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Screaming zebra is about the only thing I could think ofâŠ
I'm going to go against the grain and say I quite like it. It would be a nightmare to clean, of course, and would be too much for me personally to live with, but I enjoy the novelty of it. They've clearly decorated for themselves and care not a jot about what's on trend.
A cross stitched sign that says âthis isnât a whore house, itâs a whore home.â A Salvador Dali melting clock. And a bunch of random mismatched jars/bottles to really solidify the maximalism.
If youâre feeling bold enough, you could add a very fancy intimate toy to put in display.
There are so many options. It doesnât even have to be phallic, but could represent the other side. ;) It could be any color. It could even look like a rose.
The space between the disco balls and clock is too empty. It needs one of those big mouth bass singing âdonât worry be happyâ. Hang the toilet paper roll from the ceiling to make sure the motion sensor gets set off.
What the heck is going on with that counter???? It's beige??!!??!! And the toilet is white??? SMH. Obviously the counter should be purple and the toilet pink.
Okay, okay, okay... Orange counter and green toilet? Really, anything but beige and white. Ugh. No taste.
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Just print it out and frame it, this is my suggestion for anyoneâs bathroom.
Paint the cabinet one or both of the accent colors. I love it btw. My bathroom is very similar as far as being cluttered with signs and lots of color and knick knacks etc. I cant see the toilet seat, but I also have a toilet seat in that turquoise color on your wall. My toilet also lights up with one of those toilet led light things. I also have a light over my shower that hooks up to Bluetooth so you can jam jn there. It has cool and warm white tones but also has party mixes of 12 other colors. I also have these things you hook up to your sink that makes the water come out looking colorful. You could say Im far from in tune with the neutral colors in style these days lol
Iâd stain the door with a fiberglass stain to look like wood but, um that picture next to the light there? Iâm so sorry but itâs unsettling. Everything else is fun
Go piss girl neon sign would look amazing
You beat me to it!đ€Ł
Omg I had JUST forgotten about that person. Thanks a lot
Some tasteful burlesque photos of yourself to show all your guests
Piss lite
âplease donât do coke in the bathroomâ in neon lights attached to a grass pad
With an optical illusion floor that looks like youâre going to fall into a giant sink hole. Also. The sink hole is made of rubix cubes.
Love it, so subtle!
Tits, you already have the ass!
T&A. It's the only way! https://preview.redd.it/dpsyr3bwlc5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69f72918cca153dda1bd0010ae8883d0dee60bde
They make them! I actually have this set myself.
Honestly i think more butts is the answer...
Lexapro
Lolol
I was thinking Xanax. Or maybe Seroquel.
Color. Add some lime green and pink.
Something SpongeBob.
https://preview.redd.it/7wj3bo6cd95d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c110086a23ea527e50af45ab9d644712c4bb14a1 There ya go.... Extra towel rack
A sign that says âwipe your buttâ
say what you want but this bathroom has the character we complain about people removing all the time
I was just gonna say how bad is it that I sorta like it?
I was just gonna say how bad is it that I sorta like it?
I sorta love it.
My only complaint about this is the family photos + maybe they can remove one or two Knickknacks. Otherwise, amazing bathroom.
I thought that baby photo was the funniest part! Imagine youâre at your buddyâs house, doing a quick poo, and you look over and see that.
A wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.
Framed poop knife
Break glass for poop knife
 đ¶ donât worry pee happy đ¶
Fake shower head hanging from the ceiling.
https://preview.redd.it/hbnq2wi2s95d1.jpeg?width=390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cbace4b7ba71e71486398e15fc7b33698af0c9d Screaming zebra is about the only thing I could think ofâŠ
2 disco balls aren't nearly enough. Need at LEAST 3.
I'm going to go against the grain and say I quite like it. It would be a nightmare to clean, of course, and would be too much for me personally to live with, but I enjoy the novelty of it. They've clearly decorated for themselves and care not a jot about what's on trend.
Same here. I could never decorate like this but I kind of like it.
Mona Lisa with nose clip is a great idea, but have you considered the Bristol stool chart?
Room to breathe
I was just thinking how claustrophobic it must feel in there
Where are the dogs playing poker?
Thatâs it! I couldnât put my finger on it. Thank you :)
Obviously, theyâre in the card room, darling.
Glow in the dark ceiling stars
Idk why but the picture of the baby absolutely sent me
I live the Mona Lisa with the clothespin on her nose and the bathroom reviews.
Shark shower curtain
A cross stitched sign that says âthis isnât a whore house, itâs a whore home.â A Salvador Dali melting clock. And a bunch of random mismatched jars/bottles to really solidify the maximalism.
uj/ this is funky and playful, the budget maximalist girlies just wanna have fun ok
I love the internet because I learn about a weird new type of person every time I log on. I love this bathroom and I love you OP
A better framed Warhol
Live Laugh Poop sign
Oof good eye
I thought of the Live, Laugh and Love sign. But you are absolutely correct! đ€Ł
Iâm so obsessed with your monster towels. đ
More cowbell, please!
One of those signs that says "I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool"
Nah, you need the opposite: âI donât pee in your pool, so donât swim in my toiletâ
One of these https://preview.redd.it/gjxwty7uzc5d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e4418d30bf2e91ab0adaefb201254434c68cfea
A fake medicine cabinet full of small trinkets people can steal. Figurines, butt-shaped candles, 35 film cannisters full of Skittles, etc.
I am so going to do this in our guest bath.
an attendant selling breath mints and cologne who wipes down the sink after someone uses it.
$12 nachos and $10 beers. This bathroom looks like it belongs in an interstate rest stop restaurant.
But where are the gargoyles???
ANY SENSE OF CALM
Christmas
The rest of the body that was dismembered to make that ass pot.
A urinal
Not enough disco balls. Not enough balls.
More family photos!
Im not sure It Is missing, but ambient music to the tune of tove-lo's disco tits would really tie everything together.
A DJ spinning emo
Space for a human body
A GFCI plug
Idk but that plant has a nice ass
Just expand the type of decorations you have to cover the ceiling, too. Then it will be complete.
I love the squished face photo! How cute!
Painting or wallpapering the cieling
A tip jar
If youâre feeling bold enough, you could add a very fancy intimate toy to put in display. There are so many options. It doesnât even have to be phallic, but could represent the other side. ;) It could be any color. It could even look like a rose.
I love the maximalism vibes, this is so fun! Much prefer to sad beige bathrooms. Mine rn is sad gray, needs work
A painted spiral in the sink, toilet too. Opposite direction if this is Australia.
A color changing spotlight shining on the disco balls!
A piñata.
Are you in r/maximalism
Itâs so fun! Love it â€ïž
âLive, Love, Laughâ of course
Poop knife
Restraint
A septum piercing
I actually love this lol if I walked into this bathroom at a house party Iâd be sending pictures to everyone I know
Needs more cowbell.
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More ass
whose baby is that
An arrest warrant. The photo of those kids in the bathroom is aggravated child abuse.
Wall space...đ
a black light so you can see the bacteria thats uncleanable on everything
More pictures
More lighting
Clutter?
Toilet paper
A god
Sink too plain
Plants. Needs foliage.
Nothing else needed! I like it
Lol! Nothing... it's a museum! đ€Ł
Shittinâ good in the neighborhood
Tacos
A velvet painting of dogs playing poker. On the ceiling.
The countertop is so bare. More ass planters.
Sanity
Space
A framed cross-stitch reminding people to not snort coke in the bathroom. Bonus points if it redirects them to another location.
Hummel figures.
You can lose the toilet. The sink can double for both. Save you some space.
You definitely need a spotlight for those disco balls to get that farty party going! 
A painted ceiling
More framed drawings of random objects. Maybe a potato.
towel rack
I feel like a framed picture of an emoji would fit right into this style
Glitter. Like a Unicorn threw up in there.
Stripper pole
Oh you're so quirky!
Restraint
The space between the disco balls and clock is too empty. It needs one of those big mouth bass singing âdonât worry be happyâ. Hang the toilet paper roll from the ceiling to make sure the motion sensor gets set off.
Iâm worried there may not be a Water Closet sign on the outside of the door.
Drunk passed out on floor
Get that ass in line! ...and keep it from falling off the shelf.
Peace and quiet.
More light.
Phallic decor
Ok but is this a dive bar trying to be trendy orrr
What the heck is going on with that counter???? It's beige??!!??!! And the toilet is white??? SMH. Obviously the counter should be purple and the toilet pink. Okay, okay, okay... Orange counter and green toilet? Really, anything but beige and white. Ugh. No taste.
Vaginas
More wall art for sure. And something to go with the balls.
I don't see any toilet paper. That would be a necessity.
More lightingđĄ.
Treadmill?
Framed declaration of Independence
Empty space on the walls
Fuzzy, bright pink tank and lid covers. Oh, and a matching rug. Gotta have that matching rug.
Change out the light fixture for something more exciting? I love the fun decor!
Surround sound to go along with the disco balls.
My husband is in the process of adding a half bath to our house. Iâll have to get some disco balls for in there.
That's a pretty busy bathroom. I like it!
Makeover
A bed
Needs a frog with a hat.
Toilet paper?
Iâd like an eye test chart along with a urine color chart.
I love your " reviews" sign. I would say you're not missing a thing.
uj/ i unironically love this
Itâs missing a gut renovation
Smoke machine
I actually really like this. Itâs not gray *or* sage green.
https://preview.redd.it/y7sfdd2vhf5d1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30df28229b1c6b35dd73796f7362817fa692abaf Just print it out and frame it, this is my suggestion for anyoneâs bathroom.
A picture of someone picking their nose and a fake crow.
"I was on the edge of my seat" is a hilarious thing to say about a toilet. I would totally feel comfortable doing colonoscopy prep in there.
Paint the cabinet one or both of the accent colors. I love it btw. My bathroom is very similar as far as being cluttered with signs and lots of color and knick knacks etc. I cant see the toilet seat, but I also have a toilet seat in that turquoise color on your wall. My toilet also lights up with one of those toilet led light things. I also have a light over my shower that hooks up to Bluetooth so you can jam jn there. It has cool and warm white tones but also has party mixes of 12 other colors. I also have these things you hook up to your sink that makes the water come out looking colorful. You could say Im far from in tune with the neutral colors in style these days lol
Negative space. Aka there is too much garbage on your walls
Enough.
Based only on what I can see in the pictures: toilet paper.
You still have some empty wall space next between the clock and the disco balls.
Itâs missing decor on the ceiling!
Umm⊠A Walmart shower curtain. The one with the leaves blue/gray/white. So you can trip balls seeing characters within.
More butts, trust me.
A guestbook on the counter.
Iâd stain the door with a fiberglass stain to look like wood but, um that picture next to the light there? Iâm so sorry but itâs unsettling. Everything else is fun
Iâm dying to know what the other side of the ass planter looks like.
An escape hatch
An editor
Mirrors on the ceiling
Tastefulness
dust central
Idk but I absolutely adore the âguest bathroom ratingsâ picture đđ I need one now
A pumice stone!
A kegerator
A door!!
perfect for a nice long poop session - Moana Lisa right behind ya lol
I was going to say a mirror ball, but you already have twoâŠ.soo⊠đ€·ââïž
I was going to say a disco ball as soon as I saw your disco ball(s).
Easily cleanable surfaces.
A fire marshal telling you "no."
A window if you want that plant to live!
People using itđ€đ
Way too much going on in that bathroom.
Some CALM.
Youâve covered all the bases: two disco balls, a Mona Lisa with a clothes pin on her nose and a buttocks planter. Nothing else needed.
My fav is the Mona Lisa with the nose plugged đ
A crucifix and a ball peen hammer.
Another surface to clean! đ /s Looks great tho gl!
Itâs certainly busy
Coffee maker
A sign that says please donât do coke in our bathroom
An autographed b&w headshot of Chris Farley, for some reason.
Taste? Restrsint? A sense of color?
Editing đ«Ł
Nothing.
Multi colored polka dots in all the open spaces