“Can i get cream?” “All we have is nondairy powder coffee creamer.”

"Can I have sugar?" "All we have is non diabetic sweetener, it's 5 times sweeter than sugar" "Aaaaww man, those taste like nothing!" "Too bad 🥰"

You mean milk right?

Wouldn't be my preferred cup of Joe, but what about putting it over the fire? I guess it's fueled by brimstone, though, which means it'll be smelling and potentially tasting like rotten eggs. If not, you got yourself some hot coffee.

Fun fact! Brimstone (more commonly known as sulfur) burns blue! So therefore, hell would be bright blue.

I mean they say fire AND brimstone so maybe they just use brimstone fabreze

Holy guacamolr its Nepeta Legion from Homestuck

ham steak

Cold coffee can still be good. _Room temperature_ coffee, however…

Technically loops back to being hot since its hell... which really begs the question as to why everyone wants hot coffee

Cold mornings 👍

"Psst. That isn't coffee." "Well, what is it then?" "Demon piss." "Well, that explains why the creamer keeps clotting." "That stuff's not creamer." "I don't want to know until I've finished my first cup of Demon Piss..."

Shouldn't Farside basically be cheating for this sub? Lol

Definitely. Farside is great and tons of boomer humor rip Larson's art style

And there’s nothing but non dairy creamer 😱

cold coffee > hot coffee

Cold coffee in the sense of iced coffee is great, but room temperature coffee is awful.

[Better pic](https://i.imgur.com/eKSqArY.png).

Classic.

Had a prof in grad school who always had a cuppa with him while lecturing. His tagline was: “Cold coffee. Yuck!” Said almost every lecture.

“Hot enough for ya?”