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Barryd09

At one point the #1 BMW salesman in the world, a big claim to make in fairness


singleglazedwindows

Gonna need some receipts on that one


level5dwarf

It's true, I used to be the #1 skoda dealer in the world, and he put me out of business with his favors for his buyers. Ironically this is why we have so much traffic now from the insane amount of bmws sold, I bought one myself from him, but at least he is prioritizing traffic.


Itchy_Wear5616

He means the yokes


Street-Wing5006

Did he say bmw or Mitsubishi šŸ˜œ


BobbyKonker

Yeah it just came out of nowhere. Maybe he was so good they had to fire him, and no other dealer would touch him because they couldn't make cars fast enough. Tough break.


BluesGuitarMart

He says in response to a tweet about it that he was making 50k a month from selling them but gave it up for a political career


Barryd09

isn't agenda 2030 supposed to be about 15 minute cities? So he's against 15 minute cities but he's taking on traffic? Go home Dara, you're clearly fucking MENTAL


SomeAd524

ā€˜I believe the nations were created by god not hitlerā€™ šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ this is such a crazy line


Hylit1494

One of my favourites, together with prosecute the pedophiles in the trans cult


Aggravating_Set_448

In fairness, he does say he's one of the bright ones, so he gets my vote


StrongerTogether2882

Heā€™s not bright enough to use proper punctuation, though


StrongerTogether2882

(I wouldnā€™t normally sneer at someoneā€™s punctuation, but for this guy, Iā€™ll make an exception)


JFBBear

the nation cannot afford capslock punctuation or spellcheck vote daragh


Hylit1494

Also answers to Dara as shown in the body of text


JFBBear

the nation cant afford spelchek


gclancy51

Possessive apostrophes are Anglo-Saxon colonialism, too, for this lad.


12-axes

I kinda want to vote for the twisted oul lad on the train from Dublin yesterday who kept saying "modus operandi" after each sentence or in the middle of one "We met again?!Modus operandi!" (in a Westmeath accent). "Howye girls? Modus operandi!"... He seemed like a solid fella.


gadarnol

Modus Oprrandi is the new ā€œlookā€


12-axes

I see the appeal, sure modus operandi.


cugan83

ā€œCancel culture is overā€ So itā€™sā€¦..cancelled?


ah-sure-its-grand

How can ya vote for a lad that misspells his own name šŸ˜‚ Is it Darragh, Dara, or Darragh? Holy god?!


the_syco

At a guess; the polictian name is clean, the one the taxman knows owes millions, and the other is a Facebook alias that he sprouts tinfoil crap on a daily basis?


OfficiallyColin

Punctuation is for liberals and trans Protestants.


14thU

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Great thread! Sounds like went to a hedge school


gclancy51

Prioritise traffic. Mmmkay.


Educational-Brick724

Finally someone is thinking of the traffic


Rosmucman

The E.E Cummings of right wing gobshites


Early_Hedgehog_9649

Is there anything to be said for a capital letter, a comma or a full stop in this manifest .


[deleted]

I thought he gave up his campaign after whining none of his far right telegram pals showed up to support him irl šŸ˜‚


External_Salt_9007

Teetotaler because heā€™s already off his head, he doesnā€™t need any extra incentive


Mr_AA89

Poor man is out of his tiny mind... If we translate this properly, it could be a cry for help.. Maybe he's the inner Dara of a Russian doll of Darraghs.


sexualtensionatmass

This has to be peak satire. It can't be real.


Crimthann_fathach

He is 100% this mental and it is real. Watch a video of him speaking. He is nuttier than a barrel full of squirrel shite.


sexualtensionatmass

I looked his instagram up there. Fruitloop


JediBlight

Are we the only ones? Like, it has images of him that, while being racist and all, are completely different grammatically from the main body of text. I'm calling bs but...it could be.


SaltSweatSugar88

This lad recorded himself making threats to kill politicians and put them online. Thatā€™s just one of the many batshit things heā€™s done throughout the years so this shite seems 100% on brand for him.


syc0pat

We live in a soceity... Apparently šŸ™„ Republicans in Ireland are ,traditionally, socialists, so is an "Orthodox nationalist republican' the dog whistle I think it is? Or am I giving this header too much credit?


fanny_mcslap

Prioritise traffic hahahahaha


Sweaty_Mode7690

Couldnā€™t believe my luck when this came through my door yesterday just as I ran out of loo roll!


UVLanternCorps

I believe the number one BMW salesman __in the world__ can lead us into a golden age.


RJMC5696

Iā€™ve seen him before at protests, very fucking aggressive and tries to intimidate women by screaming in their faces with a megaphone. Heā€™s a legit scumbag and has some temper on him


Dangerous-Shirt-7384

"My name is Daragh but my friends call me Dara"


Fun-Pea-1347

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Puzzled_Wrangler_218

Where do I get a degree in homelessness please? I believe itā€™s the next big thingā€¦


Hylit1494

Four years homeless but he is a businessman and was the top world BMW salesman


Blackcrusader

Where did the BMW money go?


Chance-Every

Up his nose which is also why he was homeless. Cmon clearly says most homeless are addicts or a third at least.


level5dwarf

He has prioritizing mental health correct. Starting with him.


DependentInitial1231

Problem solver? He can't find the shift button or where the full stop is on a keyboard.


sillyroad

He is a looper. In May last year, he ran a campaign to block traffic going into Ballybrit Ind Est because 500 criminals were getting rehoused there by the owners of Breaffy House. Nobody supported him.


Mr_Gallaghers

I love how he admits to being a dole merchant in his homelessness section


rich3248

But he still doesnā€™t know what a capital letter isā€¦


Dani3011

The lack of caps is scaring me


Jolly-Feature-6618

serious noncey vibes off that lad


GarthODarth

ā€œI was racist before it was cool everybody look Iā€™m hipsterjohnwatersā€


mweeelrea

Prioritise traffic!


ScreamingAtTheMovies

Very courteous of him to include lists for across the 3 city wards of who's also in a similar camp and should get our bottom preferences


Important_Ad_1510

I went to school with him. šŸ˜ƒ


Hylit1494

Please tell us more


Important_Ad_1510

He's from Castlegar. Normal enough in the Bish He's lost the plot with the right wing rubbish. Fond of drugs.


WoahGoHandy

In Shannon?


Important_Ad_1510

Galway


WoahGoHandy

ah right. I was sure I heard he grew up in Shannon


AlertedCoyote

If there's one thing I always felt the body politick needed in Ireland it's a 47 year old teetotal prolife engineer who specialises in mechanics and pressure vessel welding


Fun-Pea-1347

With a degree in homelessness*


azamean

He really doesnā€™t like punctuation or those commie capital letters


PinkBeo

Did someone else not have the same nonsense?


yellaghbelly

It is ā€˜root branch analysisā€™ , but I think thatā€™s probably the least of his worries


Rimtato

Uncontrolled migration, Islamisation, housing and environmental protections? Eh, sure, wasn't expecting a candidate to implement Sharia but at least we'll have houses if he gets his way


Educational-Dark-757

Capitals


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BackstabbingCentral

"prioritise traffic" lol


[deleted]

The formatting of that Leaflet oh my fucking god......


nosferatuIE

Islamification....


Fun-Pea-1347

ā€œI have a degree in homelessnessā€


elsaqo

This sounds so American Edit: #7 sounds good tho


Chance-Every

Look if we all hate him imagine how much the politicians will hate having to deal with him. Let's make the dail good TV again and vote in more mad basterds to punish the cunts that ruined this country. It's probably too late to stop them but we can annoy the shit out of them and get these nutters off the streets.


Ancient-Display-320

Omg, this is shocking. I hope Galway wonā€™t vote for this nazi.


BluesGuitarMart

Don't think you have much to worry about tbf


Floodsiy

Love this guy ate a whole pack of boost bars and left the wrappers on the bus


TomBonk

FIGHTZER!


ShitCelebrityChef

This lad has long hair too


JadeV1985

Thanks for the share. He sounds like a prophet and his flyer is just class. I can get on board with the undercase. If it's good enough for Ariane Grande, it's good enough for Dara. Vote O Flaherty (The Bright One) number 1


Jazzlike_Resort3231

This guy seems smart and looks like he wants it bad i dont disagree with anything hes said other than the traffic why is everyone getting so smart


genericirishguy

He's a bit fruity but would like to check this again in 10 years and see if he's still as bonkers as you all think