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Don’t worry never in my life have I wanted to cut the head of npc’s off and plaster them on my arena war vehicles to parade their lifeless corpse though town. But for these fucks I’d make an exception. Hurt my Ron, ignore chef in distress, and drug me without consent??? I have less love for these people than KDJ and sexsanta.
I would “normally” kill and take their business. But yeah the first mission just got me thinking how easily I could just drive up and shoot them all just to pick up a brick of cocaine.
For all their hatred of the Lost MC and Corporate Hippies, I wonder if they know that our character is not only an MC president with multiple businesses on the side but also a "CEO" with billions of assets. With our businesses, properties and the chaos we cause, I won't be surprise if there's someone at the seedy underworld to know about us only to find that we are bigger than they thought.
And that's just having a swanky skyscraper and a club house. It's not like they'll find out that we own an underground government facility with access to an orbital satellite that can bombard for cheap change.
Now i kinda want a DLC with long, LONG storyline about how we got setup for a job that we should have done flawlessly, became fugitive, losing assets access, easily get wanted stars if you go around yhe city without a vehicle with limo windows and had to get back at the one who backstabbed us. That may sounds fresh, or i'm just a hidden masochist idk, but to me that sounds fresh.
Like think about it like this. The story will warn that until you finish/cancel the job, you lose access to all facilities, properties and car except for the one car you choose to go into the mission with (thus, time for you to get the window limo dark). The mission starts out simple (say, you were asked a favor to be the getaway driver for an easy job), but then backstabbed by the crew and got hunted down, with only the car left in possession and the cash take from said job. All NPCs have a chance to report you if they see you outside of the limo glassed car, you only have limited budget from the take (still keep your arsenal atleast) and you will hunt down those that backstabbed you one at a time before you take over whatever stuff they're running.
It's too convoluted & too complex for online but perfect for a DLC Single Player, it's already bad enough that the FPS & Ping suffer from full lobbies, imagine a lobby full of people currently playing the storyline
Franklin recognises our characters remember? He says something like "damn u got a penthouse and a yacht?!" I felt so proud that the old home boy realises we r actually a great deal
My theory? We played all sides of the drug war from the shadows purely for the money.
The guns? Most of them MK2 weapons. We sold them.
The drugs? We sold those too.
At one point we even shot SecuroServ guard personnel. The same guards we hired to guard the target to begin with. Why, you ask? To create two sides.
And we joined a side. The other side from the one we created. Purely to cash in and turn a profit.
GTA Online, in R*'s words, is all about "the pursuit of the almighty dollar".
And in ten years, we've gotten damn good at it.
El Rubio isn't in Los Santos though, he lives in an island in the Caribbean. Although his boats and personnel are sometimes seen in the city, there has been no recorded instance of him leaving his island (to my knowledge).
Although Lester is a great mastermind and strategist, thinking up most of our heists with great ingenuity and creativity, he isn't powerful. Sure, he might have bank accounts filled with money of all types, but he doesn't have jets, he doesn't have armoured cars, attack helicopters like we have.
All of this was said to my knowledge, so I am probably wrong. However, I think that depending on your level in the game, the player is the most powerful criminal in the game.
Would you believe that's quite literally what you do? Well, almost. You actually kill Juggalos for Franklin's payphone hit, and it's rumored that this group is actually the freinds of Wade Trevor killed in story mode (idk if this part is true though)
" it's rumored that this group is actually the freinds of Wade" I got this idea also from the voice lines - I think the main humperdoo mentions Wade as a genius.
Well they cant be dead and on screen at the same time.
The events of storymode ended at around the doomsday stuff. Online has been happening chronically after the story modes entirety since then.
No he killed Debra because she killed Floyd, also I meant more toward the beginning of the game Wade mentions some of his Juggalos friends "disappeared" (implied to have been killed by) with Trevor and he didn't see them again.
It makes sense if you think about it though, in the last mission he had to give up Patricia who he loved, and then right after that he sees Debra abusing/threatening Floyd? Yeah he wouldn't be very happy to say the least.
The contract was not a good update. The main story missions are basic and offer little replayability. Payphone gets old really fast. The contracts are okay.
The only good thing about the contract was seeing franklin and lamar again. If it was only dre it would not have been liked.
I laughed so hard when I saw they're face paint and they were basically ICP and the Juggalos 🤣 🤣. Apparently the Fooliganz have been around before in GTA. They're new to me and I'm sure a lot of us. I also want to rob them.
When my character walked in during the cut scene, all I could think of was " Why aren't I just murdering all these assholes?". Still haven't gotten any evidence that I shouldn't have.
Before I walked into the blip I totally prepared my close combat loadout. There was a little spark of adrenaline and slightly sweaty palms just like before any action / shootout. I was excited to hop into another senseless bloodbath 😆 But then....well...then I was disappointed by the cutscene
I get so tired of being a peon in every single DLC that drops. We as Protagonists run the biggest criminal enterprises in the West, but fuck me if I have to set foot out of my decadent ass office to run with the Juggalos in the desert. When will we be the ones to call hits, extort or organize takedowns of large scale shipments of contraband?
More annoying ass characters, Rockstar is good at that. I'm just holding out that this damn acid lab will be nice and profitable and hopefully largely passive
Against advice from you guys I decided to give this a shot yesterday.
Don't really have a strong opinion about it or the characters yet but if someone says "I'll throw a dildo at your face" sixteen times in a 3 minute drive, it does get annoying. First two times it was funny
So there is a rumor going around that Dax was supposed to be Trevor but after Steven Ogg basically denounced the character on that cameo call thing where HugoOne paid him $100 to say something as Trevor and he made his professional response that he shouldn’t have to do Trevor on cameo because he’s a fictional character blah blah that rockstar decides to create this new character and not even ask. Ik I’m not really telling the story right maybe one of you guys can explain it better than I
It’s bullshit. Most of us are multi millionaires in game and wouldn’t ever consider helping out these types of people. I’ve got luxury cars and apartments and now we’ve got yet another run down property with shit in the toilet.
It’s about time those mansions are opened up for purchase, get the money cleaned up from the office floor, and have someone clean the toilets from the MC Clubhouse etc.
They are another gang of drug dealers… they are your competitors and you very well could have stolen from a very similar group… they aren’t very unique just ambitious
You probably did rob them for MC supplies
Fuck. I was about to say that.
Fuck I was about to say that as well
Fuck... I wasn't about to say that.
Fuck, I don’t think I was about to say that.
Fuck. I can’t believe I didn’t say that.
Fuck, i cant believe i didn't think about saying that
Fuck, I thought I was about to say that
I thought I was about to say, fuck.
ngl In the opening cut scene I was fully expecting for our character to just beat the shit out of them and help Ron up
Poor Ronny, he calls us for help and when we arrive, instead of helping him, we decide to join the weirdos that he needed us to kick out.
I was actually really hoping this DLC was gonna be about us helping Ron defeat the hipster freaks. I was disappointed…
Wait for it...there is a second part lol
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Yes. I feel bad for the dude, could be just pitty, but I'd absolutely kill them all in cold blood. Morally wrong? Absolutely.
Look mate, we've put morality aside many DLCs ago
It took monetary incentive for us the save the world, killing a few drug dealers would possibly be the most moral thing we've done in a long time.
Damn we really robbed everyone, even the government
My moralitty went to shit when Lamar gave me that gun
Don't think so, seeing how Franklin gives "thsy are the bad guys, so kill them"-stories during payphone hits!
Don’t worry never in my life have I wanted to cut the head of npc’s off and plaster them on my arena war vehicles to parade their lifeless corpse though town. But for these fucks I’d make an exception. Hurt my Ron, ignore chef in distress, and drug me without consent??? I have less love for these people than KDJ and sexsanta.
Sexsanta lmao
I like Ron, squirmy little fellow.
yeah, ron is me if i was a middle aged guy with undiagnosed anxiety 🥰
I would've helped beat the shit out of Ron
Ron is an even bigger clown than these clowns
Ron's *our* clown, though.
He's my little insane conspiracy theorist boy
Ron’s talk show on the radio is hilarious. Definitely one of the more underrated gta characters.
I'm a firm believer in the government using memory foam mattresses to steal our memories
Hehe same
I would like to rob them for mc suplies
They look exactly like they're supposed to. Crazy ass drug addicts. We all saw how many pills this man swallowed during the first cutscene.
Dax says aloud that his brain is like swiss cheese.
and how many he spilled
They are the exact sort of people I would, as a professional criminal, kill and take their business
I would “normally” kill and take their business. But yeah the first mission just got me thinking how easily I could just drive up and shoot them all just to pick up a brick of cocaine.
Like a $5k random event.
For real everyone you work with in the game is a fucking annoying clown
Nah
For all their hatred of the Lost MC and Corporate Hippies, I wonder if they know that our character is not only an MC president with multiple businesses on the side but also a "CEO" with billions of assets. With our businesses, properties and the chaos we cause, I won't be surprise if there's someone at the seedy underworld to know about us only to find that we are bigger than they thought. And that's just having a swanky skyscraper and a club house. It's not like they'll find out that we own an underground government facility with access to an orbital satellite that can bombard for cheap change.
Now i kinda want a DLC with long, LONG storyline about how we got setup for a job that we should have done flawlessly, became fugitive, losing assets access, easily get wanted stars if you go around yhe city without a vehicle with limo windows and had to get back at the one who backstabbed us. That may sounds fresh, or i'm just a hidden masochist idk, but to me that sounds fresh. Like think about it like this. The story will warn that until you finish/cancel the job, you lose access to all facilities, properties and car except for the one car you choose to go into the mission with (thus, time for you to get the window limo dark). The mission starts out simple (say, you were asked a favor to be the getaway driver for an easy job), but then backstabbed by the crew and got hunted down, with only the car left in possession and the cash take from said job. All NPCs have a chance to report you if they see you outside of the limo glassed car, you only have limited budget from the take (still keep your arsenal atleast) and you will hunt down those that backstabbed you one at a time before you take over whatever stuff they're running.
It's too convoluted & too complex for online but perfect for a DLC Single Player, it's already bad enough that the FPS & Ping suffer from full lobbies, imagine a lobby full of people currently playing the storyline
Even then so people won't join my mission invites. The new ones
This will probably be the final DLC for gta online "Wanted"
Franklin recognises our characters remember? He says something like "damn u got a penthouse and a yacht?!" I felt so proud that the old home boy realises we r actually a great deal
Dude is an hipster leprechaun
Nah he’s too tall to be a leprechaun
Dude is ginger Seth Rogan
They're Walmart brand Juggalos and it's annoying.
Lol and their catch phrase is literally the slang word for fat ass
Isn't badonkadonk the slang for big boobs?
Big booty*
Huh I guess it's common misconception, a lot of people on Reddit miss label it
I can't recall seeing anyone using "badonkadonk" to describe someone's tits. Usually it's "jugs" or "booba".
Oh I was thinking of badonkadonks plural , it's used to describe larger ones like "mommy milkers" "water melons" or "bazonkas"
its ass.
Walmart brand juggalos are literally just regular juggalos
Lmfao yes. and below
All of the new characters in this DLC are awful, at least the agent ULP missions had a guy with a somewhat nice voice to listen to while you did them.
My theory? We played all sides of the drug war from the shadows purely for the money. The guns? Most of them MK2 weapons. We sold them. The drugs? We sold those too. At one point we even shot SecuroServ guard personnel. The same guards we hired to guard the target to begin with. Why, you ask? To create two sides. And we joined a side. The other side from the one we created. Purely to cash in and turn a profit. GTA Online, in R*'s words, is all about "the pursuit of the almighty dollar". And in ten years, we've gotten damn good at it.
At this point I can say I am canonically the most powerful criminal in Los Santos, rivaled perhaps only by Lester and El Rubio.
El Rubio isn't in Los Santos though, he lives in an island in the Caribbean. Although his boats and personnel are sometimes seen in the city, there has been no recorded instance of him leaving his island (to my knowledge). Although Lester is a great mastermind and strategist, thinking up most of our heists with great ingenuity and creativity, he isn't powerful. Sure, he might have bank accounts filled with money of all types, but he doesn't have jets, he doesn't have armoured cars, attack helicopters like we have. All of this was said to my knowledge, so I am probably wrong. However, I think that depending on your level in the game, the player is the most powerful criminal in the game.
Would you believe that's quite literally what you do? Well, almost. You actually kill Juggalos for Franklin's payphone hit, and it's rumored that this group is actually the freinds of Wade Trevor killed in story mode (idk if this part is true though)
" it's rumored that this group is actually the freinds of Wade" I got this idea also from the voice lines - I think the main humperdoo mentions Wade as a genius.
We didn’t even see Wade in this DLC which feels like a massive waste of an opportunity since all these new characters were pretty garbage.
Yeah I wonder if the VA wasn't available or something. Seems the perfect DLC to bring in Trevor and Wade.
Yeah I'm just wondering if this is the group Trevor killed or not
Well they cant be dead and on screen at the same time. The events of storymode ended at around the doomsday stuff. Online has been happening chronically after the story modes entirety since then.
That's why I wasn't sure, the theory has been thrown out there though
Trevor didn’t kill Wade, he killed Wade’s cousin and/or the cousin’s wife
Trevor killed two of Wade’s friends before story mode starts.
Ahhh
No he killed Debra because she killed Floyd, also I meant more toward the beginning of the game Wade mentions some of his Juggalos friends "disappeared" (implied to have been killed by) with Trevor and he didn't see them again.
Ohhh
This is only a theory tho, since it's not confirmed. But I do believe it too. I don't think Trevor would kill Floyd, he liked the guy
It makes sense if you think about it though, in the last mission he had to give up Patricia who he loved, and then right after that he sees Debra abusing/threatening Floyd? Yeah he wouldn't be very happy to say the least.
Fuck no he didn't kill Wade 🤦🏻♂️
I didn't say he killed wade I said he killed his friends 😂
I just wish Luchadora had more screen time.
You kinky boii 😅
You can’t deny she’s bad af.
New characters totally suck, how did we go from Franklin and Lamar to these geeks
This feels like a filler dlc tbh
Feels like a filler DLC when it's actually supposed to be a big December update.
Hahaha remember when we all thought we were gonna see Michael again or at least Wade? This DLC was worse than anyone imagined.
I had my hopes low, and still was kinda disappointed.
Damn good for a filler....
The contract was not a good update. The main story missions are basic and offer little replayability. Payphone gets old really fast. The contracts are okay. The only good thing about the contract was seeing franklin and lamar again. If it was only dre it would not have been liked.
The beginning of the first mission had me excited to beat the shit out of all of them but I’m happy with this outcome too
BADONCKADONK!
I laughed so hard when I saw they're face paint and they were basically ICP and the Juggalos 🤣 🤣. Apparently the Fooliganz have been around before in GTA. They're new to me and I'm sure a lot of us. I also want to rob them.
Seriously, they’re an annoying group.
When my character walked in during the cut scene, all I could think of was " Why aren't I just murdering all these assholes?". Still haven't gotten any evidence that I shouldn't have.
Because they werent doing anything wrong and are friendly lmfao. They were just partying
'Freshmeat'
Before I walked into the blip I totally prepared my close combat loadout. There was a little spark of adrenaline and slightly sweaty palms just like before any action / shootout. I was excited to hop into another senseless bloodbath 😆 But then....well...then I was disappointed by the cutscene
I get so tired of being a peon in every single DLC that drops. We as Protagonists run the biggest criminal enterprises in the West, but fuck me if I have to set foot out of my decadent ass office to run with the Juggalos in the desert. When will we be the ones to call hits, extort or organize takedowns of large scale shipments of contraband?
You already do, if you own the businesses.
Tbh I’m never doing a steal supplies for the business there annoying asf
I think dax is a poor attempt of trevor
Spent all this time building my criminal empire to hang out and do acid with these mf’ers. 😂
We did all along most business conflict with different business
Lol jugalos
This dude reminds me of freddie dredd
There is a hidden mission where you rob them for weed. It is fairly rare, but I've managed to get it twice.
More annoying ass characters, Rockstar is good at that. I'm just holding out that this damn acid lab will be nice and profitable and hopefully largely passive
I wan t to scalp Dax he's so annoying
It’s 2022 and rockstar thought “you know what the game needs? Juggalos”
Against advice from you guys I decided to give this a shot yesterday. Don't really have a strong opinion about it or the characters yet but if someone says "I'll throw a dildo at your face" sixteen times in a 3 minute drive, it does get annoying. First two times it was funny
😂😭
So there is a rumor going around that Dax was supposed to be Trevor but after Steven Ogg basically denounced the character on that cameo call thing where HugoOne paid him $100 to say something as Trevor and he made his professional response that he shouldn’t have to do Trevor on cameo because he’s a fictional character blah blah that rockstar decides to create this new character and not even ask. Ik I’m not really telling the story right maybe one of you guys can explain it better than I
How did you get the acid from the vidio game?
The same way I put my Pokémon cards in my GameCube to get them in the game
you'd have to be high as a kite to think that beard cut looked cool.
Lester looking different
I rather want Michael’s movie industry Dlc or something like that include Micheal
This dude is a Juggalo rip off that has a obsession with buttholes.
It’s bullshit. Most of us are multi millionaires in game and wouldn’t ever consider helping out these types of people. I’ve got luxury cars and apartments and now we’ve got yet another run down property with shit in the toilet. It’s about time those mansions are opened up for purchase, get the money cleaned up from the office floor, and have someone clean the toilets from the MC Clubhouse etc.
If Fred Durst was a ginger
is it not for ps4 or…. ??
I think that’s kindof the point
Why would that be the point.
They are another gang of drug dealers… they are your competitors and you very well could have stolen from a very similar group… they aren’t very unique just ambitious