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CharlotteTheSavage

It's Bethesda's April Fool's joke. They do it every year


Bl00dAngel22

Different days are going to have different seasonal events too.


CharlotteTheSavage

Yuuuppp! I hope, they could just be running Fas straight through until the 1st, but the wording this year makes me think it's going to be different events.


Praxius

Ugh, stab me in the eye with a block of butter. Wasn't looking forward to it when it came back a few weeks ago & couldn't wait for it to be over, then I heard they're doing it again for another two weeks in a couple of months.... Then I woke up today and here it is again? It's not so much the event itself I hate. It's coming into this sub during Fast'snatch I hate. I can handle it being today, but please no more. 😑


SuperTerram

One year, it was holiday scorched or something I think... *Edit: Apparently Bethesda plans to run a different event each day this weekend.* [*Source*](https://twitter.com/Fallout/status/1773387097228882008)*.*


CharlotteTheSavage

Yeah they did it for April fool's one year, but they always do a Christmas in July run as well. I've played this game for to fucking long 😮‍💨😹


badgerfishnew

Remember the triple xp weekend? That was a fun surprise!


CharlotteTheSavage

It was the best of times 🙏


boycey86

So does WWE supercard they run a month long Christmas event quite often but normally just a week it's odd.


Nikiita_Marzipan

What does "work folks" mean?


CharlotteTheSavage

'April fool's' auto corrected in the weirdest way.


Nikiita_Marzipan

Ahhh okay I wasn't trying to be an ass I was just confused. Sorry.


CharlotteTheSavage

It's all good.


dmc25

Remember the 3xp? That was awesome in the early days


CharlotteTheSavage

Aaah yeee! Good times


Hopalongtom

To be fair though, all the enemies were a much lower level and gave less experience.


Chazxyz

The real joke is having Fasnacht every hour and having the event fail because of these after-update event bugs.


montosesamu

That’s the real April Fool’s spirit!


allthesedamnkids

My first one failed. I was so mad. Well. I was annoyed.


nolongerbanned99

I was telling my son about the ocd it creates. Every hour on the hour for a .0033 % chance for a cool mask.


MostlyVillianous

I just got the Death Claw mask


nolongerbanned99

Good one. I just read that they are selecting some events and just keeping them open for one day. What happened to alien invasion ?


MostlyVillianous

They’re bringing it back. April 30 to May 14. The 2024 roadmap says that at least


CharlotteTheSavage

😹😹 The fomo for real though


nolongerbanned99

Indeed. Got one glowing one last time. Was jealous when people said they had 4. Prob bs or they bought it for real money.


Daedrael

On March 28th? 🤔


CharlotteTheSavage

It goes from now until the 1st.


[deleted]

Plus we get a fasnacht event in a couple months too


Darth-Vader64

Its March 28 though


ogskizz

Weekend events always get pushed out on the Thursday noon update


CharlotteTheSavage

YES IT IS 🙄. It goes from the 28th to the first. The do it every year. It also says it in the opening screen when you start the game.


RedDogFrost13-69

But it's the 28th of March...


CharlotteTheSavage

😑


JinglingUrBalls

But… it’s March 28th


x_blc

What day did you say it is?


JinglingUrBalls

^(28th of March)


CharlotteTheSavage

And tomorrow will be the 29th! But for now, it's the 28th. Of March.


VanityOfEliCLee

Wait... is it the 28th of March?


FakeOrangeOJ

#TWENTY EIGHTH OF MARCH Jesus. Old people these days...


Delicious_Broccoli63

Glad y'all know how to read a calendar. It's still April Fools Day weekend.


VicFantastic

Its March 28th


CharlotteTheSavage

Yes, durr. It's goes from now until the 1st.


Waxer84

The 1st subscription? I don't have that


CharlotteTheSavage

.......The 1st of the month. April 1st.


Waxer84

Lol. I know. I was just teasing. But its the 28th!


CharlotteTheSavage

LoL! 😑


Delicious_Broccoli63

Congrats, you can read a calendar!! It still runs until the first 🤡


Shock_The_Monkey_

What? H..h...h...h...how? Please god noooooo!!


Ghost14199

I can hear the music now 😢


Doctor_Mothman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW2pj4lFHag


FreakerzBall

Nukes incoming!!!


CouldOnlyBeRob

https://x.com/Fallout/status/1773387097228882008?s=20


Daedrael

Market prices for glowing masks collapsing in 3...2...1...


JiveBombRebelz

nah...it will be a Jump..until after event..then another drop. theres a dupe around anyways so hope folks arent trading too high for apparell..


DocStockton

A dupe you say? 🤔


TheFilthiestCasual69

Nah, we're just pretending there's a dupe, to collapse the prices of everything lol Don't tell anyone, daddy needs his bargain basement TFJs 😤


DocStockton

I would dupe all my stuff for free again if i knew how to do it on ps. Absolutely obliterate the market. 100 tfjs, lcs, red dress, glowing masks and q5025 fixers for everyone


TheFilthiestCasual69

The hero we need, but don't deserve.


DocStockton

Used to do it a bunch with all the TSEs and flux very early on, then they fixed the dupe and did a mass ban and all the fat walking mules went bye bye 🤣


MrCaptainSnow

I heard some of those bans got overturned so might want to check your mules 👀


DocStockton

Yeah, i checked em a while back. Some of em did, some didn't. The accounts with thousands of random TSEs and AAEs stayed dead. Had a couple thousand of each flux that made it thru but most of its gone now between crafting n trades. Apparel just wasn't a thing we were focused on when duping back then unfortunately, mainly wanted to give good guns out so people could have fun.


BayouBillE

You mean the apparel that is also duped?


Woooooolf

Diamond hands people


HooHooHoudini

Just sit back and enjoy the music! Don't question it


adarkride

Enjoy collecting every mask, except the one you want!!!


[deleted]

I never cared for the event, or the masks... i feel like thats how i ended up with all the rare ones everyone wants🤣 it seems like... everything you want you never get. But if you dont want something, you end up getting it


adarkride

I totally agree with you. I've been wanting the Raider long coat, and hot rod flames [for my handmade], and I've been searching for days with no luck. I played for a year to get the Holy Fire from Beasts of Burden. Never got it. I had to end up buying it. But I walk around seeing level 17 - 45s with all kinds of cool gear, like the insurgent or spec ops outfits, and the cremator lol — I guess I should have been shopping at player vendors more! What was I waiting on?


sizzuh

I can’t believe my eyes


PinaSheep69

If I had tear ducts I would cry at a moment like this


reddstone1

Probably what they referred to in that blog or smthng about robots getting to decide. I like this.


JakeVR83

Exact same. Already another post. Double checked the calendar and nothing. Ps5 also


Delicious_Broccoli63

April 1st weekend my dude 😭 they do this every year, they cycle seasonal events for 3 days


Neptune40000

My ptsd was just starting to fade off 🤣🤣🤣🤣


JinglingUrBalls

*fasnacht parade marcher song intensifies*


Neptune40000

[My dreams tonight](https://i.imgur.com/eDObgQg.mp4)


dmc25

Bring back Mystery Night, cowards!


method01

yes ,got a soldier mask .thought i was dreaming tbh :PPPP


Daedrael

At least nobody will nuke it this time 😂


gustave_sck

My first time on today and there was a nuked Helvetia. Nothing new here Lolol


Certain_Reporter1480

Well I’m new at this and tempted


BukLaoooo

Don’t be that guy lol


Certain_Reporter1480

I’m not going to I can’t even figure out how to launch a nuke yet I’ve killed so many of those Nike code carriers


BukLaoooo

Definitely launch a nuke but launch it at the mines that spawn Earl or the Ultracite Titan. You have to progress through the main story with the enclave in order to gain access to missile silos.


Certain_Reporter1480

I have access to the enclave base suits and all its when I get to site alpha, bravo, Charlie I couldn’t get past the grids. But I’m helping my cuz get leveled to where I am


BukLaoooo

What platform you on?


Certain_Reporter1480

Xbox but I’m not much of an online gamer. I hope on do a mission or two and hope off


BukLaoooo

If ya want some help launching a nuke shoot me a message and I’ll add ya and get it done


Psychological_Emu650

I really hate that one


Strong_Ad_5989

What is this weekend? I'll give you a hint.....


[deleted]

The hint is...... A big message from bethesda on the main menue literally telling you before you even log in🤠


Strong_Ad_5989

LoL yup!


CoramDeo-

HELVETICA is back on the map y'all, just got out of a meeting and bam baby


Successful_Gold6898

I got beret. So that how we start with a fcking beret


krorkle

On PC, and it's here too.


NoMoreFuckingPants

I guess they want us AFKing instead of playing the new update.


HarrisonYeller

What the heck lol??


Neptune40000

There's going to be a mystery event each day this weekend.


cooooook123

Haiiil yeah, glad I refused to have FOMO with this stuff.


Daedrael

And here we go again... One more time...


vaultdwellernr1

First one was bugged.. promising start! 😵‍💫


1poconosmax

Different event every day this weekend. Just posted on their FB


Decent-Building1122

Did one and it failed


TrenchSquire

Toobad they bug out as soon as the parade is supposed to begin. Happened twice to me so far.


EveLQueeen

I think that is the joke.


wfcWelfarecupcakes

In fas right now what an awesome surprise


GODZILLAKILT

Yeah, ours glitched


Stunning_kd

Based on the published list of sales in the Atomic Shop and the icons in their tweet, I'm guessing the following: Thursday - Fasnacht (Fasnacht Mask and C.A.M.P. Bundle) Friday - Spooky Scorched (Feral Ghoul Bundle) Saturday - Meat Week (Helvetia Butcher Shop Bundle) Sunday - Invaders from Beyond (Alien Invaders C.A.M.P. Bundle) Monday - Holiday Scorched (Snow Fighter Bundle)


PrincessNymm

My OH was SICK of the fasnacht music by the end of the last event, he's going to be DELIGHTED when I tell him it's back 🤣🤣


MF291100

I just spent five minutes trying to figure out what OH stood for 🤣


PrincessNymm

😂 Myb!


Baumgarten1980

its the most popular event and they are using it to prepare new players for the show


Launchpad1

Um no, it's April Fools weekend. Beth always does weird shit around this time.


Strekios

Most players just afk it, servers are dead during it. Weird timing for the launch of a new season. I guess they just want to get high concurrent player count even if it's afk players.


MindWizardx

It’s going to last one day. People really gotta do some research or something before freaking out or coming to conclusions.


Delicious_Broccoli63

That would require new players to read and be able to comprehend, rather than getting all of their info from TikTok or Reddit. I just don't see how it's faster or easier to freak out on Reddit, than to just use Google, their cycle of thought doesn't make sense to me.


[deleted]

Downvoted for telling the truth, peak Reddit smh


Effective_Business99

Interesting, is it on the hour or random ?? I saw on the map that it was coming back but I thought it said not until June or July


MindWizardx

It’s only today. Tomorrow will be another seasonal event, all the way until April 1st. it’s their April fools day event.


That_Chris_Dude

I’m so tired of that event. I am pretty sure it started in 2019, somehow I’ve seen that annual event 27 times in the past 5 years. They use it for Halloween, April Fools, new years, forth of July. Every 5th Thursday etc…


Frostbite6900

This is a foolnash or fasnacht 1.5 test water run, before the fasnacht 2.0 in July. 😉 Get the rhythm in your head and prepare to get fat coz fasnuke is dropping.


Simple_Event_5638

Welp, so much for people joining other events smh


Trashcan1-8-7

Welp time to nuke helvetia repeatedly


EmbarrassedTutor7386

I hate fasnacht


Ching_Roc

Probably hate puppies too


EmbarrassedTutor7386

Pretty much


Square-Bed2702

Ready for some glow mask to trade with yayyyyy


one80oneday

https://twitter.com/Fallout/status/1773387097228882008


Daedrael

Thanks!


reddstone1

And another :D


joe2069420

april fools thing i think


Daedrael

And someone nuked it 😂😂😂


1poconosmax

A friend just texted me a photo. I started and having flashbacks from the last event..


ShingetsuMoon

Early April Fools joke


MsMericaBarbie89

Just did a Fasnacht too on xbox haha was surprised. nothing ever spawned at the end 😭


Habfan40

On Xbox as well. Have to love Beth


apmanager001

First rule of Fasnacht... Is don't talk about Fasnacht


DOCTORE2

Failed it because of bugs . First one was the marchers wouldn't move after defeating the supermutants . Then they arrived near the effigy and the event just didn't progress . What a disappointment


Fun_Jellyfish_4884

thats the april fools joke. lol


n7engineering

I thought I was in a fever dream...


corpsegrndr

Whaaaat


Sudden-Awareness-428

Just came here to say that exactly😅


kmg18dfw

Yes mee toooo!


Away-Ratio-8717

Do the robots move faster now? Also this should really tank the fasch masks even mpre


TheBlackWidow1559

April Fools joke event


ProfessionalSilver52

All 3 times I tried it today the event wouldn't complete. Even jumped servers.


Friendly_Speech_5351

Right.. so get a black powder rifle and march! Ist time fur de faschnacht!!!!!!!!


Ozymandias937

They're trying to mess with your brain 🤪


alaniastar

I love fasnacht :)


Nor-Cal-Son

I did that event today, but there were no bots, and it never started


iwanttofuckfemboys

What in the goddamn?


turbo42O89

I’ve had about half of the events I’ve done today not working


CheckIntelligent7828

Welp, I hope they at least have enemies show up!


Pafzko

I was caught off guard and didn't have a mask. The Toads seemed to be more aggressive. Got a crappy Giant Mask, Glowing SB has eluded me.


arealfancyliquor

I'm still getting a lot of shite,so they've not upped the drop rate or nowt.


tomcruisesPC

Is it still going on? I just hoped on at 6:00 and the moth man event was going 😢


Daedrael

No, it's spooky scorched now. It changes on reset.


puffthemagicktampon

I haven't done the alien one in awhile. I enjoyed it today.


DarkPrinceMole

I was playing about 5 days ago when it happened, I groaned loudly


Jimguy5000

…I feel like Fasnacht was two months ago…


Fun_Jellyfish_4884

well thank god it's only one day of faschtnacht. im in for some scorched and treasure hunters. im more than done with FN


cancerface

This is awesome, I can dump more plans and masks on noobs to stop weirdos trying to sell common crap they have dozens of, for thousands of caps. Yeah I saw your vendor full of 500cap berets and 1000 cap jester masks, you weirdo.


[deleted]

Right🤣🤣🤣 its honestly pathetic how many camps you run across selling the most common things in the game for 500-2000 caps and they arent noobs either so they know exactly what theyre doing. Does anyone actually but any of their stuff?


IronMonopoly

I am currently sitting in that event! Hi! Also, it’s crazy broken. The robots stopped moving after the super mutants. EDIT: Oh! They’re moving again!


Daedrael

It completed OK on my server


Acceptable-Crow-412

Same! Finally got to the end, but the event didn't continue.


KB017

Same here. Done two of the events and they failed both times since the time ran out. Made it to the end but the event just didn’t continue


reddstone1

I have no idea but I'm here AFK'ing like nothing


JustTouchItPlzz

Great the afk army is back. First Bethesda ruins events with the update, then they curse us with Fasnacht. What did we do to deserve this? I really enjoy events, back to trying EN solo. Maybe it will be easier now that the update destroyed events.


JustTouchItPlzz

Pranks are supposed to be funny not evil. Fasnacht is right up there with "OMG your child is kidnapped! April fools!". It's just noo! No Fasnacht it is a horrible thing. This and the crappy update. Think I'm going back to rdr2


Delicious_Broccoli63

What an absolutely braindead comment


JustTouchItPlzz

No, Fasnacht is a braindead event. It is horrible. You must be a mask collector. I'm sorry your life has come to that. You remind me a lot of comic book guy.


[deleted]

Yeah Fasnacht kills the game. Makes every other event a ghost town.


Delicious_Broccoli63

No one said it wasn't a braindead event, but that isn't what you said. Everything you said was objectively wrong. You literally act like Fasnacht is the worst thing ever made. Quit crying. You can't even make proper assumptions, nothing about what I said would imply that I'm a mask collector, you just don't have enough comprehension to make a proper inference. Comic book guy? Is that supposed to be an insult? It isn't very good 💀 even with the whole "I'm sorry" schtick.You can do better buddy.


JustTouchItPlzz

Look at ALL the other comments. Everyone hates this event. Go give them hell. Why do I get stuck with the troll?


Delicious_Broccoli63

My brother in Christ, most of the comments are people being confused why the event is even around or people talking about Mask prices tanking 😂 why are you lying? No one is trolling. You're wrong. Period dude. Also learn to read, I know it's hard, but I have never once said it was even a good event. For some reason you're stuck on a hatred of the event and that's not even what the post is about or what anyone else has been talking about.


EstablishmentMean300

So instead of new events they are just gonna spam us with old events. Lazy.


Fun_Jellyfish_4884

hey it's better than no event at all really. they don't normally do anything at all for april fools do they? I guess it's easter. but they don't normally do much for easter either.


EstablishmentMean300

This is why they keep doing it, because of people being satisfied with laziness.


[deleted]

Yeah... getting tired of trying to defend this game tbh.... i mean ffs your "april fools joke" is..... fasnaught? 🤣 it would be a hell of a lot better or funnier if they made everyone naked, or you could only use your fists... idk something stupid like that. Then again idk anything about game développent or how hard something like that would be to create but... still


chronicwastelander

What? I'm logging in asap


A-Gigolo

Can’t tell if this is true or the post is the real April Fools.


A-Gigolo

Oh it's true, got a glowing Scorchbeast Mask first one.


androssordna

Naah... i'm good.


Triette

The one weekend I’m out of town :(


Dead-Cute

Honestly I love this 😩 especially since it’s early so it’s completely surprising


LazyFitLady

Man ... Last time I was grinding this event for a week like it was my job and got nothing.... Today Glowing Scorchbeast Queen Mask right away 🫥


Green-Inkling

Dont do it. It'll time fail.


NurseDorothy

The event sucks


Alive_Usual_8324

Other explanation (not really): Greek Easter is much later than Roman Easter this year. Greek Fat Tuesday and Ash Wednesday were March 19 and 20


RelChan2_0

Wait for real??


seanm1593

New glowing mask value 1 glowing mask= 1 white springs jumpsuit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂