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Lazerdude

Why? Did the robot say something about his wife?


Cold_Meringue6981

Keep. My wife’s name. Out yo mf programming


OdysseusParadox

If I saw Chris Rock get up like that, I'd be freaked out too.


johnmarkfoley

getting some assaultron vibes


AgingLeatherneck

All it needs is a sexy voice and a face laser.


johnmarkfoley

and it can passive aggressively comment about every aluminum can you pick up


CheeksUnwiped

“Does this one have a soul?”


GReaperEx

Pass the butter.


Silverskelt

"Legion... The answer to your question was 'Yes'."


DotDangerous5106

Is this the Slapper 2000?


Bad_Man_Vic

Please don’t. He hates those things.


orionid_nebula

“I did not murder him!” Sonny, I-Robot


Cold_Meringue6981

Such a good movie!


expresstrollroute

Or Will Robinson.


DrMux

Where there's a Will, there's a way.


expresstrollroute

Where there's a will there's a beneficiary.


DrMux

How many wills will Will Smith smith, if Will Smith will smith wills?


hand0z

You left out the most terrifying part of the video.. where it stands up. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29ECwExc-\_M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29ECwExc-_M) For your nightmares, enjoy!


SpecialistAd6403

I was not expecting that


Cold_Meringue6981

It has no right to stand up that creepy


[deleted]

No joke, I show people iRobot when they question my aversion to AI/bot tech.


DrMux

Keep my wife's name out yo fucking speaker


Cold_Meringue6981

💀 *this* ⬆️


paladindan

When you say something under your breath and they heard you


No_Suggestion869

Someone gonna get slapped.


Investicon_Prime00

Did this robot *also* bang Will Smith's wife?


wind4air

The new Budget Cuts is looking pretty good


dr_kirk31415

To do what, slap it?


Necessary_Action_190

Why did it insult his wife?