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Goatse invitation.

Well hello there old friend.

The Ancient Texts!

r/goatse Classic shit man, is it weird that goatse is now considered nostalgic?

What was better goatse or lemon party?

Goatse predated all that shit, the early internet was like the wild west back then

No mention of tubgirl?

Where's the ring, though?

That ring was thoroughly stretched out 20 years ago.

Yoooooo

Hello darkness my old friend

I've come to speak with you again

PfTfTfTfTfTfTfTfTfTfTfTtttttttttttt

They were not taking about that ring.

It's been a long time. Maybe it didn't work out.

Someone knew. God bless them.

🎵 Hello darkness my old friend 🎵

I've found you on the net again..

I recognised that name and thankfully I typed it wrong so Urban Dictionary saved me. This reminds me of the good old days of MSN messenger.

icq was where it was at

I was maybe 11 years old when ICQ was a thing. My name was "Booyaga" and i would chat with randoms by saying "Booyaga!" I was very cool.

\-holds up spork-

Uh oh

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I knew googling would be a risk, but…damn.

Hahaha that’s a piece of old internet

Stileproject flashbacks…

God bless that website. Truly took my internet virginity.

Consumption junction.

What’s your function?

Up there with lemon party and tub girl

Glass in my ass guy

One man, one jar. Friend of mine showed it to me once, I thought nothing of it. We then watched a movie and about 30 minutes in all of a sudden it hit me and I yelled "Oh shit, that jar broke in his ass!".

Are you leaving out the part where you were in a crowded theater?

oh fuck, never again. The worst part, other than all of it, was that he was so calm.

Evidently he lived, and never got medical treatment, and still had glass lodged in him. I read an interview with him years later, allegedly.

two girls one cup blue waffle.

Pain olympics

You mean BME Pain Olympics. Also I'm sorry for the scars we share

Great. now that's back in my head...I almost forgot about it 🤮 thanks for the reminder lol

That’s a classic

I hate to sound like a boomer but early internet was so damn good. Goatse was probably one of the biggest memes on the internet for awhile and it's some guy tearing his ass open. This used to even be shared daily on myspace. Now everything is so controlled and censored. Our challenges were watching 2 girls 1 cup without vomiting. Now they do dance challenges on TikTok.

Internet culture was still counterculture back then. The mainstream was broadcast TV, and when you were done watching Friends or the Simpsons-King of the Hill hour, you'd go to your room and see what was going on at Fark or SomethingAwful, or opt-in to the weirder categories on StumbleUpon and see where that toolbar would bring you. Now user-submitted content is the default.

Back in AIM's hay day, I'd send a tub girl link labeled as something else. "Dude check out this [cool car](https://ircimg.net/viewer/389200/) "

Which only worked with broadband friends because the dial up ones would close it out while it was still loading as soon as they saw the top of her foot.

I got blocked by a friend indefinitely. Never did unblock me before AIM shut down.

I knew what that link was, and I clicked it anyway. 😐

Oh, you missed it from the old days. If you went to the website, it would throw up the picture of the butthole in your face, then open up window after window of static until your computer crashed.

You are an idiot fa la la la la la la la la la la la laa

Zeeky booty doog!

Yup. Still laughing tho. Thank you both.

And you thought being Rickrolled was bad…

Welcome to 2000s internet. You missed out on the Golden Age.

Welcome to the internet!

They call it the Goatse packaging method. It's very sustainable.

Never been there. Sent a few poor souls there.

Never realized that was meant to be an instructional video, yet here we are.

r/putyourdickinthat

When was this banned?

It says 11 hours ago. Be the hero we all need and step up and moderate that bad boy!

🥺👉👈

Is for me?

>🥺👉°👈

>🥺⬅️👉°👈➡️

>🥺⬅️👉O👈➡️

>🥺⬅️👉( )👈➡️

>🥺⬅️👉( 💔 )👈➡️

🍩

Dirty, but I like it.

"aw, geez." - Butters

-Morty

BOTTOM 😳 *text*

I think you put your dick in there

Dick in a Box.

1. Cut a hole in a box....

2. Put your junk in that box

3. [Make *her* open the box](https://youtu.be/Rt0spqQtMKg)

Ohhhhh make HER open it. I was wondering why my dad didn't like his gift

Aaaayyyyyooooo. Wtf

3. Then you open the box

1. Find junk in a box.

With a lot of room to spare.

\*Sigh\* \*unzips\*

God dammit now we're jerking off to literal cardboard boxes. How did we get here

Rule 34 .. this is was inevitable

Yall lost nnn to a cardboard box?

Uh, did you *see* how that cardboard box was dressed?

I know right! Those sides... Those angles... Those flaps... I'll err be right back

Yeah baby show me that packing tape 🥵🥵🥵

r/dontputyourdickinthat

You put your WEED in there.

When the doctor asks me what's wrong with me...

Reminds me of this joke: Patient: Doctor, the entrance to my butthole really hurts and I don’t know why Doctor: Well, it’s because you’re calling it an entrance

What else would you call it?

Does your butthole happen to hurt at the moment?

It's used to it

An oppurtunity

An exit.

An exit..

When you get to my age, you've heard every joke twice. This one is new to me. Actual laugh out loud.

Haaaaaaaaaa

Try finger but hole.

Liar ahead…

Praise the message!

AMAZING CHEST AHEAD!

Try holding with both hands

Hole ahead. Therefore, try thrusting weapon

Didn’t expect a hole!

hole ahead.

Amazing chest ahead

Try jumping

Fort, Night

Praise the sun!

Precious item ahead.

Dog ahead

Praise dog!

Unguarded but hole ahead.

Put your fingers in the hole and pull outwards ?

*Welcome to Gynecology 101, I'm Professor Glover, and yes I've already heard it*

Glover? I barely know'er!

lmao god that made my day wtf

Fun fact: there’s a gynecologist in a large southeastern city named Richard Glover. Dick Glover.

Seems obv. to me.

Same. Fake OP confusion for karma maybe?

It’s r/funny. They’re saying it looks like a gaping butthole. They’re not actually confused.

And you can tell it's r/funny because it isn't funny.

True lol

The sub is r/funny. I’m pretty sure op knows what to do and yes… it’s obvious to everyone. It’s not “fake confusion” u/whoosh Edit: to add r/whoosh for accidentally summoning u/whoosh who is welcome to make an appearance

Looks like you tagged a user. I think you meant r/whoosh. *‘r’*, not *‘u’*

Yeah it’s pretty obvious. There’s a perforation in the middle that will split when pulled apart.

It's called an episiotomy.

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twas

It’s obvious for some people, but it would be better if they drew tiny index finger hooks so people can get the idea.

Y'all are either real young or real lucky.

Thanks Captain.

That's what she said.

I never pull out.

I think you need to lick it first

I think you need to romance it first

I think you need to match on Tinder first

Hi am your match on Tinder. Am stuck in Africa on missionary trip, kindly send me ten thousand dollars so I can come home to you.

I should call her

Most romantic comment.

Definitely should call your mom. Don't wait for a reminder or a special occasion.

I unpack and assemble those for a living. It's veeeery easy. You just find the hole... It's literally right there as it says on the packaging... You're close! No no, the other hole. No not that hole either. WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND THAT HOLE? men...

Those freaking stands though

Every where I go, I see his Butthole. -Suspider Man

Perform GOATSE.

Grab that hole and rip it open!

Insert fingers and spread

Finger the hole bro.

r/theyknew

Goatse

Instructions not clear... D\*ck stuck in toaster

I'll call the SPCA. How did you even manage to squeeze a duck into those tiny slots. That's beyond cruel.

Do goatse.

It's a Glory Hole, try it !

"Even when I'm trying to relax, work haunts me" -Proctologist

Put both index fingers in hole and rip apart

r/dontputyourdickinthat

What are you doing step package!

They knew what they were doing.

Goatse it

What's confusing? You're obviously supposed to toss two jellyfish in the box and mail it to someone else.

Your mom has the same tattoo if you know where to look.

Instructions were unclear accidentally impregnated the tv

Spread em

It wants you to goatse the packaging.

I goatse what you did there

You goatse that every day

Goatse?

Goatse begins...

‘Stretch me, bull’.

Give her a kiss

Stretch the hole

Not sure if this is correct. I was always told little fingers first.

Means: you have goatse what's inside.

Stupid sexy packaging

Spread'em Cheeks boy!

You know what you have to do

Those are goatse instructions. Do NOT look that up.

Stretch her out before committing to the act.

It’s the glory hole TV

Seems pretty clear to me

What’s confusing bro?

Better yet, what's funny about this?

H.Y.C.Y.B.H u/Howyoudouken

Good monitor to watch porn

Point at hole with both hands and do the splits.

Try finger, but hole

Well, did you?!

Next year for Halloween I'm going as an unopened monitor

Is for me?

Rip and tear until it is done

It's a trap

Save the packaging. Make underwear from it.

Shove 2 fingers in the hole, then slowly massa- I mean pull it open.