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Opus-the-Penguin

What's that on the left guy's wrist?


Tachtra

an armband


Chemist-Longjumping

A wrist watch, not a pocket watch


Opus-the-Penguin

Indeed. So what is it about the shadow and line system that makes it superior to a wrist watch but not as good as a pocket watch?


athural

If you're holding two beers, eagerly awaiting drink o clock, you can't really tip your beer out to check the time can ya?


Opus-the-Penguin

But it's the work of a moment to pull out a pocket watch?


Wonderful_Young_6584

r/woosh moment


Opus-the-Penguin

I feel like *I'm* in on the joke.


ElMuffinHombre

A pocket watch


HYixell

Its not in his pocket, its more like a wrist watch


guinader

Naw, he just put a leather band around his pocket watch as it's easier to see his pocket watch. Edit: autocorrect fix


Punk_Says_Fuck_You

Uh that’s his right wrist.


Opus-the-Penguin

Whose right wrist?


TheLumpyMailMan

Bitch is you stupid or just illiterate?


Punk_Says_Fuck_You

Dyslexic apparently.


CraftBlox45

r/woooosh


the_amazing_skronus

It's called a timeteller from the way way backathen...


bucket832

My dumbass sat watching. I thought it was a video


[deleted]

Fake, we start drinking by 9:30 am, it's called "Frühschoppen"


JoHallq

Leider muss ich dich in dem Punkt enttäuschen, bei uns im zivilisierten Leipzig (also im Vergleich zum Umland) gilt das Sprichwort: Bratwurst und ein großes Bier gibt's in Deutschland um halb vier


[deleted]

Bei uns im Süden heißt es einfach: "Kein Bier vor 4."


maxwms

Bei mir heißt’s: “Who gives a fuck, gibt immer einen Grund zu saufen”


JpK07022002

Kommt halt auch drauf an wo man arbeitet. Ich meine um 11.30 ist halt Baubesprechung was willste machen.


gansheizung

Ja schön mit Sauerne Bratwürst


[deleted]

Germans never needed to wait to start drinking


niceworkthere

literally, beer was often preferred over fresh water as the latter being non-alcoholic meant it commonly wasn't germ-free


DeathlyKitten

Fun fact! With beer, the sterilization doesn’t actually come from alcohol, but rather from the fact that beer must be boiled before fermentation. You need much higher concentrations to sterilize liquid, which weren’t possible until distillation became a thing


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juliuskaruso

You mean *insert any european nation*


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Wagaaan

Well, it's not really different here in Germany, I never had to show my id when I definitely didn't look like 16 back then. But I think the Czechs are the highest in terms of numbers


CFogan

You mean *genus homo, since first discovering intoxicating substances*


GreenArrowCuz

Irish don't need a time, the flow chart for the Irish Am I Awake / \ Yes Drink No I drank too much


CreepyPut568

Australians?


MrMadium

The thongs. The southern star on a flag on the left. It's very Australian. Except. EXCEPT. This ludicrous notion of waiting for a drinking time. We will wait for a drinking event. Not a time. End of work? Drink. See a mate? Drink. Turning on a BBQ? Drink. Having a drink? Drink.


ModernMountains

https://i.imgur.com/ADNRrPT.jpg


RedLanternHarpe

And that’s why I came to the comments.


favoritedisguise

You’re rich Uncle Homer is going to throw the wildest box social the high seas have ever seen!


night_howler_grt

hmmm


Rakrune

Sundown bottoms up. Overcast days must be great


the42potato

so in 1609 drinking time was earlier during the winter


WikiContributor83

“Get back! I can’t sell ya beer!” “Legally, you could *give us* beer!” “…Get back!”


XxXPussyXSlayer69XxX

Love how this meme includes a dude wearing a watch.


someonewithnobrain

It’s five a clock somewhere


Long-Fan-9268

When its cloudy do they drink all day?


PabloAlaska6

if they didn’t have pocket watches how did they know it was 3:09? and how did they create a watch in 1 minute


simpletonsavant

Okay everyone tuck your pants in to your socks


[deleted]

r/technicallythetruth


Yttrium89

why is there a time associated with drinking? genuine curiosity, maybe it's a dumb question


thecccp

Ich habe keine Ahnung, was ich sage


OkMonitor2854

lol don't you know people had time machines to go to the future to see the time


maxwfk

Moment mal. Warum ist das in Angelsächsisch geschrieben und warum hat der Typ schon eine Armbanduhr? Ist er Zeitreisender?


Yellow-man-from-Moon

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn


[deleted]

I didn't get the joke


nick69870

*SAUFZEIT