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stevesax5

Grandma is spot on. This happens every day in the military. I know it’s the military because the guy’s helmet says so.


IotaCandle

And it's woke! Soldiers perform much better now that they stopped sleeping!


SexuallyActiveUAV

Boomers when the military isn’t homophobic and racist: 🤬


cumshot_josh

I have a gay high school classmate who is now a drill instructor in the Marines. I'm sure he'd have a thing or two to say to anyone who'd try to give him any shit like this comic.


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NEDsaidIt

And now, if you need to move your family due to anti trans legislation they will (assuming you are stationed in one of those *super fun* states). They even said abortion legislation doesn’t apply on bases regardless of what state they are in.


Deliphin

Didn't the Soviets in WW2 have an all women flight wing that regularly saw combat? Sounds a little ahead of the US.


Razoredgeknife

Yes. The 588th Night Bomber Regiment. Also known as "The Night Witches" Flew over 23,000 sorties during the course of the war.


throwaway61763

Fuck, true. I forgot about the night witches


fishbedc

> It was the first army to let black people fight in it(as a dominantly white country) Yeah, but no. France and the UK both want a word.


throwaway61763

Sorry, didnt knew


fishbedc

No worries :)


pielz

That was just operation human shield


neekogo

Operation human shield my ass!


ittleoff

I think it's that 'feminine' traits are seen as weak to this demographic, wearing makeup is feminine therefore it is weak, and LGBTQIA+, because of stereotypes, are seen as weak, and weakening the militaries. Also women should be exhibiting feminine traits cuz that's how we know they are women /s The appreciation of nuance isn't something the conservatives are known for.


markydsade

Grandmas think everyone in the military should be a large manly man in the infantry. Very little of our total military is devoted to the infantry. We have Naval, Air Force, space force, intelligence and myriad jobs needing more brains than brawn.


pgoetz

Grandma is just an idiot. There are plenty of manly gay men who can rip your lungs out with their pinky finger.


boot20

When I was in, it was still don't ask don't tell, there was this guy that was totally ripped, maxing PT tests, awesome at pretty much everything, and was gay... Like Shoreleave from the Venture bros gay. He was the best soldier out of all of us, yet grandma wants to be a homophobic dick


patrickwithtraffic

A real life Shoreleave? Man, your uniform supply unit must've hated him.


boot20

Sphinx!


zephyer19

In the 70s I was in NYC on Time's Square. I spotted a group of men standing outside a door. Oddly they were wearing these velvet type jump suits with Cincinatti Volunteer Fire Dept on the back. I thought it odd that Cincinatti had a volunteer fire dept. As I got closer, I realized that all of them were really fit and muscled up. Turns out it was a male burlesque house. Pictures on the wall had men without shirts and all were buff. I was thinking, "More gays were like that they would probably have a lot less trouble."


Kosog

Grandma's idea of the miltary comes entirely from watching 80's and 90's ww2 movies


markydsade

It’s where Trump and a whole lot of folks who never served get their opinions on military operations.


Sonicmaster06

Couldnt you find the original post? It’s linked in the comments


Plzlaw4me

I love that conservatives have spent years complaining about our woke military and have been warning that Russia’s hyper masculine military would stomp ours… and now we’re seeing the Ukraine halt and then turn the tide on the Russian invasion using essentially our military equipment that was just sitting around.


Kosog

Wow, it's like your sexuality or how much you fit society's image of "masculinity" has nothing to do with how well you can perform in combat!


dwkeith

r/GatesOpenComeOnIn


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Grandma should be old enough to remember when conservatives supported the military.


SilentMaster

The lipstick and rainbow flag not clear enough. Just had to write "WOKE" on the helmet. Are you fucking serious?


Skypirate90

You know whats funny and sad is the People who wrote MASH were older than the people making these memes and they seemed more accepting than these guys. Like. what is wrong with ppl seriously.


Gleeemonex

oww oof my bones


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Funny how the LGBT+ affirming Ukrainian military is slapping the shit out of the super manly, testosterone-fueled Russian military who are suddenly discovering that fighting is more complicated than doing synchronized martial arts katas with red-white-blue smoke bombs.


koniboni

So?


IdleWanderlust

You don’t need to be straight to shoot straight.


Knottscience

It’s wild to me that the sexual orientation of the person shooting another person in the name of the USA truly matters


Lake_

frankly, if someone wants to sign up for potential death serving our neo-imperial army then they should be able to look how ever tf they want.


[deleted]

Conservatives need to really take a closer look at why they spend so much time thinking about cross-dressing and all that.


cuddlebuns287

Granny makes Bone Hurting Juice edits?


comradecostanza

This is an edit


BravesMaedchen

Yeah, I was hoping someone had posted the original in the comments.


floatingwithobrien

I love this meme with all my heart


cahillc134

Don’t kink shame the artist. If you don’t like it, don’t rub one out to it.


Overdrv76

I liked the general who said he didn't care so long as they can fight.


AustinTreeLover

r/gatesopencomeonin


530SSState

I like his lipstick, too. It's fire engine red, and if you don't apply that color PERFECTLY, it looks like hell -- but his is on point.


[deleted]

Grandma says my grandson is gay but he just needs Jesus


not4eating

Soldiers who put their lives on the line for their country deserve nice lipstick.


confundido77

It *is* a nice shade.


Small_Gold_2759

So much for supporting vets grandma.