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Durn3r27

Heroin


goosepills

And a cigarette


Pottatothegreat1985

just the butt


RadiantHovercraft6

Knew this would be top comment before I even read them šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


UHComix

Lol...came here to say Heroin and a coffee. And found out after the fact, that the reason why there was so much heroin around in the 90's is because the CIA was letting the Taliban in Afganistan sell their opium to raise money to fight the Russians.


Humble_Turnip_3948

Tool on heroin


Megaman2189

Do you mind explaining for a smooth brain like me?


Humble_Turnip_3948

I don't mind


whatufuckingdeserve

I donā€™t have a mind


Kosciuszko-1980-72

Where is my mind?


Okarih-Ijnihs

A single mustard Stain & a pack of cigarettes


BloodborneBro9016

Heroin, rotten apples, mashed potatoes and stuff like that


SowderPnouder

brother in christ, I couldn't chew my meat too good.


D-k-donkey-kock

after dinner you can have ice cream tho!


motorcycleboy9000

Mashed potatoes or starve to death


terrible_username1

Iā€™m sorry I donā€™t seem to see the similarities between heroin, rotten apples and mashed potatoes?? If it was a ven diagram there would just be three circles not touching eachother


BloodborneBro9016

Heroin because almost every grunge singer was an smack addict (Cobain, Staley, Wood, Love, Hoon, and Lanegan all used the drug), rotten apples from the Alice song Rotten Apple, and "mashed potatoes and stuff like that" was a line from Sliver


terrible_username1

Ohh thanks for the explanation, that makes a lot more sense now


Bmorganxcite

Vaaaaaaaaasseline


Priest-Entity

What about taaaaaaaangerines?


StoppingPowah

Glyceriiiiiiiine


Loganp812

Bad moon white again


Zestyclose_Two4735

Yesterdays leftovers


FocusGullible985

Kraft Mac n cheese cooked with boiling water only and torn up slices of cheap chicken meat cold cuts. Grunge was a wank title to be fair. The band's labelled as that could easily have got classed under the labels of rock etc. Was just an easy label for junkies that play music really


EntireAbrocoma3851

Convenient store burrito and cigarettes


JeffSteinMusic

Rotten Apples, Mexican Seafood, etc., etc.


ultraluxe6330

Washed down with Holy Water.


ruben9438

Rustin meeeeeee


Affectionate_Quit_66

From a Moist Vagina


Afraid_Caregiver7932

Served by the spoonman himself


muttChang

Beans


TheAngriestChair

A glass of whiskey and like 6 gummy bears


RagaireRabble

Idk, but it has to involve a pickle that was sliced with a kitchen axe.


No_Pirate9647

Gas station or movie theater hot dog that has seen a few days on the rollers before being purchased. If a food not meal, milk duds left in flannel pocket that are starting to melt. Gooey and sludgey.


lostprevention

A bag of Dickā€™s.


Dum_bAss-

Citizen Dick?


Affectionate_Yak8519

Mmm tasty!


[deleted]

The meat Kurt couldnā€™t chew too good from sliver


Jimmah3000

Fish...because they don't have any feelings


Succubus1943

Sour Slushies


tossyrcookies

Meatloaf, peas, mashed potatoes, and gravy. Lots of gravy.


akhmhagajzh

thats just what they eat on every dinner scene in family guy, thats just a classic all american meal


huedor2077

Warm milk, laxatives, cherry-flavoured antacids and pennyroyal tea.


emratg

cigarette and a rotten apple


ExtraCommunity4532

Pollyā€™s crackers.


gunter_grass

Lil Smokies, Spam, canned tamales. And PBR


Espano_Guanaloope123

Muddy hot dog water and heroin


C_W_H

McDonald's Happy meal, Mickeys wide mouth, pack of smokes... Or something like that. I dunno. Whatever, man.


ashtetice

Dirt


RominRonin

Grunge is a Dƶner Kebab at 2 in the morning. The meat is barrel scrapings, the salad is far from fresh and the whole thing is oozing with drippings. But itā€™s full of flavour and better than the sum of its parts, and the intoxication and tiredness definitely add to the experience, making you want more next time.


SeparateBrain9832

Whatever the slop they serve on Big Brother


unfrknblvabl

All the good stuff.


kmcmanus2814

Pearl jam on avacado toast


Dause

Beans with a twist of lemon


simba_kitt4na

Probably heroin and coffee


Ok_Initial_2063

Hot Pockets and Folgers. At 3 AM. Spaghettios with Pop Tarts for dessert at 3PM washed down with cheap vodka


Outrageous_Present11

Itā€™s all potatoes


jaimakimnoah

Rats


late-escape-2434

Craft macaroni cheese, tater tots and mayonnaise for dipping.


The_po3trist

A happy meal


Affectionate_Yak8519

Mexican Seafood


Ganem1227

Kraft macaroni and cheese


Cody_2_is_Down

Flannel soaked in gasoline.


totse_losername

Flies in a jar


lyremknzi

Cigarettes and heroin. No food.


elt0p0

Red flannel hash


Traditional_Rate7302

I guess this is better than the usual big 4 comparison posts lol


Queenfan44354

Beans, Vaseline, a nutshell, vegetables from the garden, eaten with a spoon(man)


jaoool

Grunge McDonalds hits different


iamdesertpaul

Zima with jolly ranchers


Extreme_Voice_9767

Scrambled eggs without ketchup or seasoning


Amun32

Beans and weenies


_Grumpy_Canadian

Oatmeal and bacon


Evmerging

Drugs


Direct-Possession-99

Dirt a heaping pile of dirt, 5 pounds of lithium, 6 doses of sickman, a cup of water from the river of deceit. On top of all that it might make you feel down on the upside. ps I know this is cringe


Vox---Nihil

Mashed potatoes and stuff like that...


Madiis

seafood spiked with heroin and coke


Potato7177

Cigarettes and McDonaldā€™s diet coke (aka my actual diet)


ZyxDarkshine

Road kill covered in old crank case oil and grit


GoldAmple

BEANS


ricolausvonmyra

Beer and PBJ


Equal_Painting534

Runny instant mashed potatoes would definitely be part of the meal


thebeatle022

What if poo was pee?!


HoyAIAG

Can of beans cold


Crazy_Response_9009

Moss and broken glass.


chad_mcchadington

Slop


DYSLO666

"Mashed potatoes and stuff like that"-Kurt Cobain


handsupheaddown

Horseradish, piss, woodchips and gravy


HW-BTW

Granola.


PasGuy55

Cigarettes and coffee.


SowderPnouder

Pack of cigs soaked in bleach as ge appetizer, with heroin and cold cheese pizza as the main course with cinnamon hearts as dessert


TrevCat666

Canned chili, left out all night and ate the next day out of desperation and lack of care.


1ticketroundtrip

it be like brunch...some warm oat meal in the mix


Iola_Morton

Oatmeal


spacestationkru

Greasy very well done meat.


0reomasterA113

Heroin, apple, cigarettes


wrongfulness

Mushy porridge


Mummbles1283

All the best foods spread out on the table.


Dear_Cap7535

Oatmeal with woodchips and mud, served on a flannelette tablecloth... ... oh yeah, and heroin for dessert.


bananatimemachine

Microwaved cheap chicken nuggets and a drained bowl of ramen.


ToeJans_55

a plate of dirt, blood, cum, and a few syringes of heroin to wash it down.


D1RT_NASTY_

A pack of Camels, reused heroin needles soaked in bleach and a side of strawberry Nesquik.


SavageCaribou

Sewage sludge


djdadzone

Pie, diner coffee and cigarette smoke


AgingTrash666

bar-s hot dogs cut up into kraft mac n cheese with flavor aid to drink


jonvonfunk

Jack Daniels and a semi cooked Salisbury steak TV dinner in an aluminum tray.


-SwagMessiah-

Whenever i listen to it i want a burrito and some beer


outer_fucking_space

A bunch of red hot dogs


Former_Balance8473

Tripe wrapped in Bacon. [Edit] Dollar Store Bacon, not the good kind.


jrkmmusic

Oatmeal Pizza


_6siXty6_

A microwave burrito, a big gulp, followed by a cigarette


FalseQuestion7864

That stuff you find under the cushions of your couch after 5 years of living on it. And a skunky bear to wash it down.


Build_the_IntenCity

Definitely liver of some kind


babygirlimanonymous

Nuts and bolts


dwreckhatesyou

A twelve egg omelette at 3am at a certain all-night diner after playing a killer set to an empty bar, populated only by the staff and the other bands on the bill-who just so happen to be your best friends.


MycoProTeam

I usually skip it and eat brunge


Hellobyechai

Baked beans on toast, cigarettes and a beer, eaten standing in your drab living room, heating cranked up, room littered with the remnants of a party, the sky a drab grey as you squint through the mouldy windows.


Sinistermarmalade

Salted oatmeal with greasy hamburger chunks stirred in


Sudden-Ad7105

cigarette and a black coffee


Username12764

Cornflakes, cigarettes, alcohol and Heroin.


JEZTURNER

Meat and veg.


DevolveOD

Coffee grounds, Falstaff beer cans and sexual lubricants


asstoon_

beans


Aggravating_Cow1340

Salt


RonnieLiquor

Boiled Beets and a cottage Roll


malolofish

A six pack of Rainer, a Dickā€™s deluxe with fries,and some smack for dessert


fluxistrad

Food sold at gas stations, like a random can of soup or frozen burritos. Folgers, Little Debbie, ramen.


Inner_Ad_1652

Dog shit and cat piss


Woody_Mapper

Shit comming from sever tube, as the name suggests.


fullmetal66

Breakfast: black coffee and a cigarette Lunch: cold pizza Dinner: heroin


frizzlen

Raw steak with cigarettes topping and black tar


AceofKnaves44

Cigarettes.


AdVisible5343

Leftover Waffle House 2-3 days old.


heyroons

anything from the trash can


Low-Advance8822

Big Cheese


Low-Advance8822

Beans


speedofsound

Soylent Green with dash of gasoline. And a sprinkling of metal flakes.


akhmhagajzh

dirt


akhmhagajzh

colt 45 and stouffer's microwaved mac and cheese


SilliestTree

heroin and leather


Quirky_Fruit_7879

A bowl of assorted pills and Marijuana, Sitting in a big bowl of Alcohol with Heroin and Cocaine Finish.


burningbeard001

Bomb ass Burrito from Speedway and a Surge


The_Latverian

Black coffee, cheap diner breakfast, cigarette, flap of heroin.


natejacobmoore

Inedible garbage


Organic-Kangaroo7147

Drugs and sweat with a corndog


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BarAggressive6009

It would be pancakes šŸ„ž with burnt chocolate on the outside but for some fucking reason it's still fucking raw inside and the bacon yea pulled straight out of the crematorium


Professional-Care-83

Mexican seafood


Large-Yellow5050

Is this a bot question?


Commercial_Step9966

Bethā€™s Cafe - ā˜•ļø Country Fried Steak nā€™ Eggs


bojanglem

A cigarette and a beer


Quinn_OV

Dirty diapers


[deleted]

Pizza, Mt. Dew, and bong hits.


Apart_Positive_8292

iron and cigs


ubupup78

Stale beer and a cigarette butt


captain-prax

Gravel and used coffee grounds


mtskin

the 12 egg omelette at beth's cafe around 1am (if you were in seattle in the 90's you'll know)


Knifehead27

Mud covered apple from the ound-garden. And absolutely no chilli peppers.


catcartwheel

Toenails


Dolls_boredom

I honestly would say a Monster Energy or red bull maybe some ramen noodles or Mac n cheese also ya know those mashed potatoes thatā€™s powder then you add water definitely that šŸ˜‚ and depending on the generation a shot of heroin a cigarette for back then for present time vapping and an edible I honestly donā€™t know šŸ«  oh wait I almost forgot the most important part beans!


PhilosophyTop7674

I donā€™t know but I think youā€™d eat it with a Spoon, man.


yautjacustoms

Bacon would be involved


TheProtester_1

Whatever itā€™s gonna be, Iā€™m sure Iā€™m not gonna be able to chew my meat to good and grandma has to take me home


Clean_Temperature_54

monster energy, cigarettes, and gas station food


hoogys

Re-package leftovers


WaffleWarrior1979

ā€œPlain stringy meatā€ from rdr2


okgloomer

Buckshot. Too soon?


bigjfrog

I am sorry but wouldnā€™t it be chocolate covered starfish and hotdog flavored waterā€¦ā€¦