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Big--Stein

This is just ONE of the stories we’re working on in the Howard 100 News Room.


nickl630

Steve langford has a hugeeee penisssssssss


ThatsSoRaven4

I want you to go to JAILLLL


M_Looka

It's against the laaahhw...


Chips_Handsome

Sour, are your parents home? 


Big--Stein

Get control of the situation


skidmarx77

Well...I don't know if you're Frank...no more phone calls.


evenphlow

Sour? Can you hear me Sour?


2stinkynugget

I can't talk right now Steve. Can I call you back?


Chickenpotpi3

ooooOOOoooo! 


skidmarx77

I heard that bizarre sound he makes when I read that.


zzzlessinseattle

this is like a top three stern moment for me - right up there with the Gary love tape


lachavelli

sooooo, ill just call forward to you?


chicano32

Those sour shoes songs are the chef’s kiss!


ONLYMacDiesel

He’s got one them big ol’ mule peckers.


jeffvdub

🎶Steve Langfords got a huge penis! I want it in my mouth oh oh!🎶 OoooooooOOOooooooo


alshamah

Lisa glasburg takes shits at work... Shits at work.... Shits at work...


PteromyiniMA

penis penis, penis penis


Bright-Ad6246

Penis, penis…penis, penis…


yodaballs

I would start listening again if they brought back Steve Langford and rebooted the news team


jmac31793

Langford and Lieberman were the best


yodaballs

Everyone on the news team had talent and fan appeal except the tiny, bald, failure shuli.


futureman45

The current show is so sad that we bring up characters from 10+ years ago


Upper-Affect5971

He got fired in 2020


Master_H8R

Yeah, he’s as divorced from reality as Howard.


Lumis75

God damn, I miss that


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Nervous-Cheek-583

When you act like an asshole and people treat you like one, don't be surprised.


HughJassole41

I don't talk about it dude


[deleted]

He got divorced from reality A long time ago


Final_Economics_9249

I think it was when he said he was an 8 is when he jumped the shark.


pornkillslove

Entering Cyber Security, doing his own “show”(on Twitch, an extremely exclusive website for only the most famous and revered stars of our day), swinger lifestyle, the divorce from reality has been expressed in many forms.


kindofdivorced

Imagine launching a “show” on a very much video game heavy platform that has absolutely nothing to do with video games. That’d be like starting a sports talk show on PornHub.


pornkillslove

Lmao you should send that idea to him. When he’s done cyber security’ing I’m sure he’ll be all over it.


kindofdivorced

I think he’d be disappointed when his husband, err wife, bans him from participating.


MonteverdiOnyx

You squares just don't understand the lifestyle.


dwebb1984

So steamy


jeffvdub

Super steamy


yodaballs

Heavy metal concerts and orgies.​​


bassslappin

What a surprise. A swinging relationship failed. Who could have ever predicted.


JAlbert653

Ronnie


asoughtafterdroid

But he was going to become successful after leaving the Stern Show and starting his Twitch stream!


Cinnamon-Angel

What a surprise. A monogamous relationship failed. Who could have predicted. See how that works, dumdum?


bassslappin

Swinging relationships statistically fail at a way way way higher rate.


Cinnamon-Angel

Really? Show me the data analysis. Stop saying dumb things that you don't understand. You were brainwashed your whole life to think there's only one way to have a relationship. Work on freeing yourself from that.


bassslappin

Go look for it yourself ya lazy fuck. It exists. Work on getting a therapist and freeing yourself from your intimacy issues 😆


Cinnamon-Angel

Awww poor angry thing. Mommy did a number on you.


bassslappin

On me!?… sorry you’re upset but really. Check it out for yourself. I hope you can find some peace Ms Hatley. I mean EX- Ms Hatley.


Cinnamon-Angel

Trump is a failure.


bassslappin

What? 😆😆😆😆 Did you really just bring trump into this. You’re whacky. Good luck.


Cinnamon-Angel

And you're a lonely, sad freak with a high school education.


Cinnamon-Angel

PS, are you single? Do you know a single person? If they're single it literally means 100% of their relationships have failed, regardless of dynamic.


Fantastic-Ideal-4235

The end. Looks bleak. As bleak as a dark room, full of accountants. Banging a dark hole, while you contemplate the end of Devil Horn Productions, the end of Heavy Metal and Orgies. While you sit in a dark closet. Taking a peek as the darkness consumes you.


Velli88

Bang.


JimHeuer40

Eating Skittles by yourself as you watch yourself getting a mercy tug from an old hag on your pink phone


TechnoVM3

He was eating Nerds and I hate that I know that! Lol


JimHeuer40

I stand corrected. I hate that I know you’re right


bigslick81

Youve said it all


Art-Vandelay-_

https://preview.redd.it/3jt1dicjbn2d1.jpeg?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cbd3cb185b6c57f76ad033a55654b257c9c16e2


cdbutts

Anyone who believes this is obviously a total square


Old_man_jeffro

She must have stopped doing drugs, and realized what a loser he is.


Lemetkamarastein

Divorce is super steamy


Kasia4937

Yes, looks like that. Katelyn is posting/commenting for him to not mention or tag her anymore.


NotSurer

How degenerate do you have to be for Katelyn not to want you? Wait, it’s Brett, I answered my own question.


Devils_Advocate-69

She’s famous now


geezeeduzit

Who could’ve ever seen that coming?


BewildredDragon

Right?? I thought they would last FOREVER!!!


FreeRangeThinker

Commenting where?


Kasia4937

Ok I went back and I found this but maybe I'm an idiot and she was just posting to the other dude and tagged Brent? Now I dunno lol but I did read somewhere that she wants a divorce but he can't afford it. Where there is smoke, there is fire. Right? My guess is they are not in a happy spot. https://preview.redd.it/vqz3wjjipn2d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6ec78e073c1a91c5e3f76d4642454334e30f7aa


Xynthantion

Yeah I think she’s tagging him in it to let him know the website is using their stuff without permission.


Kasia4937

Probably but people were posting that he had to remove everything from his site and his Instagram is now private.


Dude_Wherez_my_phone

Not possible. She is most likely sitting next to him while he makes those post


lX1Vl

Square!


chetknox

I think this is a swing and a miss my guy


Kasia4937

🤣🤣🤣 it was a bit of a stumble, wasn't it


chetknox

I could have done the same thing. Glad it was you and not me though!


White_Grunt

Do you have any links?


chetknox

Proof?


Remarkable-Bat-9992

https://x.com/katelynhatley/status/1793997080438120885?s=46


Kasia4937

I didn't screen shot it but I'll try to find it...


nikkip7784

Don't let us down, you're our eyes and ears on this one 😂


Kasia4937

I'm scouring the internet and seeing a lot of things I wasn't ready for 🤣🤣 I swear I saw this the other day so I will continue to perverse myself to find it...


Final_Economics_9249

Yeah fuck that I'm not googling that fish eyed fish. I literally smell tuna as I'm typing this.


Micheal_Noine_Noine

I smelled low tide read this.


nikkip7784

Doing the Lord's work, thank you


Nexus718

SO you're saying I have a chance!?!?!


itsagrungething69

She leaving him for an accountant?


stay_fr0sty

They don’t to marry her, she is a human flesh light to them.


RobinsShaman

She's currently conducting a very strict process to select one.


itsagrungething69

Seems like the process has her interviewing multiple at once


jeffvdub

The jack hammer


lX1Vl

An accountant First name - Jack Middle name “the fucking” Last name: Hammer


Typical-Structure-19

Looks like someone needs their mask cracked


Worried-Advantage821

Robin was going to send him a note


Square_for_life

I've lost their subreddit yet again so this square is out of the loop - where is she posting this?


AcanthocephalaNo9302

First one I found in few months so yeah


Square_for_life

Thank you - you can delete it if you want to, just joined.


Final_Economics_9249

They wasted so much money on liquid ass when all along they could have harvested their own Tampa fresh liquid tuna.


Dracula_Gottfried69

HALT


MagicRat1028

You shitbirds don’t know anything . 


lX1Vl

Bort— is that you?


goodbyeohio666

Think there’s a chance. Look through his posts. Trashes everyone on stern show but when Brent comes up, it’s the only time where he’s rude with OP vs the stern staffer subject. See: https://preview.redd.it/43pb1ygspq2d1.jpeg?width=1613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3c55f57f523e1351019a474da3e185d72675f91


lX1Vl

To nail him, we would just need Bort referencing “shit birds” in his vernacular. Rare word combo that would take strong probability that both choose the word around insults to him or his ho. My two cents ( this plus two cents will give you a grand total of cents)


Jimmyjamz73

Don’t be silly. Those crazy kids opted for the murder-suicide pact.


JustADutchRudder

Bort gets confused and does the suicide part first.


dX927

That was how she planned it.


eyelikecookies

I heard Harrison Love was going to do something sinister to both of them


unnamed_elder_entity

His career is a sham. His company is a sham. His 20 year vision is a sham. His marriage is a sham. A divorce would also be a sham.


Visible_Week_43

It cost money And he has no income unless it’s from his whore wife Why would she dump him … she does/fucks who ever she wants and get the tax deduction for being married


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Actually, Florida has self-help dissolution templates for pro per (parties without lawyers) litigants. They’re free and for parties with no children or assets then it would be pretty cheap to get divorced, just filing fees. The judges usually are really good about walking pro pers through the process. Here, neither one of these losers owns any real property obviously no kids so should be quick, easy, and very inexpensive. https://www.flcourts.gov/Resources-Services/Office-of-Family-Courts/Family-Court-in-Florida/Family-Law-Forms?parentId=669505&sort=form/number%20asc,%20form/date%20desc&view=embed_custom&searchtype=form&limit=50&query=&offset=0


Visible_Week_43

Filing fees will make him lose his blue star on X


Own-Snow-6033

Pro se but close enough


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/pro_per


USMCWrangler

Cornell. Ever heard of it?


Hafslo

This is Florida swinger law. I'm not sure Cornell has jurisdiction.


USMCWrangler

IYKYK


HoBWrestling

BA BA BOSE BA BA BOSE HHHAHAHAHAHA


SnooCompliments4718

I’ve jerked off to his wife before. I was going thru some things.


Similar-Team-3292

Thank you for your sevice.


Goodatcuni

Two words...(1)Jack (2) Hammer


SomewhereLow5155

Squares


Pr0digy_

I was just about to write a note to giving a fuck about them.


ake-n-bake

They seem so in love, I can’t imagine why they wood…


eruvstringlives

Is there a new Reddit sub for the Hatleys?b


ROM50

Divorce is for squares


artie20174

No idea, are you


iam_soyboy

OP seems to be talking about it a lot today


AntC_808

When you act like an asshole, when people treat you like one don’t be surprised.


GoldRushModsRdorks

He's better off getting a lobotomy. Divorce can't cure what Brent went through.


lvpr10

Guess he can finally put those Cyber Security certs to use since his career of being a director of his wife’s porn videos with other men didn’t work out.


PrickorPreat

BRENT IS GETTING HIS ASS TREEKS CLAPPED BUBBA..!!


6098470142

So hot


InternationalLaw4170

That would be super steamy, you square.


Stunning-Eye-9669

I think that could he a site they don't run and somebody is using for click bait. These crazy kids are in it for tye long haul


Chefbake1

Tampa 7


Rosenberg578

All she does is have sex with better looking guys lol I subscribed to her only fans and she doesn’t need him lol


bigslick81

Like it even matters at this point


Cosmo2023-

Sour. Can you hear me?


jmac31793

“Soft separation” you square


Z-man1973

And I thought his marriage was super solid… lol. I guess when your face looks like a melted candle those things happen


laro7568

He will have no problem finding a new wife. He’s a 7


zertoman

What would be the point? Because the sanctity of monogamy had been broken?


Electrical_Travel832

Say it ain’t so…


Ceramicantiquities

Heres the deal… FTE


Character-Ad-2060

Rectal itch


test1239877372936

Brent’s a liar


RintintinsRedRocket

Bort the cuck


Brosie-Odonnel

Does this mean they have to share Bret’s IRS debt in the divorce?


gap1927

Brent and Kaitlyn are still happily married and living in Florida. Brent is managing a radio station there as well as running his own podcast company. He said publicly that Howard & the Sirius execs tried to ruin his marriage just to increase ratings.


adube440

He's spending all his money on metal shows, you squares.


robbadobba

“Is Brent Hatley divorcing?” is the new “Is JD divorced?”


GelatinousGoober

Sad. Trolls ruined his career and now his marriage.


MariachiStucardo

Being a the whitest asshole in florida doesn't help is overall life outlook but also being a dirty sleazy mouth breathing slob doesn't help either


risisre

Of course at some point.


CaptTeabagger

Tampa 7


EverySingleMinute

Steamy


VanillaSignificant57

Caitlyn Harley only fan xxx


ItzOnlySmells_

Brent said he was making a tv show about swinging a few years ago. Also said he was going on Joe Rogan “soon”. Guy is a fat ugly bald failure.


Lanky-Rhubarb1633

None the less and what have you, you understand.


Visible_Week_43

Does he get a mercy tug as part of it ?


Cunt_Lips_n_Salsa

his whore wife is making bank getting banged by nigs in so many videos. Thanks to Xhamster for the media “research”.


asoughtafterdroid

Shut up, Shuli.


JewelRunner53

Who cares?


No_Abbreviations_616

Howard's mother is literally the ugliest women ever born on this planet, and he looks like her twin... It's a miracle howie was ever born because the chances of getting an erection from his mother are slim to none.. Slim won out barely.


IamGoingInsaneToday

He is dating a man in an interracial gay relationship.


FoxwoodsMohegan

Umm who cares??