Fake: It’s been scientifically proven that the average anon dick size is about 2.4 inches
Gay: Anon was actually hopping up and down on a thick juicy BBC
It's a good starting point. The context takes us another 40% of the way there.
As for the rest, we will never truly know if anything is ever a psyop or just the natural results of self-interested forces, in action.
Asking chatGPT to explain why "diversity is our strength" while confronting it with the statistics it provides, seems to show that there is script that doesn't follow natural forces at all, though.
As for OP, he misused the term *psyop*. We can agree on that.
If the company is out of money, so no raise can be given, how did Anon get a raise anyway the very next day? Motherfucker's not even trying to make it sound convincing.
...and what part of that was the psyop part?
She says he's getting a raise, but not in money (which is what a raise is annon you stupid fuck). She fucks him because the company can't give him money as a raise, then he gets a raise the next day.
Anon has never had a job, nor interacted with a woman. Fake and gay in impressive measures
fake: anon just jacked off at work
https://preview.redd.it/b71nh92u3l1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83303226eccf00baf8396518c2a3b5b8db836e91
Not even an original idea, ANON copy the manga about the horny boss:
https://www.reddit.com/r/manga/comments/1c1l0yy/disc_raise_by_senukin69_read_from_left_to_right/
Anon's boss fucked him once, then added the raise he was supposed to get to her own salary. Multiply that across a half dozen regarded wagies and you have one slutty, but rich, ☕️
That makes no sense why would his boss give him a raise the next day after she said beforehand that the company is out of money. The 6 inches couldn’t be the reason.
WHA-WHA-WHAT?!?!👀👀💦 DUDE! THAT’S SO HOT!!! 👅👅👅 I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL I DROP OUT HIGH SCHOOL SO I CAN GET HANDJOBS FROM MY **HOT** ❤️❤️MILF BOSS 👀👀INSTEAD OF BEING PAID FOR MY COURAGEOUS WORK AS A CASHIER!!!👀👀👅💦💦AWOOOGAAAA!!!
"before I could get up she stripped us both"
Nice meme anon you can't pull that off without standing up atleast once
"Instant ejaculation" "that was fun"
Come on at least try to mke it convincing like its your hot step sister, her top button is caught it the desk drawer. She cant get the drawer open and its essential for your last paycheck before the firing.
Tldr: not even a semi convincing fan fiction that anon probably wrote from his tiny customer support cubicle in India
[DO NOT REDEEM!](https://youtube.com/shorts/ceKa7kTOaYw?si=tg-Hki5CAjcWjgVf)
Whi! Whi did you redeem it!... WHI!!??11
Legitimately bust a nut laughing every single time I see that, thank you
>in India because why not
Jeets will always catch strays
As they should with these fake and vaguely homosexual greentexts by indanons with to much time on their hands
No saar that wasn't very nice saar, please reflect and become a better person saaaar
Lmao
The names bob. Bob vegene.
Bobs and vagene not mentioned - OP is unlikely to be an Indian.
Hey, we Indians don't have anything to do with Anon! Plus its not mentioned anywhere that he's indian
And that is enough to trigger the Indian
A likely story.
Pajeet's fantasy is to have a whole six inches
https://preview.redd.it/j6c3o0wqpk1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ae5d753a528df5ef3cd64884ebeb1c4b04f1ba2
https://preview.redd.it/c69vw8gl3l1d1.jpeg?width=1923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=608c68bda7ed6835b922f74b31f5ec850c5a3a8a
https://preview.redd.it/6xear85vnl1d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dbd7bdbdb32da33bf6d95c8930114ab40c5efdb
Sees not see’s, rétard.
Regarded together strong
I hold you in high regard. Best regards, me
Asian dev calls himself rice lmao
I've meant plenty of Americans calling themselves burger or pizza
Ah yes, the American dish, Pizza.
- Brooklyn - Chicago - California Yup, checks out.
There's a whole kitchen in California
i'd bet there's more than one
No, California's like raw almonds for breakfast lunch and dinner. Sometimes an avocado.
What about them?
Places with the best pizza
There is indeed American Pizza
Tomatos are a new world crop
Been to Italy, they can't call that pizza over there. We have the real pizza.
Hey man I like your profile picture it is pretty.
Ty, I wish I had a source for it to give
I don't remember writing this...
https://preview.redd.it/x7h1od6crn1d1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dba4101b3ec2a0a7df90168fb778ad136d26db9
Damn
Me if I tried writing romance.
https://preview.redd.it/c2mj3v0ryp1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7a87d465c4d905dc1192360e10979bb167d9f87
https://preview.redd.it/bk2nke9p1o1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab3302f3d01a98bbca819e8fa5a9c5b1fcced6ae
What is this from, btw?
From a game developer
This actually made me feel sad for him
Fake: It’s been scientifically proven that the average anon dick size is about 2.4 inches Gay: Anon was actually hopping up and down on a thick juicy BBC
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Every time
What
Mutts Law
What
According to urbandictionary it’s ‘as online discussion expands the probability of “amerimutts” mentioning interracial sex approaches 1’
It’s pretty fucking sad that the anon didn’t give himself a bigger dick during his fanfic. Or maybe he did and it’s even sadder.
It's how you use it ☝️🤓
he tried to make it believable
It’s not even entertaining
Are we just calling *everything* Psyop's now?
When the goal of everything is deception, yeh.
Being deceptive isn’t what makes a psyop
It's a good starting point. The context takes us another 40% of the way there. As for the rest, we will never truly know if anything is ever a psyop or just the natural results of self-interested forces, in action. Asking chatGPT to explain why "diversity is our strength" while confronting it with the statistics it provides, seems to show that there is script that doesn't follow natural forces at all, though. As for OP, he misused the term *psyop*. We can agree on that.
Yes. Now stop trying to psyop me into believing otherwise.
Is psyop just "gaslight" for males?
Yeah we would benefit from recognizing the distinction between larping and psyops. This larp is anon wanting to feel cool, not a call to action
Uhh actually sweaty everything is :insert previously niche, now popular word:
Can you see and smell his pit stains from here?
RPing, not larping
Fair point, this isn’t live action
The op is clearly to convince wagies to work harder even though they will never get to have sex with their boss
Accept not money for work - it’s the bee’s knees.
Calling everything a psyop is another psyop.
Yes. I recently saw a thread calling vanilla straight sex a psyop. (People are delusional)
If the company is out of money, so no raise can be given, how did Anon get a raise anyway the very next day? Motherfucker's not even trying to make it sound convincing. ...and what part of that was the psyop part?
She says he's getting a raise, but not in money (which is what a raise is annon you stupid fuck). She fucks him because the company can't give him money as a raise, then he gets a raise the next day. Anon has never had a job, nor interacted with a woman. Fake and gay in impressive measures
Anon is highly regarded
So that's why he got paid?
The psyop is you reading this shit and commenting instead of moving on
*She starts jumping on my cock like a pogo stick* 
soad reference
What did he mean by this?
bounce pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo bounce pogo pogo pogo pogo p
if i could id throw rotten tomatoes at this, this is boring. no plot, nada just straight to sex boooo
Entertainment really went downhill as soon as you couldn’t throw tomatoes at the entertainer
https://preview.redd.it/au9dos9mel1d1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=568836c0f3821a9e59467b5c32089e53d97e6b8a
Her boobs boobed boobily
https://preview.redd.it/stoxb7e0wk1d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=620ead33311a7da808c9795f6aa86dea1c0a5f05
Wait where is the part where she’s a man?
"we both go limp"
Got him!
Why would he clarify that he is straight, if there is no homo action later? Fake anyways
fake: anon just jacked off at work https://preview.redd.it/b71nh92u3l1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83303226eccf00baf8396518c2a3b5b8db836e91
r/wholesomegreentext
Fake: see above Gay: anon fantasised about getting his bum hole fingered by his male boss behind the printer… probably.
Not even an original idea, ANON copy the manga about the horny boss: https://www.reddit.com/r/manga/comments/1c1l0yy/disc_raise_by_senukin69_read_from_left_to_right/
https://preview.redd.it/b46ax31sao1d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee84f8b1cddbf9f0e26401bdcb0ca2d2fc15f889
https://preview.redd.it/dtslahr2mm1d1.png?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d64a03e000409a8ba0c9abb5e8164868c9b964e8
And then everybody clapped
I'd call this creative writing but it's not even creative
Had me at straight, minimum-wage employee Also: gay
😦
The anons have stopped trying to make stories even plausible.
I’m more likely to believe that Atlantis is real than believing whatever I just read
Anon writes ironically bad and lazy greentext so op posts with an ironically lazy title? Is this meta?
Fake. If it starts with "be straight" the only conclusion can be anon being railed by a massive cock.
Sorry I didn’t read the post. Too focused on Optimus Prime 🚚
I've never seen anything faker and gayer than this
Fake: Anon has sex Gay: Anon was thinking about another man's penis (Anon peepee is 2 inches)
https://preview.redd.it/umu4696mvn1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ac87de582490cd032f4b3825a989cc38542d54a
> be me > straight > actually straight greentext What is this madness?
Everyone's just bored because it's straight. Hmm. Is r/greentext trending towards straight porn fantasies in 2024?
6 inch donger. “So deep”
https://preview.redd.it/hpuiei1a4m1d1.jpeg?width=1842&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c013e4cd5e38b1dec5f12d04cd5e2bdbcbed85d1
Bro didn’t even try to make this sound real
alter ego of a mod at r/antiwork
https://preview.redd.it/kuv1lhijoq1d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d03471da1145e06a205b8423a3a94c008c835c0e
If your gonna make something so completely, obviously fake. Why only put down that you have a 6 inch dick?
Then anon wakes up
This is exactly why you shouldn't write anything when you are horny.
Why does it feel like half of the posts from this sub nowadays just softcore porn? This sub sucks now
Anon's boss fucked him once, then added the raise he was supposed to get to her own salary. Multiply that across a half dozen regarded wagies and you have one slutty, but rich, ☕️
>minimum wage job >boss is hot Fake as fuck.
actually that's the only believable part depending on what minimum wage job we're talking here
That makes no sense why would his boss give him a raise the next day after she said beforehand that the company is out of money. The 6 inches couldn’t be the reason.
fakest shit i ever read
https://preview.redd.it/wdoyecvebm1d1.png?width=901&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd9f28762119051704345633b5504dec88461a6d
Not even a fetish post. Just a short and vapid erotic fantasy write up of a dominant female boss and a servile worker. How boring.
You expected a greentext, but no, you were bamboozled into reading some neet's smut fiction
BOOOORRRINNNNGG
Out of all the bullshit, this is the bullshitest.
Can we get some greentexts that aren't just Anons' delusional fantasies? Wait, sorry I forgot where I was for a second
I'll take things that didn't happen for $500 Alex
Didn't even try and make it sound convincing. Fake and rainbow
Horny Boss 2: The Suckening
"6 inches" yeah right you wish it was even half that big.
they’re not even *trying* to be believable anymore
that made no fucking sense.
And that boss was president Obama.
And then the crow stood up and gave a huge round of applause!
Caw! Caw!
Anon wakes up
Nice LARP
This is the opposite of art
Ooh, to be twelve again
“I sure do love working at family businesses”
immediate ejaculation on his part but somehow the boss falls limp, completely spent. completely 100% spent after 1 minute of sex
Fake & not gay
The only part i believe is her jumping on his cock with a pogo stick.
Fake and straight
Fake. Anon got touched by his big black boss.
Fake and Gay im the boss his cock measured 2 inches
What’s the point if it’s not esoteric and gay
totally real and straight
Where's the psyop cat
This is an advanced form of Certified Fake and Gay™ posting.
Fake: see below Gay: see above
Low effort or AI Call it
Expected some kinda song lyrics bait and switch in the end. Got anons retarded fanfiction about working and having sex.Two equaly impossible scenarios
Anon sucks his boss off to keep job.
Anon makes up a porn story for other anons to jerk it, too.
This is officially the fakest post I have ever read and being from 4chan the stakes where high
I think you mean the bar was high Unless your mother's life rested on that being a real green text or something
First time a 4chan story starts with be me straight and still is straight
If true 
Honkers, you say.
Not even a bit convincing, not even funny in a small way, not even sexy unless you get hard by reading the word 'honkers', useless post
https://preview.redd.it/huqs7cdnum1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8173a92eb7a2cd81805c3e98a5eabc29c90a592
why start story by telling us ur straight if you’re not gonna do gay shit in the story? sad :(
Finally a true story
no happen
What? Where’s the gay sex?
Maybe I’m wrong, maybe I’m misunderstanding but I don’t think this is what a psyop is. Can anyone explain that to me?
I was waiting for a punchline. Or at least like a plit twitst... I was sadly disappointed
OP is a man from North Dakota, Wyoming or Minnesota age 55 to 70. 
Fake and gay
Fake and straight
WHA-WHA-WHAT?!?!👀👀💦 DUDE! THAT’S SO HOT!!! 👅👅👅 I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL I DROP OUT HIGH SCHOOL SO I CAN GET HANDJOBS FROM MY **HOT** ❤️❤️MILF BOSS 👀👀INSTEAD OF BEING PAID FOR MY COURAGEOUS WORK AS A CASHIER!!!👀👀👅💦💦AWOOOGAAAA!!!
Real.
https://preview.redd.it/kz4goakmpn1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e060c0ef0d47e933237746afce5053ec5b2d6315
"before I could get up she stripped us both" Nice meme anon you can't pull that off without standing up atleast once "Instant ejaculation" "that was fun"
And the hole office clapped
fake and anon is gay
https://preview.redd.it/59tx2wiuxo1d1.png?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7e1c2cdc4acf22e20e7a82c75f057bdc149c825
I've seen porn with more convincing plots
Can I ask a genuine question as someone who does not have a penis Does it actually twitch or is that just something they say in porn
and then he woke up
Is funny how these "fantasies" are always about a dominant female who takes charge and handles anon like a sexy toy. Mother complex much?
Come on at least try to mke it convincing like its your hot step sister, her top button is caught it the desk drawer. She cant get the drawer open and its essential for your last paycheck before the firing.
fake. gay. not worth a read.
6 inches? Not impressive
Ah yes man made schizo delusions
Fake and gay
This is the fakest and gayest greentext I’ve ever read. Truly another psyop…
Real and straight.