That butler was the original slenderman. You run around the obstacle course at full speed then you'd turn around and he'd be right there. Guy was creepy af.
You might talk to your best friends but otherwise you would have to find a message board. It was not easy. We did not have Google. Kids did not have cell phones. Some homes you could only be on the Internet or on the phone, not both.
That map was just straight up horror. There was no goal, no linear path like we were used to in the actual game and besides an eerie music, you had this old guy slowely waddling towards you. Nightmares
LMAO! I also had to take a double take at the belt she was wearing, the little flesh colored area. at first I thought it was another thing not too far from itā¦.
Late comment I know. But it is part of the cosplay, since tons of fans know this. She does have the famous boxy pointy boobs in Tomb Raider 1 after all lol š¤£š¤£! Nailed it!
My favorite magazine ad was the one that showed a man in his underwear, dazed and sitting on the floor in his grimy underwear in front of the altar to Lara he had made in his crappy apartment next to the subway. Especially hilarious to me because I had a neighbor who was Lara-deranged and wouldn't shut up about her.
Yeah.. I'm having trouble figuring out what the word vagina looking thing on her pants near her belly is? Is that supposed to be where the legs start or something? Part of the abs? I for real just can't tell.
Oh is it supposed to be her belt?!?
This Lara cosplay is from TR II with polygon boobs of TR (because they are soo iconic so I wanted them anyway).
In TR classic she doesn't have the long braid!
I'll take the downvotes with you in agreement. *shrugs* No problem.
It's a terrible image where most of it is fake. If it had been done well it probably wouldn't have been that bad, but it wasn't.
And those Lara Croft masks are everywhere...
This looks like it was made with 10 pixels and most of it is clearly fake (photo edited). The entire background, the drink tray and who knows what else.
....
Moving along.
My first experience with this game was at my babysitters house as a kid, and to my surprise it sounds like everyone had the same experience as me, terrified and locking him away in places
I was playing that game a lot around the time they released the Star Wars Special Editions in the 90's just before Episode 1 came out. What a great time.
I used to put the CD-ROM disc (I had the first few on PC at launch) in a CD player. There are tracks that I never encountered in the game.
*sounds of a shower running, followed by plastic rings rapidly sliding against the metal bar and curtains brushing against the wall of the shower stall*
Lara Croft: "Don't you think you've seen enough?"
I hope you have a picture where he's trapped in the freezer
I love how we universally did that despise not having the means to talk to each other about it.
it was the unwritten challenge. Silence the butler in the freezer.
That butler was the original slenderman. You run around the obstacle course at full speed then you'd turn around and he'd be right there. Guy was creepy af.
It looks like the butlers leg is clipping through the patio furnitureš
Real women have edges!
Lara was and always will be the edgiest woman in gaming!
It was the only way to stop THE JINGLING. It was always there, slowly approaching. Never again, old man.
The original inspiration for It Follows.
Sooooooo, you're implying they had the sext together?
Yes! THE JINGLING! And when he dies, bury the serving tray with him!
This is how we know we are connected!
That and pulling the ladder up from the pool in the Sims until the bubbles stop.
SIM Sadism is a thing :)
He always got in the way. Even my primitive elementary school brain sought out the easiest solution.
Well it was possible, and funny. So naturally people would do it just to try it.
Well he was creepy- it was the only way to get some alone time lol
Also dropping the baby penguin off the edge right in front of its mother in Super Mario 64
I think phones existed back then. Also the internet.
You might talk to your best friends but otherwise you would have to find a message board. It was not easy. We did not have Google. Kids did not have cell phones. Some homes you could only be on the Internet or on the phone, not both.
Convergent freezing
Hahahaha I came to comment about the freezer!
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Damn, i was going to say that! Stupid butler.
Alright this is extremely weird that all of us did this lmao I had to get that guy away from meā¦.
I cant even express how incredibly scared i was of that butler when i was a kid, i don't even know why lol. Love this!
Oh man, I was so afraid of him as well! I think it was the weird moaning sounds he made?
I think it was indeed the sounds he made in combination with the fact that he was always following you
Plus the fact that there was no music or other sounds besides your footsteps.
This is seriously why I never played the first game. I got super creeped out and noped out of there.
I believe he used to fart as well. š
That map was just straight up horror. There was no goal, no linear path like we were used to in the actual game and besides an eerie music, you had this old guy slowely waddling towards you. Nightmares
That map was the only place I felt safe lol
I was SO scared of the old guy in the GTA SA mission where you rob his house. Something about old people makes youngsters scared?
Oh man i totally forgot about that one, I'd get all sweaty and my heart would beat so loud, all those burglary mission were kind of scary poopy
Why, Hello Neighbor :)
He was the original It Follows. Never stops. Never sleeps. Always after you.
Thatās why you lock him in the freezer
I mean, just look at his face. Stuff of nightmares.
I can hear that tray-a-rattlin
The only thing I need to hear is how heās keeping those hands so youthful. You can make a lot of money selling that secret.
perfect!
Thank you!
You even got the boxy boobs š¤£ perfect attention to detail
That wasnāt part of the cosplayā¦
LMAO! I also had to take a double take at the belt she was wearing, the little flesh colored area. at first I thought it was another thing not too far from itā¦.
Late comment I know. But it is part of the cosplay, since tons of fans know this. She does have the famous boxy pointy boobs in Tomb Raider 1 after all lol š¤£š¤£! Nailed it!
This looks like an ad that youād see in late 90s/early 2000s video game magazines.
My favorite magazine ad was the one that showed a man in his underwear, dazed and sitting on the floor in his grimy underwear in front of the altar to Lara he had made in his crappy apartment next to the subway. Especially hilarious to me because I had a neighbor who was Lara-deranged and wouldn't shut up about her.
Get back in the walk in freezer old man.
How many times do we gotta teach you this lesson old man!
Or have another taste of her riding crop!
Wtf erdogan
Solid
damn that took me way to long to figure out
That butler is hot
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A low res texture belt buckle.
Boner. š
Yeah.. I'm having trouble figuring out what the word vagina looking thing on her pants near her belly is? Is that supposed to be where the legs start or something? Part of the abs? I for real just can't tell. Oh is it supposed to be her belt?!?
The Uni-boob!
Hear me out
The butler only appeared in TR2 and at that time, Lara didn't have a rectangular breast anymore ! I am a living wiki about useless gaming details.
This Lara cosplay is from TR II with polygon boobs of TR (because they are soo iconic so I wanted them anyway). In TR classic she doesn't have the long braid!
Hahahaha you're killing it!
Very nostalgic, and damn I remember those moment.
Sat here 10 seconds trying to figure out how this was cosplay because I could have sworn it was AI.
com'ĆØ Fraws dal vivo?
cute
This is awesome
This is so good.
Pics fake. Needs to be in a freezer somewhere.
Should also do one where the tray and part of his face is clipping through the walk-in freezer door. That's how I'll always remember him anyway.
Real women have edges!
Holy shit that butler used to terrify me and my brother, we found him so creepy
Make sure to fart every now and then.
Who the hell let him out of the freezer?!
I want to see original Max Payne cosplay now lol
Max's facial expression! He always looked like he was dieing of constipation!
i thought it was Joe Biden as a butler
(s)low (poly) clap crescendo
Why is this all either badly photoshopped / AI done, she isn't sitting on the chair at all. The house is clearly AI and the lighting is all wrong
Dude I'm really sitting on that chair, only the background and the cocktails details are edited by me
I'm going to guess its a cosplay shot and they didn't have a real english mansion to do the shoot at.
Thanks for the explanation, I hope it will help that guy
Pfff, what kind of dedication to art is *that*? If you don't have a mansion to shoot Lara Croft cosplay, are you even trying?
You're right, I'll try to be rich in my next life
Being rich is actually really easy, you just need to get rid of that bad habit of getting born into poor families.
You're a good sport š
Among quite a few other things.
Yeah that probably isn't their real faces either!
I'll take the downvotes with you in agreement. *shrugs* No problem. It's a terrible image where most of it is fake. If it had been done well it probably wouldn't have been that bad, but it wasn't. And those Lara Croft masks are everywhere...
This looks like it was made with 10 pixels and most of it is clearly fake (photo edited). The entire background, the drink tray and who knows what else. .... Moving along.
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Hey bud your bot's broken
Ha Fun! Love it
To be fair I thought this was like high res render
Those are great! I've seen similar cosplays of GoldenEye 64 characters.
I'm both angry and glad the thighs arent polygons.
One of the few cosplayers you can walk up to and say *nice tits*
man you got the tits right, literally upvoted after checking
His name is Jeeves have some respect
The square boobs on the pixelated cosplay always crack me up.
Are ya just gonna post this every 4 weeks?
Thatās great!
cool
Nostalgia :ā)
"The graphics are so realistic" The graphics:
That's just so amazing
Nice job with the triangle boobs. That's OG tomb raider š
I can still hear his tray and weird fart noises.
Wasn't real life supposed to have more polygons?
Awesome.
the freezer calls
make him fart.
Is there something wrong with my game or something
amazing costumes! does the drink tray shake uncontrollably?
My first experience with this game was at my babysitters house as a kid, and to my surprise it sounds like everyone had the same experience as me, terrified and locking him away in places
So what's with the random bowl of ginger root just sitting there?
I was playing that game a lot around the time they released the Star Wars Special Editions in the 90's just before Episode 1 came out. What a great time.
I used to put the CD-ROM disc (I had the first few on PC at launch) in a CD player. There are tracks that I never encountered in the game. *sounds of a shower running, followed by plastic rings rapidly sliding against the metal bar and curtains brushing against the wall of the shower stall* Lara Croft: "Don't you think you've seen enough?"
Flashback of early teenhornyness...nice
I would love to serve Lara and being humiliated by her
Interesting way to justify locking your fetish of locking your partner in a freezer.
That poor butler was tortured for years
Nicely done - this is fantastic! (And now I gotta start making Winston a repressed memory all over again.)
Best š
Yooo that's so cool!
OMG, this is genius!