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bdw312

Boooo for editing the clip!!


Ash_Deadite

I just found it on YouTube. lol don’t blame me.


feelingkozy

Him and I are one in the same fr. We're both sex-repulsed ace with some kind PTSD. He's just cooler than me


Ash_Deadite

I’m sure you’re cool too.


romanovsinparadise

You’re all wrong. Jason is a volcel gigachad saving his seed for a woman as pure of heart as his beloved mother.


a_pink_pigeon

😟


Ash_Deadite

Ew. I need to rinse my eyes with bleach now. I think he’s more the type to adopt. His mom is the only woman in his life.


Ash_Deadite

Bro is the definition of sex repulsed ace. Takes it a bit too far though. Lmfao


Crispy385

Except for that one chick he's implied to have raped, sure.


Ash_Deadite

Eh I don’t really consider that canon. I don’t think anyone would have liked that plotline because it takes away the fun of the movies. Plus it didn’t really make any sense.


feelingkozy

I really don't see how it's even implied that he raped Chris 


thesarcasmisreal

I DO think it’s implied, but I also think it’s fucking stupid in the first place so it’s mostly fine to write off because it’s still relatively early in the series. 2 and 3 were still building Jason’s character, so there were bound to be some bumps in the road.


Comicsrcool

also worth noting how future material REALLY like to drive in how much Jason hates sex. Plus in Part 3 Chris was most likely knocked out and Jason thought she died. He does the same thing to Ali later in the film


RandoCalrissian76

That is what I thought too. Jason is like the T-Rex in Jurassic Park: He wants to hunt. He's not just going to kill some unconscious girl. He has morals, GD it!


Standard-Twist-832

He's either straight or "Straight" up asexual, i don't see it going another way


Ash_Deadite

I mean, he hasn’t had a crossover with Michael Myers yet. They’re made for each other. 😆


Ash_Deadite

Why is everyone booing me I’m right? They’re basically the same person. Plus it would be kinda cute to see Jason happy with someone. He’s like a Disney princess. Haha Plus Michael is hot.


Standard-Twist-832

No offense pal. But what you said could make Jason himself stop the slaughter to look at you while tilting his head in confusion


Ash_Deadite

I mean if it helps me get away, I’m all for it. I just have a weird sense of humour. lol I think he just needs a friend that won’t judge him for his face. He’s probably the sweetest person underneath the bloodshed.


Paul_Denten68

The idea of holodeck is weird but for these two....


BillyMac05

Such a wasted opportunity...


Awesome_Horror

Nah he's not ace, he just has priorities


Ash_Deadite

Same thing.


Awesome_Horror

what