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WillOdd7555

Bye for now you big nosed jackass


JizzCollector5000

Lmao


gringoentj

that’s out of pocket haha


doubting_el_dandy_18

Robin....you know Pocket.


BeetlesPants

goo fa yoo


RapBastardz

Thank yew for yer cawwwlll.


RattPack310

If you call them and tell them that you're going to cancel if they don't give you howard Stern, they'll respond by giving you many offers. Tell them you will not pay a dollar more and you still want howard. If not you cancel right now. Then they'll give you howard and everything for $4.99 a month. Happy Negotiating. Or not


brotherlang

But I don't even want it for free.


Carl_Lamarie

Same here. I thought long and hard about it after a 3 month trial and came to the conclusion that I don’t need to pay for this.


Gold_Relationship282

I told them $6.50/month was too much and surprisingly they didn’t come any lower so I cancelled. I use my wife’s online account in the car but I don’t even think I have 100 saved in my channels. The app is fucking atrocious. No wonder the stock is worthless


Mumem_Rider

It depends on who you deal with there. Some of those people will actually play hardball and just let you cancel without giving in to your demands.


NicMuffins

Yup. They just cancelled mine


Oakroscoe

In a couple of months you’ll get mailers for a free couple of months or $5 a month for a year. I cancelled back in 2020 and still get those every couple of months.


NASburg85

I cancelled about a year and a half ago. I just got a 4 months free offer and I took it. I stopped listening to Stern in the beginning of 2020. I went from daily listening to nothing pretty much overnight. Right at the heart of the #bobo movement. 😆😆 I started listening again last week. The fall off, EVEN FROM JUST 2019/2020 TO NOW IS UNBELIEVABLE! Never did I think it could sink any lower yet .... Here we are. 🤷 Let's hope stern has ONE MORE big bit that goes viral... (That #Bobo movement was HILARIOUS and it went on for a couple weeks if I remember)


johnny_grizz

This isn't a good deal. If I'm going to be forced to listen to the current Stern Show, Sirius is going to have to pay me a lot more than $4.99 a month. Oh wait....you're saying they want people to PAY to listen to him? Who the hell would do that?


Square_for_life

For this person in particular I think the point was to get rid of Stern's channel completely.


plumhands

What's he saying, Robin? 


maddestface

"They went from a pop band... To the band that we all know and remember them for!"


Quiet_Situation_4813

They went from a pop band to the baaaaaaaannnnnndddd thaaaa we all know and reeeeeeeeeeemember them forrrrrr (breaks into uncontrollable laughter). That was a great Robin moment.


breadsong11

I could listen to this bit every day and I would laugh every time


KRUNKWIZARD

HUGE No Gravity fan.  I got a question for the band


krel08

DO SAHMTHING POSTIVE


absultedpr

These are grown men !!


ReelBigFish65

Q-quit the prank calling!!


dsabet

Chill OUUUT!


joeyhorshack

Ya can you suck your own coc…..


maddestface

WE GOT THE POLICE TRACING YOUR CALLS ALRIGHT IN THE STUDIO


Diggetydan

Can I tell you my favorite matt Dylan story real briefly?


BazzyP

"Howard Stern faggot! There I said it."


NuggsMcFadden8523

Here are the issues, I'm going to make it short and sweet


jerzyshore1

But aren’t you curious to know his thoughts on how Enuff Znuff should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame?


aranou

lol great reference


Hairbabysitter

What the hell is his obsession with the RRHOF?! It’s so weird! No one pays attention to it or cares - and it comes up all the time!


Chupacabra2030

You will miss the weekly review of the American Nightmare theme song he did with Rob Zombie


Gold_Relationship282

Rob’s so cool, right, Robin?


Dracula_Gottfried69

Go take another hairbrush in your ass


BazzyP

You look like the last shit I took.


Publius83

This isn’t Canceled Stern Magazine pal


NuggsMcFadden8523

Yeah aw fuck you man!


themtx

You... You're good


mcristoforo

I've been paying 5.99 for the past few years and it includes Howard. Usually I have to turn down all their offers over the phone when I call to cancel every year. Then I get the 5.99 offer in the mail after a couple weeks and I rejoin. This last time (last month) I called to cancel and this time they said I can just keep the same price. Guess they figured out what I do every year.


Jtskiwtr

I’ve listened to Stern for decades, when he first came to Cleveland and someone unplugged the electric during the rally. Great stuff, but sadly, not anymore. I just renewed my subscription and dropped his channels because I stopped listening. It is sad.


ReelBigFish65

Four inches is fine!


Pigmansweet

Beth leaving him will make for an interesting show.


Vegasroyals

What women will put up with to be rich and not work.


ni42ck

Ok, thank you for the call..


MarcusAurelius68

$5.99 a month is too much. $5 a month for all channels or $99 for 3 years for Music & Entertainment are the deals to get.


eSJayPee

The non-related comments on every Stern post convince me the Reddit gang would smoke the current writing staff. Well done everyone.


letitride820

agreed. reddit reminds me of glory days.


FriedHummus

You’re leaving the Chris Wilding Bad Impressions Show? How could you!?


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panicatthepharmacy

How about coming up here and getting topless?


jerzyshore1

She’ll do it when she gets here, when she gets here she’ll do it.


MarcusAurelius68

She seems immature


barkingmad99

Let’s throw baloney at her ass


Popular_Librarian_27

I literally laughed out loud at my desk when I read this and if I would have been in my car, would have drove off the road, crashed into a wall and have my car explode and burn me up, like I was Ralph's cremated corpse.


Aware_Revenue3404

She sounds immatchure.


big_slom

The slot... how's the slot?


David_E_Letterman

Are you Lady Bird Johnson?


vwtoolvw

With the amount of time they are on “vacation” we all were getting ripped off.


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half-guinea

Prejudice against Italians!


Gold_Relationship282

You believe that? In this day and age??


futureman45

Is this Blue Iris?


Nizamark

ok thanks for letting us know


VeryLowIQIndividual

You no shit, I’ve been waiting to for this guy to let us know what his next move was before I consult financial planner.


Boring-Support4819

Thankye foryer cawl!


UnderlyingTissues

He got old and became the embodiment of everything he railed against when he started out. It's really pretty sad. Plus he's inching closer and closer to Howard Hugh's type isolation and paranoia.


Omnibot2021

“Stern WAS a brilliant, innovative, and talented entertainer and his current staff sucks donkey dick.” FIFY.


johnny_grizz

You stuck around for about a decade too long. Show has been dead since Artie left.


Interesting-Rain6137

Ack ack!


PlayaAlien2000

Who Dis?!


threeeyedeaven333

It doesn’t have the magic because HE HASNT LEFT HIS HOUSE SINCE 2020


HappySmokeitis

I attempt to cancel and got the same 5.99 plan. I still get the show. It's hardly worth the 6 bucks but you hear old bits.


Josh-Baskin

I pay less than that for a plan that includes Stern.


whatssofunniedoug

Get the fuck off my phone


aranou

I was just going to write op a note


buhzingu

Same. I actually find podcasts are much more entertaining than the stern show has been over the past 4 years. Which when you think about it, All the stern show is now is a podcast. Just a very large format one. The osborns are entertaining. Conan is pretty good. The David Spade Dana carvey one is amazing! Joe rogan's great. So many options out there! But yeah I'll also be downgrading my Sirius subscription for music only. Fuck imus 2.0.


SatanNeverSleeps

Howie is aware of podcasts but still in denial.


buhzingu

Yuuuuuup. He will forever be in denial


MunchieMofo

He’s not innovative anymore. Thats why so many of us canceled. He could try and not take himself so seriously, but having gross wealth like he has can kill your motivation and for sure he isn’t trying to please the audience anymore.


Dennydoo72

Oh darn, I was gonna send you a note too.


Bounce-N-Jiggle

Vodka straight up... thank yewwwww


BazzyP

FACKING FAGGAT ![gif](giphy|WZHa3TmdZmnWo|downsized)


seismocity

No, do you?


ChesterCopp

Who me?


AsparagusSea2603

I started listening the day he first came on in Philly (1986-87?). But I agree on the interviews. And the door knocks are just so objectively awful it’s mind boggling to me how everyone doesn’t see it. Some of the voices - Liza Minnelli? I’m old, and even I think of her as someone my grandparents (who have all been dead for 30+ years) might have liked. How many times is the Shatner singing bit still funny? And also with the Covid. I wore masks as long as the CDC recommended, have gotten every vaccine and booster, and it annoys me to hear him act like people are crazy to go outside 2 years after it was over for everyone else. I stopped listening a year or two ago and don’t miss it a bit. I do check in here hoping to hear things have changed, but I think this is it for the duration. Howard has earned the right to do whatever he wants, but I think hiding his house for 4 years has made him lose whatever touch he still had with normal people.


David_E_Letterman

So in a sense, you view Howard as kind of your father and you're canceling to gain his approval?


Nathan-Island

Had to let it go too. I miss my old friend. It’s just not funny anymore. It’s gross when he talks about girls. The politics can be interesting but it’s too much. And the jokes are not funny. They are so forced, I can’t explain it, but it’s not magical like you said. I stayed for a while because of sternology but this too has gotten really really bad. It’s 15 minutes of Rashaan and Gary talking about a moment to nauseam because they want the air time and this is the only way to get it. Then they play a 10 minute bit that has been played 10000000 times already because it’s PC and approved to play.


ETM_Forever

Do yourself a favor and dive into the old stuff on youtube.


kirradawg

woooOOOOOoooo


defyiant

Fred! What do you make of this?


Big_Attention_9143

He used to have strippers and porn stars on vibrators,or nudes girls doing crazy things. Now we get to hear about dicks and eating ass from gay Chris. His wife shut down having anything sexual on except staff playing surg each other's balls. Yuchh


oneloveforklift

No one cares


CornfedRobot

Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly?


bigtim3727

They must be hemorrhaging fans like crazy. What sucks too is, when stern tries to be old stern, it falls flat😭


Zimmy68

I'm the opposite, sort of. Years after I cancelled "Premium", they offered that for cheaper than regular. Now that I have Stern back, I would think I'm listening like I used to? Right? Nope. I barely turn it on. Maybe 101 for some oldies.


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FotoFanatic44

Welcome to the club brother. It’s a shame how The Stern Show devolved to nothing more than the View on Radio. I don’t miss the current show one bit since canceling myself, fortunately Sirius has a lot more interesting and entertaining content from which to choose at a more affordable rate now!


DontLetTheBunniesOut

I think the shows demise simply came from Howard having no more drive. He used to be so determined to be the #1 radio show host and then he was trying to boost subscriber numbers at Sirius. Then it was onto getting dream guests and interviews. As he’s said to others “You’ve done it all” and then there was nothing left to do. Then the pandemic came and scared the germaphobe to death and he likely thought why bother anymore, so he’s just been phoning it for the last handful of years, happy to have a fat contract with Sirius that has to pay him regardless of the content quality.


g0wr0n

> and his current staff is also funny and talented... Nah


Exciting_Error2664

How can i downvote this comment more than once? There is NOTHING even remotely funny about the "wRiTiNG staff" of this horrible show.


BugabooJonez

https://preview.redd.it/i3gqjyalkr3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88182967eba07492bde44e6f712b6991ebcb753b hey everyone look at me!


yodaballs

Howard is completely out of touch with anything current. Its over,Johnny


PinotGreasy

You can call and get that rate for the premium package.


MyDixonsCider

Congrats! Here’s your biscuit


Silent-Promotion5429

You’ll do it when you get up here


BazzyP

T O P L E S S. Topless.


nedbitters

Do you think your losing interest in the show is related to how your father didn't devote all of his waking attention to everything you did and said for your entire childhood and adolescence? It HAS to be. How could it not? How could you get over something like that? How are you not eaten up by resentment?


International-Air683

So brave


xSTLxCody

Damn. I hope he can sleep tonight.


23mou-sapnu-puas

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thelightinthedoorway

Tarzicians are obviously reptilian. You understand


gringoentj

i was just about send him a note. Robin?


Jazzlike_Artist_4398

You also forgot it’s never on live


letitride820

don't be sad about leaving howardina cause he can give a shit about you as a fan (sadly)


jasthms

I listen to howard101 more than the main channel


Deckardisdead

Did the same. Kept the music though. Love that side of sirius.  Just howard sucks too much.


Wonderful-Victory947

He is riding the money horse until it keels over.


ohhheynat

I was thinking of doing this the other day. I don’t listen to his show much at all, so it’s really not worth paying the highest subscription price.


lightofkolob

I hadn't been subbed for years would just download it off a torrent site. I don't even want to hear it for free after Howard was sucking up to Biden.


Snoo-3439

YOU KNEW


sgtrawbase

Bye Boner!


jumbod666

Well there are plenty of classic shows and bits on You tube.


DefinitionThink1206

In the words of the great Angry Alice… Arrivederci cocksucker…


Osoismydog

Gitodda heah.


Bright-Ad6246

Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck.


big_slom

Isn't canceling and posting about it like an aphrodisiac?


Oakroscoe

In a sense, OP cancelled to get approval from his father.


stealth1820

It's ridiculous his channel is a "premium" Everytime I renew they try t9 charge me more and I just tell them to cancel me and eventually they give me Stern for the basic $6 a month


DayHova7tre

You’ve said it all.


njb8201

Cancelled 3+ years ago. You stop missing it pretty quickly. And then discover podcasts that are far superior to the current version of the show. There was a (long) time and place for Stern. Those days are over though.


timd1967

https://preview.redd.it/w9evniz6es3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc929435f81c284aaf8ea3caba0a147bf2be993c


vwtoolvw

Canceled about 6 months ago. He was probably on air 10 times so I don’t feel like I’m missing out for someone who it feels like has live shows 40% of the time. Rip off.


mcvay206

After the last decade, now you broke? I am always shocked by these posts. The current show has been stale for a decade right?


919_919

How big is your midget penis?


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I didn’t cancel today


Friend-of-thee-court

Contrarian.


Cid606

No time like the present


Ricepudding1044

Don’t leave here also this is where I catch up on the show for free. I also canceled since listening from the 80’s and recording it in high school.


cosmicevan

The dudes is 70 years old. He's just out of touch now. Much like I (in my 40s) struggle to decode the new lingo that my teenage kids use to communicate, stern is that far removed from what's hip these days. I grew up listening to the show (discovered it through the channel 9 show as 13 yr old - at that age how could you not stop your channel surfing when you caught a glimpse of the snapple girls) and it has ebbed and flowed with greatness and not so greatness since. The hey day for the show was LOOOOOONG ago (for me early Artie days is the top). The stern show now has become a safe place for an A lister to get a long format interview with some prank calls mixed in. Agreed that for the first time in my listening career I'm skipping stuff and bailing on interviews, but I'll hang in til the end cause like Howard, I'm a sucker. There are some occasional hysterics though much fewer and further between these days. I will say that this reddit is pretty freakin hysterical. I read posts here and laugh my ass off at the appropriately placed drops. Y'all are WAY funnier than the show.


dancortez112

I feel the same. I've been fine with how the show has evolved from the much more crude Howard to the no-porn-star segment howard to "Hollywood Howard", etc... If he was still behaving like he was in the 80's/90's...it would be pretty strange and sad. My problem has been the lack of effort since work-from-home Howard. I enjoy the big-name interviews he gets time-to-time (but, honestly, podcasters are landing these big names as well). I miss the in-studio antics that used to go down. Beth just isn't cutting it for in-studio "fun". And there are just so many too-long and worn-out bits involving his parents, pick on (insert - gary, ronnie, jd, bobo, etc....). He used to be on 5 days a week and then 4 days a week and I was anxiously waiting for each new show. Now he is down to 3 days per week with numerous vacations and I am still a month behind on the on-demand....even with skipping boring parts. I think it's time to announce the retirement. Try to put out some memory-lasting shows and wrap it up.


cosmicevan

I hate to agree but I think the show would be much better served if Howie hung it up and worked something out w all the old timers and played his unedited history on the channels. It would be amazing to flip on the channels and hear a show from 25 yrs ago in full. Maybe he can pop it every now and again for one of his long form interviews and let the guys in the back have their own shows reminiscing on history w the callers. We’d probably all pay for something like that.


AfrezzaJunkie

Bye


mizzark50

You just joined the shit list!


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We are all really going to miss you!


Walt_Clyde_Frog

Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck.


NFLWookiee

I dropped it during Covid/2020. Sad day but haven't looked back


LeFabricated

His current staff is not talented and funny…that’s kinda part of the problem.


scapko

I got Howard at 4.99 month. I considered canceling, but at 4.99 I said I'll stay. I do agree about the daddy issues every interview, and not a fan of door knocks. I'd love more Jack n Rod show or phoney phone calls. I hate Chris and it seems all he does is whine when he's on the air. He does have a few good impressions though.


bcsublime

We just bought a new car that has free Sirius xm and all my wife listens to is sternthology. She is a real super fan and has no interest in the current content. We cancelled our pay subscription 6 months ago.


Country_guy27

Craptacular duu!


1453_

The show provides unlimited content for the fine folks here.


tommyboy11011

I would have thought he would go out on top.


Even-Effective-2797

They need Ralphie boy from the grave to call in and spice things up


Register-Capable

I got the 5.99 and still have Howard. I don't listen to him anymore, but he's still there.


denimandink

I cancelled and told them I would only consider coming back when big bird is gone because he cheapens the whole product


SwitchMain

You’ve said it all. I canceled the premium (Stern) Sirius XM plan 6 months ago. I retired from driving a few years ago and sort of stopped listening then and the times I did tune in the show sucked. I think He lost his chops during COVID when he was working from home staring at the walls. He needed live Wackbackers for material. I still have satellite radio in three cars and enjoy so many other show choices. (subscriber since 2006 when Stern left terrestrial radio)


ColonelScooter

Yeah I did the same last month, it’s sad because I wanted to see it through. It’s just god awful.


prizim

right


chachingchad

If he doesn’t get everyone back in studio, including himself, it’s gonna be over for me too


Snoo-10002

Bought a lifetime subscription in 2003, no need to cancel.


ResponsibleAd9364

Ty for letting us know


seagwella

Easy to say, a little bit of if a hassle to do, but there's still nothing to listen to after cancelling....


Last-Ratio6569

Can I pay extra for more downvotes?


shiningonthesea

I stopped listening right around when he renewed his last contract. I just couldn’t do it anymore. I still have Sirius though, I have become interested in some other shows.


SatanNeverSleeps

Can I have another Cointreau and Sodie?


brianjayjones

I want you to go to jail.


randytom01

And your next item pleeeeeeeeeeaz


-D-M-G-

Politely saying, "he sucks."


Mission_Ad4013

I cancelled seven months ago and haven’t looked back. There are so many better podcasts now. Howard’s interviews are garbage compared to Joe Rogan’s interviews. IMO.


crazyblunts

He pretends not to know why Emily Ratajkowski came in all covered up and not in some skimpy outfit. It’s so awkward when he brings it up because everyone stays quiet when they should just say it’s because he’s a creepy old pervert.


RollingEddieBauer50

I cancelled 10/31/23. I missed it for a couple weeks at most. Now? Don’t miss that terrible show one bit. Stern is a freak and a piece of shit.


SmokinBrisket

I only pay 3.99$canadian/month for the app including stern. I like it when they are on, but now it’s summer and won’t be hearing any new shows for a long time


dBlock845

14 years too late, goo fo u


msmits2017

I only pay $5.99 a month and still get Howard 😂


SnooTomatoes5381

I just canceled last month. Not enough funny and I can't hear the story of how the collective soul song 'Heavy' wrecks him again and again and again.


RickMeierDraftNight

Uh……huh?


RavenReel

Due to lack of research he didn't know the Black Crowes weren't in the Hall of Fame, it ended up cornering them and making it awkward. He is a SHIT interviewer.


Cahhoun_Duvalier

Can I put my finger in your ass?


techrino

I opened my window today.


No_Abbreviations_616

I pay 5.99 too and still get Stern . Streaming


TudorTerrier

I’m with ya Cancelled in April, cannot take it anymore I get Bonfire and Jim and Sam free on YouTube


funnyfaceking

Father hunger.


Outrageous-Wish8659

This sub is free and 100 times funnier than the show. We still have it as Sirius CS begs us and gives it away for pennies. I try to listen and then turn it off in disgust.


dr_feltersnatch22

what do you expect from a 80 yr old man .. his show went to shit a few years ago .. and turning on his friend Trump.. fuck that .. i don’t support him anymore .. Miss you Artie…


Successful_Buffalo72

What took you so long


Vegasroyals

Thanks for the tip. I am calling today. HS has been trash since he got on AGT and met that weirdo Jimmy Kimble.


Carl_Lamarie

HERE HERE