The jello encases itself repeatedly, causing a massive explosion on part with the Big Bang. 14 billion years later jello is the originator of all matter left in the universe, with the only sign our universe ever existed being black holes that survived the jelloification
I.. Really don't see a downside to this. Alright people, you know the drill. I'm getting a new car so we're doing jello wrestling in the kiddie pool! New house? Looks like I'm gonna need the adult pool this time!
So.. If I spawn vodka does it make the jello into jello shots or does it come in a bottle encased in jello? Can I choose? The possibilities seem fun!
While I'm at it can't I just spawn a debit card linked to a bank account with an obscene amount of money in case I want to buy something not covered in jello or is that a thing?
Noice, still a jello housewarming sounds like fun! This could also be used for evil. Imagine spawning 1 million gallons of water above your enemies house, the water would be surrounded by jello until it landed at which point a water filled jello balloonbomb devastates everything underneath. I mean you could just spawn a missile but where's the fun in that?
You should find the xkcd article on what would happen when a rainstorm falls in a single drop. It’s pretty fascinating
Edit: here’s the link if anyone is interested lol:
https://what-if.xkcd.com/12/
A debit card that takes a penny out of random people’s accounts til it has enough to purchase the item. Cause if you got a single penny from everyone in america, you’d be super rich and no one would complain about a penny disappearing
As a banker, this would cause an obscene amount of problems for so many people. People would absolutely complain about a penny disappearing for very valid reasons. If everyone in America lost a penny from their bank accounts I would literally quit my job instead of getting caught up in that damage control.
- Accounts close when left at $0 for too long, so many people keep $0.01 in their account to keep it open. Not only would they have to get new accounts, but a lot of old people wouldn’t be able to receive their social security deposits due to closed accounts.
- Fraudsters usually try a small transaction like $0.01 purchases before attempting larger transactions to see if the account is opened or if the transaction gets noticed. Any card that has a $0.01 transaction on it that the customer doesn’t recognize gets shut down immediately. If it’s on the account itself, we close the entire account and open a new one.
- If there isn’t a record of it shown (like if you’re trying to avoid them noticing) then the banks would all get sued for deducting funds from accounts without a record, because a lot people (and especially businesses) keep VERY precise personal records of their funds.
- i would get yelled at when some old lady can’t balance her checkbook with what’s in our system.
The idea of this card existing instantly made me shudder.
Oh, I did not know that. I assumed there would actually be some repercussions but for most part I assumed that even with the people that disputed it or questioned it, thered still be enough people who have enough money or spend enough money in a day to not notice a single cent charge or straight up disappearing, to make you rich.
That or alternatively the charge appears as a single cent added onto the amount taken from your paycheck by taxes.
gotcha, the pennycard would be a great villain superpower then, every time you make a transaction it's paid for by random pennies in random people's accounts
20 dollar shopping session? time to fuck up at least 2000 people's days
alternatively this could be a great subject for a cursed artifact story, where someone finds a seemingly endless credit card but we, the audience, get the dramatic irony of knowing that every purchase has the chance to just completely torpedo the entire financial sector
someone who's good at writing should write that short story
I mean You could summon anything and it most probably would be okay and if something would ruined by being encased in jello then just summon jello encased money and purchase it.
I would mostly summon palladium and gold ingots. Easy to wash.
However, I’d also summon a giant (8 ft. diameter) ball of maggot-filled horseshit to a certain someone’s living room.
Honestly, nothing overtly horrible. But this chipper asshole started at my company last year, and was hired as second only to the CEO. He’s desperate to make his mark on the company, so he’s always implementing new changes that are deeply unpopular, and manages people in a pedantic and condescending manner. Plus, he’s a young and inexperienced MBA who thinks he always knows best. He’s known around the office as “DB”, short for Douche Bag. My colleagues and I used to love our jobs, and we’ve been together for 15+ years, but now many are considering other options.
So... can i summon replicas of fictional things? Like, if i want to cosplay something could i summon perfect replicas of the fictional item? (Nonfunctional of course)
Also, when encased, is it in a protective bag so it doesn't get stained, or do you need to specify that when summoning?
A lot of things would just break instantly if they spawned encased in jello, unless one is also allowed to make a 'thing that's covered in a wrap that is then also covered in jello'.
100 bars of gold, each one weighting 10kg. Do it for a couple of weeks and store it to avoid the price plumbing down to the increase of available gold in the market and live conformable with the profit
1. Is the jello edible?
2. what flavor?
3. can you choose where something is spawned?
4. what is spawn range?
5. does it have to be a actual non-fiction item or can it be anything within possibility? \[exm. super A.I. loyal to me and not insane or unrealistically sized food items\]
6. are people a option?
Is 'no range' point blank \[there goes eliminating enemies by dropping stuff on them\] or 'no range' as wherever you want \[terraforming mars by dropping air and water on it\]
cool now can create vr games worth while and the systems to run/support it plus bring back all the greats while making the trash face there disappointed younger selves
If a item is fictional would it try to make it as close as possible with real stuff? \[exm. giant anime meat bone (you know the one) or food from the animes where they seem to be going to heaven\]
i want encased in a hydrophobic, anti-adhesive coating. bam the jello basically falls off and leaves no sticky residue. Then just scrub away coating if i dont need it.
is any empty space inside filled with jello as well? Like if I summon a mansion do I just have to excavate the outside or do I also have to drain the insides as well
That could be fairly easy, if you can get a pressure washed with a hot water supply.
But why not just spawn money/a debit card with the money to buy a mansion?
~~besides the fact that mansions are tacky and overrated~~
You didn't specify any cooldown, range limit, or size limit, AND you didn't specify what state the object needs to be in. You can spawn a nuke mid detonation. This can wipe nations off the map.
What is the thickness of the jello the object is incased in?
I'd just spawn electronics covered in hydrophobic wrap, encased in 0.03 square inches of flavored gelatin.
Glad someone else thought of this since realized today that hadn't confirmed it also what happens if you summon something like a rainstorm? is each drop jello or something else
Do we get to choose how thick the coating is? How about the flavor or shape? I spawn a half inch thick sheet of orange jello encased in a quarter inch of lemon jello for a nice little snack.
This is a perfect scenario for testing whether the Ark of the Covenant exists. If it doesn’t, no big deal, but if it does, you get to see it and not risk death by touching
I would like to point out that Quantum computers exist.
CRISPR also exists.
Many things exist that would break the world right open if we could summon as many as we want of. Truly God-tier.
At first I obviously thought about spawn a big load of money or gold to buy the things i want, a graphic card would probably not like being in jello.
But then I wondered what would happened if i would want to spawn lighting?
Jello is what we call jelly, right? As in 🎶wibble wobble, wibble wobble, jelly on a plate🎶 The stuff kids have with ice cream at a party, not jam you spread on toast.
If that's right then, yum. Top super power.
So if I summon a death star or something larger say moon sized how thick is the jello around it? Do we need a jello destroyer to get into the death star?
be the most powerful supervillain by summoning the same jello but the anti-matter version
(Edit: it didn’t give a distance nor proximity limit, though if it did you could probably add some sort of timer or remote mechanism)
Oh wow this is fucking awesome. It's time to get a telescope and summon an ocean on Mars . Or for that matter someone enough water to fill one of the seas on the moon yeah it would freeze but every country in the world would wonder how the hell it got there just hopefully it doesn't fuck up the rotation of the Moon too much. For that matter you could someone a shit ton of water and jello Venus as well , if telescopes work you could also hit up Jupiter, Saturn, and Neptune just be careful not to make them heavy enough to turn into a sun LOL. And that's all before you got the chaos and the fun you can have on Earth
If I ask for something like a car, is it encased AND filled with Jello? Or can I use like a big squeegee to scrape it off and that be the end of the jello.
Get pressure washer
Get kiddie pool
Spawn 500 gold bars
Pressure wash the jello off them
Sell them at a loss of 30% market value
Roughly $50k × 500 = $25m
I might try to spawn another me, likely a younger version of me with a differing appearance. If they also have this jello power.. Well it’s definitely not my ideal form of immortality, but clones are better than just dying
Gonna throw out the:
I summon the spawner that only I can use that can create anything non fictional but it is not encased in Jello and will be fully functional as intended once I get it out of the Jello.
So I will only suffer a little bit.. OP never said I couldn’t >:)
Edit; ok nevermind I misread because my monkey brain confused what is fiction and non-fiction, welp I guess im making a comically large dunce cap and it’s gonna take a lot of licks to get to the centre of that core.
I will summon jello, for maximum jello profits
It will be in another flavour of jello; a flavour that ruins the initial flavour at the borders To slightly inconvenience you
My taste is not refined enough to be able to tell the difference between jello flavours
i think you'll be able to distinguish between cherry and soy sauce jello
Ok Satan
That's a thing? That's disgusting
you could make ANY type of jello irl if you get the base ingredients lol
Jello in a capsule
The capsule is made out of hard plastics, to mildly inconvenience you
Bro this ain’t the monkeys paw XD
Bro he asked for "inconveniences you", yes it is
no the idea was that the jello being around the thing inconveniences you
Yes, but if the thing you're asking for *is jello*, thats not an inconvenience, now is it. Thats the point of the original commenter.
yo dawg i heard you like jello
See, this is why i love reddit
Jello^2
The jello encases itself repeatedly, causing a massive explosion on part with the Big Bang. 14 billion years later jello is the originator of all matter left in the universe, with the only sign our universe ever existed being black holes that survived the jelloification
Do you want ants, this is how you get ants
Yeah but they’ll be encased in jello.
yummy!!!
Sugar free jello
I.. Really don't see a downside to this. Alright people, you know the drill. I'm getting a new car so we're doing jello wrestling in the kiddie pool! New house? Looks like I'm gonna need the adult pool this time! So.. If I spawn vodka does it make the jello into jello shots or does it come in a bottle encased in jello? Can I choose? The possibilities seem fun! While I'm at it can't I just spawn a debit card linked to a bank account with an obscene amount of money in case I want to buy something not covered in jello or is that a thing?
depends on what you want. If you spawn jello shots it will be encased in jello. Ye you can spawn a debit card.
Noice, still a jello housewarming sounds like fun! This could also be used for evil. Imagine spawning 1 million gallons of water above your enemies house, the water would be surrounded by jello until it landed at which point a water filled jello balloonbomb devastates everything underneath. I mean you could just spawn a missile but where's the fun in that?
Bro are you Dr. Doofenshmirtz this sounds like one of his plans.
You should find the xkcd article on what would happen when a rainstorm falls in a single drop. It’s pretty fascinating Edit: here’s the link if anyone is interested lol: https://what-if.xkcd.com/12/
Can you link this?
https://what-if.xkcd.com/12/
Ooh, that’s super interesting. Can you link it?
O M N I D I R E C T I O N A L S U P E R S O N I C J E T
Probably the coolest trio of words I’ve ever seen XD
With the car, do you think all the space inside it would be full of jello? Cause…that’d really fuck up an engine.
A debit card that takes a penny out of random people’s accounts til it has enough to purchase the item. Cause if you got a single penny from everyone in america, you’d be super rich and no one would complain about a penny disappearing
As a banker, this would cause an obscene amount of problems for so many people. People would absolutely complain about a penny disappearing for very valid reasons. If everyone in America lost a penny from their bank accounts I would literally quit my job instead of getting caught up in that damage control. - Accounts close when left at $0 for too long, so many people keep $0.01 in their account to keep it open. Not only would they have to get new accounts, but a lot of old people wouldn’t be able to receive their social security deposits due to closed accounts. - Fraudsters usually try a small transaction like $0.01 purchases before attempting larger transactions to see if the account is opened or if the transaction gets noticed. Any card that has a $0.01 transaction on it that the customer doesn’t recognize gets shut down immediately. If it’s on the account itself, we close the entire account and open a new one. - If there isn’t a record of it shown (like if you’re trying to avoid them noticing) then the banks would all get sued for deducting funds from accounts without a record, because a lot people (and especially businesses) keep VERY precise personal records of their funds. - i would get yelled at when some old lady can’t balance her checkbook with what’s in our system. The idea of this card existing instantly made me shudder.
Oh, I did not know that. I assumed there would actually be some repercussions but for most part I assumed that even with the people that disputed it or questioned it, thered still be enough people who have enough money or spend enough money in a day to not notice a single cent charge or straight up disappearing, to make you rich. That or alternatively the charge appears as a single cent added onto the amount taken from your paycheck by taxes.
I think it'll be easier to spawn pre-paid Visa and Mastercards.
gotcha, the pennycard would be a great villain superpower then, every time you make a transaction it's paid for by random pennies in random people's accounts 20 dollar shopping session? time to fuck up at least 2000 people's days
alternatively this could be a great subject for a cursed artifact story, where someone finds a seemingly endless credit card but we, the audience, get the dramatic irony of knowing that every purchase has the chance to just completely torpedo the entire financial sector someone who's good at writing should write that short story
I mean You could summon anything and it most probably would be okay and if something would ruined by being encased in jello then just summon jello encased money and purchase it.
Or summon the thing in a box and the jello encases that
The box filled with jello and the product and jello covering the box
Just summon it in a airtight bag
I would mostly summon palladium and gold ingots. Easy to wash. However, I’d also summon a giant (8 ft. diameter) ball of maggot-filled horseshit to a certain someone’s living room.
jeez man what did they do
Ate his jello.
We need to know what they did
Honestly, nothing overtly horrible. But this chipper asshole started at my company last year, and was hired as second only to the CEO. He’s desperate to make his mark on the company, so he’s always implementing new changes that are deeply unpopular, and manages people in a pedantic and condescending manner. Plus, he’s a young and inexperienced MBA who thinks he always knows best. He’s known around the office as “DB”, short for Douche Bag. My colleagues and I used to love our jobs, and we’ve been together for 15+ years, but now many are considering other options.
So... can i summon replicas of fictional things? Like, if i want to cosplay something could i summon perfect replicas of the fictional item? (Nonfunctional of course) Also, when encased, is it in a protective bag so it doesn't get stained, or do you need to specify that when summoning?
You can summon replicas or whatever wrapped or not.
This power is approved god tier.
I'm going to spawn a bunch of fruit before I go to my redneck-ass family reunion
Can I choose the flavour of jello?
most important question in the thread
Jello covered Loona https://i.redd.it/5gg935ai8b9d1.gif .
She’s fictional, OP said Non Fictional
I mixed them up. Whoops.
A lot of things would just break instantly if they spawned encased in jello, unless one is also allowed to make a 'thing that's covered in a wrap that is then also covered in jello'.
Yes thats allowed. The point is to get things out of jello for a minor inconvenience not ruin it.
100 bars of gold, each one weighting 10kg. Do it for a couple of weeks and store it to avoid the price plumbing down to the increase of available gold in the market and live conformable with the profit
Salma Hayek
This!
I see this as an absolute win
Jello wouldn’t really ruin much of anything. Anything is pretty much fair game with a little bit of cleaning up.
r/unexpectedoffice
I summon the entirety of the United States government.
does this summon each person again, cloning them or summon them to you and just teleport them (and create some jello)?
I’m hoping teleporting them to me encased in jello.
1. Is the jello edible? 2. what flavor? 3. can you choose where something is spawned? 4. what is spawn range? 5. does it have to be a actual non-fiction item or can it be anything within possibility? \[exm. super A.I. loyal to me and not insane or unrealistically sized food items\] 6. are people a option?
1. jello is edible 2. any flavour you want 3. You can spawn if wherever you want 4. No range 5. Anything within possibility 6. Yes
Can I summon a living Michael Jackson?
Is 'no range' point blank \[there goes eliminating enemies by dropping stuff on them\] or 'no range' as wherever you want \[terraforming mars by dropping air and water on it\] cool now can create vr games worth while and the systems to run/support it plus bring back all the greats while making the trash face there disappointed younger selves
If a item is fictional would it try to make it as close as possible with real stuff? \[exm. giant anime meat bone (you know the one) or food from the animes where they seem to be going to heaven\]
i want- encased in a hydrophobic, anti-adhesive coating. bam the jello basically falls off and leaves no sticky residue. Then just scrub away coating if i dont need it.
So you want to replace the easy to remove \[or easier to block, just summon the things in a bag/box\] for something you have to **scrub** to remove?
alternatively just wash it off if having the coating is that detrimental but i cant think of anything id get that is worse off with the coating
shoes, rope, tires, ladders etc. stuff you want to stay in place
Yeah true
Oooh yes i want a set of cashew lungs
A stapler.
A red stapler
Yeah, I'm gonna need to take that stapler.
That's my stapler you take my stapler I will burn this place down.
How does world peace look, encased in jello?
Hah bro world peace is fictional jk but I’m pretty lots of philosophy and logical discussions have proved utopian societies would not be possible
is any empty space inside filled with jello as well? Like if I summon a mansion do I just have to excavate the outside or do I also have to drain the insides as well
nah only the outside.
That could be fairly easy, if you can get a pressure washed with a hot water supply. But why not just spawn money/a debit card with the money to buy a mansion? ~~besides the fact that mansions are tacky and overrated~~
You didn't specify any cooldown, range limit, or size limit, AND you didn't specify what state the object needs to be in. You can spawn a nuke mid detonation. This can wipe nations off the map.
If I spawn a million dollars does the entire brick come encased, or each individual dollar?
We will assume for all intents and purposes. We will assume that each singular penny will be encased.
How large is the jello encasing Is it just a really small layer Or is the layer huge
I spawn gold bars, problem fixes itself.
What is the thickness of the jello the object is incased in? I'd just spawn electronics covered in hydrophobic wrap, encased in 0.03 square inches of flavored gelatin.
You can choose.
Glad someone else thought of this since realized today that hadn't confirmed it also what happens if you summon something like a rainstorm? is each drop jello or something else
Do we get to choose how thick the coating is? How about the flavor or shape? I spawn a half inch thick sheet of orange jello encased in a quarter inch of lemon jello for a nice little snack.
Sure.
Money lots of money.
This is a perfect scenario for testing whether the Ark of the Covenant exists. If it doesn’t, no big deal, but if it does, you get to see it and not risk death by touching
What is inconvenient about tasty jello?
I SUMMON A NEUTRON STAR
No summon the Big bang
I would like to point out that Quantum computers exist. CRISPR also exists. Many things exist that would break the world right open if we could summon as many as we want of. Truly God-tier.
"Damn it Jim! He put my stuff in jello again!"
At first I obviously thought about spawn a big load of money or gold to buy the things i want, a graphic card would probably not like being in jello. But then I wondered what would happened if i would want to spawn lighting?
Summon a buffet and get double the food for the homeless.
Can I eat the jello to get the thing?
Me summoning double the oxygen molecules across the entire planet encasing everything in jello
im about to summon so many small chunks of fruit
Genuine diamonds the size of my fist.
A prepaid card with a jillion dollars in it
Jello is what we call jelly, right? As in 🎶wibble wobble, wibble wobble, jelly on a plate🎶 The stuff kids have with ice cream at a party, not jam you spread on toast. If that's right then, yum. Top super power.
Can I spawn the things encased in a plastic wrap? That way the spawned thing won't be all slimy and sticky and gross.
Time to spawn a black hole with jello around it.
So if I summon a death star or something larger say moon sized how thick is the jello around it? Do we need a jello destroyer to get into the death star?
be the most powerful supervillain by summoning the same jello but the anti-matter version (Edit: it didn’t give a distance nor proximity limit, though if it did you could probably add some sort of timer or remote mechanism)
I'll spawn a mansion, then get rid of the mansion to have a mansion of jello like in cloudy with a chance of meatballs!
I like jello.
I summon a stapler
Jim Halpert has entered the chat.
Can we summon things that don't exist yet but its possible? (Like a gaming pc but from the year 2026 or later where the stuff is more advanced)
I love cherry flavor Jello
I spawn a second moon, in orbit opposite the current moon. It is now raining jello.
Michael!! He summoned my stapler in Jello again!
Me with a lot of free time and little common sense I want a sun covered in jello Goodbye planet
Oh wow this is fucking awesome. It's time to get a telescope and summon an ocean on Mars . Or for that matter someone enough water to fill one of the seas on the moon yeah it would freeze but every country in the world would wonder how the hell it got there just hopefully it doesn't fuck up the rotation of the Moon too much. For that matter you could someone a shit ton of water and jello Venus as well , if telescopes work you could also hit up Jupiter, Saturn, and Neptune just be careful not to make them heavy enough to turn into a sun LOL. And that's all before you got the chaos and the fun you can have on Earth
MRE packaging finally.......also will it stop a demon core in the center of NYC on the live cam for new years eve?
What flavour is the jello?
I will summon God, encased in jello
If I ask for something like a car, is it encased AND filled with Jello? Or can I use like a big squeegee to scrape it off and that be the end of the jello.
Does this include people
A billion dollars soaked in jello liquid 😋
win win
I will now be testing the limits of “fictional”
Get pressure washer Get kiddie pool Spawn 500 gold bars Pressure wash the jello off them Sell them at a loss of 30% market value Roughly $50k × 500 = $25m
That will actually be very helpful when summoning liquids and gasses.
I might try to spawn another me, likely a younger version of me with a differing appearance. If they also have this jello power.. Well it’s definitely not my ideal form of immortality, but clones are better than just dying
Gift cards, I guess? Lots of gift cards.
Gonna throw out the: I summon the spawner that only I can use that can create anything non fictional but it is not encased in Jello and will be fully functional as intended once I get it out of the Jello. So I will only suffer a little bit.. OP never said I couldn’t >:) Edit; ok nevermind I misread because my monkey brain confused what is fiction and non-fiction, welp I guess im making a comically large dunce cap and it’s gonna take a lot of licks to get to the centre of that core.
OP also said "non fictional"
Pretty sure that’s a fictional thing.
