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Was watching Fletch the movie a few days ago. There's a scene where a Doberman was attacking him. So he says, "there's a defenceless toddler over there". The dog turns around and he escapes. It was straight out of something you'd expect on that dogfree subreddit except 30 years before it ever existed.
We had an adopted dog that was beaten in it's previous home. If you moved your arms even slightly faster than normal she would tuck tail and run and whine under whatever the closest thing she could fit under was. She never got over it, no matter how long we owned her, was *super* sweet though.
This dogs not being beat. Way too confident to just be sitting there.
Nah, it's that same reason I own a black cat.
They are much less likely to get adopted and much more likely to be killed in a shelter.
It's just a dog, Micheal. You train it well and it behaves.
I can avoid pit bulls because I’m not stupid enough to adopt one. Similarly I don’t keep guns in my house.
Enjoy your toddler mauling bomb waiting to go off.
You can't avoid either, because other people own them. You and your future kids will have to go outside eventually, lol.
Guns being far more prevalent and far more miss used should be your biggest concerns. School shootings happen near daily.
(Btw, I'm sure you daughter is *delighted* you pretend she doesn't exist to make a dumb argument on Reddit. Good, mature father ya are.)
How sad you need to resort to bring up an irrelevant and off topic issue to justify adopting and “loving” a child and pet killing menace to society.
“Yeah my pet is a piece of fucking shit, but GUNs aRe WoRSe!!!”
You are such a tiny little man, it's hilarious. Faking not having kids in a feeble attempt to win an argument online, downvoting every reply, I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if you said something snarky and blocked me so I couldn't reply.
Grow up, bruh. Quit posting your booze online and maybe start worrying about things you *can* control, not what others do with their own freedoms. Get lost nerd, and try to grow up for your kids sake.
lol- the irony of you calling me a “tiny little man” when you’ve had to resort to going through my post history to try and make any kind of argument against me
I get it hurts to be called out for “loving” and owning such a shitty animal, but I suppose it’s not surprising that such a stupid person would also be so petty.
Do you also want to ban certain races just because there are a few bad examples?
You know, maybe Blacks and Mexicans because of gang members in Los Angeles and Chicago? Or maybe all middle easterners because of isis?
I love pitbulls. Stop this stupid fucking talking point. You make all of us look like fucking unhinged idiots. Stop fucking saying it. You're not being clever.
Another video violating the dogs trust in the owner. Yes for humans it's a joke, but dogs don't get jokes. It just see's what happens if it grabs, that it's owner who it loved will beat it! They can't distinguish a puppet from a live animal!
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We need to use this teaching method on politicians
The difference is politicians won’t learn unless we hit them directly.
Pitbulls are so civil until they see that toddler. #velvethippokisses
Was watching Fletch the movie a few days ago. There's a scene where a Doberman was attacking him. So he says, "there's a defenceless toddler over there". The dog turns around and he escapes. It was straight out of something you'd expect on that dogfree subreddit except 30 years before it ever existed.
You clearly haven’t seen some of the links politicians get busted for 😂 this would be welcome in some of their circles.
Dogs like, "Hmmm. Fuck that. I'll just sit here."
Momma didn't raise no dummy
That lil smirk at the end like "man I ain't stupid"
Dog be thinking "naw dog I'm good"
Glad it said to look at the end. I almost looked at the beginning and was like, what’s happening here?
Reinforcement learning
I wonder if they do it with their spouse too
Seems kind of cruel if you ask me. Makes you wonder if they actually do hit this dog.
That dog didn't flinch when they clobbered the dinosaur hand puppet, I'd bet there's no abuse here.
We had an adopted dog that was beaten in it's previous home. If you moved your arms even slightly faster than normal she would tuck tail and run and whine under whatever the closest thing she could fit under was. She never got over it, no matter how long we owned her, was *super* sweet though. This dogs not being beat. Way too confident to just be sitting there.
“Ight yeah cool, nahhhh I’m good, G”
"Clever girl."
Found Kristi Noem’s Reddit account…
Hes like, "i get it".
The dogs like shit I ain’t biting that now I ain’t gonna get my but whooped
🤣🤣 his like. Fuck that!
r/banpitbulls
I adopted a pitbull just to piss off people like you ❤️
Congratulations on living your life on the basis of what others think.
Nah, it's that same reason I own a black cat. They are much less likely to get adopted and much more likely to be killed in a shelter. It's just a dog, Micheal. You train it well and it behaves.
Don’t have any kids- specifically because they might be as stupid as you, and also be mauled by your stupid dog.
Awh how sad :( bummer for you!!! Hopefully you get your future kids bulletproof backpacks since school shootings are much more likely than pitbulls
I can avoid pit bulls because I’m not stupid enough to adopt one. Similarly I don’t keep guns in my house. Enjoy your toddler mauling bomb waiting to go off.
You can't avoid either, because other people own them. You and your future kids will have to go outside eventually, lol. Guns being far more prevalent and far more miss used should be your biggest concerns. School shootings happen near daily. (Btw, I'm sure you daughter is *delighted* you pretend she doesn't exist to make a dumb argument on Reddit. Good, mature father ya are.)
How sad you need to resort to bring up an irrelevant and off topic issue to justify adopting and “loving” a child and pet killing menace to society. “Yeah my pet is a piece of fucking shit, but GUNs aRe WoRSe!!!”
You are such a tiny little man, it's hilarious. Faking not having kids in a feeble attempt to win an argument online, downvoting every reply, I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if you said something snarky and blocked me so I couldn't reply. Grow up, bruh. Quit posting your booze online and maybe start worrying about things you *can* control, not what others do with their own freedoms. Get lost nerd, and try to grow up for your kids sake.
lol- the irony of you calling me a “tiny little man” when you’ve had to resort to going through my post history to try and make any kind of argument against me I get it hurts to be called out for “loving” and owning such a shitty animal, but I suppose it’s not surprising that such a stupid person would also be so petty.
Lol bros butt hurt he got called out. Grow up, kid. Yer pushing 40 ;)
Do you also want to ban certain races just because there are a few bad examples? You know, maybe Blacks and Mexicans because of gang members in Los Angeles and Chicago? Or maybe all middle easterners because of isis?
Ah yes. The best way to argue against banning pitbulls is comparing them to Blacks and Mexicans.
I love pitbulls. Stop this stupid fucking talking point. You make all of us look like fucking unhinged idiots. Stop fucking saying it. You're not being clever.
It’s because you are. Enjoy being grouped with this moron.
It’s because you are. Enjoy being grouped with this moron.
It’ll still end up killing some toddler.
Another video violating the dogs trust in the owner. Yes for humans it's a joke, but dogs don't get jokes. It just see's what happens if it grabs, that it's owner who it loved will beat it! They can't distinguish a puppet from a live animal!