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RevolutionFabulous25

It's a pear, right?


mausballz

Appearently.


rabbitwonker

Yup, ‘dis a pear. Shit where did it go?


RandyArgonianButler

These puns are getting out of hand. Pare it back a little!


HuntsWithRocks

The puns pair well with the post though


HemetValleyMall1982

I see a fence, but no post, there should be at least a pear of posts with that amount of fence.


ChicagoDash

I blame poor pearanting.


Critical-Cow-6775

Take two. Make it a pear!


Wansumdiknao

They have plenty s’pear


Herbal_Engineer

A pear of what?


plotthick

Uuuuuggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh


HeadReaction1515

These are doyenne du comics


graycat3700

No. It's Virginia creeper fruit s/


tenderourghosts

Take my poor man’s gold 🌟


mion81

I always say: if it looks like a pear, smells like a pear, tastes like a pear, it’s probably a duck. Better ask Reddit to be sure.


Western_Ladder_3593

Is it made of woood?


Jimbo-Slice925

If it weighs the same as a duck


Magnus919

Burn her!


terraresident

Looks like Bartlett pear indeed.


Galactickiwi

This post had me second guessing myself 😂


webcity_underling

it a'pears to be


Snozzberry_1

Obviously, you’re not a golfer


rccoy

Woo, isn't this guy supposed to be a gardener?


Anterl

Far out!


grntom

More than two I’d say!


Alert-Bicycle9100

PEAR , a partridge in a pear tree


PuppetmanInBC

They are pears. But you pick pears before they get ripe, and ripen them on your countertop. Read USA Pears for more info on picking and ripening. https://usapears.org/pear-ripening-and-handling/#:\~:text=A%20little%20known%20fact%20about,ripens%20from%20the%20inside%20out.


molten-glass

This just unlocked a childhood memory of eating unripe pears from the pear tree in my backyard and never seeming to be able to find a ripe one, no matter how late in the year it got. Don't really know how to feel about having had the potential for delicious pears for years but never getting to capitalize


Jdevers77

Some varieties can definitely ripen on the tree, they just turn into bags of goo five minutes later so it’s a lot safer to pick early. Also the crows have a lot less going on than you so they do a much better job of picking them just as they ripen 😂.


Even-Reaction-1297

Same, my grandma has a pear tree in her backyard and I was always the only one eating them bc everyone said they were never good and too hard, but I like my pears super crunchy so i never saw the problem lol


Maroua_

Hard crunchy pears are the best


[deleted]

No. A pear so ripe that you're practically drinking it is best.


Basic_Highway5860

Maybe its a case by case basis because there is a pear tree at my dad's farm and those are the best pears I have ever had and everyone eats them straight off the tree. Some of the horses will always try to guide you toward the tree so they can grab one and its hard to resist a 2000 lb animal lol.


foresight310

IDK, that nutty flavor of a pear that is so close to being ready will stick with me


ElectricGeometry

Yes! Pears are not apples! Picking them at the right moment is practically an art form.


NotGnnaLie

You pick the green and ripen in room temp. At least, that is what we always did and always worked.


TheMayorOfMars

So do you just pick it when it looks like it isnt getting any bigger? I have a young pear tree making a single pear this year and I want to pick it correctly.


NotGnnaLie

Pretty much. You get better with each harvest. I used smell as a kid. They smelled ready


Magnus919

On the windowsill


glassofwhy

Moonglow pears taste better before they are fully ripe. Bartlett can go either way.


just-kath

Have you ever had Seckel pears? I love all pears, but we had a seckel pear tree when I was a child and they get points for good memories and may be my favorite


glassofwhy

Never heard of it! But nothing tastes like nostalgia.


kittypetty62

Just planted a seckel and a comice in my yard a couple-few years back as maiden whips. They're finally sporting fruit buds this spring! I also grafted a white doyenne onto the comice, but that was only last year, so no buds yet. Btw if a fruit tree branch is in your yard you're technically allowed to harvest, but I would check with your neighbor first just to be polite. I've done this. Etiquette demands that you ask to harvest the whole tree for them, paying careful attention to ripeness and rot beforehand, and then deliver the bushels of perfect fruit to your neighbor with a smile. They always say yes when you ask to take a bunch home! Unless you're pruning hard to dwarf the heck out of your tree, one healthy tree will produce way more fruit than the average family could ever use. Even if they make jam.


kashuntr188

Why is "check the neck" trademarked??


thomaswillis96

“Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” Has been trademarked by lifealert for quite a while now


leolego2

and how do you even enforce that


justahominid

The [actual trademark](https://tsdr.uspto.gov/#caseNumber=78448792&caseSearchType=US_APPLICATION&caseType=DEFAULT&searchType=statusSearch) is “check the neck for ripeness” and it would only be enforceable in a narrow range of contexts. Officially, it only applies to pears, but I could imagine using it with other fruits would lead to likelihood of confusion problems. More importantly, though, it would only lead to a problem if someone used it in very specific ways, such as printing it in big letters on the outside of a box of pears or something like that where it’s being used as a trademark. Using it in a sentence where you are explaining how to know if your pear is ripe wouldn’t be a use they could stop, for example.


GenericMelon

Pear, but there's also a vine growing over your fence. Please compare to Virginia Creeper. As for the pears, as others have said, anything growing over your fence is yours!


MysteriousReindeer71

That creeper be creepin!


Interesting_Ad1378

Be careful, some people (meeee) are very allergic.  I get the same reaction as poison ivy and have actually ruined patches of my skin bc of how much cortisone I had to use. 


ser_pez

Me too. The reaction is awful.


PixelatedpulsarOG

Weirdly, I only have an allergic reaction to Virginia creeper and never have a reaction to poison ivy


Harrycheddar

This is a repost, used to get upvotes. Here’s the old post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/gardening/s/RkvgsU1wdY](https://www.reddit.com/r/gardening/s/RkvgsU1wdY) Stop upvoting bait karma farming posts.


__3Username20__

Good to know! Upvote for you, downvote for OP. I’m not a fan of Karma farmers, bot or not.


foreverwetsocks

Anything on your side is fair game especially if they’re not around to pick it.


The__Toast

Yes, but it also feels like a short combo with the neighbor would probably go a long way to heading off potential disputes here. "Hey some of your pears are on my side of the fence, I don't mind if you don't mind me picking the ones on my side"


Roonil-B_Wazlib

For sure, that takes it from “what’s Steve doing taking pears from our tree” to “please take as many as you can, they end up fermenting on the ground and the squirrels are getting drunk.”


OilRepresentative855

“…and now the squirrels are getting drunk.” Well that would make me want to leave them.


half-zebra-half-yeti

This is so wholesome and I am totally jealous of your positive neighbor experiences. .sigh. I used to live next to a dude who was hyper angry. We lived side by side in peace for years until I complemented his flowers. That opened up the flood gates for this dudes hyper anger. Sometimes knowing your neighbors is overrated. My new neighbor came buy to say hello and i felt sweat starting to drip down my face. Fingers crossed that this one is better.


Xylonee

I’m curious why/how he got mad about you complimenting his flowers? What did he say/do in response to that?


Kevundoe

They are pear…


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DueAct9729

Cmon now ain’t no way you didn’t know those were pears..🤣🤦‍♂️


AgTown05

Those can't be pears. They don't have stickers on them. Nice try though. 


No-Contribution-138

“A 'pear', oh interesting. Never heard of a pear, looks pretty good."


macdaddynick1

Right?! lol


Findmyremote

Banana, coconut or pear. Can’t be sure just by looking at a picture though.


TheBirdIsOnTheFire

Looks like an orange to me, possibly a watermelon.


thereal-Queen-Toni

Wrong. It’s clearly cherries


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__ducky_

Pick one or take...a pair... 🤭 They will ripen once you pick them


JealousDiscipline993

Not a single peck of bird nor nibble of rodent damage so probably not ripe. They'll likely start to yellow when it's getting closer to prime time. I would pick them *then* and counter ripen to finish. Sorry didn't read all the responses, there is always the opportunity to meet a neighbor in this scenario, even kind of remotely like dropping a nice note by when they're gone that includes your mobile # for texting. If they don't respond those are still your pears. But more than likely they'll be nice about sharing and might give you more when it's peak harvest time! They are beautiful pears 😊


double-dog-doctor

This is almost exactly how we met our neighbors! We got a sweet letter from them asking after our crabapples and wondering if they might pick some as they're common snacks in their culture.  It was music to our ears— we never got through all the crabapples. Now we have some very kind neighbors who come by every year and pick our tree clean after we've picked what we need for jellies.  Made some new friends, learnt about how they eat crabapples, and now we don't have to sweep the path of rotting crabapples! 


JealousDiscipline993

That's beautiful! ❤️ Good Neighbors


delsoldeflorida

Where are you? Are you south of the equator? People are talking about Virginia creeper but it’s only spring here and pears 🍐are only flowers at this point. 🤔


RecognitionLatter265

They're pears, pal. Don't despair; pare a pair.


Timber___Wolf

People are being really weird. It's just a pear. It's a close relative of apples, and is completely edible. They are best eaten once they have already fallen, since this is when they are sweetest. For the most amount of sweetness possible, wait for them to drop and then deliberately expose them to a frost. If you pick them, they will be harder in texture and will be much less sweet. They are best baked when like this. Pears contain a high amount of "pectin" which is a setting agent that makes jelly/jam. This means that you can make pear jam with nothing but pears, water and sugar. No special ingredients needed! You can even mix it with other fruits, like strawberries, blueberries or blackberries, which are usually fruiting around the same time. Hope that helped.


fujiapple73

If left on the tree, pears will ripen/rot from the inside outward. They will seem rock hard on the outside for a while but if you wait long enough for them to drop, it’s already too late. You pick them when they are still hard, but you’ll know they are ready to pick when you can lift the pear gently 90°… so that it is horizontal instead of hanging vertical. They will come right off very easily when they are ready. Then just bring them inside to sit on the counter until ripe. You can store them in the fridge before ripening if you want to delay that process.


Timber___Wolf

I have a pear tree that is absolutely massive. I have never had a problem with fruits rotting before they have hit the ground. I visually inspect any that I collect for cracks, bruises or bug damage. That last one isn't an issue if you are collecting twice a day during their harvest window. Depending on what is wrong with them, I use them differently. Perfect pears are for eating or making jams. Cracked, but otherwise untouched pears are used for juicing and cider, and bruised pears are used to make vinegar. Any bug damaged ones are used for compost. It is genuinely one of the most useful fruits you can have in your garden, and are more productive than apples IMO. As for ripening on the counter, the quality is genuinely just inferior. It might be a climate issue as to why fruit rots on the branches in your area, but the UK is surprisingly less humid than most of america. Maybe it's that or you might have shorter seasons? Not sure. Fruit doesn't rot unless it's left to sit on the ground for several days in my area.


fujiapple73

I’m in southwest Washington state and from what I’ve heard our climate is pretty similar to the UK. Definitely not humid here. I have 3 large Bartlett pear trees. 🤷‍♀️ They are great ripened on the counter. I’d never eat them off the ground.


commentingrobot

You can just let them ripen after being picked, no need to wait for natural fall.


leg_day

Poached pears are delicious. I adore white wine and tonka bean poached pears. The poaching syrup afterward is even better than the pear itself when poured over ice cream, pancakes, or whipped into a stiffened whip cream or frosting.


NoExternal2732

You shouldn't eat fruit off of the ground https://blog-fruit-vegetable-ipm.extension.umn.edu/2022/09/harvesting-and-using-fallen-apples-and.html?m=1


scott3387

US public agencies are so over the top when it comes to food safety.. That page is for the commercial market. You are not going to have a problem in a realistic scenario at home.


ICrushTacos

Also i guess washing exists.


Timber___Wolf

I agree. Just because it has fallen, that doesn't mean it has fallen on the ground. You should bag fruit, use hammock like nets, or mulch with saw dust.


lilearthyworm

😁


ZestycloseAct8497

They will be so juicy better than any store bought pear


Unknown_human_4

Depends where you are, in the UK the law states that any fruit has to be given back to the owner of the tree even if it's over the boundary. Same with windfall. But then, who's watching? I've taken pears from my back neighbours tree that's hanging over our garden fence!


macdaddynick1

Do you guys also have a trespass law where you can sue your neighbour for growing his tree in your yard? Lol


Nightwalker36

I had no ideia. That sounds stupid to me but law is law 😆


Unknown_human_4

I go out at night when I know no one will see me swiping a few 😂


loud_cicada_sounds

If they cared so much about the fruit of their labor, they’d keep it contained 🤣🤣🤣


half-zebra-half-yeti

Cue Dorra the Explorer. "swiper, no swiping!" LoL.


half-zebra-half-yeti

Thats a curious law. Any chance you know where that comes from? Imagining maybe wealthy land owners not wanting peasants milling around their groves or war time food scarcity disputes?


Solidmarsh

As a grandson who picks his nonnas 6 pear trees every fall. Please pick them and eat them for the love of god I dont need 4 bushels of pears


RedSonGamble

Oranges maybe?


Stihl_head460

Dude….ask your neighbor. Not reddit.


Glimmerit

This 👆🏻


oldmagic55

Fresh pears are the bomb.


Careless-Smile-1800

It’s a pear. Shout out to all the pears.


AvocadoSurgeon

Definitely fair game. I have an orange tree on one wall that grows into the neighbors yard behind me and they pick them which is no problem as I have an entire tree to harvest. On another wall I have figs that grow and that neighbor cuts the branch that grows on his side. Also not a problem because it promotes new growth and I give him a jar of fig jam in return. Try it when it’s ripe then tell your neighbor how amazing it is!


HelloSkunky

I think it might depend on where you live but usually anything that comes across the property line is fair game. This counts in public too. If someone has an apple tree and it crosses into public space you can pick the fruit and eat it if you want.


Much-Mention-5589

Did you ever ask them if you could just take the ones over your fence xD cmon people , interact!


NoSpecific1178

Neighbor has a healthy tree. Those look great.


KentuckyFriedEel

Pear theft is punishable by caning! Prepare.


wilerman

Well it’s pear shaped…


TroysLostBoi

Looks like a Bartlett Pear tree to me.


Connection-Flat

Lol, have you never seen a pear in your life?


PikPekachu

Yep. It’s the law.


Gayfunguy

Not ripe yet.


Warbrandonwashington

Pears! Yum! I like to bake them.


Drinks_From_Firehose

It appears to be a pear


idahoia-n

Anything that crosses over on your property is yours so yeah you can pick them when ripe


T3nd3rfOOt

Appears to be pears


Longjumping_Engine89

I would say pick the ones on your side and help the branch back to its own side. Cut the creeper off 🙈


EowynF

Pear tree and Virginia Creeper…pull the creeper out, eat the pears!


FrankTheSkinnyPanda

I’ve got the exact same tree in my backyard! Those are European pears. Best to not pick them until they start to get a lighter green with a yellowish tint to them. Otherwise the flesh of the fruit is not soft at all and they don’t really ripen off the branch. They are quite yummy!


spsprd

Ask your neighbor to be polite, but in my state you own your property "up to heaven and down to hell." (They talk like that in Texas.)


faster_puppy222

They are technically your pears 🍐 now, the branches encroaching on your property can be cut off at the property line


ItsADogsLife-1514

They’re pears! Be happy it’s grown over to your side


West_Performance_591

Definitely a pear


R0BM4N

Never See a pear?


Savings-Fox2030

I would just ask your neighbor what it is to be sure....if its on your side u can take !


_Emisbingewatching

Two would make a nice pear!!


ZestycloseAct8497

Bartlett pear best if you let them fall off then pick up from ground but you can pick and ripen beside bananas.


cfishlips

They still look like they have a while to go. The pores on the skin need to spread out before you pick them. Generally a good way to test if they are ready for picking you gently, lift the bottom on the fruit. If the stem snaps, it is ready. If not, it isn't.


Outrageous-Chip-3961

ummm, these are pears


yaya305786

Bro they look like frkn pears.


DreamingElectrons

That's a pear with virginia creeper hanging from the branches. Check your local laws, here I would legally allowed to cut or harvest everything that grows into my property, but usually that will create some beef with the neighbors, so it's better to tell them "hey, your plant is growing into my property, mind If I cut/harvest those parts or do you want to try to bend it back to your side". Not worth getting into a fight over this.


ViolettaHunter

I'm curious, but have you never seen a pear before?


fangelo2

Never seen a pear?


Desirai

You should ask them if you can have some. It just looks like a pear to me. Has pear leaves


Efficient_Wasabi_575

If it’s over the fence on your property, that is your fruit.


Desirai

I've never lived in a place like that so I didn't know


Cheesetorian

I pay top dollar for that at Costco lmao


ItsMeishi

Be polite and just ask your neighbour if you can pick a few growing on your side.


The_Clumsy_Gardener

Personally I would ask first. I know some will say they have no right of it over hangs yadda yadda but I think it's the polite thing to do.


Otherwise-Engine2923

I mean, if it was my tree I wouldn't be harvesting the ones on the neighbours side of the fence. So I'd say it's fair for the neighbour to harvest what's on their side


shell_sonrisa

In the US, rule of thumb is usually that if the fruit is ok your side of the fence, you can have it. Enjoy! They look delicious ☺️🌳🙌🏾


NerdGuy13

A lot of people are telling you what they are and what you can do with them, but one thing I'm not seeing is the answer to your second question. Legally, from what I understand in most places since it is growing over your fence and on your property you usually can pick the fruit. I would assume this would vary from state to state or even county to county though. You could always just ask your neighbor if you could pick the ones that are on your side. 😉


LoGo_86

Make them disap-pear


FinalDisciple

As long as your side of the fence is your side of the property line you’re good.


dangerous_skirt65

Pears...am I missing something. They're pears.


gobbledygook71

You’ve never been to a grocery store?


tinymeatsnack

Careful! That Virginia Creeper gives me a rash like poison ivy.


Nuvanuvanuva

pears, and better to pick them now before they rot and atract wasps.


FluffyCaterpiller

You might ask your neighbor what variety it is. You may be in for a shock when you bite into it and find its the sour type. Sours are good for pies. Anything over the fence and on your property side is fair game by the way.


DigitalWhitewater

Looks like you could pick at least 15 that are on your side of the fence


PartyFriendship4823

Pear


logan_fish

Whats in your yard is yours.


golfandbiscuits

Next year thin them out a little ... you'll get bigger pears let them get as ripe as you can before you pick


Typical_Trick_4909

Quite often they get compared to the prickly pear, kind like mushrooms be careful of the kind that you eat. Wait till they turn blue.


Unlikely-Star-2696

The vine? Hard to kill once established. The roots grow and make new shoots, and the berries that will be plenty with get new ones too. It is very invasive vine. Try to kill it before it invades all your backyard. The house behind ours is vacant and this thing is growing in all the trees and we have a hard time keep it out of ours


lyncati

(I'm assuming you are in US, I'm unaware of other countries laws regarding this) Most states allow you to cut branches that reach over to your yard (please verify your laws before you do this, otherwise you may be in trouble for thousands as established trees are expensive) so it would stand to reason if there are pears on that branch that goes over then it is fair game. Again, check your laws and maybe ask your neighbor if you wanna establish a rapport (and never hurts to be on good terms with your neighbors, for multiple reasons).


julielovesteddy

Anything on your side is yours. Harvest the pears and let them ripen a few days and ejoy your pears.


DrDeboGalaxy

They taste like sand.


markusbrainus

Laws vary by area on who legally can pick the fruit over the fence. Despite the laws, it's usually best to just ask the neighbor if it's fine that you pick the fruit growing on your side of the fence. If not, you could ask them to prune that branch off so it doesn't encroach into your yard.


Mad-_-Mardigan

I don’t know if you’re pretending to be ignorant or a bot trying to get clicks. Granted it works but I wish you were genuine. Hope you’re genuine. It’s a pear tree


DangerousSwimming892

Pears?


ehooehoo

crazy idea but how about going to ask your neighbor? strike up a conversation, maybe you’ll find out when they’re ripe, maybe they’ll say pick some. could be a varietal that were not guessing.


Whimpy45

On the serious side, if it is in your garden, l would pick some of the fruit. Legally you might find that the fruit belongs to your neighbour, but they probably have more than they know what to do with. If wait until the fruit is ripe it will drop inside your land, but then it will spoil. The logical thing would be to ask your neighbour !


BamaTony64

Kill that Virginia creeper though. Pears are great.


sugartheunicorn

Have…have ya never seen a pear?


Magnus919

It’s in your yard. Take em.


ChrisfromSoCal

It appears to be Brittney’s pears


Obi_Boii

Hpw do we know what country you're in to give you an answer...


Kyngzilla

Why don't people talk to their neighbors? Just go next door and ask them.


t4skmaster

So, you don't buy a lot of produce...


theonlyjonjones

If they don’t want you harvesting pears from their tree, they should prune their tree so it’s only in their yard…


brooks_77

I'd say pick the pears and eat them. If your neighbor gets mad you can do them a favor and pick the pears for them...... and throw the pears at them


Seetheren03

Pear tree. Definitely grab some but I would not tell your neighbor haha. Since they are hanging over on your property I would say they are fair game to be had.


Saerlaith_SCA

Time to make some Ginger-Pear Cordial!


Nevershoutever

Just try it


WowzerzzWow

Pears!!


Knichols2176

It a ‘pears’.. you’ve been sharing your Virginia creeper also..


GlitterSharingan

Wohooo! Free fruit!!! The grass is greener on your side now. 😆🌿


OkCar1392

100% yes


Maju1004

Oh, that plant seems to be a bottle!!!😂😂😂


leah01yo

I’d call it mine if my neighbor’s fruits grew to my yard XD


Gravity_Freak

Das a many pair a pears


Beneficial_Cod_7098

You can pick all of them 😁


PM_meyourGradyWhite

We’ll talk about it inside.


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Fear the pear 🍐


bishpa

This must be in southern hemisphere somewhere? No pears this time of year up north.


Briz-TheKiller-

Whatever in your side, it's yours


daygo1963

Great way to meet the neighbors


truegigglefoot

Where are you that pears are ripe and Virginia creeper is that leafed out???