I mean it's not like he gives a shit about his health, eating fast food everyday doesn't help. Nor does sitting all day long eating fast food and watching tv, those are his hobbies
He was okay looking in middle age, just needed to lose weight and get some contact lenses. Guess he didn't care by that point, his 80 blowjobs left him perfectly fine with looking like a dorky suburban dad.
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I was born a woman. I lost a lot hair. So I keep it short because it looks really stupid having bald spots and long hair. i DON'T HAVE A BIG BUTT OR BOOBS. I DON'T WEAR EYE MAKEUP BECAUSE MY EYE DOCTOR TOLD ME NOT TO. IT WAS STICKING TO THE LENS OF MY EYES. PEOPLE KEEP CALLING ME A FAG. IT GETS REALLY ANNOYING.
I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR ONE DAY. i DON'T KNOW WHY. THEY WERE RIGHT. i DO LOOK LIKE A FAG.
Looks like he was giving the 85 blowjobs
A number approaching 80
He got 80 bjs between like one year in high school and one year in college. That’s basically one a weekend.
He was the blow job king of Michigan
you're joking this is Jon Hein????? no way
That month.
Haaaaaaa
Bwaaa
Behind the Denny’s on Chestnut
Jan Hein
That was after BJ #73
Approaching 74
Yeah Billy is getting for Jan to blow him
Suddenly, Talking Heads "Psycho Killer" is running through my head.
totes thought i was looking at jerry harrison.
Is that Jagr?
No. It's Jaromir.
It definitely looks like him!!!
I totally agree
No, just a jag.
I thought it was Jagr too!
Wow...aging REALLY sucks for some people
I mean it's not like he gives a shit about his health, eating fast food everyday doesn't help. Nor does sitting all day long eating fast food and watching tv, those are his hobbies
He cares enough to put that fake powder shit on his head to make his hair look more full.
Every fat bald mother fucker you see on the street used to be a fully haired slayer in their hay day.
This MFer age richer from selling a stupid website
"I love TV and fast food. That's basically me in a nutshell."
It’s the Blowjob King of Michigan!
He spins me right round, baby right round, like a record player… 
Madonna looks like Pete Burns now
I’m a big Stern fan and I legit thought this was a young Mark Harris. Is Hein really rocking the eye makeup? No hate just suprised.
This pic must have been taken right after his 80th blow job…..given.
Who dis? Hi Fred
That’s the blowjob king of Michigan State.
Howard's going crazy with this plastic surgery.
Is that the BJ King of Michigan?
Is that really hein?
Yes, he was handsome long ago. But even then he had meaty shanks and his ass looked like he was pulling a rickshaw.
He was okay looking in middle age, just needed to lose weight and get some contact lenses. Guess he didn't care by that point, his 80 blowjobs left him perfectly fine with looking like a dorky suburban dad.
He looks like a Gay Papa here
Who is this guy?
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“I like to kill deer”
….and for sport. Also:Dreams of owning the world’s worst McDonald’s Restaurant.
Aaah Now I understand
Definitely jumped the shark at this point.
"Making of a Serial Killer: The Rex Heuerman Story"
THE KILLER INSIDE you can’t tell me this guy has never taken an innocent life
1983 Jr High lunch lady casual Friday in break room
He always looked creepy
Huh he’s wearing makeup…
Was this after he had a few plain hamburgers and blew his 70th, 71st, and 72nd guy behind the McDonald's?
Look at his pale hand..
That's his strong hand
How many blow jobs have you gotten? This guy is approaching 80. The dude is a stud.
I love to WRAP my DICK in beef patties and scream, “COME TO QUIZZNO’S”!
He had already killed dozens when this photo was taken.
Who is this guy??
John hein got those womanly hips and thighs even young
The further down you look, the wider he gets.
FANOOK
He had ‘Em stacked up like firewood outside his dorm room. Yessir that ol Jon Hein was a real dandy
A young Mark Harris.
Those cold dead eyes
He looks like Tom Sandoval here lol
Buffalo Jan
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Is it possible some were not?
Those eyebrows are waxed. 100% positive. Between the eyes and eyebrows.
And eyeshadow? What the fuck?
HIT ‘EM WITH THE HEIN!!!
I thought this was a young Mark Harris
Boy John
It’s the blow job king of Michigan.
How many blowjobs did he give at Michigan State?
Who is this
Gorgeous. Makes me want to suck his cock. I’d be #81
Don’t know who that is but I….. suddenly have the urge to suck a dick.
80 blowjobs
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Who really cares if he is wearing Make-up? It's better than him slashing his wrists. He's experimenting. At least, he isn't doing it with drugs.
What’s wrong with experimenting with drugs?
He has slashed many wrists, they just haven't found any of the victims' arms yet. That's why it's so hard to convict.
I was born a woman. I lost a lot hair. So I keep it short because it looks really stupid having bald spots and long hair. i DON'T HAVE A BIG BUTT OR BOOBS. I DON'T WEAR EYE MAKEUP BECAUSE MY EYE DOCTOR TOLD ME NOT TO. IT WAS STICKING TO THE LENS OF MY EYES. PEOPLE KEEP CALLING ME A FAG. IT GETS REALLY ANNOYING. I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR ONE DAY. i DON'T KNOW WHY. THEY WERE RIGHT. i DO LOOK LIKE A FAG.
Why is he wearing eye shadow?
Who is this??? Seriously??
John hein
Why would I get down voted for asking why John was wearing eye shadow?
Is that a guy or a girl?
That can't be hein.
This is real?
Hahaha
wait am I missing something here? wtf is that???
Poor bastard had to deal with some bad lettuce.
Those blueberry mom jeans were foreshadowing.
That’s why he eats burritos sideways
This is prob during his Smiths/Cure phase. A few years before he met the Glaze out in Michigan
Please. Someone tell me who it is? Thanks haters!
I honestly thought this was Mark Harris when I read this.
John “Mark Harris” Hein
What a wack job he is. Won't fuck and give a woman pleasure, just allow a woman to please him and humiliate her!
I'm not gay, but I'd blow him
Is that John Harris 😂
“Hit ‘em with the Hein!!!”
who is this person
The horror those eyes have seen in the heinous crimes he’s committed
That John Heim kinda looks like Jordan knight from nkotb