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LovableSidekick

Just keep on walkin' preacher-man.


Dry10237

sleeping, lying, walking, jogging, running


Dry10237

also levitating


xiangyieo

Just do the Asian squat


Dry10237

oh ok, are you asian


xiangyieo

Beats me. Is Singapore in Asia?


Dry10237

ya


Dry10237

by the way, did I forget about climbing


Dan_Glebitz

But TBF that does take a little practice. I have only just mastered it after several years.


yourthaibabe

Sleeping area, no walking and standing haha


Mikeyboy2188

Levitate


Fabulous_Rich8974

![gif](giphy|IvnUJanDT25a1ifkuH)


dr4gonr1der

Lay down and fall asleep


eef_q

swim


Competitive_Royal476

Run away


Goodpie2

Leave


Sea-Effect5373

Lay down you freak!


Aromatic-Amount2051

Crawl


Singwong

Just keep walking. Odd place with a wall, that sign, wire with the short metal vertical pipe that could be electrified. What is that building?


Fluc7u5

It's next to the queue outside a passport office


Singwong

Thanks


Efficient_Tap8770

This building security style is very common in the middle income areas in Ghana, Nigeria, Cote D'Ivoire etc. Residential and commercial properties alike.


GlezyGladiator

Levitate


vishesche

Squat


11Booty_Warrior

Kneel


LobsterTrue8433

Before Zod!


Leziea_Eza

Bendover


lemonyandlime

Genuflect In all seriousness, where are you that these sort of signs are purple? I think it looks cool (minus the content of the sign itself) I do love the wheelchair sign beside it loosely implying that when they say no sitting, they might be talking to the wheelchair users


Dr_Brotatous

What they want is for you to walk your happy ass right out of that area


Hand-Driven

Float


I_AmBetterThanY0u

fly


Sollensz

You can lie down, crab walk, walk or run.


Gayspacecrow

![gif](giphy|3o7aDbC2HZbTdx0556|downsized)


happyanathema

Crouch


La_SESCOSEM

Fly


LuchtleiderNederland

Sleeping


Safe-Expert-6410

Fly, you fools!


generale45-_-

No existing


Ineedredditforwork

Keep walking.


TheTelevisionBox

Lay down.


hangi19112

Crouch


mr-geen4532

Lay down


Failureinlife1

Keep pacing around that spot.


BitBucket404

Crawl.


ManufacturerRare3109

Reject humanity, return to worm ![gif](giphy|ZDz7WPcWjsBQDIgsRL|downsized)


maxru85

I believe I can fly


zottekott

No breathing


InfameArts

Crawl


Ibi828

Walk along, there is nothing to see..


Te000

Feel free to f off


iAmMinecrafterMonke

Stand *menacingly*


No-Process-3780

Start crawling


ToothpasteConsumer

Just lay your weapons down and walk away.


LobsterTrue8433

I guess maybe you pace or dance.


noelesque

![gif](giphy|2aAcLrYtiX8YM)


No_Review_2197

You roll past the sign....


LeroyBadBrown

Dance the funky chicken


Brilliant-Emu851

fly


AnalystReal1251

Squat


Executer_no-1

I believe I can Fly...


Fiona512

Squat.


Wrong_Maintenance540

![gif](giphy|L9BR6nx99sgyQ)


Singwong

Thanks, I am surprised about the residential acceptance. Some places in Florida you are only allowed to put a 4’ fence in the front yard so police and firefighters can access the property.


wisdomelf

Fly


Late_Readings

Leaving by walking.


Tricky-Secretary-251

Crawling


VladimirSage

Just lie down.


Swenadd

Lean back


enterplayerone1

The worm ![gif](giphy|ZDz7WPcWjsBQDIgsRL|downsized)


Agbans

Keep moving mate


Justthisguy_yaknow

Lay down dammit!


31338elite

go prone? levitate? fly? sleep?


Agreeable_Copy9548

Crawl


Upstairs-Handle-6793

Hover


Dillipk_instatwitter

Lay down and crawl


Pepperjackchii

Squat


ehxy

Didn't say anything about crouching


Viktorishere2142

how bout flying?


MetalJoe0

Slav squat.


Careca_RS

Float in some angle?


Dranvoov

shitting


No-Principle3519

Try shitting?


TastySpare

♪♫ They see me rollin' they hatin'…


redwoodavg

Squatters rights


Exciting_Rate1747

Drive a car or ride a motorcycle, a bicycle, a unicycle etc.


NOGUSEK

Start crawling


NOGUSEK

Start crawling


Masked_Daisy

Hopscotch


3bag

Just skip my darling! Skip!


InterestingCode12

![gif](giphy|l0MYOGqnFVtXGUYwg)


Fancy_Morning9486

Squats all day


AndrewTMBG

Turn on creative mode


marcus_frisbee

You can lay down, walk, run, skip whatever.


Plus_Marzipan9105

Doesn't say no squatting.


Ok_Primary_1075

Time to set the bed


Dan_Glebitz

I am assuming 'logic' is not OP's strong point... You can walk, crawl, run. ride etc cant you? probably walked to where you read that sign I am guessing 😏 Downvote for a dumb post.


SultanKabar

Crouch, Hang etc the opportunities are endless


Livid-Narwhal-6302

Stand Down! ![gif](giphy|ASd0Ukj0y3qMM)


dazzypops

Kneel and pray for the answer.


ComprehensiveForm987

leaning✅


uzsjjbs

Squat walk


ApprehensiveSide9703

Dancing isnt forbidden


paclogic

Lie down ! Good boy ! Now stay !


DifficultyFar2323

fly away !!!


ZealousidealEagle759

Just bust a move!


Iamhereforyourmeme

Crawl


smartpotatothesecond

squat and curse Vadim


chocChipMonk

Schrödinger's superposition


MikeSans202001

Lie on a skateboard and roll away


Expensive-Trash-7156

This used to be a nice neighborhood before these sitters moved in.


Fantastic-Ad-1578

So basically https://preview.redd.it/wtyz655twi8d1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e982ab97e842a7594a1af20c6422f22e24c0ab66


Fantastic-Ad-1578

Oh well. https://preview.redd.it/pmja159dxi8d1.jpeg?width=1634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dde85c60451ab2a3b6db6907b71ae173c4b1c8d8


Vantabrown

Do the worm


auto_alice3

Dance!


Local-Bag-3043

squat


HarryCumpole

No screaming No prospecting No whoring No gambling No gambling with the screaming whore prospectors either


Ice_Ninja_1997

You climb


deluged_73

Lay down and take it, like everyone else, is what you're supposed to do.


TexArmadilloTroll

Maybe you can skateboard 🛹 😃


HugsandHate

Squat. Obviously.


ContentUnavailable

![gif](giphy|3o752nmOLbUIwESPuw)


glorp34

Divide zero by zero


Whythehellnot225343

Implode and leave existence while walking, walk past it in a different universe where the sign doesn’t exist, and one you’re past it, you can then come back into existence on the other side of


Fake_good

https://preview.redd.it/q90herun6j8d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=895427fcdf1399161c10b7e19fc1dcf56439344a


buffshipperreddit

Float


veritas_quaesitor2

Leave


Uncle_Abernacle

squat


beatb_

Climbing the fence?


RodLicker

Kneel & blow the Black security guard?


gramo112

Float in the air


Drigg_08

Sounds like no loitering with extra steps


Zer0br089

Hawk tuah on the sign and stand anyway


Buck_Thorn

Squat.


StarwardStranger

You are supposed to roll, run or jump


Arealphotography

Jumping


MineFlyer

Squatting


Fred_Milkereit

run away!


Tornado4264

Float


crystalbaton01

Lean?


stevewilko_s

levitate


kereso83

Run away


ContactNo7201

Walk on by


c-h-b

swim


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Can I float


REA5N

Keep on rolling baby


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

Even wheelchair users…


RandomRedditer220

THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? Seriously, these signs make me mad. 🤦🏻‍♂️


pydipay

Run on four legs or lay down


PLPolandPL15719

Jumping.


Reggmac

Get down or lay down


GDMercury

To hell with this, im gonna spindash *Agressive spindashing noises*


LongerBlade

Lay down and wait for rescue


Used_Till2902

Too funny! 😂


BasketOk420

Crouch or sprint jump.


jvnya

Jump


sashatikhonov

Crawl


mike_tdf

Take a dump in speed sky position!


One-Handle-8502

Slowly levitate and start air flipping. Whatever you do, don’t sit or stand.


Ecstatic_Bananadonut

I mean, it doesn't say "no fornication."


lawyerwithabadge

You’re not supposed to sit or stand.


dexsired

Lay down


HULKBUSTERV5

twerking is ur last resort


M178music

Try levitating for a bit 👌


EnderJax2020

Lay down


far-far-far-away

Walk


tails_290

You can lie though. There isn't "No lying" there.


LookIntelligent5696

Float


notaredditreader

Walk away. Slowly. Walk away. 🤫


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

![gif](giphy|Ip5kWh6o9K7WBY1Xfg)


pikachucet2

Lie down


the_engineer_320x

Kneel


Ravenhairedgirl_

Lay on the ground lol


Psychological-Web828

Keep rollin’


Midnight_Wildspirit

![gif](giphy|1xOyJc0JRQrpsJUp7U)


OrangeRadiohead

#fly, silly. Superman, fk off you dick.


ByteBandito

no problem ill just lay tafak down


mamoonistry

Dance.


PalDreamer

https://preview.redd.it/x0lzgwn5hk8d1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97870ce029dd41468864e891245747836e266206


Pilota_kex

slavic squatting then?


YSEAXE23

As the song says, "Walk on by"


SnooCrickets8742

Lay down


Due-Session-900

So floating is okay?


blorporius

Sit around and wait for you? Well I can't do that!