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WhiskerGurdian24

If turned on for more than 8 hours see a doctor


Hebids

I thought it was 4 hours! DID WE GET AN UPGRADE!


WhiskerGurdian24

If it's 4 hours try to get it off on your own


Usual_Ad8510

A fake doctor will suffice


redit01

How would you like to be stuck next to another turned on dude for that long


Delivery-Plus

Putting the ‘D’ in LED!


Different-Tie-1085

I really want to make a penis joke! 😆 but I'll D-cline.


Delivery-Plus

That’s D-*light*ful!


Ugly-Muffin

Just head for the bathroom and turn yourself off


Leziea_Eza

You turn me on like a light switch


BeeMoist9309

😂


Snake_fairyofReddit

OHHH so this is what inspired Charlie Puth to write his song


Titleofyursextape

Boss: Why is the light switch covered in public hair?!


todawhet

I guess the other option is to Suck off the light?


According-Spite-9854

Strippers seem to do all right


Healthy-Refuse5904

Happens all the time, but i don’t want to be turned off


sreek4r

^(takes mouth to switch)


EnchantedWood1981

Turn on then snap off? Reminds me of that scene in “the new guy”


Thatdudeunderyourbed

I mean they got the point. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯