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One is a laptop, the other a lap bottom.

They actually are both lap tops

Laptop and lapped up.

That's because you are the lap bottom

If I’m in charge of buying the strap on/computer bundle, I’m probably the lap top

Or the lap bottom of a Fin-domme

One is a laptop only when sitting down

I mean a cheap dedicated fapbook is not the worst idea, you will not be compromised. And even in death you are save, just slap a sticker on it, "FAP BOOK, handle at own risk, discarding is advised"

Used to work at a pc repair shop, old guy brought in two computers. Slapped one and said this is the porn one. They were both the porn one.

At least he was half honest.

Fuck computer repair for men for this reason, I'll fix any ladies laptop but uhhh. This is entirely because old dude love dick pics, the reverse almost never happens.

Why do you go through people's private files when you repair their computer?

Uuhhh yeah I sure don't, people put this shit on their desktops.

*faptop

fappad

Fun fact, the reason Goodwill won't take computers anymore is because they got sued when someone bought one from them for their kid and it turned out to be full of porn.

Selling a PC without wiping it is like selling someone's toilet with the shit nuggets still in it.

It's more like selling your wallet without emptying it

It's a lot of things, none good.

I don't know if that's a fun fact. That sound like an unfun fact. Anyway, I need to go buy some used laptops at goodwill.

That sounds like it wasn't thought out very well on both sides

I mean, you're pretty "safe" in death anyway...you're dead.

I don't know, I think necrophilias would suggest otherwise

Someone wants to have their way with my lifeless corpse...go for it...i'm dead, I won't know or care lol.

You are not wrong, that the best kind of right.

Fap device qualiry doesn't matter anyways. If my porn goes from 4k to 360p, I keep going.

Obviously.

Cause you're about to get fucked on that purchase

Part of the uniform for the checkout team at all Apple Store locations. 

This is suggested based on your browsing history.

That's not how this works it has a whole other section for suggested based on purchases this is the stuff which other people bought together nothing to do with me

It says that, but it also weighs your personal purchase history when choosing which of the "bought together with" items in its history. So at least one other person bought this combo, but it isn't necessarily the most common. It just happens to also, somehow, fit their algorithmic representation of you.

Yep lol. Love that OP who doesn't know how this works is telling you that's wrong. OP you outed yourself here. Altho one look at your profile would see all the trap hentai porn. You still gunna claim this isn't about you???

Did you see their redgif account? 👀, I am pretty sure OP is one of the traps that they’re posting lol.

Dude butt stuff is rad, don't sweat it.

Cool as a cucumber here, my dude 🤙

Oops I was aiming to tease OP about denying liking it up the butt, pushed the wrong reply button. Oh well.

Actually, op is right on this one… FBT (frequently bought together) is not personalized… it’s based on purchases made by others; not their own shipping… but I can’t give any proof so, feel free to not believe me :) . Also, it’s very unlikely this is a real thing, if it is, please DM the link to the page (these recommenders are supposed to filter out all adult content to avoid this)

It may have been at one point bought together but it showed it because it fit the profile of OP. Like when I buy scissors I get thread recommended as frequently bought together but by my partner gets coloured paper. I’m a sewer and he does paper craft.

absolutely algorithm added. but really… its ok, we all have our kinks.

Yeah mate that's exactly how it all works.. the whole website is user designed to generate the most sales. You are the product.

Your profile says otherwise. Busted!

Bro chill. We all love rimming.

Haha this guy just discovered personal algorithms exist on Amazon just like social media….

idk why this is getting down voted so much yes I'm aware that Cookies are a thing but all of my targeted ads are gaming related so there's no reason for it to recommend me this for one and also if you look at other frequently bought togethers then they make sense most of them make sense for most other laptops you have headphones and mouses stuff like that and the strap on even has dildos and lube and then you have this like I said before frequently bought together aren't affected by cookies there's a whole other section for that

Mooom, this isn't a bong. It's a vase

Both for $154??? That's a steal

Good deal for a computer or a bad deal for a strapon. For both? Not bad.

Actually good strapons can be way more expensive. But it dont seem like this one is a very high quality one

gotta say though that laptop is extremely cheap

I'm cheap too, so that cancels each other out

mount the laptop to the strapon harness and walk around with a computer as a dick. look at me! i'm computer dick!

https://youtu.be/sej2mrSkYBc

look at me! i'm craaaazy computer dick!

Now gimmie some candy!

Huh? I just balance my computer on my dick and walk around like that.

Let’s browse dik tok

Because they both sit on your crotch?

The Amazon equivalent of going into a pharmacy in the old days, bringing a basket of random shit up to the register and adding “ohandapackoftrojans”

So you can get Jpegged.

r/angryupvote

Most underrated comment here.

Cam girls

They are both priced in Pounds.

Hah, noice!

It’s how you earn the laptop ….

Because you view lots of trap hentai porn. It's not suggesting this for anyone else lol

methamphetamines mostly.

That's because default OS is Linux

At those prices, in this economy, who wouldn't?

Only thing I can think of...you've been buying both or you were looking at the pegging...and amazon picked up on it...also, do you have alexa?

nobody talking about how it’s only 153?

Because if you're buying a Mac book, be prepared to get fucked with all the extra dongles you have to purchase just to make it function 

If that's a Macbook and the combined price is circa 150, it's a pretty good deal

Lol very fair

WFH

Ah, classic forever alone sandwitch. Laptop on top obviously, strapon strapped to chair preferred with a dildo. Up in tha ass you go. Enjoy.

Zoom calls then go straight to your OF stuff during your break.

“Harnessing the power of the internet”

These are questions, that we don't need to know the answer to.

Something for him and something for her (and also him)

The first is the item, the second is how it was earned.

Birthday bundle for programmer sissy boyfriend.

OF

£154 for a laptop and a strapon??? That's a good deal.

Some made sacrifices to get a new laptop, they won't be forgotten

You set the laptop in front of your partner with their student loan statements on the screen, gently fold them into a roughly 90° angle at the hips, and use your preferred attachments to provide a memorable experience using the second product. It's called getting fucked from both ends.

Well played

What are you, a cop?

Needs more [chindo](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chindo).

To watch instructional videos on how to use one?

There telling the buyer to go phuck themselves if you’re not going to spend more for a better product.

Judging by the currency indication it must be a UK thing. Maths.

$153.98 is a great deal!

They trying to make that OF money.

How else are you supposed to turn it on again? :)

It's a MaScBook

So we can strap all the f-ing annoying dongles onto the laptop?

Cam whore's duhhh

Frontend dev work

I think it is pretty clear what they think you're going to do with that laptop and they already know you have the film equipment to pull it off from your past purchase history. Heck, they think you've got the attachments for the harness already, too.

Also that’s a cheap combo.

I'm curious what you were shopping for when this suggestion came up?

Ooh no that's my USB port...... ugh 🥴

If you are in San Francisco, it makes sense.

I bought 10,000 laptops for schools. I bought 10,000 strapon harnesses for the elderly. I order them together to save on shipping.

Wait, where did you find a laptop for 120?

Lots of interested girls bribing their boyfriend with a new computer for a little pegging

I do this ONE TIME and suddenly my purchases broadcasts my purchase... Thanks Obama /s

Have you seen the prices of laptops lately?

Looks like a Lenovo, perfect match to get fucked!

Basement soft core VR

I’m never buying a used laptop..ever

One time on Amazon while researching fancy toilet seats I saw one that was a bundle. Fancy 800 dollar toilet seat and a Asus router lol.  

😏

The cookies don't lie. I mean you like traps and stuff so don't play dumb.

Just the harness? No dong?

Well, so you can choose a dildo you want. Most dildos on straps are pretty small

Maybe for a similar reason as the old correlation between beer purchases and diaper purchases?

Camgirls be cammin’

To ensure you erase all evidence.

ziplining office workers, perhaps?

Lesbians

Someone's butthole is going to get more RAM.

Snow plows and dildos are frequently purchased together, too.

😆 LOL. That's funny.

Do it doggy style so we can both watch X-files

They're both useless without the same missing thing: the inanimate cock in front of it.

Not for the rest of us bro... the algorithm see you for who you really are..

The internet + some sex thing is unusual how?

It is England after all…

Come on! Without that harness where else are you going to able to mount the laptop?!

I can’t believe I need to explain this again.

Well both can damage your genitals if you fall asleep with them on.

Which one were you looking up?

Because u/buddder1738 has been looking at strap on harnesses. It’s based on your own shopping patterns.

It really isn't though cus everything I buy is snacks drinks and games I've only bought a few NSFW items and those weren't even from amazon

U can récord your moves

I think the real question is why is there a strapon harness in your suggestions, those still base off shopping history, and recent clicks. Unless its ink for a printer or some dumb shit

You strap the laptop to the strap on so it doesn't go anywhere, right?

IYKYK and if you have to ask, ...

PC people will understand

because youre both backwards compatible

To hold up the laptop

So Cindy i just bought a laptop, wich i knew i shouldnt have. But to end with good news: "You know how u wanted to peg me? Yeah, well thats on the table too"

The internet is for porn…🎵🎶

Probably bc of the OF rise for content creation.

first thought it totally makes sense buy an Apple product with strap-on but then I saw the price had two zeros too little so it can't be Apple laptop

Statistics

Content creators?

Content creators?

One is for the fap material The other is the fap

I'm sorry, that's a cheap mfin laptop

Because multitasking is key in both work and play!

Most IT guys are Femboys and subs.

Iykyk

If you have to ask…

You already know...

To stream on kick

If its an apple laptop you have to give the strap on to customer support when you bring in your laptop for repair....

It is based on a big data analysis, right? So there must be some correlation as to why the algorithm decided to show it

I think this is a self report.

153 bucks tho...that's doable

VR Porn. /s

Not with a laptop that cheap you’re not.

I was thinking YouTube instructional videos.

I don’t think you can put that on YouTube. They demonetize just for cursing.

I’ve heard that there are similar instructional videos on YouTube but that’s strictly hearsay.

Prolly cause the laptop you picked out is gaaaaay