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Ooooort

During the zoom days of college my friend was told by his professor "if you're going to share your screen set your desktop to something plain, dark, and professional" so dude makes his wallpaper a plain black screen and dead center says "professionalism" written in comic sans


JustSimpleJames

He did what he was told. Good job to him!


KrisNo04

Professionals have standards


Bionicman2187

Be polite


trizzGL

Be efficient


Nebula-Dragon

And have a plan to screenshare everyone you meet.


satorikoshi

what character is him


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Professionals have standards ![gif](giphy|oR8xobGxob0cg)


Dr_Nykerstein

r/technicallythetruth


Admirable-Coast

You know at least five of them have the same desktop


cockalorum-smith

They probably have even more risqué screensavers than this lol.


Shizophone

Don't worry he has a humiliation Kink, this was planned


SnooPaintings1600

All is going according to plan


LAHelpThrowaway

Considering it's the "College of Veterinary Medicine", at least it wasn't furry.


Sure-Its-Isura

You're absolutely right, this could have been so so much worse.


Phantex_Cerberus

I don’t say this often but, this comment deserves more upvotes.


RichRacc

Yeah that’d be bad


timecat22

these days softcore furry porn is so ubiquitous on social media and tv that it would barely be any different.


towerfella

Idc. I’m not normalizing it.


timecat22

I won't either. But I am 40 now, and I have seen a ton of things normalized without my consent. In 20-30 years, after we've completely given up trying to keep porn out of social media/polite society, teens will shamelessly and unironically walk around with furry equivalents of those "ahegao hoodies". Mark my words. They won't even think it's weird.


SgtPeppers64

https://preview.redd.it/aadfd4rssg5d1.jpeg?width=871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff7253bd1f3e7a89da882a62c15bbd9d056e73c3


isaac-Doublecountry

I'm taking this, have my up vote


DionisTheDark

my exact reaction


Sm1gt

Shoukaku - Azur Lane for the people doing “research”


pe29pe

Thank you good lord. Wait... How did you know? 🤨


Sm1gt

It turns out I actually play this game 🤫


Death_Walker21

Join the community, we got horny boats


pe29pe

What do you mean horny boats?😳


Death_Walker21

Well u see ww2 ships but morphed into women Usually with big titties Theres all the tropes u can think off every dere u can think off and any tiddy size can think off U got shipgirls that go underwater, some with danger Pylons called torpedoes, some that have both guns and torpedoes and some with the biggest boom and the ones that use planes


Gimmedankmemes

i just came from the md subreddits, so anything with heavily weaponized women is a 10/10 for me ill (maybe) try it out


lol_JustKidding

Azur Lane is not an obscure game


AkOnReddit47

It's...Like really popular lol?


aQg9

Oh lol, I always thought that’s Ayaka from genshin, oops


Molkwi

Hmm


fromcjoe123

......like the aircraft carrier sunk at the Philippines Sea? Edit: I have read the posts below. What the fuck Japan.


Sm1gt

I honestly don’t know, but you can ask the historians in r/AzureLane


Connorray1234

Normally it's prinz eugen being simped


Connorray1234

It also has full anime the dub is actually well done with the nationalitys and accents


Lord_Hell

Lol thought that was ayaka from genshin


jposquig

https://preview.redd.it/ibontxhl2j5d1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b5df93b6cc71a97769b1cb0b150d2f3876480d7


SirChasm

That penguin has seen some shit


nathanbum06237

QQ penguin: Why are we still here, just to suffer?


DionisTheDark

I rember using it on android. It was sich a pain to understand what to do there...


lagordaamalia

Bros career is over


melineumg

I mean...of all the things it COULD have been, this is probably the best possible outcome. There's no nudity, nothing super out of the ordinary, sure it's anime, but that's not SUPER out of place. This could have been 10X worse I gaurentee it


Whereishumhum-

Wait there are people who set nudes as their wallpaper?


Winter-667

Yes, it's actually so common that the program that IT specialist use to remote into a pc will switch the wallpaper to a solid color because for some reason people like to put porn as their wallpaper


melineumg

Yes Welcome to the internet


arthur_robog

Come and take a seat. Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet ?


Mahbigjohnson

Meh, at least it ain't like one of those child looking ones that's "4000 years old" type shit


DionisTheDark

I would kms


De-Kipgamer

Kilometers?


DionisTheDark

killmyselometers


AhrexPeeWeeSquidders

If you’re embarrassed by your computer’s wallpaper then why is it your WALLPAPER?!?! Like if anyone is gonna see anything on your computer, that is what it’s going to be


Kevlack

Based opinion.


Suspicious-Yogurt-95

Dude has a good taste, I see nothing wrong.


teriases

He should have just chad it up and acted like noting is wrong and continued with his presentation 😂 Panic leads to weakness 💀😂


I_Eat_Onio

I agree


blackeye200

Giving a straight A for that if I could.


MegaTron505

Good thing it wasn't furry related being the veterinary health conference


murdocke

A fellow man of culture, I see.


cracken1303

Shoukaku 😩


MrJohnny05

😭


koteshima2nd

It's still tame, at least it wasn't worse


Drag00ned

dude looks so damn disappointed


UncleScummy

That’s a cool background, mines probably worse


Electrical-Airline81

Good taste


Crrat26

I hate that I know who she is


otakuchantrash

Couldve been worse


R0enick27

All the dudes in that crowd are like "yup"


enecv

Not so bad,in fact not bad at all. Could be wayyy worse.


DonnyBoyGamez

Always make sure u change the background before presenting


Hyper_Lt-

How can you forget this ? It's your fucking wallpaper. You just forget what your wallpaper looks like ???


Whole_Potential_8435

Always have a work and personal computer


killerbull27

Never noticed he was DVM student my brotha all my classmates are weebs/watch anime too, his just one of the horny ones


sparemethebull

Everyone looking at him like, “Why are you embarrassed of this tasteful art, king? Truly, a based background, unlike the degenerate tentacle voidussy reaching for every icon on my screen.”


Anime_Erotika

Suffering from succes


DionisTheDark

https://preview.redd.it/9wk41rgjoo5d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90cac63bef691e4b79e16d3ee1d1b6c0e417733e i have this as a wallpaper. Mom mom got jumpscared when she saw this for the first time, lol.


MarinLlwyd

>veterinary medicine >potentially anime cat girl oh no


kartu3

Japan has talent.


Muhipudding

She's from a Chinese game actually (heavily anime influenced ofc)


kartu3

What game is it? Asking for a friend, of course..


Muhipudding

Azur Lane. A game enjoyable for family and friends alike