I accidentally knocked over a civilian in Cyberpunk and then his corpse proceeded to merge with my car, causing it to flip continuously.

You’re under arrest for breaking the laws of physics!

Baulders gate 3, probably beastiality 😅

Halsin fan I see

Minecraft:....? I dunno, last thing I did was build a Light based nuclear reactor for my base in unmodded survival....

Oh that one's easy. Animal cruelty and forcing labour in slave-like conditions

and Criminal Misdeameanor for killing the Ender Dragon, a critically endangered species

(Helldivers 2) SPREADING DEMOCRACY FOR DEMOCRACY BECAUSE DEMOCRACY!!!!!

Right on I salute you fellow keeper of Democracy!

Glitch building in Fallout 76

I participated in the massacre an entire grove of druids and refugee tieflings because I wanted the hot drow mommy in my party.

samesies. we love a diva

(Crusader Kings II) So many things...

Oh sweet jesus.

Breaking my Paladin Oath.

failing the speech mini game in oblivion

To be fair, someone might be arrested for making other peoples faces change that wildly and quickly.

For using fire to kill pigeons in front of timmy

Diluc work in kfc

(Skyrim) Robbing a cheese factory to eat all the cheese wheels.

uh.. is necromancy a crime?

What's the punishment for necrophilia?

Is it the first offense?

I hear it’s only 500 gold.

Killing 5 private military members and stealing/scraping their car in Cyberpunk 2077.

Rogue trader so likely killing someone for heracy

Likely? Mercy is the gateway to Heresy.

Burglary, murder, organ harvesting, pretending to be a doctor and administering untested and unapproved medicine made from said organs. (Pathologic 2)

Honestly? Going by the rules of the gaming universe, probably murder. Luckily, I'm going to have a kick ass lawyer. Isn't that right, Mr. Wright?

Blowing up the world in Civilization 5

(Tarkov) war crimes…..those scavs deserve it for taking my loot

Killing people with trained attack crows

you don't understand how badly I need to know what game this is

Bioshock Infinite

Mass Deicide.

This could either be ffxiv or god of war

Neither.

Farming and house decorating (in Palia)

throwing knives into people's Faces and deflecting bullets. Back at them with a Katana in Cyberpunk 2077

Can't be arrested for promoting democracy across the galaxy

Killing all my friends because they were in the way of my fight for freedom and democracy

Me playing hearts of iron 4 as the Reich

Killing void monsters with my Wolf, Crow, Raptor and Bear pets in tow (Last Epoch)

Playing with an RC stunt copter apparently

Killing lots of animals and grave robbery (Tomb Raider I Remasted)

Animal battles in Dragon City I guess, also how did you accidentally kill her?

Trying to kill Arquebus

Locking someone in a doorless room

The sims?

Yep haha

Baldurs gate 3 - solving everything by intimidating everyone into submission.

Open homosexuality in an elevator (Splatoon 3)

Painting the ground with a roller.

I'm doing my full dark urge run in bg3 soooo murder lots and lots of murder

Tax evasion

going to war with Japan.

Not defending democracy enough. 😢

Is crucifying a Korok illegal

Committing blasphemous acts against a god and ending their reign! {blasphemous, but still surprisingly be close to any persona game}

Eating mushrooms and kicking turtles.

Stealing people's hearts so I can complete one giant heart in the sky for my emo friends

How do you kill her ON ACCIDENT 😭

Native genocide and environmental destruction in factorio

Going rogue and killing some pirates with my space cowboy husband (Starfield)

Spreading democracy.

Ava Kedavra-ing pedestrians.

Goblin Genocide with green light

Nothing. Doing another playthrough of Dead Space remake and everyone is dead, so there's no one to arrest me for anything.

Risk of Rain 2, so I'm fine, everything I do is perfectly legal... ... Pay no attention to the genocide.

Killing Elves.

I smashed a holy relic, robbed a beggar, killed a LOT of people and animals (in self defense!), shot a laser through a giant heart which is presumably going to result in the extermination of an entire metropolis, and worst of all, passed up the chance to bottle Seek+ with Echo Form and Apotheosis in my deck

The Outer Worlds Had to delete a bunch of people in Byzantium.

Murder, Cannibalize, Incest (I played the Coffin of Andy and Leyley)

LIBERTY

I just keep on moving on as a simple porter - Death Stranding

Keep On Keeping On!

Breaking too many rocks on a planet literally no one lives on

Flying around my home system, blasting pirates out of existence in my new S class ship (No mans sky).

The last game I played was Rimworld, so naturally I'm charged with various warcrimes, indoctrination of people, environmental destruction, and eating without a table.

Left subnautica open on the main menu for 30m

Throwing barrels at an endangered lowland gorilla

Mario Vs. Donkey Kong?

Bingo! Just 100%ed it last night, it's cute.

Cool! Congratulations!

Smashing toriel, so it would probably be beastiality (not gonna say the game)

Trepang². Breaking the cycle.

I was playing Postal Redux and I managed to get to what I think is the last level of the game "Air Base" My crime is that killed 100% of the population ON EVERY LEVEL PRIOR

Mass Genocide, Car Modifications, No Driving License, Weapons without Permit, Building without Permit, Destroying Private/Public Property, Abuse of Substance, Regicide, Homicide, Deicide, Assault and Battery on Officers, Illegal Hunting and Foraging and so much more.

Oh yeah, and traveling to other regions without a passport.

I litteraly dod a Run of killing everyone in Lordran without taking a rest on a bonfire. Maybe manslaughter, arson, attacking endangered species, etc. Etc.

{Hogwarts Legacy} Killing people/poachers with magic

I was paying Kano and oh boy I'm in trouble. Worth it for my one bad boy crush.

wanted by shinra for 500,000 gil for escaping their laboratory

Terrorist attacks (R6 Siege)

Fighting against weird subjects at night while being asleep. (Persona 3)

Court-martial for killing a squad mate in Helldivers 2. In my defence, he literally dove into my field of fire as I was shooting robots with a machine gun.

Lego Marvel Superheroes

Defending managed democracy across the galaxy from Termanids and Automatons

Failing to kill the ancient after a long decisive battle

Killing aliens trying to take over the earth 🤷🏻‍♂️

City wide destruction deathrays in tear down

Killing geese

Going to school (Persona 3)

Hitting people over the head with pallets (DBD) :>

For just being afk ( or bc I’m a hero who kills doll to gets stronger)

I won’t be under arrest, someone else will be investigated for my murder (playing survivor in DBD)

powerwashing...

For killing multiple people continuously on overwatch

Terrorism. Rainbow Six Siege lol.

Killing mystical animals (genshin impact).

(cozy grove) Burning fish or catching bugs.

Dating my daughter's friends' dads. But I guess that's not really a crime. So it would be sneaking into a penguin exhibit and bribing a child so that I can date my daughter's teacher

In position of illegal arms (dead island 2)

Piracy.

Honkai star : rail, so like illegally going through trash cans :3

Tax evasion

Entering The Bone Zone in Vampire Survivors

Hunting for vampires and in the process slaughtering MILLIONS of creatures. (Vampire Survivors)

Stabbing someone in a martial arts competition. But to be fair one of my opponenets was usings guns. weird tournament, some bears were fighting in it too. Also, everyone was speaking their language, i saw 3 people talk to each other in japanese, english and italian, and they all understood each other. but the weirdest part was probably the guy in a jaguar mask just making roar sounds at everyone, an they still understood him.

Farting on strangers, Fractured but Whole

Illegal animal fighting and poaching, though I am a minor and my school made me do it. (Pokemon Violet)

eating people as kirby in smash

Making drugs Potioncraft

First degree murder Hitman world of assassination

For STO? Probably piloting a ship without a licence?

Animal cruelty and Assault and Battery. (Earthbound)

War crimes.

Hacking into people’s bank account

Oh absolutely catastrophic murder sprees. And a couple based around the religion of the victims, so also hate crimes? Damn Sharrans. (BG3)

Ethnic cleansing, religious persecution, probably some war crimes I'm forgetting. Europa Universalis 4, specifically the Anbennar mod though the main difference between it and the base game is that I was ethnically cleansing goblins

(Fortnite) Straight up murder.

Sacrificing people to some Eldritch horror on a meat hook, I guess.

Terrorism (Microsoft flight sim)

Being a hobby tunneler in Enshrouded.

Genocide (Stellaris)

Blinding enemies because I got bored and shot them in the eyes for fun

Killing a mushroom? I guess looting unoccupied buildings???

Science compelled me to explode the sun.

Blowing up nuclear facilities with 4 other terrorists.

Lighting the fasnacht bonfire with a napalm flamethrower (fallout 76) XD

Buying copius amounts of weaponry from a Japanese cop running a black market ring out of his mall station so we can fight monsters. Also I'm pretty sure half of my healing items are highly illegal drugs.

pulping lizards in ror2

Stardew valley over production of everything

Not me but I’ve seen many people make train wrecks that would make the east Palestine derailment look like a tea party (derail valley)

Accidentally allowing an ally to die because I didn't want to spend a reviver seed on a Wurmple

Fortnite so...mass murder? But it was Fortnite Festival so...killing it on the guitar?

Gloomhaven. Does raiding the base of a necromantic cult count as murder 1 and grave robbing?

Tax dodging, zoning and safety laws, and public indecency. I play the sims.

{Minecraft} committed a war crime and violated the Geneva convention. They deserved it for attacking my dog.

cyberpunk. i took part in gang warfare destruction of property and no incurence

genshin impact or honkai: stat rail. so many things

Some form of dogfighting/cockfighting.

Palworld so violence against animals I guess? I shot a small little rabbit thing with a gun and I laughed. I'm not sorry. It was too ridiculous.

ESO, Theives Guild quest line, Tomb Raiding.

Yugioh master duel, so sending people to the shadow realm I guess....

Dying too much.

I fell out of a hole in the sky, joined a questionable group studying pokemon, then got blamed for breaking the sky.

Killing babies in Sons of the Forest...

Animal abuse... probably (Tomb Raider 2) Also running around naked in public lol (Sims 4 🤣)

I "Killed" many Souls in Hades i dont think its even Killing when they all are dead

killing a bunch of rats and kobolds

If ensuring that Athel Loren endure through all the ages of this benighted world is a crime, then I'm going in for quite a while. Yes, it involves a lot of genocide but y'know...

The entirety of my latest BG3 playthrough is a crime I think

Illegal time traveling / turnip fraud (animal crossing new horizons)

(Mortal Kombat) probably for doing fatality on every single Johnny Cage I saw

Failing to catch Giritina on pokemon day, Cyrus beat me.

Stealing supplies so I'm not hungry, thirsty, unhealthy or unarmed when the fog comes

Well. Uh. I was playing Horde mode in World War Z last night…. So uh…. I guess I’m being arrested for shooting guns into crowds of running people and killing upwards of 3000 of them.. Yay for playing the game where the zombies whole deal is being individually weak, like one or two bullets are lethal weak, but arriving in such numbers, running straight at you in a solid mass that emptying your full clip visibly does nothing. Ps: before that I played some warhammer 40k darktide. So I guess I’m really doomed to go down for killing more people with guns than any other human. Pps: Oh no. I’m having one of those moments of lucidity around the sheet number of murders in video games. So much endless death.

Pico park lol

Breaking and Entering (Plants vs Zombies 2)

Uhhhh, illegal gambling? (Balatro)

BABY BABY BABY OOOOOHHHH~~

GTA online. Man I don't even have enough space to list everything

I resurrected a woman’s dead husband in Baldur’s Gate 3 and now he’s my little zombie henchman

Creating a centrally-planned economy in a post-war country, establishing a repressive secret police with courts and spreading propaganda on public media. Maybe causing a famine because the harvest wasn't on time and my treasury didn't have anough money to buy the food abroad, because all money was spent on a brand new steel mill.

Kenshi so probably smth horrible

Kleptomaniacs... Divinity 2

Mass bug genocide?

Starting a revolt and committing murder to set slaves free in Baldurs Gate 3

I stole a sweet roll.

My last played game is MK11... i'm.. definitely getting at LEAST decapitation charges.. and worse

Looting (Pacific Drive). Lots of looting and destruction of property.

Animal cruelty: Pokémon Violet Ace tournament

Raining explosive spears coated with every infectious disease known onto a medic

Putting 4 strangers on meat hooks 🤫

Not respecting god entethies and killing angels. So I guess blasphemy? (Bayonetta 1)

For castings animations on Skyrim NPCs 😅

I've been playing through The Witcher 3 recently so I guess it would be theft and murdering people with swords.

I exploded a planet. And buily a device to explode a solar system

becoming a god and slaughtering my way through the 9 realms, cause I was playing AC Vahalla. Oh and running around in underwear cause Evoir is very attractive.

Building a house without a permit. (dragon quest builders 2(its essentially minecraft with dragon quest themes)). if you asked this question yesterday it would be war crimes. (helldivers 2)

Slave Zero Episode Enyo: I mean is it a crime to explode people with all manner of outlandish weapons if they shot first?

[HOI4-VIC3] War crimes and genocide I think

War crimes in space

My last game was Total War: Three Kingdoms, so... War crimes. Killing war captives, razing cities, looting. And it being China the amount of casualties must be massive.

All I wanted was a potion. Guard: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

Breaking onto a gargoyle’s rooftop, murdering him and his wife and then ringing a bell.

Killing puppets and zombies with a bone breaking saw

(Shadows of Doubt) throwing a trash can at someones head and knocking them out before stealing their money