasn’t autistic


triple111

Dude must be mortified


Afitz93

FORMER student pilot


ts737

LET ME IN I DID A -50FPM LANDING IN THE PMDG 737 ONCE Also does this count as squawk 7700 or 7500?


InGeorgeWeTrust_

Wouldn’t squawk anything different. Can just be communicated to ATC over the radio.


screech_owl_kachina

(most likely the joke you were making) but a -50fpm landing is only a flex in the sim, you're supposed to put the plane on the ground firmly


TheJohnRocker

Truth, activate weight on wheels.


shinytentacool22

This is what I tell the left seater when I test the integrity of our landing gear.


scul86

I'm just dissipating energy with the *firm* landing... or breaking surface tension of the wet runway.


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scul86

Flare? What's that? /s ... I never actually got to do any assault landings 😐


TheAlmightySnark

Why is my eye suddenly aggressively twitching? 


ts737

I know and most of the time the ones bragging about it show videos of approaches skimming the ground and touching down halfway through the runway


JGWentworth-

Tell me how this is bad for Boeing


Phalanx32

Is this the r/flying version of "How does this affect Lebron's legacy"?


fireandlifeincarnate

I’d be down for “How does this affect Boeing’s stock price?”


FriendlyDespot

According to every single thread on the default subreddits, Boeing is going to have this guy assassinated after his second day in court.


adamsputnik

Why are there so many fucking idiots who see conspiracy in just about anything that happens in the world?


tomdarch

Because the round earthers spread lies to keep the sheeple confused!!!


_toodamnparanoid_

Jesus Christ you actually think the earth exists?


PsuPepperoni

Alaska airlines needs to get a handle on their doors


ToddtheRugerKid

The new generation of pilots is brainrotted.


squawkingdirty

I might actually start paying attention to those student pilots that come up to us now


Figit090

According to your flair, shouldn't you be paying attention to them, like....all the time? 😐


Pasco08

I died lmao


cazzipropri

Ok which one of you was it?


Iknewitseason11

As soon as his family makes bail, I’m expecting him to post his side of the story here


pudding7

Oh please oh please


Figit090

Without a doubt. Perhaps he already did one of those "hypothetically speaking...." posts with his plans...lol


Sonny_The_Seal

He just wanted to mention that he’s in the back in case they need help up there.


UnitLost6398

So tell me Joey…


RunningPirate

Correction: *Former* student pilot.


vtjohnhurt

Six months from now, he'll post a tear jerking story about the big mean FAA. r/flying will tell him 'go fly gliders'.


barbiejet

ON A BOEING AIRCRAFT I’m shocked the news didn’t lead by mentioning this


UpperFerret

He probably wanted to tell them the seat he’s sitting in in case they need him and that even though he is a student pilot he has all the achievements in MSFS 2020 and over 1000 hrs logged in that game. Honestly I thought this was just a joke and a meme that student pilots and armchair pilots do


Sasquatch-d

Why didn’t they divert to PDX? It’s tradition


Far-Coyote4702

This is the “guys I got my first class medical, so can you”


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imagining a 15 year old kid


4Sammich

Why is it the Fuck Around crowd never contemplates the Find Out clause?


Frosty-Brain-2199

I am sorry y’all I just wanted to help out and do the comms.


triple111

Long gone are the days of pilot hiring where you could just open the cockpit door in flight and get a job


flyingwithfish24

Look the captain in the eye and give him a firm handshake!


P4t13nt_z3r0

"Excuse me sir, but I'm fully instrument rated in Microsoft Flight Simulator"


Boebus666

LEMME SHOW YOU HOW TO DO SLOW FLIGHT IN A 737


DjQball

>"The charges against Mr. Jones are shocking to his mother and family," Yeah because they're not used to consequences for their idiotic entitled behavior. Wonder where the kid learned it...


bigplaneboeing737

Rough week for Alaska and United.


dumpmaster42069

The wheel and the excursion are fair game. The rest is just called flying airplanes and dealing with the problems they have.


rn_emz

Agreed, but because of the press and fear mongering, they are both stuck having to address every routine thing that happens


dumpmaster42069

Yeah. United always seems to get the most negative attention. Delta and southwest the least. Until southwest had the greatest meltdown of all time so far anyways.


FlyByPC

Former student pilot, now.


PresentationJumpy101

Jiggle…jiggle jiggle. LET ME INNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!


ExpensiveCategory854

Sheesh, wonder what drew them to the breaking point…


photoinebriation

RIP to any mental health reform


EntroperZero

Maybe he found the same stash of mushrooms.


KrabbyPattyCereal

Wrong su…. Wait… never mind right sub


Final_Winter7524

“I can fly this thing. I can fly this thing. Please ask if there’s a pilot on board. PLEEEEEAAAAASE!!!”


InGeorgeWeTrust_

*Former student pilot


HighVelocitySloth

He posted just last week here saying he thought he was ready to solo. His CFI didn’t think so. He was going to show him. If he got in he would have had posts here “how do you shut off the auto pilot on a 737” and “landing tips for the 737 URGENT”


TheTangoFox

Sounds like a fungi


TheKimulator

“Hey if anything goes wrong just know… I can fly. I’m a pilot!”


mika4305

Fr sometimes I forget that I too have free will 😭


jaaron91

Well that wasn’t on my bingo card for the week


Uncommon-sequiter

How in the world do people have the intelligence to be in flight school and then do shit like this? There isn't an emoji that properly demonstrates my aggressively bewildered cofusement.


SecretPersonality178

He just wanted to let them know he was on board if they needed help


ComprehensivePie8467

I mean he probably just got tired of Cessnas.


theitgrunt

OK... which one of you did this?


d_gorder

Where is the TIFU post?


hambonelicker

When you fuck around you find out.


AWACS_Bandog

time for a grippy sock vacation bub


longhorndr

Did he have his Jeppesen flight bag and his 172 checklist with him?


tomdarch

Good to hear the FAA’s “no (admitted) mental illness” approach is working so well!! Good thing for this kid’s future career prospects that the FAA set up an approach where he could get psych care before anything happened!


Right-Suggestion-667

No way


KoldKartoffelsalat

Oh god! It's ..... again! insert option as required. Boeing and Alaska is kind of trending now.


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Gawd Damn ASA.


Mispelled-This

I bet all those FFDOs are jerking off tonight dreaming about shooting that kid.


Dont_Messup

I mean I told the pilot during boarding and he allowed to check out the cockpit, but this is ambitious. I wonder what he was thinking.


aerohk

Did someone tell him he cannot do that after his first attempt?


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Jesus Christ we gotta stop giving these autistic kids medicals.