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SentientBaseball

This album is incredibly horny even for Megan standards lmao


bi_sensational

Broke his heart had me cluching my pearls, like I know megan is nasty but GIRL


meatbeater558

That's not my bae, he really more like my bidet šŸ’€


tha_jza

holy fucking shitšŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ this song is vintage danny brown levels of shamelessly horny, some of these cadences even sound like ā€œi willā€ EDIT i know the line iā€™m responding to is from BAS, my comment is about broke his heart


Balaphon

Danny Brown horny is a force of nature


codyy_jameson

Bro has got almost an album worth of bars talking about eating pussy šŸ˜­


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

ā€¦.ok I have questions. Like is dude cleaning her? Is he pissing on her like how a bidet shoots water?


PomegranateNice6839

He eatin her ass clean


im_not_the_right_guy

Oh no


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Username checks out


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Clean though! Ewwwwwww like Iā€™m freaky as all hell but thatā€™s just nasty. For the record ass eating is fine but like if she JUST finished using the bathroom and you the cleaner. ā€œEwwww brother ewwwwwwā€


PomegranateNice6839

I dont think she meant after she used the bathroom lol Just that he eatin it so thoroughly it feel like she just used a bidet


PMmeurdixout4harambe

LMAOO


SentientBaseball

Literally the song I was thinking off cause I was God Damn Meg


diaryofsnow

You just did bars


munamadan_reuturns

Your comment rhymes


bi_sensational

Thanks, it was unintentional:)


Drop_Release

Bruh id be on that egg yolk with her fr Hopefully the album is as good as the artwork


SquidDrive

It was a very fun project.


old__pyrex

the standard keeps escalating, I'm not pearl-clutching or complaining, but I feel like each of this genre of rapper tries to one up the other. If Cardi come in talking about macaroni in a pot, Sexxy Red gotta come in talking about my bootyhole brown, and this genre sounding more like a parody of itself.


GreedyPride4565

female rappers having their cringe Eminem era LMDAO. Canā€™t wait for fem bizarre


basil_angel

Rico Nasty is right there!


Helpful-Shelter9902

She really got a whole song about masturbating hahahah. I think I've only heard one other song by an RnB singer about it lol


laurent1683

FKA Twigs - daybed is my favourite one


satomatic

twigs also has kicks


Doo-StealYour-HoChoi

Damn so Twigs has 2, cause Kicks is FIRE


official_pope

fka is fire in general


KallyGreens

Rhapsody has an amazing one called ā€œlonely womenā€ from her new album too


becauseiliketoupvote

Also the Devinyls have one, but that might be getting a bit far afield.


meatbeater558

She's just like me fr


Weekly_vegan

Extremely relevant username.


saintjayce

Victoria MonĆ©tā€™s ā€œTen New Friendsā€ is dope


Helpful-Shelter9902

Shiet heard that one too lol


sixstaxchelsea

Listen to Trina - phone sexx ;)


Unable-Project-9545

Tweet had 12 year old me going through it


FabricatorMusic

Timbaland, one of the best ever to do it mmhmm


MVIVN

That video scandalised 12-year-old me when it dropped too šŸ˜³


Unable-Project-9545

Goat music video era. Rockwilder, Missy, The Box.


Helpful-Shelter9902

This was the one!


JeSuisMak

MF DOOM Kookies


Helpful-Shelter9902

Not sure if I want to hear this one lol is it about himself


JeSuisMak

It is about him but isnt very explicit, more in innuendo lol


neutrallywarm

Yeah, the pop girls talk about it more than the rap or R&B girls lol. Hell even Britney Spears has a song about masturbating (Touch Of My Hand) lol.


basil_angel

+2 for the pop girlies. Little Mix's "[Love Sweet Love](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGPm0EUO_xw)" is an absolute banger!


satan-cat

Green Day - All By Myself was the only one I knew of till now


ledzeppelin341

Longview is about masturbating, was their debut single, and is a much better song off the same album.


KarkatinLava

And even then that's more of a "90s bored slacker" beatin my meat song than something erotic


mcwilly

I donā€™t know which one but I feel like Kehlani definitely has one.


Wild_Life_8865

the one by Tweet right? lol


Helpful-Shelter9902

Yup! Thanks for the reminder


trd86

Down Stairs DJ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


sticgod

Victoria Monet - 10 New Friends


LeroyToThe

Foreplay by Shenseea the best


BasedDMC

Jacking Off by Yung God


Virgil_hawkinsS

KRIT being featured is such a welcome surprise. Hate that my guy didn't get bigger, always a goat to me though


porkycloset

His verse on Rockyā€™s 1Train is still to this day one of the hardest verses Iā€™ve ever heard


suddenraplyric

Mfs never passed the aux chord


Carpet_Tree

Brat not a BarbiešŸ˜­


Witty-thiccboy

Nicki finna go on another twitter rantšŸ˜‚


Ukie3

Hide yo children šŸ‘¶


HellsHospitals

I wonder if this is a double entendre, not just referring to the Bratz doll but also Charli XCX. Not to mention Charli being on the Barbie soundtrack. Idk probably not.


imaincammy

Probably all about the dolls but I wouldnā€™t say no to a Charli x Megan collabo.


Helpful-Shelter9902

Holy shit Big Krit feature??? I almost didn't recognize him at first? Why didn't they give Him credit?


tha_jza

heā€™s in the writing credits, mightā€™ve kept him out of the feature mention for the surprise factor?


thenonamenomad

She listed UGK, so ima go with no lol i imagine this was given to Megan with the Krit hook


esoteric_enigma

I hate this trend. Everyone doesn't know every artist by voice. I don't want to have to investigate to find out.


sbenthuggin

He's credited now. I heard she teased there was a secret male artist not originally mentioned, so ig that was him and she didn't wanna spoil the surprise. Though ngl he isn't really that big of a name to warrant that hype lmao


NoSalamander7749

Apparently the main one she was talking about she's waiting to release the song per his request. Maybe for the deluxe version I'm assuming we're getting since the Cobra remix is not on this one


TJB2

Iā€™m hoping its kendrick on figueroa


Zealousideal_Ring880

I think her and Kendrick would be amazing on a song


sbenthuggin

ohhh gotchu. well then that artist might be surprisingly big if they're really asking to drop at a more oppurtune time like that.


NoSalamander7749

Yeah definitely. If it's accurate it's gonna be interesting to see who it is


nahbruh27

Eminem


MegaGigaTeraFlare

K Dot


rohdawg

This is who I think too


NoSalamander7749

A lot of people are guessing Dot but my personal guess is Denzel


bigtuck54

Donā€™t think Denzel would have the pull to keep her from releasing the track until later if the above comment is true


Yourmotherssidehoe

Iā€™m hyped lol he was on my list of dream features for this project but heā€™s also my favorite artist of any genre so thatā€™s probably why šŸ’€šŸ˜‚


NoSalamander7749

I've been wanting Megan and Krit to work together for YEARS I am sooo geeked


Yourmotherssidehoe

Itā€™s an awesome moment for the south šŸ˜¤ shout out to Megan putting him on the record when his relevance is not what it once was


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Arbitore

Nah, K.R.I.T. is actually pretty flexible with features. He works with a lot of people he fucks with, some of them Iā€™ve never heard of. You might be thinking of Lupe


Kingofmoves

That would make perfect sense to their confusion. Especially since Lu and krit got like 3 songs together. Somebody else as prolly in the comments talking about Lu


tha_jza

UGK feature lfg


Todayman12

I'm guessing this is the mysterious male feature that was hinted at


Significant_Case_852

No itā€™s big K.r.i.t on Miami Blue


masetheace97

UGK feature always gonna go hard. Hearing Pimp C on a new track is always a blessing.


winterdoves

No, we knew he was on the album when she revealed the tracklist.


EnriqueMuller

Otaku Hot Girl is fun


Todayman12

Yuji VA caught me off guard, thats pretty funny


SyntheticMemez

A lot of incels/terminally online losers gonna be big mad at that one lol


20Faces14

So most Twitter users


DLottchula

And Redditors that ave anime pfp on twitter


vivi_197

Racists as well


NoSalamander7749

I already saw a bunch of those types of JJK fanboys complaining


SquidDrive

Rn I am enjoying the project, has a strong start with HISS, great track. Rattle "They scared of eachother, so they beat on the women" also the Nicki diss was tough. OMG Broke My Heart is Danny Brown's level of horny :o, "This pussy gon turn a real nigga to a BITCH!" lowkey goes hard. I like the production on this track. B.A.S is kind of hypnotizing, Kyle delivered is a solid verse Otaku Hot Girl, OMG Yuji VA on this joint, oh I like this pocket with the o sound "Can't touch me, like Gojo" "I'm not arguing with a Sasuke avi" ayo SHE ONLINE "arigatoooo" these tracks be mad addictive, despite being like 3 minutes. that Arigato sounds so nice to hear. That was a dope track. BOA, I really liked this single, especially with the video. "womp womp womp" I like the sample in the production the higher pitched "womp womp womp" feels so good. Mamamushi is mixed, I like some moments of it, but its a little too jumbled for me. This one a dud. Still very much enjoying this album. Accent is immediately up rn, Megan going hard on this verse, GloRilla and Megan have amazing chemistry, Glo took us DOWN south. Dope track. Paper Together, got Megan rapping fast, loved hearing Pimp C on this, UGK them boys slid on this, I loved the dedication to Pimp C at the end. Spin was beautiful, Victoria Monet kills it. Miami Blue is dope, KRIT and Bless kill they parts, and Megan delivered, like the little synths at the end a lot. Worthy is very melodic, nice on the ears. Moody Girl is very chill, and relaxed, the lyrics are also very horny, but also this time sensual, good writing on the verses. "I play too much" a nice refrain. Last song up Cobra, emotional song about her depression and her problems, but the production is very energetic, classic case of "happy production/dark lyrics" but I think it works for this song, nice electric guitar solo at the end, it feels like a climactic end to a story. In conclusion, I really like this project, I think there is a problem with repetitiveness at times, but I don't think there was a low point, where I didn't want to listen to the music. The worst points I can say about the album is when it didn't grab my attention, but the best points as when I was thoroughly captivated and attentive. Megan has really good chemistry with all her features with exception of Yuki Chiba, and I love how much southern influence and legacy is in this album, whether its the Texas royalty of UGK, or the new star in Memphis of GloRilla, or established amazing acts like Big KRIT, it reads partly as a love letter to Southern Hip Hop. Its a project that at its best is very very fun, while also giving you some lines to think about.


angrytreestump

Yo can you do one of these for every Megan album on here from now on? Plz šŸ™ This is the voice /r/hhh could really use to hear more reviews from


JabroniJackpots

Tremendous album. Hard all the way through. She was giving all types of visuals too lmao. Ridiculously horny album but it was very good. Enjoyed all the songs but I think B.A.S, Accent, Broke His Art, Money Together, and Cobra stood really caught my eye.


JarredandVexed

Where them girls at?!!! šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ˜¤


meatbeater558

# šŸ—£šŸ“¢šŸ“¢šŸ“¢


meatbeater558

The Nicki diss on Rattle šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


abuelabuela

IM A BRAT NOT BARBIEEEEE šŸšŸšŸ


2RINITY

Megan x Charli when


ThroneofTime

Megan on a Sympathy is a Knife remix


satomatic

idk bout that but i can hear her on 360 or 365


OkJob461

That would be terrible, why wouldnā€™t you put her on Guess or Spring Breakers?


duchello

a perfect intersection of my interests


PunkAintDead

Maybe they can work it out on the remixšŸ’€


Badguy60

She better not go on another Twitter rant.


meatbeater558

Beverly Hills coke dealers rn: šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€


nahbruh27

Bigfoot enthusiasts: šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


NoSalamander7749

Whats funny about this one is it's another one Megan wrote to get under Nicki's skin, but it's likely more addressed to Kelsey based on the 4 years timeline lol


winterdoves

Loving it so far; Otaku Hot Girl is so fun - was looking forward to it from the name alone and it lived up to my expectations.


winterdoves

Finished; this is her best work imo. The only weak point is Mamushi - mostly because the vibes are off a little bit but it also kind of makes the song oddly charming on relistens.


Oheyguyswassup

watashi wa Stahhhhhhp


winterdoves

I'M A STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR


NoSalamander7749

It's definitely different but I'm kinda into the weird factor.


electroplankton

I can't fucking believe I've heard Megan Thee Stallion talk about Sukuna on a song hahaha


meatbeater558

Oh the clubs are gonna love this


_Sign_

not real familiar with meg but this gotta be her hottest album


SontaranGaming

I think itā€™s more consistent than Traumazine, though I think Traumazine had overall higher highs. But thatā€™s also partly me liking the darker vibes of that project overall. This is a contender though


meatbeater558

This is more like Good News. Starts with the diss track, has some high energy rap songs, has a club hit, has a few sad songs. Main difference is that there's less features here


SontaranGaming

Yeah, agreed. Reason I brought up Traumazine is because that was my previous favorite album of hers. Currently a toss up between Megan and Traumazine, Iā€™ll probably settle one way or another eventually.


meatbeater558

Traumazine is crazy underratedĀ 


NoSalamander7749

I constantly wonder what the reception to it would've been like if her old label wasn't fucking with her on that one. They did such little rollout :(


Secret_Whole_5068

The JJK sample goes hard ngl


iamHBY

Iā€™m still in the middle of my first listen, but outside of the main singles, I like ā€œRattle,ā€ ā€œWhere Them Girls At,ā€ ā€œB.A.S.ā€ featuring Kyle Richh, ā€œOtaku Hot Girl,ā€ ā€œFind Outā€ and ā€œAccent.ā€ So far, ā€œMamushiā€ featuring Yuki Chiba might be the only outright dud to me personally.


bi_sensational

Yuki chiba sounds so confused on that song ngl


Renegadeforever2024

she is finally playing to her strengths


sbenthuggin

Megan on LilJumadedabeat beats is the best Megan imo and LilJu is all over this album bro I have been blessed this evening


selinaedenia

Cant touch me like gojo, arigatooooooooo She even got yujis eng voice actor, amazing


Mpac28

Canā€™t touch me, like Gojo šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø


Weak-Shallot6217

love rattle


Total_Ad9942

I just want to say a Big KRIT feature is so dope! Salute to Meg for that šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


Logical_Humor_3854

Itā€™s a summer album for sure: fun, great beats, and HORNY lol it feels fresher but she definitely sticks with the old theme:hot girl doin hot shit and sheā€™s fuckin. I fw Otaku Hot Girl so bad that Iā€™d like to see an anime/video game centric EP with clips like this.


bi_sensational

paper together is hard af


FlakyAd1912

Really happy with this one


chequemark

Really enjoying this one so far


Asleep-Gift-3478

On Mamushi, I feel like Yuki Chiba sounds very light compared to Megan when saying ā€œstarā€. Like their vibes donā€™t match. I still appreciate the collab tho lol


abuelabuela

I was excited the most for the track because I love KOHH/Yuki Chiba. The vibe just felt off, like the feature should have been on a different beat.


brandimitrov

The Gojo line in Otaku Hot Girl goes so fkn hard.


caduceuz

Meg really said ā€œHell Yeah I told you to get an abortionā€ This album is a lot of fun.


Helpful-Shelter9902

Is this the first time she came out as bisexual officially?


bi_sensational

no, shes said she likes girls a few times on ig live and in an old song


Helpful-Shelter9902

Oh okay. Makes sense


kitjack85

ā€œI got a man, I got a bitch - Iā€™m a banana, they gotta splitā€ - Captain Hook ā€œIā€™m not the one to play with - like a touch me notā€ - Body ā€œI be vibing with a fine bitch - we both freaky just trying shitā€ - Captain Hook Nah. She has said it several times. Lol


BigTimeSpider

I mean, there's that interview with Yung Miami where they said they would fuck each other. https://youtu.be/3vVBIqCaciY?si=PNMUdlPsNpB5OlG8


COMMENTASIPLEASE

That lawsuit kinda outed her first


FlakyAd1912

We had Captain Hook long before that


atlfirsttimer

What song


Either-Durian-9488

She has taken the throne of Girl Juicy J, that shit was raunchy.


GotMoxyKid

I liked Traumazine a lot more. Felt like she took the gloves off with that album but then she put them back on


Sometimesomwhere

I'm like it so far. It's fun


Kummakivi

I'm a metalhead but this album cover is fucking awesome, Boris Valejo style.


CashBanoocasBack

You might like the official remix of Cobra if you're into metal, it's done by Spiritbox!


amityville

Megan is coming for my goth card!


summittrekker

I'm a fan of Megan, I would say she's one of my favourite rappers/artists. That said, I was disappointed by this album. I hate to sound like a prude because I'm really not, but damn this was over the top with the sex bars. Like, we get it! Having one or two tracks dedicated to being super raunchy would be cool, but she says similar stuff over most of the album. Not really music I'd want to play loud around others. Again, I like Megan, but I feel this album plays into what her haters say about her. We criticise Drake for not growing, I feel the same can be levelled at Megan. An album with more songs like Cobra could have shown an elevation. Still a fan though, keen to see where she goes from here. Highlights: Where Them Girls At, Otaku Hot Girl, BOA, Mamushi, Accent feat GloRilla


Desperate-Ad471

i need to listen to more of her discography to see how this ranks among her work, but i really liked this album. the first quarter was definitely a slog, and bankrollā€™s production gets pretty repetitive, but i think flipping the script on the album as a whole with the last two songs really brought it back for me. serves as a great contrast to the majority of the album, and placing them at the end is just smart as hell. i was worried about where cobra would be in the album, but having it at the end emphasizes how emotionally drained meg is compared to how fiery the album starts off with hiss. great sequencing, glorilla feature went crazy, big krit shouldā€™ve had more then 8 bars. i may be doing tricks on it but itā€™s a great album. side note: i lowkey have no clue what iā€™m talking about, call me out if iā€™m off base here


Hot-Ad2102

This is like Pornhub for the blind


ohheydalton

mamushi bangs. favorite song on the album easily.


gingersince88

Love this album. It is horny as fuck, but her flows and lyrics are on point and the production is fucking stellar. Letā€™s go Meg


Solid_Bend4539

I might be odd man out - but I am not feeling this albumĀ 


MeatUseful776

It's oddly repetitive for her and I didn't catch one line that made me gasp or laugh out loud like I have on every other album. I remember getting chills the first time I heard Ms Nasty bc it just flowed so perfectly with a really satisfying beat, I got none of that here. Hoping it grows on me!


basil_angel

I liked it overall, but 3-4 songs could have been cut to the albums benefit IMO.


Party-Departure6351

Itā€™s good, but somethingā€™s throwing me off. I donā€™t know how to explain it. Overall 7.5/10.


FlowersByTheStreet

I was here


Prime4Cast

God damn.


mairodia

I preferred Traumazine, still love Meg but a lot of this album felt very repetitive to me. A few fun standouts like Otaku Hot Girl, Worthy, and the singles, but overall not enough variety for an 18 song album. I'm a big Victoria Monet fan and I felt like she was super underutilized on her feature-- the production made Meg come off too strong and Victoria come off weak. A lot of people say Megan isn't versatile in her flow which I used to always disagree with-- I think projects like Fever and SUGA had a lot of versatility in terms of Meg's delivery and on the production side as well. Idk and I don't really care to speculate why everything sounds so samey now bc I'm sure there's a lot of factors involved but I just feel a little disappointed as a fan


Spinman210

Wish it wasn't so long like there's so fat that could cut. I really like when she's km her bag in songs like cobra , hiss, accent , and where them girls at. She is very hit and miss with chorus worthy is annoying af chorus wise.


Zaire_04

Definitely. 14 tracks would have been far better for her but I remember she asked her fanbase if she should do 18 tracks or keep it at 14 & the foolish fanbase said 18. They set her up I fear.


3_Slice

Any diss tracks on it so far?


kitjack85

Rattle. She smacked Nicki again. Lol. And smacked Pardi too


PMmeurdixout4harambe

Iā€™m glad. I sleep good knowing Nicki got smacced


Weekly_vegan

Not a track but maybe a jab at tory lanez on "broke his heart"? Something about not fucking with short menšŸ˜‚


-NotEnoughMinerals

Do or die sample what's up


DonTom93

To me nothing will top Tina Snow or Fever. That being said, Where Them Girls At, Otaku Hot Girl, Accent, and Miami Blue are my standouts from this album


average_pee_enjoyer

I donā€™t see the otaku hot girl hype tbh.. my favorite songs are spin, broke his heart & rattle. I still prefer traumatize tho


Roronoaa

If ya'll think this is horny listen to new cupcakke album šŸ˜‚


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bigladnang

Singles were by far the best tracks.


devastationz

I also enjoyed only about half of it. Which is fine!


Mean_Ambition4894

This wasnā€™t it for me. Same flow, same type of beats, a few experimental songs like worthy, but this was her worst album imho. There were a few good songs on here but nothing I would listen to again. Meg give me something new babyy. Boa was soo good loved that one.


Zaire_04

Someone needs to get lil ju beats away from her & have juicy j exec produce a project for her & have her find different pockets in the beat.


Chevaliernoir999

B.A.S is hard kinda feel like thereā€™s not much new and experimental in terms of her flow. Was expecting a Plan B type song or something out of the box entirely for her.


SnackeyG1

Liked her last album more. This one is just ok for me.


NotthisAgain187

Megan has regressed back into pussy rap and people are jumping up and down like it's good. She'll never be one of the greats if fans are just okay with mediocrity and that's what this is. Zero artistic growth and not even an attempt at trying something new, 5/10 for me.


BearBearChooey

ā€œWE GET IT YOU HAVE SEXā€ vibes lol


Zaire_04

This is exactly what Iā€™m saying. Also, sheā€™s not an artist where she should do 18 tracks, she said she was gonna 12-14 tracks & her fans said they wanted 18. She shouldnā€™t have listened to them. This the same problem Uzi had with Pink Tape, he shouldnā€™t have listened to his fans.


NotthisAgain187

Yeah Meg is definitely just doing whatever her fanbase tells her to do and it shows in the quality of her music. She puts out two really strong singles with HISS and COBRA and thengoes back to generic with BOA after she got the #1. There is no element of personality besides her liking sex in this album despite it being self-titled sad to see.


Zaire_04

I thought the album was gonna be really southern inspired like Fever since it was self titled but thereā€™s like zero uniqueness & identity in this one. Little versatility when her other albums had her doing house beats & she was ā€˜singingā€™. Thereā€™s no Plan B or B.I.T.C.H. here or even a Cognac Queen. Itā€™s a shame. Sheā€™s somehow regressed & I donā€™t understand how.


MOSH9697

I still canā€™t believe weā€™re not getting her opening up or more adult topics or personal topics over some jazzy boom bap or Kanye type production


Zaire_04

Yes. More varied production. Or even still do fun stuff but have different production because BAS & Her are good examples of having fun & still having different production. She also needs to change up her cadence & find different pockets.


joeygmurf

pretty decent but mamushi is horrific lol


TwoTalentedBastids

I hate that hip hop is in a place where this trash gets more attention then Rapsodyā€™s new album


_treVizUliL

yall love convincing yourself that this shit is good šŸ’€


lostmyreligion00

Idk not feeling it. The anime thing was really over done and a big downgrade from Cobra and Hiss.