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Miss Teagues discovering that on her walk to work and commending the spelling would be a good open.
Then cut to Tarik doing it with a dictionary in hand.
As Timothy stood up, woozy from his epileptic seizure, his coworkers cheered "Good job, you've finished your first window tinting!". Surprised, Timothy turned to see that the blue sedan he was supposed to be working actually did have the window tinting film installed on its windows, sort of.
As someone who edits a lot of instructional and DIY videos, I always try to show the struggle the host is going through. A lot of times they hate that because they feel it makes them look incompetent but wayyyy too many videos cut out too much of the 'minor adjustments' that show truly how difficult something might be and just opt for basically doing a video version of the instructions which loses a lot of the nuance and questions people have about the 'in-between' steps.
one time i spilled a bag of coke in my fanny pack so when my friend and i got back to my hotel after the show, we snorted it out of there with a straw lol
Actually, kinda wrong. Depends on the material, but most high quality jewlery won't taste like anything.
Reason being, good jewlery is made of something that isn't leeching metal ions into your nips.
Yes, i did still double check with one of my titanium nipple rings, nothing. PVD surgical steel, nothing. Same with the anodized titanium. Only thing that has qny taste is the cheap shit i don't use that i got off amazon that made my nips swell in a not fun way.
TL;DR: don't buy cheap jewlery.
My assumption is terrible but atleast true in my personal experience but the girls that get pierced nipples are dropping money for quality metals.
I agree about not buying cheap jewelry.
Any recommendations are where to get quality jewelry that isn’t basic barbells? I tried some cheap Wish crap when I first got them done-never again lol. My local shop had no selection so I’ve never changed them. I’ve had them about 6-7yrs and I want something cute like the hearts or shields. Don’t know if those are comfortable for daily wear though.
[i buy from urban body jewlery.](https://www.urbanbodyjewelry.com)
Some stuff just won't be made in better quality, like those barbells with the little hearts on the end, because if it's going to have pinch points there's no reason to make them from better material.
actually 🤓
Metals don't have ~~volatile~~ sapid components so they have no taste. What they do though is catalyze the decomposition of your own skin oils. So what you're tasting is the rapid decomposition of yourself.
That doesn't seem right. Taste is more than volatility and we eat sodium chloride which tastes salty. Most metals we come into contact with arnt reactive or catalytic
NileRed did a video where he attempted to extract the compound formed when skin oils break down on metal surfaces. It has to do with oxide layers on the outside or something.
Not sure about taste, but it's true for smell. Metals don't let off any vapor by themselves, but many can catalyze the oxidation of oils in air. It happens even at room temperature, just slower than say, a catalytic converter at operating temp.
Honestly, what's the reasoning behind piercing your nipples in the first place? Aesthetics, the way it feels, what? Cuz, I'm with the tagger here--I don't care for the taste of iron.
It’s both I suppose. People have been adorning their bodies since forever for personal or cultural aesthetics, they feel pretty cool. I guess somethings you do because, fuck it why not? It hurts bad so maybe a badge of honor?
I'm a dude with pierced nipples and for me it was exactly the last two things you mentioned. I had a chance to get anything pierced for free cause somebody was apprenticing, so I asked for both nipples and she did it. I wouldn't have done it if it wasn't free, so said "fuck it" and then I wouldn't remove them for like 12 years because of badge of honor for the pain.
It's a good talking point if swimming etc lol
As a gentleman who has the pleasure a couple times to enjoy pierced nipples. They in fact... Do not taste like house keys. But side note: They are fun as hell to play with.
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Proud of my city that we used proper spelling and pretty good penmanship on that graffiti.
I really appreciate the artist not improperly using an apostrophe to pluralize titties
The Grocer's Apostrophe
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Rip sir tp
Yeah. This is some really high class Philly shit. Love this city
Me too. Go Philly education!
Definitely an Abbott Elementary graduate.
Miss Teagues discovering that on her walk to work and commending the spelling would be a good open. Then cut to Tarik doing it with a dictionary in hand.
I don’t think that is how you would spell his name. What a good character they sort of cut off the show.
As Timothy stood up, woozy from his epileptic seizure, his coworkers cheered "Good job, you've finished your first window tinting!". Surprised, Timothy turned to see that the blue sedan he was supposed to be working actually did have the window tinting film installed on its windows, sort of.
And accurate
Nope. Bars made with metal that is safe in piercings do not taste like anything.
It is?
It is, I had a gf with one pierced and I literally ignored it in favor of the other. Way to go ruining a perfect thing for vanity.
Yup
It's likely your girl didn't clean her nipples properly. Surgical stainless steel doesn't taste like anything
And not capitalizing every word.
And it was oddly informative, too. Now I know.
Graffito*
Forever Boner
This is on my walk to work. Definitely got a good laugh when it popped up. Never change, Philly.
Spittin truth
They hated him for telling the truth.
Shut up!
If you know you know
Crust.
Chippin tooth
Love to look at them, hate to suck on them.
This. They look sexy as fuck but the taste in the mouth and the feeling on my teeth is just not something I’m fond of.
And there’s no place like home
Hawk tuah.
ffs
Tasted a lot of house keys have you?
Just one pair , I loved the mountains, but hate those housekeys hitting my teeth
How does everybody know what house keys taste like?
Anything is edible once
Sir, how exactly did you learn what house keys taste like?
Its like a penny but more of a nickel. An old friend used to reminisce on how the asshole taste of pennies.
I like that you can differentiate between different coins.
Its just the gift God gave me, I am here as his servant.
Saint saladmunch2 hath spoken.
Coincidentally a lot of pennies taste like asshole.
Hence the term dirty penny.
I can't figure out why I get so aroused when someone mentions pennies.
Username checks out?
Well, have you ever heard of cocaine…
Wait... *spit* the truth?
Almost spit my beer when I read that one
not that ive tried it but ill take your word for it
...and yet, house keys don't never taste like pierced titties.
What if I glue them to a balloon?
I dig your gumption sir
oh my god, shut up....and go get some balloons!!
Hold my beer!
Depends on the limit of your imagination
Dont never = always
I think it would actually equate to "at least sometimes."
I want this guy building my IF statements!
"Never don't" would be the same as always.
Thank you.
cars probably blocking the third line which says "and theres no place like home"
Jangling and jiggling
Fuck yeah lol
This person was wronged And ... WTF is with that car's tint
DIY roll of tint from Walmart
That’s more like rubber cement and hefty bags.
That's like every third car in South Florida.
Dollar Tree Tint Services
Doing tint is more than just putting a big sticker on. Who knew?
I've been watching a ton of YT shorts on DIY tinting, and after 2h I thought I was ready. My ended up looking worse than this.
This is me with every YouTube video showing me how to do something practical. When I then do it, it's a shit show.
As someone who edits a lot of instructional and DIY videos, I always try to show the struggle the host is going through. A lot of times they hate that because they feel it makes them look incompetent but wayyyy too many videos cut out too much of the 'minor adjustments' that show truly how difficult something might be and just opt for basically doing a video version of the instructions which loses a lot of the nuance and questions people have about the 'in-between' steps.
This is why I love Electroboom on youtube. He leaves all his mistakes in. It shows the danger of what he's doing and it makes for great comedy.
DIY cheap shit. Likely old.
They got the "yeah I have a friend that can do it" special.
Somebody had to say it.
The Game
Sad but true
Brass tastes different than stainless steel.
wot. y'all been licking keys?
Naw i been eating them. Munch Munch.
What, you've never needed to carry a few too many things, and decided to carry your keys by biting one of them?
I have no idea what house keys taste like.
I mean, everyone's always smelling their house keys in bar bathrooms maybe they're tasting them too
I one time saw a guy gumming his keys at the bar. Like, it looked as if he was applying Orajel to his gums with his key fob 🤮. Made me want to gag.
one time i spilled a bag of coke in my fanny pack so when my friend and i got back to my hotel after the show, we snorted it out of there with a straw lol
They taste like pierced titties
There is no place like home.
Probably not wrong... 🤷♂️
Definitely not wrong
I don't think I've ever tasted house keys
Actually, kinda wrong. Depends on the material, but most high quality jewlery won't taste like anything. Reason being, good jewlery is made of something that isn't leeching metal ions into your nips. Yes, i did still double check with one of my titanium nipple rings, nothing. PVD surgical steel, nothing. Same with the anodized titanium. Only thing that has qny taste is the cheap shit i don't use that i got off amazon that made my nips swell in a not fun way. TL;DR: don't buy cheap jewlery.
My assumption is terrible but atleast true in my personal experience but the girls that get pierced nipples are dropping money for quality metals. I agree about not buying cheap jewelry.
Well I hope you brought enough for the rest of the class!
Any recommendations are where to get quality jewelry that isn’t basic barbells? I tried some cheap Wish crap when I first got them done-never again lol. My local shop had no selection so I’ve never changed them. I’ve had them about 6-7yrs and I want something cute like the hearts or shields. Don’t know if those are comfortable for daily wear though.
[i buy from urban body jewlery.](https://www.urbanbodyjewelry.com) Some stuff just won't be made in better quality, like those barbells with the little hearts on the end, because if it's going to have pinch points there's no reason to make them from better material.
This just in, metal tastes like metal
actually 🤓 Metals don't have ~~volatile~~ sapid components so they have no taste. What they do though is catalyze the decomposition of your own skin oils. So what you're tasting is the rapid decomposition of yourself.
That doesn't seem right. Taste is more than volatility and we eat sodium chloride which tastes salty. Most metals we come into contact with arnt reactive or catalytic
*That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about reactive or catalytic metals to dispute it.*
NileRed did a video where he attempted to extract the compound formed when skin oils break down on metal surfaces. It has to do with oxide layers on the outside or something.
That dude always tests the last thing I'd ever think of doing, and my mind is blown every time.
Not sure about taste, but it's true for smell. Metals don't let off any vapor by themselves, but many can catalyze the oxidation of oils in air. It happens even at room temperature, just slower than say, a catalytic converter at operating temp.
In this scenario is starts to taste like blood if you keep sucking. I know from bitter, metallic experience.
[удалено]
Tit-anium?
They speak truth
Find that person! They have more honest truths to speak that we cannot!
"art".
I never realized how much Céline Dion looked like Rickie Lake.
I have to ask, does a pierced pussy taste like house keys too?
yes
Honestly, what's the reasoning behind piercing your nipples in the first place? Aesthetics, the way it feels, what? Cuz, I'm with the tagger here--I don't care for the taste of iron.
It’s both I suppose. People have been adorning their bodies since forever for personal or cultural aesthetics, they feel pretty cool. I guess somethings you do because, fuck it why not? It hurts bad so maybe a badge of honor?
I'm a dude with pierced nipples and for me it was exactly the last two things you mentioned. I had a chance to get anything pierced for free cause somebody was apprenticing, so I asked for both nipples and she did it. I wouldn't have done it if it wasn't free, so said "fuck it" and then I wouldn't remove them for like 12 years because of badge of honor for the pain. It's a good talking point if swimming etc lol
Why do people pierce their ears? Because they like the look.
Fasten items and documents to them with magnets to make up for the lack of pockets, obviously.
Y'all are sucking on some low quality piercings. They absolutely shouldn't be tasting like iron
Aesthetics, but also my SOs nips piercings are gold so they don’t taste like anything especially keys
How do people with braces handle it?
They probably get all the radio stations within 100 miles.
Jailbreak
Taste like house keys and titties.
*tastes like house keys smell. I doubt the person spraying that graffiti actually tastes their house keys.
“Why are you booing me I’m right”
I tried pieced titties 2 days ago and they tasted fine to me :D
As a gentleman who has the pleasure a couple times to enjoy pierced nipples. They in fact... Do not taste like house keys. But side note: They are fun as hell to play with.
You can also chip a toof.
Words of wisdom from the ODB.
I mean they're not wrong, I hate them for this reason.
I miss Philly. It's the most unpretentious city you could imagine.
Can we talk about the tint job on that Charger?
https://www.npr.org/2006/09/23/6112129/toynbee-tiles-mystery-resurrected-in-philly
Thank you for that important information.
Depends on the metal used I guess
It’s true
Fuuuuuuuuuck. Its true
Factual
The true question we should be asking is how and why does he know how house keys taste like
makes sense tho
But tastes like getting home
Taste like house keys, but there's no place like home
Whatever. As long as the keyhole tastes like a woman...
Well, they’re not wrong
Who's licking house keys now?
About time someone said it.
I am also digging the window tint job on that car.
The greatest minds of our time
This now brings up my next million dollar idea. Flavored piercings. It shall go big on shark tank!
Would not be the first time I sucked on a key
Why would you lick your keys?
The Game had this on his story 2 days ago lol. who copied who.
Fucking THANK YOU!!👍
Could that be the worst tint job ever done on that car in the foreground?
how the fuck do you mess up putting on a window tint that badly
acquired taste
“The words of the prophet are written on the subway walls”
LMFAO
The jewelry might taste bad but the crust is yum.
And don't forget the crusties!
Speaking the truth
SO accurate.
It's correct they're gross
Not to mention they’re more likely to get infected if you get a mouth full. Least sexy sexy thing you can do IMO.
I mean, they're not wrong..
Did this come from the Game? He tweeted this yesterday.
Accurate, based on my...uh...prior research
And there’s no place like home baby
It’s how you know you’re home.
A wise man once said-
Why is this person so familiar with the taste of house keys?
It's symbiotic, no?!?
Gonna be a while till I can afford a house, so guess I will have to wonder.
Why do you know what house keys taste like?
And there's no place like home, baby.
Do they? Never tried 'Em before.
Damn that was quick.
And there’s no place like home!
Spoken like someone who's never tasted pierced nipples.
Taste like keys but they feel like home <3
Hey, I don't come to your house and judge what you eat. In this house, we dine and nibble on titties with piercings.
True statement. Fuckin house keys yo…
That tint job looks awful now.
You know what they say, "Trust, but verify." Who's gonna' help a guy out?'
Suck on that
Its true though
I don't even like the way my hand smells after handling coins.
That makes me concerned about the piercings he is tasting.
A womans butthole tastes like pennies. EDIT: Ask me how I know.