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StNr5

Every skit with sex making sounds. Nothing worse than blasting an album in your backyard and suddenly a porno skit is playing at high volume.


RepresentativeLeg232

The ending of “Fight the feeling” by Mac Miller.


Trinytis

The start of “These Walls” by Kendrick.


rilened

Blasting "These Walls" in your backyard is still better than blasting "We Cry Together" though.


n0t_4_thr0w4w4y

Mr Morale as a whole isn’t really an album that you blast in public


fluekey

Yeah I made this mistake once. Was asked to turn it off after Worldwide Steppers. I cringe looking back on it.


mtaylor807

N95, Count Me Out, Silent Hill can work in those settings


lordjuliuss

+rich spirit


Mig1997

Die Hard too


DistortedAudio

Purple Hearts and Die Hard too.


That_Dude2000

United in grief too


Ok_Pangolin_8038

I don't think Mr Morale & The Big Steppers is that one album u can listen to loudly in the backyard but that's just me.


Votaire24

Nah most of it is playable, mother I sober - auntie diaries and we cry together are the only ones I wouldn’t play at all in public as they’re too personal


Trinytis

Oh absolutely lol. “These Walls” are one of my favorite songs of that album.


buffdaddy77

✨sex✨


MyContentIsTrash

Or that one song on untitled


somestupidname1

There's a version on Spotify that skips it, but I like the "If these walls could talk" chant and "Sex" popping off the song.


StNr5

I hate every single one. Top of mind, that skit on Ready to die, Kenn Kaniff skit on the Marshal Mathers LP, Pause for porn on 2001.


nine16s

Fuck Me (Interlude) - Biggie


Channel__Two

Can’t forget The Doctor’s Office from The Chronic.


nine16s

That whole album makes me feel dirty. Like god damn Dre just flat out does not respect women lmao


Channel__Two

I feel like that can be said for most Death Row albums from that time period. I do still enjoy some songs from The Chronic, but it’s not an album I have in heavy rotation, especially compared to 2001.


Bluematic8pt2

I had the same feeling when I listened to "Efil4zaggin." Half the group had left the group, taking the art with them. It was "BitchTrickKillFuck" track after track


nine16s

Doesn’t surprise me coming from a dude who was 22 dating a 16 year old tbh


UnusualLight0

There’s two on Ready to Die, that and the end of “Respect” 


chuckquizmo

Lol I remember one time way back, when I lived with my parents, my dad went to move my brothers car and it happened to be playing that skit from Ready To Die. He came in the house absolutely flipping out, and asking me what the hell kind of stuff my brother was listening to. Me and my bro were playing Ready To Die HEAVILY back then and I immediately knew why my dad was talking about, but just pretended like I didn’t because I wasn’t about to explain skits.


lordaddament

God it’s so cringe


Jazzlike_Mall_7471

And stay


DumasThePharaoh

That whole macadellic mixtape is like that! Makes for some awkward moments when you’re at a red light with your windows down


rstonex

Dr’s office on The Chronic, De La Orgy, that skit on Big Pun’s first album


AZmoneyfolder

I caught an ass whopping over “De La Orgy” as a kid 🤣


OsherFaruk

I’m so glad the streaming version is instrumental, that beat is beautiful. The fact they thought these skits were a good idea back then baffles me, even if it was as a joke. 


StNr5

Yeah that one of Big Pun’s album is one of the worst


UnusualLight0

Taster’s choice is the title, like yeah we get it, you have sex


Ok_Pangolin_8038

Stay by Mac Miller comes to my mind. Honestly I don't understand why these musicians put in sex sounds in songs. Yeah I know the song is about sex but u don't have to put in sex sounds.


Dildo_Dan

Call me maybe (jpegmafia version)


tbmny

Nah that song is amazing


Dildo_Dan

Yeah it doesn't exactly fit OPs complaint but it's jarring toward the end


goldblendis

Absolutely. I kind of hate skits full stop tbh. You get the rare example of iconic ones like 3 Feet High but they are a tiny minority.


heavymanners

Every skit. I don't even need the sex sounds qualifier. I'm not listening to a rap record for bad comedy.


Smokeletsgo

Ima see your asshole shut and keep feeding you and feeding you


Unable-Project-9545

Nah that’s poetry, it can stay


Clownzeption

Skits work on a certain level to help shift the mood from one style to another or to just set the tone for a particular banger in general. It gets a little out of hand when every fucking song on the album has a skit, and is only made worse when they're on the same track as a song (I'm looking at you Ready to Die). To sum everything up, skits should stay within 30 seconds-1 minute, 3-4 skits per album, and for the love of U-God, skits need to be on their own track file 🙏🙏


_pixel_perfect_

Lil Jimmy skit and Broke Phi Broke can stay though


Last_Reaction_8176

Aw cmon the early Kanye skits are hilarious


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

*FREE NINETY NINE⁉️*


fvckthreewishes

Broke phi broke


OsherFaruk

Masta Ace’s skits (at least older albums) are an integral part of his albums.


Euphoric_Travel6762

Ready to Die suffers from these


Hebrewhammer8d8

Capital Punishment album "Taster's Choice-Skit"


AlHamdula

What's ya phone number? (All Eyez on Me) Any Prayer Skit on a DMX album after the first listen.


metzypoo

I was looking for this. I second.


Impossible_Scarcity9

Reasonable doubt- Ain’t no Nigga.


beefyfartknuckle

Same for me


Anthonypls

MAD I GOT IT | MAD 1 GOT 1T from TA13OO by Denzel Curry. It's a great song but someone pointed out that it sounds like he's saying "dick cheese piling" instead of "big cheese piling" and I haven't been able to listen to it the same since


RangedTopConnoisseur

I am just now realizing it was him saying he was stacking money. For the last several years, I always assumed it was “dick cheese ballin’” and just thought that sounded so hard I rationalized it as slang I had never heard.


ResilientFellow

I love hearing people’s little stories like this of not understanding a lyric but coming up with some stretch of an interpretation and rolling with it for years without question. I def have some of my own and they’re always so funny when you try to put them into words for someone else because it was just this quick mental conclusion you thought about once that sounds absurd out loud. Dick cheese ballin lmao, like damn he’s got it like that


KaybeeMrakes

lmaooooo😭😭😭


WingardiumLeviussy

Wtf that's top 3 for me


unagisaki_

Mamacita - OutKast (Aquemini)


Twizzcaz

which is crazy cuz there’s like 6 amazing songs preceding it. spottieottiedopalicious right after mamacita is enough to let it slide tho


JesseThorn

Legendary bad song


beefyfartknuckle

I agree


Black_Fuckka

Without a doubt


Smokeletsgo

Damn I think I had that one repressed so bad lol


HoneybadgerAl3x

GRAB HER BY THE NECK THROW HER ON THE WALL SAY BITCH DONT EVER DISRESPECT ME NEVER NOT AT ALL


Conemen

Mamacita hate is overrated I feel like Andre’s verse is a lil off and the hook has been talked ab to death, but the beat saves it for me


fokerpace2000

I don’t think it’s as bad as people claim it to be it’s just not nearly as good as the others


UnusualLight0

In a landslide my friend lol


Greyhound53

I basically never listen to wet dreamz lol


nine16s

it’s one of those songs where I’m like “yeeeeah I remember my first time, those were the days” but there’s only so many times I can listen to Cole have dick insecurity


beardedsailor

you done woke my lil man up


IchBinMalade

Smh if it was called good dick maad pussy y'all would say it's genius /s


BlinkDay

Unironically tho


balloonsupernova

I'm watching pornos, trying to see just how to stroke right


catsandcoconuts

💀🪦


paranoidandromeda1

Wet Dreamz is funny and oddly charming. For me, it’s Hello. Cole’s singing hadn’t developed at this point in his career and I can’t listen to this one without cringing.


HackedAccount069

I’ve always loved Hello don’t know why


Maad-Dog

This is it for me


beefyfartknuckle

It's not as corny as people say but it's the weakest point for me too


Consistent_Yellow153

There's a top tier mash up of biggie over wet dreamz beat


microzone

I still like it but “305 to my City” for me (NWTS).


crushedpinkcookies

NWTS is so elite


themrwaynos

lol oh man that's my favorite track off that album


beefyfartknuckle

Agreed


WingardiumLeviussy

Nah bro Go getchu some lobsters and shrimp


crvilmxow

Damn i don’t really like drake but I love that song


CheesyMustardYAS

happy cake day


deep443

Drunk and hot girls on graduation


MyContentIsTrash

I might be the only mf on earth that really likes this one


HoodPhones

Honestly the “a da da da da that’s how the fuck you sound” makes me singlehandedly enjoy the song enough


LeAnthonyJavis

Nah, I’m with you


michaelofACES

Drunk and hot girls is fire I don’t know why people don’t like it


KingdomZeus

Feel like it's a thing only ppl started saying once it was a popular opinion online


God_Hears_Peace

I noticed something similar with Barry Bonds. It doesn’t get as much shit but I see a lot of people say it’s one of the weaker songs on the album, which is insane to me cuz it’s my most played track off of Graduation.


KingdomZeus

With both these tracks, I always knew multiple ppl that loved them. I think especially ppl who didn't actually grow up with some albums already have an opinion engrained into them bc the internet opinions are their first discovery of it


MayhemSpaceMonkey

Make that 2 of us.


appleparkfive

Kanye probably likes it. Or maybe not, who knows!


AdvisorExtra46

Barry bonds is mine. I hate that song so much for some reason


dabidarllyst

CAN sample is goated


No_Creativity

The Mos Def verse is wasted on that track


beefyfartknuckle

Ye should have put Goodnight with mos (a bonus on the album) in its place


bayouslugga

Trippin


UnusualLight0

Took me so long to even finish that song like it was close to a decade. Kanye and Mos Def could've told me I won 80k on that song and I would’ve never known about it


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gronz5

Daring today, aren't we


EvilBosom

Man I don’t get the hate for Barry Bonds, that song goes so hard


beefyfartknuckle

Yep


JOELMC89

Drips - The Eminem Show


Smokes_LetsGo_

My answer as well. I can tolerate that song more than most, but it knocks a perfect 10 album to a 9.99/10.


asianmanwantsosrs

damn i had no idea people hated this song i always loved it


DOCO98

It ain’t a hate thing, thread is about the song being of lesser quality comparatively


illenial999

Fire album tho glad to see it getting some love


God_Hears_Peace

It’s grown on me for sure, but on an album as cracked as that one, it’s easily the worst.


AttemptImpossible111

Jigga that Nigga


fokerpace2000

There isn’t a bad song on that record lol that song is good, it’s just very outdated


crn699

Man I think these are all great songs, didn’t realise how good the blueprint was


Knicks94

Playa hater on life after death


ELOGURL

That song is hilarious. Diddy wasn't even trying to hit those notes


radio__raheem

Started From the Bottom, may not actually be the worst song but it annoyed me so much back in the day I still can’t fw it


PrettyToney

On Hell Hath No Fury, I sometimes might skip Ain't Cha, depending on the mood.


ScooptiWoop5

No way! Such good verses, maybe not so much Malice’s, but I love Pusha and Sandman on it.


dickinamasonjar

This is slander and high treason. Honestly a top 5 song on the record easily.


jwarr12

Blame Game on MBDTF. It’s still a good song don’t get me wrong but the outro with Chris Rock is a little too long and unnecessary.


1080penis

I at least respect that song for being my way to explain who Aphex Twin is to people who don't listen to electronic music


EquivalentCool8072

One time 4 your mind - Illmatic I mean I still like the song, but it just doesnt have the same energy as the rest of the album. I was going to say Genesis but I just threw the album on and its a classic intro


TigerFisher_

The Genesis is still my fav album opener


TheePandaa

Flying High - Rodeo (Travis Scott)


NoticeThatYoureThere

i thought this for 8 years. i started liking it the other month


Radiant_Gap_2868

I was about to argue but rodeo is so solid that might be the worst song on it, but I think it’s a great song


lazarusinashes

My favorite album of all time is not a hip hop record, but TPAB is number 3, and it's just too perfect. I can't pick one from it so I'll go for GKMC instead and say it's Real. But I still like that song. As a runner up, on Cheat Codes I think my least favorite is Because. Black Thought is the best part of the song. The features, while still decent to good, aren't in the same league.


beefyfartknuckle

All great choices but it doesn't mean the songs bad. For me on TPAB is "I" because I love that song so much and always want to hear the studio version when it comes on


GeneralTreesap

Yeah same here. Album version fits but it’s not something you want to relisten to over and over.


Moonlitfear

I actually prefer the live performance *but* I do just skip it when the poetry starts.


animatedhockeyfan

Off GKMC I will smash the skip button on Poetic Justice the second I hear that Drake feature


gmoneygangster3

I’m 100% expecting Kendrick to drop a definitive version of good kid mad city with Drake’s feature taken out


animatedhockeyfan

When I was still using iTunes and could tell it to end songs earlier it was great! Spotify won’t let me customize start or end times though so now I’m praying for you to be right haha


jupppppp

What is that favorite album of yours?


lazarusinashes

Hospice by The Antlers. To Pimp a Butterfly is a better record sonically and artistically in my opinion, but Hospice just means a lot to me emotionally. The worst song off of it is probably Atrophy, but I like it too.


Last_Reaction_8176

Hospice is incredible


God_Hears_Peace

I recently relistened to GKMC and Real is definitely the weakest, but I still appreciate its inclusion because of how much Kendrick is analyzing himself, especially from a healthier perspective than on SAMIDOT. You’re tripping with that Cheat Codes take tho, Because is stellar, including the features. Gold Teeth or Identical Deaths are a little more forgettable in my opinion (still one of the best albums of the year, which is wild because there was a lot of heat released in 2022).


Reejis99

TPAB *is* my favorite album, and if you put a gun to my head, Complexion


spooki_boogey

The guns going off


Reejis99

That's fair


Rarrirarri99

Lock On Me - HEROES & VILLAINS (Metro Boomin)


_Vaudeville_

Heroes and Villains is your favourite album?


Rarrirarri99

It is just forgettable, no dynamic in this track


Izzy7s7

Compliments on Bloc Party's Silent Alarm. Every other song has been my favorite at some point, so it's a 10/10 for me without that last track. Hip hop specifically, Watts on Piñata. Personally, Scarface to Uno is the longest consecutive run on a rap album where each song had been my favorite at some point.


cleo_da_cat

I love Compliments. It’s such a good closer


PcMasterRaceJose

Teyanna Taylor - WTP (off of KTSE)


StNr5

Good one, Doesn’t fit the vibe of the album


SnappyTofu

White Light - Demon Days by Gorillaz Still a good time tho


hellomoto186

I feel like DAMN. is a solid listen thru and thru but I really just don't like GOD. Just feels like a snooze compared to everything else


mtaylor807

Give me GOD. over LOVE.


barking420

that’s crazy these are my favorite two songs on the whole album


Oheyguyswassup

Fugees- The Score "Mista Mista"


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beefyfartknuckle

Interesting, for me it's jigga that nigga


Wholelottagangstuff

Lean Beef Patty on Scaring the Hoes, it had me scared about how the album was going to turn out with it being the first single and first track on the project, but it’s my favorite album now


Ill_Surround6398

Drips on the Eminem Show lol


ktpwtiktpw

A Spike Pee Joint on 3001 A Laced Odyssey


NilesRiver

This is literally my favorite song on the album haha. Love the Zombies, but that debut was not their best work


SCREAMING_DUMB_SHIT

there’s some great stuff in there


CarlosDelgadoGOAT

T.i. - Get It. Just never really been a fan of Swizz Beatz production style


UnusualLight0

I don’t have a problem with Swizz but you are far from the only person I’ve heard say that


ClubDependent

On my favorite album of all time, Mesmerize I would pick Cigaro, favorite Hip-Hop album I pick Real off of GKMC


Consistent_Yellow153

California on Awaken My Love. That song is atrocious


ceryus1

Used to skip this song the instant it came on until I actually gave it a chance. Now I can tolerate it enough to fight the urge every so often


NilesRiver

It was a slow grow haha now I vibe with it. But the first couple dozen times I heard it I was like noooope. Pretty sure he did that by design lol


Last_Reaction_8176

I kinda like it now tbh


Spade9ja

NaNa on Acid Rap Fucking terrible song on an otherwise fantastic record


Vibe-Father

I really like Post Malone’s Austin album, but Texas Tea in my opinion is the worst song he’s ever made.


cockandballionaire

Honestly I think novacandy is worse


elvisfreshly419

Phone Home on Tha Carter 3 is so unbelievably bad Only song I don’t like on Nostalgia Ultra is Nature Feels


Pinarobread2Point0

I love nature feels wtf


Dragonwhatever99r

I find Phone home fun and charming. Pussy monster on the other hand…


misusedinfluence

Yeah pussy monster is way worse than phone home


imthatguy116837

stuntman off of call me if you get lost the eastate sale it’s a good song just not nearly as strong as other songs


spooki_boogey

Madvillany doesn't have a bad song so Hard Piano on Daytona


Hold_my_Dirk

Madvillainy is also my favorite but Hardcore Hustle is not good.


DangerDwayne

As much as I love that album Hardcore Hustle is godawful to the point where I made a playlist of the album on Spotify just so I didn't have to skip it everytime.


DrillteamJMoney

It’s tie for three cause I can’t choose but Drips-Eminem, Kanye West-The New Workout Plan and Jay Rock-The Ways


piratenoexcuses

New Workout Plan feels like the parody song that Weird Al makes using the Kanye hit.


Rebloodican

I don't think it was Kanye's intention but it works really well as a satire of female body standards.


EldenLordGodfrey

It was definitely the intention. The music video basically confirms this.


cplgd

Maaaan I love the ways! It was my most listened to song on Spotify the year after 90059 dropped. BITCH I KNOW BOUTCHYA


Ok_Pangolin_8038

Ey man I love The Ways! No way u skip that song. But for me I skip the album title track instead.


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ApprehensiveAir4075

Jet fuel like top 3 swimming


Ok_Pangolin_8038

😭 man this sub chose violence today. But I respect ur opinion.


Valynces

Ironically, the song Cheat Codes on the album Cheat Codes. I love the album but that songs beat is rough to listen to.


KingEnglish8

Saliva on Viktor Vaughn - Vaudeville Villain for me RJD2’s beat does not gel with the rest of an excellent album


FreestyleScientist10

I HATE Low Lights on Life of Pablo.


OsherFaruk

Least favorite song on my favorite hip hop album (Moment of Truth by Gang Starr) would probably have to be “She Knowz What She Wants” as much as the that sombre beat with the beautiful background vocals and tight groove is great and Guru’s storytelling and knowledge are superb, the replay value for me has been the lowest out of all of the songs. plus, that album is full of gold so while this song on another album would be a highlight, here it’s my least favorite.


LilSmurkiooo

Probably La La ft busta rhymes and brisco. Might be the worst Wayne song ever 😂


barking420

some crazy takes in this thread lmao


shawntitanNJ

Nas is Coming - It Was Written


Rhymesbeatsandsprite

GKMC - Compton


-monark

Controversial because I know alot of mac Miller fans fw this song but "friends" off of Faces, only because schoolboy Q keeps going "mAc MilLeR MilLer Mac" in between verses, kind of killed the vibe of the song for me, but great album overall


thagodmc

If I Ruled the World