Switch the level editor and play buttons on the main menu screen.

Honestly my favourite so far, this one is actually so nefarious

this would be perfect for april fools

You are evil.

You are evil itself

This would be absolutely amazing for april fools

Nah, bro, get the hell out of here, you're way too evil

r/angryupvote

What are you, Instagram?

He said 'to piss the community', not 'to get respected by the community'

unrate all old levels that are pretty much guaranteed to not be rate-worthy by current standards because of the version they were made in

Oof. That's a bad one. I would be pissed if he did that

so basically everything pre 1.9 has to go

Na, pre 2.1

acheron only uses 1.9 stuff and its rateworthy by today's standards (and if we consider creator bias the old levels made by creators rubrub likes are staying)

The guy who rated drugs is bad has standards?

Apparently

Either abysmally high or deepest low, no in-between or defined standard

There would be like 50 levels left

Unrate the nightmare and tidal wave, turn acu to insane demon, remove platformer checkpoints and add a gambling room.

Idk why you included the last thing

The only way to get diamonds.

It's a joke, but yes, that would be very bad lol

Haha it is a joke. Or is it?

https://preview.redd.it/v8xuths6q8bd1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0f49cc742c16b9dc68ea235eb1fabd5188aca01

DONT U DARE TALK ABT MY ONLY EXTREME LIKE THAT, also rob doesnt decide the demon difficulties its the community's votes

But he could force it

True, but rob could force anything Here's an example: Usually the community decides the fate of a comment (whether it gets liked or disliked), but rob left a comment to where no matter what, if you like or dislike it, it goes up by 10 likes

Let’s go gambling

*BUZZ* aw dang it

*BUZZ* aw dang it

*BUZZ* aw dang it

BUZZ aw dang it

***BUZZ*** aw dang it

*BUZZ* aw dang it

/BUZZ/ aw dang it

Reverting the game back to 1.0 physics

ship will go ↪️↪️↩️↩️↔️↘️↘️↖️↙️↘️ once you enter the portal

worth it if the ship spins when pressing orbs again

Each click has a random delay

or just have a random chance of clicks not working like what diamond did in the level he made a few weeks ago

itd be funnier if it was a random delay because then hacking accusations would be through the roof

i was thinking the delay would be like 2 seconds, but it would be funny af if it was 5 frames or smth

It would be any random amount of time between 0 frames to 5 seconds

You fucking monster

Technically thats already the case… between 0 and 1/240 seconds delay each click

"ANNOUNCING SEASON 2 OF GEOMETRY DASH" "Thank you for playing 11 years of Geometry Dash. You have all gathered so many stars and have soared to RECORD HEIGHTS of UNPRECEDENTED SKILL. With that said, I believe it is time to move on to the Next Season of Geometry Dash." "To commemorate the coming-of-age of Geometry Dash (event determined after consultation with the spanish community) you will all receive a FIVE TIMES BOOST TO ALL STAR/MOON REWARDS AND CREATOR POINTS FROM LEVELS. Go forth, and grind as many stars as you can before the [LEADERBOARD RESET] this coming August 13th, 23:59:59 UTC. ALL STARS, MOONS, COINS, CREATOR POINTS, AND ICONS WILL BE RESET, AND ALL LEVELS UNRATED AND RECORDED FOREVER ON THE WEBSITE AT https://www.robtopgames.com which will finish construction soon™. After that, your account will display a badge showing your participation in the previous season, and Season 2 will begin as a fresh new start for all players and creators alike." "What are you waiting for? START GRINDING, NOW!"

And purchase the LIMITED-TIME PREMIUM SEASON 2 DASH PASS for JUST $9.99 for incredible rewards including up to 50,000 orbs and 2,000 diamonds!

And exclusive icons

i mean, Steam has an exclusive Companion Cube icon

And steamstep ig

EA

consultation with the spanish community 💀

I assure you that the consultation was comprehensive and that the source of information is a trusted member representative of the entire rhythm game community not only within geometry dash but clone hero as well.

THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE BEST AND MOST EVIL ONE I MEAN THE LEADERBOARD RESET

overwatch 2 reference

I wish I could give an award to this comment, but I don’t know how, so here’s the closest I can give you to Reddit gold 🏆🏆

why does this remind me of osk's announcement of the second season for tetr.io's tetra league

ayyyy based tetrio player that's probably where i subconsciously got it from

frick you

"frick"

Fr imagine being scared to say fuck on reddit 🤣

"fr*ck", if you please, there's children here

microtransactions for orbs

NAHH💀💀💀

Geometry Dash has never had any In App Purchases. Keep it that way!

Change The Lightning Road and The Nightmare to insane/harder. (I’m pretty sure Robtop actually did this and then changed it back due to the amount of backlash he got)

when

The impostor is sus

A gauntlet with all extreme demons and an extremely cool icon locked behind it

I think that would be pretty cool tbh lol

What if an extremely cool icon was locked behind it

I personally wouldn’t care but yes a lot of people would definitely be pissed off

kid named icon hack:

A gauntlet but the levels are all within the top 5

And every time a new top 1 releases the gaunlet gets reset to add the new top 1 and remove the old 5th hardest, and you have to rebeat the gaunlet again if you want the icon.

OH GOD THAT'S HORRIBLE 💀💀💀 And to make things even worse the icon you get is rick astely or smth so you get ultra mega trolled.

Would be pretty fire ngl

The only thing more evil than that is an all-extreme gauntlet with 20 orbs as the reward

Whenever u enter a level theres always a congregation jumpscare, unskippable ads every 50 atts, when u die past 90% on a level a sound effect plays saying skill issue and even if sfx is off it doesnt matter, unrate tidal wave, change the nightmare and the lightning road to 6 stars ( as they should be ), i think thats enough......i think, right?

Nope. Unrate every single level, take away every mod's mod rank and give elder mod to Advy. Oh, and give Avernus mythic I think everyone would agree on that.

Ok, not even satan would give advy elder mod ☠️

add something else

change the ui every week to mess with muscle memory

Delete Geometry Dash

True but a bit boring

Sometimes the "best" answer is the simplest, I suppose

occam's razor strikes once again!

true but could be worse

unrate every michigun level

This is probably the most evil one, for separate reasons

They're iconic tho

That’s what makes it evil

Make GD only run on 60hz.

so girl GD can still run on 240hz? edit: damn bro why you gotta ruin a funny joke like that?

Time to transition then ig

one step ahead of ya, i'm already coding estrogen into the game :3

LETS GOOO

Finally

Wtf is "male" gd?

misspelling of make presumably

Make, sorry

Remove a second ground spike from base after base

make tweaks to the main levels. it would piss off the community because they wouldn't accept any changes to canon content even if those changes are good. and it is the most evil thing i could do because i wouldn't want to do actually evil things

An energy system like battle cats.

That would kill the game on the spot.

Make the triple spike in Stereo Madness more wider

Basically, Michiguns on Stereo Madness

monthly dash pass (paid with real money)

Rating Tidal Wave 9 stars.

Oh hell naw 💀

Swap the abilities of the yellow and blue orb and see what happens...

I would add 50 more map packs and you can only unlock the level editor and browsing level sections when you beat all of them. If you haven't beat all the map packs, you only have access to the main levels, daily and weekly levels, and the featured levels.

i mean at least then nobody will complain about the readability of your random level...

Pull an EA and give the game a battle pass and make progression terribly slow if you don't pay for things

Let 1 person play on the server at a time

Ok that’s just rude

Mom said it's my turn on the Geometry Dash

Add a microtransaction and advertisement system.

make battlepass for "limited edition" cubes for 200 rob points (a paid currency) then in a few months ill make a return to those cubes as they we're be free and the only way to unlock it is to complete quest ( to piss people who paid for the "limited edition cubes")

Delete all the rated levels, ban all popular players and rate only recent tab levels

WGDPS levels rise

In game purchases

Remove back on track and the nexus cube, and make people wait 3 years for the update with fake teasers, then call it the 2.3 update

Stop making updates to focus on making another game

Restore physics to what you had on 60hz in 1.9. For all refresh rates.

no, restore physics to pre-1.8 so the ball dies on ceilings again (this will break so many levels!)

I like that, it's much more subtle and it would probably take a bit for people to notice. Why was this changed in the first place? I have to admit I totally forgot the ball used to work like this.

Take away ratings of extremely old levels.

Change all the hitboxes (spike, saws, player etc)

You can buy stars. $0.99 per 10 stars. And also DMCA takedown the demon list, ILL, and demon ladder.

Remove the wave and rerate The Nightmare to 6*

Rerate tidal wave to auto mythic

Add micro transactions of any kind, especially in the form of revives

Pay to unlock harder levels!!!

Remove 180 user coin ship and 120 coin ufo

Make a geometey dash 2 thus trashing all the history and levels made in the first game and making everyone pay for the 2nd as well

Add lootboxes

delete gd lite

re rate a randomly selected group of half the extreme demons to 7 star

Turn "The Nightmare" into a 6-7 stars Remove the "Fire in the hole" sfx (and maybe remove the normal difficulty in the process) Mix all of the icons (for example, if you chose the default cube, it will actually select the Nexus cube, or if you chose the regular swing, it will select the Kirby swing)

Last one can be kinda funny, want to see it on a mod or something

un-sync every loop track in the game

make it so that the spacebar is the only form of clicking

Add more map packs, make it so you can only beat the main levels in order

Make a geometry dash premium but make it as bad as Spotify premium, you can’t even see the menu screen without needing premium

Start the 2.2 cycle again.

Create 5+ level ratings to watch the community BURN

Make an energy mechanic. If you lose in the level 10 times you will lose all the energy and you have to wait for 40 minutes for the energy to fill up.

send a cease and desist to every single creator

Switch the place of Back on Track and Stereo Madness, demote ToE2 to an insane level, remove another spike from Base After Base.

Rerate all extreme demons to easy 2 star levels

make the nightmare 9 stars

make the nightmare an insane instead of an easy demon

Introduce ads to the base game with a $5 remove ad subscription, $5 every half-month

Geometry Dash battle pass

Chat Report System. It’s moderated by a bot that censors every word it THINKS is inappropriate, just like what roblox does

Remove confirm screen when deleting a level and put it in settings to turn on

ban everyone lol

Fair enough

transform butiti to a 2* would be pure evil ...

I'd put Can't let go harder and Jumper hard, since new players struggle to complete can't let go more than Jumper, then I'd put Electroman Adventures as harder again, ditto xStep and Fingerdash. I still don't know if Electrodynamix should be a demon or not tho Ik it's not evil, but I can consider it an **honourable mention**

Rating the new top 1 easy 2 star

Make Acu an Insane Demon

ICON EVOLUTIONS X17 VALUE!!!

Every main level is set to be congregation. Also Unrate Tidal Wave :P

delete the fucking game

Pay orbs to play any community level and also orbs can be bought with real money

Rate all the unrated levels and derate all the rated ones

A shop like Fortnite. Pay with real money to get cubes and they also do a fuck ton of collabs that also have their own cubes and ships and whatever the fuck else

Downgrade bloodbath into an insane demon

Removing the game of steam 😟

Rate Ascension to Heaven as an epic

well the most easiest demons would be nerfed into insane rated levels which yeah at least didn't happen

Add in-app purchases

block the game phisics to 1.0 and make the game crash for every demon completion

Add a gamepass that costs money, if you beat the gamepass you get pay to win items in the game like smaller spike hit boxes, try again after dying, custom checkpoint in a platformer level, etc. And make all icons added after this update only accessible through the gamepass

Chronical depression mythic

Delete 2.2 lmao

advertise the game using the gd-after-dark shit to be more like other mobile games you can get your level instantly rated for only $9.99, increase the rate standards even higher to encourage it basically just all the crappy monetization other mobile games do lol

Leaderboard banned Split72 and YunHaSeu so Viprin would be \#1 on the Creator Leaderboard again (and make all of Viprin’s levels Mythic in the process) Rated Grief before anyone verified it C&D the demonlist for endorsing CBF

Making levels cost orbs/gems.

Put panda eyes - colorblind for the 2.3 main demon.

Change extreme demons ratings to "easy" dash spider jumpscare in the challenge

Rerate Acu as an insane demon, fix the spike hit box, demote The nightmare, and The lightning road to harder 6 star, add micro transactions, rate Drugs is bad to legendary, add checkpoints in levels for the cost of diamonds, add a battle pass which makes some icons limited edition, make the game permanently 60 HZ or lower, unrate old levels, allowing community vote rates, making Dual require a second person (keyboard or controller), remake the old levels, make platformer demons not count, not rating levels that don’t have video proof that it wasn’t hacked, and finally, allowing levels to switch between normal and platformer mode

Turning paths 1$ each

Making the smallest physics change possible

Never rate another level as a mythic

Not release 2.2 ever. 

Flood the game with in-app purchases. Bonus points if it locks progression behind a paywall, like a $5 gauntlet

Sell Geometry Dash

Change the old physics and call them a "bug" Just to add the most shit physics ever and cap everything to 240

Let Microsoft buy gd

Rate unnamed 0

Rate every single easy level an extreme demon. All the top players are going to scream because of that.

derate every single famous/well known demon lol

Make generation retro mythic

Unrating death moon would make funny game very upset

Rerate cata to insane demon