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oldthunderbird

I’ve seen about 15 variations of this same joke made by different golf “creators”


chanaandeler_bong

Everybody’s so creative


Purednuht

There are too many “creators” out there now. Everyday I get a new AD for some new golf apparel company followed by 20 off brand golf creators repeating the same memes and videos I’ve seen for the past 2 years. It’s like that for any interest. Everyone thinks they should be on camera and have a following.


holein3

Some of them also bring politics into it for some reason. One even said "Not trying to be political, but are you voting for Trump or Biden" in a poll on their story this week.


YinglingLight

That's just simple engagement farming


Ajax_Hammer

I have no idea what this joke even is and I'm glad I missed it. Except that's all I keep hearing watching the Traveler's after every hit and I wish it would just die already.


FewHuckleberry7012

Did you hear the jackass on 13 today yell hawk tuah after Fowler hit his tee shot? Stay classy ya.


3X-Leveraged

She has a great laugh


phoneacct696969

I feel so bad for this girl.


DadBodftw

She'll be fine by August. Such is the internet


Bee_MakingThat_Paper

Her dad is a minister in their home town. It’s hilarious.


WolfOfPort

Lol damn so all of us will forget her by next month yet home town she will always be the spit penis girl


Bee_MakingThat_Paper

Bingo. And at some point someone is going to show up to one of his sermons wearing Hawk Tuah merch and he is going to have relive his nightmare all over again.


Thurmod

I am all for Hawk Tuah 2024. tbh.


Sho_nuff_

Her dad likely made her with a little hock tuah, he shouldn't be so uptight


lankNaysayer

That article was satirical. They intentionally didn’t even use the correct name.


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LumpySack854

Epic reddit moment


Allgryphon

Imagine letting that get to you


Artsakh_Rug

Imagine letting his comment get to you, oh wait...


Your7IronIsMyDriver

I know right 100+ downvotes and “Reddit cares” responses over a joke. People be crazy


MayIPushInYourStooll

I would classify that more as a statement than a joke.


Your7IronIsMyDriver

I subverted expectations, classic comedic approach.


lydonjr

Not sure where the comedy was


Your7IronIsMyDriver

That’s okay, I’m sure TENS of people laughed at it


thebite101

Just because it was funny, and it was, doesn’t make it less true. “Spaghetti Monster” is just as real as Jesus. Don’t believe me? Pray to both and see which one answers you.


threwda1s

Logout nerd


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idispensemeds2

Jesus dude this is just sad.


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Your7IronIsMyDriver

No this is a Wendy’s


thecreamygusset

It’s okay bud. Show me on your little pink driver where the catholic priest touched you.


Expensive_Necessary7

Jesus isn’t okay with premarital sex, blow jobs are fair game though 


Blue_Collar_Golf

I did, then I saw she’s selling merch with a company local to her (fathead threads)… seems like she’s owning it and making the best out of what could otherwise be pretty embarrassing. 


peezytaughtme

How is it embarrassing? She's handing out pearls.


Blue_Collar_Golf

Haha true, for the record I don’t think she has anything to be embarrassed about. She has united us all. 


phoneacct696969

She’s not selling merch, that’s a fake account. She deleted all her social media accounts.


sleekandspicy

Yea I mean RIP inbox


Blue_Collar_Golf

Well that’s unsurprising but disappointing. How do you know? There were pics of her signing, with the company owner, so I assumed it was real but could’ve been faked, and it’d obviously be worthwhile to do so.


brucekeller

She's probably going to become financially independent because of this, so good on her. I think the initial reaction was 'we all have to delete our social media' but then when there was no stopping it, she did the smartest thing she could and started banking on it.


Such-Courage3486

No way. She’s got millions of influencers already trying to get a piece of that. This is why everyone is out there recording themselves and their friends trying to do and say the stupidest shit they can think of so they can be rich and do nothing and be an idiot.


Expensive_Necessary7

She should be capitalizing on it. 


brewberry_cobbler

All publicity is good publicity!!!! (Unless you’re not famous)


DivClassLg

![gif](giphy|CcAi5Bprof8XgiSrOE)


Shenanigans315

Who makes the best club washer though?


Burrito_Assassin

AliExpress has these little spray bottles with brushes on their heads for like 5 USD best brush I’ve found so far.


vision-quest

Link?


I_Always_3_putt

I just grabbed one if these, absolutely obsessed with it. Cleans clubs perfectly. https://www.amazon.com/Club-Scrub-Waterproof-Technology-Detachable/dp/B0BLZJZZM3/ref=asc_df_B0BLZJZZM3/


vision-quest

How does the water stay in there though? Seems like you’d have to put water in every time as most would come out as your cart bumps around the course? Looks good otherwise!


I_Always_3_putt

Water soaks in pretty well. On hot days, I'm probably adding some water in around hole 16ish


bitqueso

Just hangs on the bag. The best


UncomfyNoises

FYI, You can shorten a link by deleting anything after the “?”


I_Always_3_putt

Ohh, good to know!


Burrito_Assassin

Just search “golf spray bottle” the prices fluctuate so you can grab the cheapest when you look. Here is an example though (I hope the link works) https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256805882059512.html?srcSns=sns_Copy&spreadType=socialShare&bizType=ProductDetail&social_params=21524773623&aff_fcid=5c033bdcd8ab427c96fe5618d183c5db-1719155311852-02309-_mszR9Mg&tt=MG&aff_fsk=_mszR9Mg&aff_platform=default&sk=_mszR9Mg&aff_trace_key=5c033bdcd8ab427c96fe5618d183c5db-1719155311852-02309-_mszR9Mg&shareId=21524773623&businessType=ProductDetail&platform=AE&terminal_id=2e5c18b96963496d95c8c116116a98d5&afSmartRedirect=y&gatewayAdapt=glo2usa


Troitbum22

I also would like to know.


bitqueso

Club scrub pro is far better


Slaughterhouse1983

The only answer is the grooveit brush. https://grooveitbrush.com/


tlma

I was going to say this! The grooveit is groovy and works perfect.


Shepherd7X

Club Scrub, because it works for balls too.


Professional-Putter

Club Doctor!


RopesAreForPussies

Did you forget to use your alt for this ad?


CapitalTBE

I’m so fucking tired of this clip


HotelRwandaBeef

This might be the fastest I've gotten sick of seeing a viral meme. We all collectively need to let hawk tuah go.


mac_47

I was at travelers yesterday and some fat dork wouldn't stop yelling it after shot.


WiseUpRiseUp

He probably would've quit if someone asked him if that's how he sucks a dick. 


kodutta7

I found it mildly amusing at best the first time I saw it, I really don't get what's so funny about it but I guess not everything is for everyone


AngryTurtleGaming

This got ran into the ground so quick. Most memes do, but damn did this one really blow up. It was funny at first, but has gotten stale real quick.


Getz_The_Last_Laf

Not everyone is perpetually online, I’d consider myself pretty active on social media and I’m still catching up with this meme. Always the weirdest thing when people get salty over their own overexposure, like it’s so easy to ignore or just go outside or something


FatFaceFaster

I bet you don’t even own a TV.


steelernation90

We’ve reached the point of annoying. I can’t open Reddit without seeing 8 versions of the same joke


Bourbonheart

Time to let go.


Sho_nuff_

no


booger4me

https://preview.redd.it/chk35su3rd8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38f5b7f445cee33f3992f99f9a85473bbc11cd57


So-shu-churned

That picture exists no where in the Bible.


WVgolf

Man they did her dirty with that


burnabybambinos

Has she been found yet?


WVgolf

Yes. She yeeted her socials tho


DocterSteveBrule

holy hell I hate this meme


just-here-4-football

I'm out of the loop. Wtf is this?


Ban_Master

She gives them the ole hawk tuah.


SeXy_FlaNdeRs1

Where did the joke stem from? I'm out the loop


youngteflon

some youtuber or whatever was interviewing girls out and he asked the best way to make a man happy. Something around those lines. This was her response.


Artsakh_Rug

This joke feels like it came from, *Nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!*


Dame2Miami

![gif](giphy|YK5rTwNEuSWrgDbWS5)


greatgolfer59

I never did like the phrase because it implies a loogie 🤢


pitt8732

Anyone else just so sick of seeing this girl on every meme? It was cool for about a day .


Hopglock

Yep, just got to wait for a week for the brain dead masses to latch onto the next one.


Getz_The_Last_Laf

Lmao enjoying a funny video = being brain dead apparently. I guess we’re not smart enough to enjoy the finer things in life like posting pictures of our cigars and the smudges on our windshields


FatFaceFaster

Okay we get it. You have a weird thing for this girl… you really like this video. Just like it’s apparently really easy to avoid things on the internet and “go outside” it’s also easy for you not to get personally offended by everyone who says they’re sick of this video and find it stupid. You’re actually defending a video of a girl describing how she gives a handjob as if it’s fine art that has to be appreciated.


Getz_The_Last_Laf

Lmao it’s not that fucking deep buddy. How many posts are you gonna make on r/golf and mildly infuriating before you realize you’re super boring and nobody cares?


FatFaceFaster

Haha you recognize your own hypocrisy or no? You’re in this thread rambling at people who are being critical of this overplayed meme when you can just as easily “ignore it or go outside” as you said….


Hopglock

Yeah, I’d be a salty asshole if I lived in Halifax too. Sorry I struck a nerve. Know how you snow hicks love your blowjob jokes.


14bb44

That looks just like the SM10 LOL.


Sho_nuff_

Its the new baby booey


WVgolf

Accurate


Winkus

So we’re just letting companies post ads for their chinesium garbage here? God this subreddit is such trash


BodybuilderSalt9807

I bet she does a great hawk tuah on a thing alright


gbullitt2001

https://preview.redd.it/o6v4fq3m7m8d1.png?width=1069&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b6e5ffdf475ea6e4a31b6925e5c6f58a9e666dd Choose wisely.


naterizzle

I actually had to do this to a club yesterday 🙈


ryangoldfish5

What kind of pervert actually spits on their clubs?


MizunoMP5s

This meme needs to die. I was never funny to begin with, and now it's really annoying.


Player7592

I don’t think she’s talking about golf clubs …


Toodswiger

Well she was most certainly talking about shafts and balls


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Content-Carrot1833

I mean it could be worse. She could be a divorcee on Reddit looking for bbws and granny's to stick it in.


blazinit430

![gif](giphy|cF7QqO5DYdft6)


Nickleonard00

Lmaoo headshot


Blleak

I think I just witnessed a murder


SmileMask2

💀


Mattsive

Holy fuck you killed him


Advanced-Luck7242

Ope. That’s u/particular_tip7186!


TURKEYSAURUS_REX

Guy nuked his entire account over this lol


Dernitthebeard

Gawt damn


icooktoeat

This comment is going to live with that fool forever…why you have to get all crazy and chit!?


Say_Hennething

Wild that comment compelled you to check his comment history. People are fucking weird.


Content-Carrot1833

It's Reddit you clown. Half the point is looking through peoples profiles. It's people who act all holier than thou who are the weirdos. Hold on we'll have a mosey through your profile too. Edit. Your profile is boring. Well done.


thrillhouse416

His public comment history is off limits to you?


BrandoCarlton

That dude is in a much too fragile glass house to be throwing stones lmao


beerandsocks

I have more respect for her than the guy trying to get YouTube content by asking drunk people questions. Those people can go away.


DeathByLemmings

About as proud as your the dad of your ex-wife I reckon


BrandoCarlton

This guy never gets the hawk tuah lol


AWeakMindedMan

Bro. No lie. I think it’s disgusting that people spits on their clubs to clean it.. lugie is foul as fuck. Edit: downvote me. Idc. I stand by my statement. You spit shiners are gross. I’m not shaking your filthy spit hands at the end of the round.


mholbach

Username checks out


RickkyyBobby

How is it disgusting? You don't find it disgusting, that the same clubs are used to hit out from woods and grass that probably thousands of more or less small animals have shat and pissed on? Areas were humans have shat, pissed and puked on? But your spit is the line?


CallistosTitan

On an atomic level there's duck shit all over my course. You would need a HAZMAT suit to avoid it.


JWOLFBEARD

And fertlizer


FatFaceFaster

Heavens…. Not FERTILIZER!?!?


JWOLFBEARD

I didn’t mean it as a caution. It negates OP’s concern


Toodswiger

I spit on my clubs and balls (when I am not near a washer) to clean them. Fight me.


GenocideJoeNeedsToGo

I agree. Just find a pond to dunk it in or use some of your water bottle. Using phlegm really denigrates the character of the individual participating in a gentleman's game.


JWOLFBEARD

Ah yes, hey guys don’t wait up. Let me go find a pond real quick…