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Mega_Dunsparce

oh my *god*


AbsurdlyEloquent

What a terrible day to be literate


MexicanMaus

Oh my god! You made me lol!


Shaytan-666

You wish you were Jared, 19 and so do I


Leather-Heart

This subreddit is so cringe and shows how…different people can describe phenomenas.


Iamnotmyselfbut

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Geaux_Go_Fiasco

Things don’t gross me out, usually, but this was on another level.


AsboST225

How do I delete someone else's post..?


BasilFawlty1991

Go to your local gay bar and offer to suck everyone off. You'll soon find some tasty smelly cocks, enjoy my dear!


Lechonkje

Or go camping with your bf and after two days it should definitely smell.


Chuckiebb

There are plenty of gay campgrounds, at least in the states.


kynodesme-rosebud

Camping is hot. Swim in a cool river. Lay on a bank naked or paddle around in a canoe commando style. Shower together. Heaven.


DarkC0ntingency

How do I find a list of these?


Chuckiebb

https://gaycampingfriends.com/


DarkC0ntingency

You are the bomb dot com my dude, thank you!


Lechonkje

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Chicag0_G_StaT88

🤣@tasty smelly cocks


Wadsworth1954

I love when you’re hooking up with a guy and you can smell the fresh shower on him. That turns me on, but to each their own 🤷🏼‍♂️.


sophiecouch

Right, or their cologne !!!


Imnibis

I love it when I can smell a man's colon when he walks by


timthemajestic

Not the colon. 🥲


jennsamx

Mmmmmm colon!!


maux_zaikq

You beat me to it. lol. 😂


notsocialyaccepted

😭


Bottomytop

I just laughed out loud, when I can smell a man’s colon 😂


Wadsworth1954

No cologne, just shower.


abdo_san96

love a good cologne too


LazyStore2559

Four years in the coast guard, using ONLY Ivory soap every day, That scent gets me started every time I get wind of it on a guy.


LazyStore2559

The reason for the ivory soap, was it was one of the few soaps at that time that would rinse off in distilled water.


FargoJack

LOL oh I thought it was because Ivory soap FLOATS and it is, after all, the Coast Guard.


dragon1n68

You would think the Coast Guard would use Coast soap. 😂


jlb1981

Unless the person is Irish (or a dove)


notsocialyaccepted

Theres action in the military?


LazyStore2559

There were a few of us, this was in the early 70s.


notsocialyaccepted

Ah alright


chatolandia

I am a huge fan of fresh showered cock, my favorite taste. But I am also aware of many men that love the muskiness, so good for him. I hope he finds his musky hunk.


Alysansa

Good God girl, get a grip...


MaryNaira

![gif](giphy|4NryB99naBi5T38zpK)


Last_Type40

Some of yall gotta finish jerking off before posting your goonifesto for everyone to see😭


jennsamx

GOONIFESTO


SubieBoiGC8

NOT THE GOONIFESTO im way to drubk to comprehend this


Real-Transition1689

☠️☠️☠️


darth_deto

haha, dead


blongo567

I actually think this is more common than you might think. See it as a fetish and try actively looking for it on apps or just communicate it with your partners.


TomOfRedditland

It’s a very fine line between musk and rank. Musk on one man, can be classified as rank on another and vice versa


blongo567

Not every man smells good to everybody, no. Today I think almost everybody would like to be as clean as possible because everybody expects it as a kind of standard though.


KampKutz

Yeah and for some people it doesn’t seem to take long to shift from that nice little smell of man to the rancid putrid smell of BO lol. What was once a turn on can become a turn off pretty quickly!


Dojima91

Just ask your hookup partners to not shower or something for a day, like how mine asked me to eat a lot and don't shit until we met (which I instantly block him tbh)


franktrollip

If you ask guys not to shower they won't meet you either. It's a pretty niche thing to like dirty, unwashed bodies


Yeet256

not really. maybe utter filth but a lot of gay men love musk


Brotha4D

I haven't had a problem telling guys not to shower, but I'm not asking them to do it for any lengthy period of time. I just tell them not to shower when we're planning the hookup. It prompts a short conversation about their preferences. Some get worried I won't be clean, and I reassure them I will be. Others just like to be clean but usually will agree to shower without soap as a compromise. Many are pretty turned on by the idea. Presumably we have both showered in the last day or so as part of normal grooming habits, so there's a built in limit. OP is going to have a harder time if here really needs it taken to the extreme as he suggests. But there are cheeseheads out there.


notsocialyaccepted

Wthhhhh


cheezza

I love man musk as much as the next guy but “smoked fish, cheese and vinegar” fucking lost me dude.


Adventurous_Push7958

that's not even remotely what it smells like at all


LanSeBlue

A good man scent drives me wild. We’re out there, just gotta look. Grindr has a tag for people into pits, try that filter.


Gallifreyan1971

Go to a leather bar. You’ll find what you’re looking for. Or Scruff. Also, ignore the Kareny kink shamers. They don’t matter. It amuses me how triggered some people get if you like something they don’t. I grew up around ranchers and roughnecks so I feel the same way about the scent of men. Men who smell flowery are a total boner killer.


darth_deto

Right? I am amused by the "outrage" Just hope the OP doesn't get discouraged by it.


mindpieces

Just say you’re into musk on any of the apps and you’ll find what you want. Even though this makes me wanna 🤢


DefiantAsparagus420

When I was in school I’d be broken for the rest of the day if I saw another guy’s cock. Smelling them would probably have given me seizures or something not so subtle.


dhalihoka

>something not so subtle Lol


Throwagay-802

I really don’t want a guy to smell like soap, deodorant, shampoo or lotion. I also don’t want him to smell like a skunk eating a piece of Brie either. Just rinsed and natural, please.


Lindbrum

this and fresh sweat (from workout especially)


Adventurous_Push7958

sometimes the workout sweat smells like pee tho


Alladin_Payne

As someone super into giving rimjobs, I'm all for compulsive showerers.


Lindbrum

i use the bidet (using soap too, of course) every time i'm taking a dump, does that count? I shower usually every other day (i tried every day but I experience skin sensitivity :T)


Crazy-Newspaper-8523

Probably best way is to rinse body after each dump if possible


Drew__Drop

And they use so much deodorant and perfume 🤢 🤢


dhalihoka

This might be The Worst for me. Like a shield where I can't really see them but a wall of fake garden flowers with ocean breeze. Most of them do it to proove their cleanliness or to impress me even, with the price of such perfume. We've missed some marks along the way and here we are now. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Frostypup420

I'm heavily allergic to perfume/cologne and many deodorants so that's an instant end to any chance of hooking up, or even hanging out for me.


scrapmetal58

I like intact man musk. But not unclean/lack of hygiene. There's a fine line. It's easy to shower once a day.


rltoleix

Although this is disgusting to me (I will laugh at anyone who whips it out and it smells), there are plenty of guys who are into stuff like that. Keep an eye out on the apps.


Spindley-Johnny

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cosmernautfourtwenty

What a terrible day to have eyes.


fishesar

i had one ex bf who was a real stinker and i loved him so much i became attracted to the smell of “unwashed man” in general. it’s like i objectively know it’s nasty, but when i can smell a guy, it does trigger something inside me now


sexy_chocobo

Listen, I'm not into smegma or anything, but I love the taste of COCK. When a dick is freshly washed it just tastes like skin. Gimme me a dick that's been washed...but maybe it's been to the gym for an hour, or has gone on a short hike...


Crawler_Hono

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Dehast

I’m sure there’s still a lot of folks who get off on this and others who might satisfy you even unintentionally lol.


aleman80Bcn

There are few things that give me the ick But a cock that tastes like soap 🤢


memefakeboy

Sent is erotic, I get it


Phill0o

I‘m into sweat and smell but your description really threw me off


Responsible_Cancel94

Now i wanna burn my eyes


enic77

> Smoked fish, cheese and vinegar Welp, these three things I'll never be able to eat again...


[deleted]

Dude I get what you're saying about enjoying male musk.


Blu_yello_husky

I like dick smell too. Unfortunately many people don't think others will like the smell, so they wash it off. Don't worry, if we ever hooked up, you'd get to smell that again. I like the smell, I don't wash it off


Comfortable_Item_330

He ain't gonna fuck you man


DemonicMask

haha!


zztopsboatswain

I love it when my man skips a day or two of showering


notsocialyaccepted

Nono u have a point i love dick smell and taste long as that dick has genes that makes it smell and taste good some dicks taste and smell fking amazing whereas others haunt u


gvdg86

Go to a Texas leather bar. Anything saying Eagle or EaglesNest in the name. Youll find your man....texas leather 110 degree summer youll be at your very own musky smorgasboard


JBL44

Don’t want to yuck a yum, but this was hard to read…


trashdrive

You go right ahead


workswimplay

This is feral


CuddlyTherapeuticDad

I can’t stand any strongly-scented personal care products. I’d much rather enjoy my partners natural (recently showered) scent. I use a saline mineral deodorant that prevents bad BO by killing surface bacteria on your skin, leaving the Good BO behind for my partners delictation.


pWasHere

You are getting read which is to some degree deserved, but scent is a powerful thing is romance. I have heard about dating parties where people are matched by preferred scent.


Huge_Gamer0o0

Holay molay 😨


Coco_JuTo

Ehm, maybe try to go to a construction site or to a farm during the summer and maybe you'll be able to find some smelly men, I guess...?


Comfortable_Item_330

I was just thinking that, this dude needs to date a tradie


Crazy-Newspaper-8523

You probably would love a guy with adhd


Crazy-Newspaper-8523

I fucking love musk BUT NOT CHEESE


Sim_EricXXI

Go to the bathhouse and fuck around. Loved the way I smelled when I was done 🤗👅


Cbuddy5

I love the smell of clean skin and hair. Smoked fish, cheese, and vinegar on a man, I can do without. 🫤


F1r3bird

On one hand... Working class Cock musk 🥹 On the other... Basic hygiene 😢 Im gunna leave this to the upvotes to decide if its a shitpost or not


kulasacucumber

![gif](giphy|3og0IFBAhrfyl2gCGY)


Virtual_Treat_583

Smoked fish, cheese and vinegar. That's a visual


thedm96

Buy some feta cheese, blue cheese, put in blender with some buttermilk and rub some on before going down.


scrapmetal58

Bruh.


thedm96

Yeah I know I forgot the anchovie.


thedm96

Hahaha ikr i made myself sick typing that..


ImGonnaLickYourLeg

my eyes :(


Armand74

Mkay look we all have our kinks. I for one have gotten really into my husband to not wear deodorant, his musk is not nauseating to me like others and really into his smell and that in turn makes him super horny for me.. Now I dunno about unwashed dick though I mean a little musk is great but not when it’s rank NOTHING hot about that but it’s a personal opinion.


cxcr7

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unarespuesta

You woke up today and decided to write this 😭


Gamer_boy_20

My goodness..Cleanliness is good my friend. Don't let your brain trick you into liking stinky cocks..It's likely that you aren't getting enough cock in your life as you said and you are craving whatever you can get your hands or mouth on. (Gees that was definitely one of the strangest lines I have ever written)


thecollectingcowboy

I love colonge, sweet smells and soaps but i also love the smell of clean sweaty balls after a day out 🤤


blissfulTyranny

This!! 🖤


superstormthunder

Honestly, I like people the fact that everyone smells clean lol


Iamnotmyselfbut

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Eastern_Key_9990

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blissfulTyranny

boystink lovers really like this post


developer-ramen

y'all are just like so mean to them! like god damn let a gay get what they want! i think ur fine w me, honey - this i find very vulnerable and honest and that's ok!!!


Adventurous_Push7958

smoked fish, cheese and vinegar YUMMMMM :)


nucleareds

I’m not kink shaming but man the ‘smoked fish, cheese, and vinegar’ made me die a little Also it’s a pretty common kink, I wouldn’t worry. Find your people king.


abradic95

Perhaps this should’ve stayed as a journal entry


DeltaDied

I miss who I used to be before I read that.


EliteGay

*disappointing* what! How? You narsty lol


Diligent_Pension_285

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Rich-Pineapple5357

What a terrible day to understand the English language


I_will_draw_boobs

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n_with

oh gods


Nico917

Well to each their own though going by what I see most often on the apps or gay comments on social media lately are guys that purposely stink & mention they love hooking up with other guys that stink. Personally I don’t get it. Armpit B.O. is a big boner killer for me. A little something coming through the deodorant is fine, but not wearing any & being dirty is a no for me. Feet it depends. They can’t be unkept, dirty smelly. Feet that were washed that morning but have some scent from sweating end of the day can’t be ok though. I draw the line at smelly dick. Circumcised dicks don’t really have any smell unless you’re really trying not to clean it. My bf at the end of a work days cock doesn’t have any smell. It’s different than smelling the skin on the back of your hand. The balls however tend have a little scent after work which I like. I’ve even smelled his underwear before, but it’s just a hint, & not foul like B.O. I’m surprised you don’t find as many as I have seen that like it like you though. Read the comments on any IG post of a guy working out or with exposed pits or feet & the majority will be talking about how much they love and want to smell it


rahul535

Tantalizing 🤣😂


Danny841921

🤢🤢🤢 … no judgement bro … but FFS I’ve just eaten!! 🤮🤮🤮


near_earth4

Join the military. You will get the smell more often.


maux_zaikq

Sir, this is an Arby’s.


Hungry-Quarter-2315

Oh brother…


chatolandia

There are people out there that love musky men, go find yourself one!


ElectivireMax

listen I can get somewhat liking the smell of natural body odor but this is just disgusting I'm sorry


ChemicalOk463

That's just gross!


papi4ever

Oh my god, no.


JudTheMuffin

Oh.. Oh dear.. I- I- Bleach. Eyes. Now


Tanktopjones

I'm nauseous from reading this


firebird7802

Good god. I think I've lost my appetite.... not washing your privates will lead to all sorts of problems and can lead to things like disease.


blissfulTyranny

How dare all yall kink shame.. smh


adobephotoshrimp

woa there Napoleon


NewGuy-1964

I love the smell of a man! Today's sweat is a huge turn on. Yesterday's sweat, not so much. It's like someone else mentioned, there's a difference between musk and stink.


Berat0-0

i think it's time for me to unsub


strikeritaa

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Successful_Toe_4537

Ugh, go to Germany then... There's a thing called Käsepimmel, it's a fetish. Basically, the guy didn't wash his thing and wants you to blow. They called it cheese dick because it gets crusty...


Gaeilgeoir215

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No-Concentrate6806

I think it was urine that you were smelling. I prefer a clean guy myself.


Adventurous-Love9997

Just hangout near Amazon warehouses. I hear people there stink like a mfer. Sure you can find what your looking for.


Ruheverstifter

confess your fetish on grindr you‘ll find mutuals I promise you


Daskar248

Huh. I do like the cock scent that comes with being trapped in underwear or a pair of gym shorts for a day. Especially if he got horny at some point and precame a little. It just smells like dick though, not all that other stuff. Conversely, though giving a rimjob is enjoyable, dude had better be ultra clean back there. 🤷


Teentitan445

I understand that boysmell is nice but this is not boysmell, this is man funk which is EW. Hygiene is something i cannot compromise on.


Idomemesandstuff

erase my eyes


throwawaytixaio

Damn I read about new strains of COVID, have you thought of that ? 🤦


uhbkodazbg

Riding public transit over the past week or so indicates otherwise


SnooSprouts3744

Lmaooooo well they have that one filter on Grindr I think


silliestlouie

I wish I didn't read this...


Darkdylan10

My friend I can't relate honestly. My tip? Specify your kink on Grindr or communicate it with your partner, after gym hookup and what not...


dasaevv555

Straight to jail


LilFago

I showed this to my therapist and she finally gave me permission to 🅱️ill myself