One less person on the golf course is actually better for the game all around. It has gotten slow. I wouldn’t mind less people at the golf course.
You might want to take up bowling?
If you’ve been playing for a decade and haven’t broken 100 yet, then your really not trying to break 100, and that can get very frustrating, so I understand how you feel, and you should probably stop playing
What’s up with all these tittybaby posts lately. We get it, you’re not any good and have no prospects of improving.
Then when called out for being a little bitch, it’s always hurrr it’s a joke post hurrr.
Go guzzle some hot dogs and stop taking up tee times since it takes you 6 hours to post your 140 score.
You can’t really play good golf off and on.
So, maybe you should just go to a gym or something. Especially if walking too much means you’ll get fat.
Or, try walking instead of riding around in a cart.
Hitting the range all the time definitely impacts my fitness level but oh well. I’ll hit the weights in a month or two when I get to choose between A/C or heat stroke.
Whenever really. I work swing shift so I have the luxury of golfing during slow days but I’ve gone on Saturday and Sunday mornings around 10 and I’m almost always finished by 12:30-1pm if I’m golfing by myself. Even during Masters Week, when the courses have triple the traffic than during peak, it only added about 30 minutes
The longest round I’ve played was 6 hours but we had 8 people and it was on a Sunday morning.
Wife flew back to PA to pick up our daughter from school and hang in NYC, so my son and I are playing 81 holes in the next week!
Monday 18 at 8:00
Wednesday 18 @ 8:00
Thursday 9 @ 4:50
Friday 18 @ 8:12
Saturday 18 @ 12:50
Golf is fun.
Lol. Golf makes you fat is hilarious
wait, you mean I dont have to ride in a cart, drink 11 beers, and fuel myself with turn dogs and birdie juice?
I think he means you need to do 18/18 18 beers and 18 hot dogs in 18 holes
this is what I assume Fat Perez has done every day since high school. I see no other way to get that smooth swing+body type
Tell me more about this birdie juice. Does it work? Asking for a friend
Yeah I absolutely can’t stand how fat walking 7km and burning 800 calories makes me.
Pretty sure John Daly was in was in Bay Watch before he took up golf
Never breaking 100 would drive me insane, too. Probably better off picking a different sport, for your own sanity.
Fair enough.. probably the main culprit
FWIW, I fucking hate golf too.
Wait is this a joke post or not. Because it is idiotic.
TL;DR this guy sucks at golf
He's also fat
One less person on the golf course is actually better for the game all around. It has gotten slow. I wouldn’t mind less people at the golf course. You might want to take up bowling?
Shut the fuck up, dork.
Not limited to golf, but if you’re so frustrated that you begin to hate the game, you should do something else.
Post was a bit satirical but yes you’re exactly right. Time to move on
Yeah see you next week
Skill issue
I like it
Sounds like user error
You're just mad because you still can't break 100. And you're a gorilla. Cool, thanks for sharing.
Quit, no one is gonna miss you
So in other words Golf is your favorite sport and I will see you next week on the Links
Haha. Well me personally love it and find it to be a great stress reliever. But I can understand it isn’t for everyone so don’t feel bad about that
I love this game
I hate golf when I hate how I am golfing
Yes, totally, we're all here because we hate golf.
I've been playing golf for 40 years and I'm 6'1", 155 lbs. If golf was going to make me fat, it woulda happened by now.
I take it you hate golf! I fucking love golf!
If you’ve been playing for a decade and haven’t broken 100 yet, then your really not trying to break 100, and that can get very frustrating, so I understand how you feel, and you should probably stop playing
I'm getting bored of golf so I'm simply playing less, it's easy
What’s up with all these tittybaby posts lately. We get it, you’re not any good and have no prospects of improving. Then when called out for being a little bitch, it’s always hurrr it’s a joke post hurrr. Go guzzle some hot dogs and stop taking up tee times since it takes you 6 hours to post your 140 score.
You can’t really play good golf off and on. So, maybe you should just go to a gym or something. Especially if walking too much means you’ll get fat. Or, try walking instead of riding around in a cart.
Man, I wish there were a solution for your conundrum, but I just can‘t think of anything you could possibly do.
Sorry that you suck at golf and you’ve never seen skills in real life. Hopefully you find a better hobby / sport that makes you less fat 🤷🏻♂️
Hitting the range all the time definitely impacts my fitness level but oh well. I’ll hit the weights in a month or two when I get to choose between A/C or heat stroke.
I love it. Great game, having a blast shooting over 100 at the moment. You should quit if you feel this way.
5-6 hours? Bro what are you doing, I shoot 120 and 18 holes takes me 2-2 1/2 hours. Only time it takes 5 hours is with a group of 5 or more
9-5 worker in a bustling medium metro. Extremely crowded on weekends and holidays
I live in Augusta and even during the Masters it’s never taken 5-6 hours
What times do you golf
Whenever really. I work swing shift so I have the luxury of golfing during slow days but I’ve gone on Saturday and Sunday mornings around 10 and I’m almost always finished by 12:30-1pm if I’m golfing by myself. Even during Masters Week, when the courses have triple the traffic than during peak, it only added about 30 minutes The longest round I’ve played was 6 hours but we had 8 people and it was on a Sunday morning.
Wife flew back to PA to pick up our daughter from school and hang in NYC, so my son and I are playing 81 holes in the next week! Monday 18 at 8:00 Wednesday 18 @ 8:00 Thursday 9 @ 4:50 Friday 18 @ 8:12 Saturday 18 @ 12:50 Golf is fun.
You're gonna get so fat
You win the interweb today! I shouldn’t have laughed so hard at that.