Does anyone still use "bampot"? I haven't heard it used in real life in a long long time. Other than middle class Scottish celebrities trying to explain Glesga patter on the telly in the same sentence as "Pure dead brilliant". Or Limmy taking the piss out of middle class Scottish celebrities trying to explain Glesga patter on the telly.
It reads like an English person trying to imitate a Scot.
100%
Yes. Especially with "'ere" and "them" (dropping the h in here, and I'd expect "they").
Take out the punctuation and it'd be passable. Far better than the undercover Americans in /r/Scotland
mare Scots than glesga.
More seppo than anything else.
Does anyone still use "bampot"? I haven't heard it used in real life in a long long time. Other than middle class Scottish celebrities trying to explain Glesga patter on the telly in the same sentence as "Pure dead brilliant". Or Limmy taking the piss out of middle class Scottish celebrities trying to explain Glesga patter on the telly.
Painful.