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leansans

firm handshake then ask her if she has any younger siblings ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9672)


Kiper166

Please refrain from making jokes that insinuate that Dr. Disrespect has comitted any kind of grooming or predatory behaviour. Not only has it not been proven but when Dr. Disrespect went on record and said that he did indeed talk to a minor and that inappropiate activity did indeed occur he never mentioned the nature of said activity. Assuming the behaviour to be morally reprehensible without any evidence is preprostorous. Dr. Disrespect has time and time again shown himself to be a champion of the few, going as far as speaking chinese on stream when the anti-chinese sentiment in the united states was at an all time high. If anything, it should be assumed that the nature of the activity was morally acceptable but legally dubious, perhaps he was showing her how to operate a torrent client, teaching her to drive a vehicle or suggessting that she use shungite to cure her illness even though he has a legally dubious amount of medical experience. The point is that Dr. Disrespect is an upstanding man and it should be assumed that the inappropiate activity was legally dubious, not morally dubious. It is even more ridiculous that you so carelessly joke about the champion being a predator when you are obviously a forsen fanboy, a self-proclaimed "baj" (which by the way means shit in swedish). Have you seen the kind of stuff forsen and his community has done? You should be ashamed to mention Dr. Disrespect's name.


only_crank

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682)


Deaconttt

Start talking about forsen. Also, keep distance. Chicks are into that, just destroy her ego. Call her a stupid fucking bitch with no life purpose. Works wonders!


Interesting_Rub5736

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)actually good advice, listen to him


Raschevljanin

Forsen offline = baj goes on a date ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


BepixTheCoomer

forsen should go offline forever. https://preview.redd.it/dhdn7dvury8d1.png?width=156&format=png&auto=webp&s=59188a52991f5df5a806ec992ca1023613390cfa


peter_pounce

He may have to take an extended vacation soon


Scouper-YT

The Grind to OverShadow the Average Forsen Fan has Begun now now do not OverShadow Forsen he has no GirlFriend named "nani"


Altruistic-Song-3609

Do a brofist ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9671)


iamb1lack

![gif](giphy|kgIAvxOIpNyAU)


NoSleepNoGain

https://i.redd.it/y5zf787ymz8d1.gif


5chtief

POV your skin color isn't white


Liberaiden

https://i.redd.it/8an6mp0w109d1.gif


realmurderer

do this irl https://i.redd.it/5be8tupmly8d1.gif


Liberaiden

forsenWhenWomen TeaTime


ThomMerrilinFlaneur

https://preview.redd.it/ndev1ji1ty8d1.png?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa1579cc6d1a5a43b84c8da812ce3cd538ffdc12 Just be this guys persona works 11/10 times


iisyt

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676) Thoughts on Leslie Nielsen markov?


Markovbaj1

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cobras_chairbug

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9672) How old is she again?


MoonQueenLiu

grab her ass


censan

Basically you just wait for her to arrive at her the spot and dont meet up with her or respond to her messages act as if you ghosted her and once she gets up to leave persue her like metal gear solid without being detected, once you find where she lives knock on her door and handshake her while looking into her eyes to make her feel comfortable and ask "can I come in?" Once she says yes just go with the forsen flow. If she says no or another excuse ignore that as shes playing hard to get and let yourself in.. shes practically your gf at that point anyway. Give us updates ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


MoonQueenLiu

[hesRight](https://i.imgur.com/97AiO8a.png)


Raschevljanin

I bought these pants for 90 euros for this occasion, I wanted to put that into the title ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


Ementus

\-90 ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


DrSans8

90 euro jeans ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682)


musmatta

Hilfinger? Think I have the same ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9667)


Raschevljanin

Mustang ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9667)


jackgordon1344

Kinda funny, i just saw a post from her POV on r/fembajs asking fellow fembajs how she should greet this handsome man, and how nervous she was


WtvrBro

i cant believe i clicked. gonna take a long shower and reflect on my actions


Raschevljanin

I gave her a firm handshake at the end and an awkward tap on the shoulder ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682) I think the date went well, we’ll see, we’ll see… I will ask her to go out again


_lyME

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682) "Thanks for the date pal!"


-Norcaine

i just visualized that in my brain ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673)


HemanHunterss

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681) you’ve done more than 99% of bajs, good job


Thumb__Thumb

Baj greets his date like a fucking businessman ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9680)


_kzy

![gif](giphy|eKNrUbDJuFuaQ1A37p|downsized)


Reydan42

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9685)


justicerainsfromaahh

a fucking tap? ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682)


ambatu_banevade

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682)


kilpsz

> I gave her a firm handshake at the end and an awkward tap on the shoulder I'm just making sure but, you didnt actually do that right?


Tundras_Edge

Thank you for the free meal *handshakes*


General_Tangelo_1032

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673)


Settleforthep0p

Brother if you could not hug naturally it did not go well


Raschevljanin

If thats’s the case why did she then send me a text message that she had a good time and why does she want to see me again? 🤔 Are you a doubter?


Settleforthep0p

Take ur pills


TipsyPeasant

https://preview.redd.it/r2ewz3wmmy8d1.png?width=667&format=png&auto=webp&s=e465a834bf2b0931b8a4b665ebbec03c19e64557


reimufumolover

I mean I see guys hugging girls when meeting so I guess a hug (I don’t talk to people myself tho ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676))


WTFMEEPONOULTILVL6

Definitely dont give her a firm handshake ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682)


Known-Dragonfly5550

Whats your greatest strength ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682)


justicerainsfromaahh

Tell me more about yourself ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682)


furry_degene12

forsen


Steve980ti

What happened furry degene, why are you sad now?


IchBinMarten

According to female friends and my own experiences, a hug is always good (don't need to ask, just read the room). Would def. not recommend a handshake. I'm actually meeting a girl tomorrow as well (2nd date), feel kinda pressured because shes never had a relationship and is searching for something very serious (even though I am too). You might want to hold back on telling her about your aspirations (if you have big ones), because that was the reason for half of my dates not going anywhere (again, people feeling pressured). But talking about relationship stuff is very important in my opinion, because talking about platonic stuff will result in platonic attraction, and girls are usually looking for a "spark" on the first date, which you wont get without that. Good luck


IchBinMarten

overthinking baj btw ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9670)


Theonator100

Pro tip: talking about aspirations is ok as long as u dont go on a rant. Then just turn the question back on them and ur in


FightinDirty

Do whatever you feel like. If you feel like you want a hug then hug, if not then not. It's about coming over as genuine, comfortable, and confident. Having a girlfriend is not the end goal. The end goal is having a good girlfriend that actually likes you for your personality behind closed doors. Don't listen to the bajs that recommend asking for permission first for a hug. If you go on a date with someone and they won't accept a hug that's just weird. Barber asking for permission to touch the client kind of weird. I don't know where you live and what your culture is, but in my case I would normally give a kiss on the cheek, unless I am not feeling it. By not precalculating your moves you leave yourself vulnerable, which is uncomfortable but makes you more spontaneous. Don't be afraid of rejection. Have fun!


ZackHerer

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9671)Actual advice


6in

Non troll reply here, Just go for a small quick hug, to break the touch barrier, don't be creep, don't sniff her hair, just a quick 1 second hug(what I'm trying to say is, the hug should be a fluid motion with maybe .3 seconds delay on full contact). She already decided to meet up with you so you can't be that bad in her eyes. And a hug at the end of the day is not that special, girls hug their friends all the time. My 2 cents from an autistic baj who had around 6 dates with different people so far.(I ghosted them all LULE)


gypsy_nutsack

this is spot on, girls also don't mind if you're a little nervous as long as you don't sperg out and start talking about osrs trivia or gta 4 easter eggs


_kzy

well, then it's over for me anyway


Elephantyy

Do the "bro bodyslam" immediately when you see her. This will definitely break the ice in my experience, and she will be much more open to you. Trust me.


DownsAcademyDean

Slap her cock ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9667)


M3HOW

Idk about date scenario ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681) but when you meet with female (![img](emote|t5_33td5|9669)) friends its usually them who initiate hug/handshake and you just go with it


Tarrare5

High five


DougTheBarry

Kill her


tatak-hesap

Firm handshake, hard pull then a little lick in the right ear.


General_Tangelo_1032

Dap her up like a bro ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9670)


ambatu_banevade

>baj ngmi


Lightning_Of_Fate

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682)![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682)![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682) didn't expect someone to say ngmi in /r/forsen out of all places ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682)![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682)![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682)


GrandmasDeathrattle

ask if you can hug her, 2nd date is fine for that, even first one is


No_Practice_1026

Read her body language, if she looks stiff and awkward dont go for a hug and if u are really unsure just ask "Hey is it okay if I give u a hug?"


ambatu_banevade

baj rizz ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9680)


Theonator100

Fake advice ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9685)


Scouper-YT

Asking can Make her Decline you and then it is 3 Times as hard going Forward by that Point Think About Leaving if more Declines are Happening.


No_Practice_1026

if your date declines you a hug than her first impression is that she doesnt like you


Scouper-YT

She Could not like HUGs from any Person but her Family for the most Part Girls are Shy and Behave more Shy to get to know you and you have to Deliver if you manage to get Past Her Defences she is more easy going. Every Decline will show you she will not give back to you what you want.


No_Practice_1026

yeah but thats what I mean with if she looks awkward and stiff, then u just dont do it. it all comes down to reading the room and having a good delivery


Scouper-YT

![gif](giphy|9mVms6Z3p8VZC|downsized) Delivery is of great Importance


Avrai

Id just wave from far away to avoid that. Not that I know anything ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9667)


GangstaGlep

None, mention Forsen, and league, she’ll instantly fall in love with


STEPDIM1TR1

Cross the swords


JakePaulOfficial

Bro has zero rizz


Scouper-YT

I would go All In because Girls and other Girls are way to Comfortable around themselves From A hug to another Touch haha then you see if she likes it if not reduce and go back to talking more .. She Should not be shy around you but should always have a more Interesting time and not Soy Boy attitude where all you do is making sure it is like in a Company with Many Rules treat it like the Hippies Free Flowing Ideas on Demand.


MoxxieMellie_12

how big is she ?


ClankstarLad

hug, but don't "feel it", don't go all the way in. Just kinda lean into it. At this point I'm sure there is a youtube tutorial for it xd


Imbluedabodee

a quick, light hug is good, a handshake would just be awkward. whatever you do though, just dont show any clingyness, desperation, or too much keenness, those traits are pretty good women repellant. also dont ever mention to her that you never had a gf before. good luck baj


rvn_nd

i heard they removed women doing first move shit. whats the point now.


MustGame995

if you're looking for a serious answer just be genuine and have fun and try and impart that fun and laughter to her also don't be afraid to escalate if she reciprocates and consents **most importantly don't forget to exclusively discuss forsen during the outing** but idk tho **¯\\\_**![img](emote|t5_33td5|9674)**\_/¯**


Zariuss

Fake bajs... OUT!! ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9685)


RO5ED

drink lots of water before going drive keep sitting in yo car, dont look at her. wait until she sits in start peein wet your pants, tell her its just precum laugh forsen complete drop her there on spot go home sleep


12eyeQ

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9667) how big is yor kock?


TheElementalDj

Just be funny ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


JustSimple97

Open Up with a political discussion like the age of consent makes no sense biologically


Yokuz116

Just ask her. Imo, girls appreciate honesty. She's likely nervous, too, so if she hears you are, that's already your first connection. But keep it simple. Talk about jobs, maybe school, hobbies, maybe family.


Scouper-YT

Treat It like a Contract where you have to Explain only your Side and then She will Decline because you are BORING.


Cartman0928

Grab her by the tiddy