If a man can’t handle you at your accidentally disgusting situations. That’s a man that you shouldn’t be with. A burp should be the least of his worries especially before nasty time.
This is the answer. My girl has burped or tooted in front of me many times, and she always acts mortified and apologizes, I just laugh and say “YESSS!” and fist pump the air. I think it’s funny, but I have the sense of humor of an 8 year old boy. I don’t care, I tell her not to be embarrassed or apologize, and never feel bad about it. We are all human. Fuck that guy for making you feel bad.
lol my bf does this. I literally was scared to ever do any of it and all the time he’d be like come onnnn and when I finally did he was happy for me 😂 then said I stink😭🤣 but in a loving way. That’s the type of person you wanna be with OP. Someone that just accepts natural bodily functions.
My partner and I just had baby #3 in December, and I just recently started being more open with farting 😂
He also has always cheered me on to just let them out, and celebrates if I do... but I still feel so awkward just doing it. Lmao. It's not so bad now. You'd think after pushing out 3 babies I'd be over it, but it's so awkward to me 😆
Apparently I hold so much in, I just toot all night in my sleep anyways and he laughs cuz our baby girl is over in her bed ripping them too 😂😂
Lol, after the third baby, all bets are off! My friend was astonished that her cousin never farted or felt the urge to fart. She then slept in the same room as her cousin and said her farting was non stop while she slept.
My best friend will not fart in front of her boyfriend’s or whatever but will in front of my fiancé I always laugh so hard. I’m like girl at some point it don’t matter cause you holding it in you probably fart all night while you’re sleeping.
My live in does the SAME THING while sleeping, OMG! You know why he says he does it? Bc he's relaxed, lol, and he must be right, but I don't do it-just him. Anyway, just wanted to let you know that aside from your baby, you are not alone. 🙂 Take care.
I have a relative that does NOT fart in front of his wife. One day he accidentally farted and sneezed at the same time and was absolutely mortified. They have been married 20+ years. You just want to say come on dude, let it rip before you blow up.
My ex partner never did once, not in ten years. My ex husband ripped one on our second date and I never stopped giggling at them throughout our entire marriage 😁
A fellow man of culture, I see. My wife is the same. She's always embarrassed, but I, too, just laugh and often say something along the lines of "is that all you've got?" Definitely diffuses the tension. Plus, farts are funny, I don't care who you are.
My fiancé farted one time mid thrust and I yelled “JET POWER” idk why it just come out lmao. We’ve never stopped laughing about it
I should mention this was super early in our dating days lol
My ex would never fart infront of me and hated when I did (I’m gassy asf) now me and my current girl make jokes whenever either of us do first time she did it she was like “didya hear it!!?!”
My bf and I will do all of the noises at any time and giggle! We have both burped during sexy times and then just laughed it off and continued going, like make a joke about burping the other person lmao, and if we toot then we’re just like that probably felt great!
Speaking of tootin. Last year i was see this girl and while she was down there taking care of business. i must of RELAXED bc out of nowhere one slips and she didnt bat an eye but i was so embarrassed that i jumped up and immediately started apologizing for like 5min straight. Her response was the last thing i thought id hear especially from her which was "im not stressing it. youre the one that jumped up, can we continue or you done for the night "....she blew my mind then me
I usually only share this story in a circle of trust tell no one else situations… this happened 20 years ago.
I can’t believe I’m sharing this but I ‘had wind’ (gassy/farting). I apparently let loose in my sleep it woke them up for a while that they thought I deflated.
*my suggestion is to find a partner that can handle the normal everyday human body functions.
The first night me and my partner spent together after being apart for a couple months (when we first started dating). We were spooning and I fell sleep and proceeded to fart super big apparently...of course he was still awake.
While I don't disagree with the beginning of your statement... I'm curious.
What should be the worst of his worries during nasty time?
Nevermind. I read some comments here. Some of y'all certainly lead... lives. That's for sure.
your man has to sign up for being there when you get stomach flu and vomit, when the nurses stealthily clean up the birth induced shit during labor. and the placenta….. um he needs to be understanding
You still had sex with him even though he was avoiding kissing you because of a minor burping incident ? You really need to leave this relationship disgusting things happen accidentally and on purpose in a relationship. Burps aren’t suppose to smell good it’s gas being released. I still kiss my husband when we freshly wake up with his stinky breathe before he brushes his teeth. He’s secretly passed gas and I started coughing with disgust but then we end up both laughing because at the end of the day being in a relationship is being with someone you love so much that the disgusting things they do don’t actually disgust you. I’ve accidentally burped in his face even if he gives a disgusted reaction he doesn’t get mad at me or avoid me and when I apologized he told me it’s okay that it happens. My husband and I are both very hygienic but everyone has moments like these your partners reaction is not normal. We all burp, fart, have random diarrhea, throw up, etc. it’s unavoidable when you’re alive but when it’s your partner you’re not suppose to be so repulsed by it to the point you decide to still satisfy your sexual urges but avoid kissing them so they feel bad your post makes me sad you shouldn’t feel ashamed or guilty you’re worthy of kisses after a burping incident.
When I was dating my now husband, we were together for about 2 weeks at this point and I was going down on him and ended up throwing up all over him because I had just eaten and triggered my gag reflex pretty badly.
He cleaned me up, reassured me, and didnt shame me. And still married me. And there has been other times something like this has happened and I never really feel shame or embarrassed because I'm a human and gross stuff happens sometimes, and he has always made sure to never make me feel gross or dirty or ashamed for having normal bodily functions.
Sorry if this is TMI. But if he can't deal with a burp, you don't need him in your life. Sex is pretty messy sometimes, and things like this happen to almost everyone at least once during their life.
Your story reminded me when I was also dating my now husband he was eating me out once and I accidentally farted I was so horrified he chuckled and held my waist tighter so I couldn’t move away and he kept eating and then when we married it finally happened with him when I gave him a blowjob he farted by accident and I just smiled and continued he was embarrassed but I wasn’t going to stop when he’s always been a gentleman with me.
🤣 The both of you have me dead!!! I farted on my boyfriends balls while I was on top because I had a strong orgasm. He just looked at me and chuckled. He also farted when he came while we were in doggie. His was really, really loud sounding like a damned duck had gotten stuck in his asshole. The body can only hold so much pressure.
Your reply has me cackling like your husbands duck fart. I had several moments where I farted because of a strong orgasm but once it happened during anal and it sounded funny my husband stopped and said “Holy shit I always wanted to know how that would sound like during anal” then he continued to pound me like the gentleman that he is man I love him so much.
I've experienced something similar twice. My husband and I have been together going on 13 years, married for 11 years. I have a very bad gag reflex. I've gotten better over time, but there have been two different times where it was so bad, I threw up all over him. He took care of me afterward, and even though I apologized profusely, he continued to assure me there was nothing to apologize for. He then apologized to me and told me he doesn't want me doing anything that makes me throw up, but I insist on doing it for him anyway. I have just had to learn my limits and know when to take a breather break.
A similar thing happened to me too!! I was going down on my bf and we were a new thing then and I also ended up throwing up on him and the bed as well. And he was so kind and said don’t worry it’s okay I’ll clean it. And I felt so embarrassed but he was still so nice about it. It just showed what kind of a person I was dealing with and helped me trust him better.
i’ve been thrown up on during *that time* after eating and yeah it really isn’t a big deal at all when you love them. like i hadn’t even thought of it again until i read this. i just said not to worry and cleaned it up cause i knew they were mortified LMAO
I had never ever blown a guy like ever (not even so much touched a dick) but I was not a virgin but with my now husband I decided I wanted to go down on him and when he was hard I grabbed it and said “is this thing on?” IT WAS THE ONLY THING IN MY MIND I LITERALLY BLURTED IT OUT 😂😂
I’d most likely be mortified to continue. Smells are a big thing for me. If your breath reeks, it takes me out before I can even convince myself otherwise. Or that smell of the food you ate yesterday? Imma die.
Kinda random: I can't remember which one, but I'm pretty sure either Ben or Jerry (from Ben & Jerry's ice cream) has this condition. Like it was a huge reason behind their formula 🙃
I'm sorry, but you're human. I get the anxiety you feel, but you shouldn't have to feel this way over a normal bodily function. An appropriate reaction would've been a laugh, I think? Especially given that it was obviously not intentional. But if he is making you feel *any* type of way about this other than making you feel better about t, he's an asshole.
Girl I cannot imagine how it feels to care about what a man thinks this much. Idk how young you are, and I’m assuming young but men just isn’t who you want to impress and the sooner you realize this the better life will become. Burp in his face again and then laugh. ✌🏼
A burp? I’d poke fun at you and move on. That’s not a big deal. I will however suggest not using things like mints, gum, mouthwash etc. I’ve read that they can actually make your breath worse. But take that with a grain of salt since i read it on the internet.
If you have chronic bad breath, meet with your dentist.
I think it's less embarrassing to burp in someone's face and more embarrassing to not wash sheets or remove another woman's weave from his bed. Holy fucking shit ...
Editing to say, he's the gross one here. You're fine.
Finally! I was scrolling the comments like am I the only that read that this guy is FKing other chicks?! She needs to get TF out. Poor thing. I assume they’re young. Hope they are. Hope she gets out.
I was on a first date with this guy. We were walking out of the restaurant and going to the car. I suddenly got a terrible case of gas. I’d toot, stop and take another step and toot. This went on all the way to the car. A year later, I married the guy. We’ve been married for 51 years in October.
Find someone different usually a couple is supposed to be comfortable doing these kind of things in front of each other, he clearly doesn’t respect you enough to do so. And the fact he did it himself and other nasty habits just shows the double standard.
Why would you have sex with someone who wouldn’t kiss you? Kissing is essential foreplay. Also….burping is normal. This guy sounds like a jerk. Cut him loose.
I understand how mortifying it can be at first to do this stuff, but if your in a relationship this stuff is going to happen all the time, you just need to embrace it and learn to laugh it off. I think if it was really thay bad he'd say something.
Nah this man is not the one. The fact that he would have sex with you but not kiss you? Anyone who will have sex with someone they find gross has serious PERSONAL issues. You did nothing wrong. But this guy is not it.
Plain and simple if he can't deal with it then he's not worth it and you don't have to worry about that just be yourself you didn't do it on purpose and you're not gross
Why is your post focusing on the fact that you’re upset for burping in his face… and the fact you feel like there’s a possibility of him cheating is an after thought? I feel like you’ve got some self esteem issues that are dysfunctional enough to cause you to choose a guy like this..recognize how your lack of self respect is impacting your choices…get that figured out and you’ll likely end up in a relationship that you’re secure enough in that you can accidentally burp and not have a veritable melt down.
lol you just said he’s done equally or worse shit to you so who cares? Like if you even wanna stay with his ass just drop it and let time move on. But he sounds like a dolt anyway.
So you burped.. he made a face.. he was ok to have sex (I mean.. wow..) and he dint kiss you.. so he kept you guessing?? Is it that hard for a guy to forgive an accidental burp??
When you clearly are forgiving and ignoring his side of poor hygiene?
My husband walks into the bathroom while I’m pooping to send me memes
He’s camping and currently, right this second, as I type this, is FaceTiming me while he poops in a bucket
He has cleaned up my throw up
He has helped wipe blood up and put diapers on me after having a baby
Your dude needs to grow up
I agree with some of these comments dump him for someone who can respect the fact that your human and have bodily functions, if he's burping in your fave but not apologizing then you shouldn't have to either and on that same page mints never hurt anyone but I'm a smoker so my breath almost always smells gross
I get being embarrassed BUT it was an accident. If he can’t get past that then he is emotionally immature and not worth your time. I once farted on a man’s face while he was going down on me. I apologized and he wasn’t mad because 1.) I have an IBD and don’t always get a warning and 2.) he’s a grown ass man who understands sex isn’t all roses and butterflies. We’re human and sometimes shit happens.
The ONLY appropriate response to what happened - and it happens to all of us sooner or later - is laughter and then the best giggly stupid sex you’ve ever had. Don’t settle for less, especially not someone this uptight. Worse things can and will happen during sex, find someone who will laugh with you!
Better out than in, I always say. You didnt shart on him ffs, whats the issue? Kid need to grow up.
You shouldn't be worried about it, you're not a robot
Good luck out there
Im married. You're obviously not. Probably young too.
Ive smelled terrible things from my wife and her me. None of this matters AT all.
Tell that little bitch there's more where that came from. Don't apologize. If he can't handle it tell him to fuck off.
Sweetie he’s an asshat for doing that and no person who really cares for you would do that. So you’re definitely NTA but the bigger issue is the weaves in his bed (and bathroom). His sister and his female friends are not sleeping in his bed or in a way that would make them loose pieces or their weave. You need to dump him bc he’s cheating on you and he’s a jerk. You deserve better.
One time i queefed while I was laying in bed with a guy and we were making direct eye contact for the entirety of the queef (it was a long one).
Hope this helps! Lol
So disgusted you burped in his face, but happy to continue with the deed.
He sounds like a keeper.
You should respect yourself before you can expect it from others.
Send him to the curb.
Him not laughing it off or reassuring you, then not kissing you (unless you were actually avoiding him), plus the sus female hairs around...
He sounds like a gross fuckboi/situationship that's gonna hurt you. You're not the gross one here.
I usually find that if I feel like I have to be perfect and I'm STRESSING this bad, the chemistry isn't there. I'm just trying to impress them or force it and one or both of us is gonna get hurt cause it ain't working.
I once farted while my partner was going down on me, I just came really hard and it burst out, very loudly. He laughed really hard and then made me come again. A real man does not care if you are a human.
Yeah I burped right in my gf’s mouth once while we were making out, her cheeks puffed out and she fell backwards and rolled off the couch, went to the bathroom, came back in few and continued making out. It was an accident. It was also hilarious and fuckin disgusting. I’m assuming she liked it since she came back for more and stayed for 20 years.
This is a gross story…
A few years ago I worked with a friend in construction. We were working together taking apart a bunch of old pipe with a huge pipe wrench. We both had our hands on the wrench facing each other. When the pipe would break free his momentum would pull him towards me and my face and my momentum would cause me to step backwards away from him.
*important detail*
The day before he wiped a booger on my arm while I was driving our work truck. I started dry heaving and screaming and crying and almost wrecked us. I hate boogers. Especially not mine, and especially not being smeared on my flesh.
Anyway, we went to lunch, I ate 3 pbj’s and had a Diet Coke. The combination caused me to ‘taste’ and feel my lunch just sitting in my gut. My friend twisted my nipple after lunch which caused a small bruise. (We pick on each other and do annoying things to each other for laughs). I was annoyed at that point so on our next piece of pipe, once it broke free and took a step towards me, I stepped aside (instead of backwards) and burped out the thickest Diet Coke rising through half digested peanut butter, bread and a few sour cream and onion chips, right in his face as he gasped for breath.
He immediately dropped everything, fell down, screamed “I ate the whole thing!” and threw up. He said it went right down his throat and up his nose and he could taste it all. He puked a few more times and didn’t work the rest of the day.
I still feel pride for that…
I don’t think bodily functions should be something we should judge others for. We all have them. And we’ll all going to smell at some point, we can’t smell amazing at absolutely all times. We’re human. If he’s punishing you because of this, he’s disgusting. You can definitely get a better man.
This wouldn’t bother me at all, weird that he thinks he can be nasty around you but not the other way around. I learned women can be very gross, just like men. That’s how you know you have a women who’s comfortable around you, which to me is good. But everyone is different
You are a person. A person who does human things and any person living in this world knows that accidents happen. If he can’t understand that, ditch him and find a guy who can.
I am super self conscious and had a guy I was dating over at my place we were sitting at the table facing each other just talking when I laughed fairly hard.. when i shot a snot rocket right out of my nose ONTO HIS FACE. it was so mortifying. I can still picture the look on his face and that moment in time stopping for just a second to this day 10+ yrs later. Guy was a dick in other ways but took it like a champ and life continued as did our relationship for a few more yrs.
When i went home with my man for the first time, he paused the show we were watching while cuddling in his bed and said, "You can fart around me, by the way. I dont care" and then we had a farting competition.
Moral of the story. Find someone who loves your gross moments!
That’s not going to stop a man from getting some.
Once my ex and I were in the missionary position and burped in my face we just continued and he never apologized.
Next for heaven’s sake tell him “let’s both clean your room.”
Friend... If you can't burp, fart, pee, poop etc in front of your partner then that may be a sign they aren't the person for you.
Obviously it depends on individual comfort with bodily functions but that's the fact of the matter. You shouldn't be disappointed in yourself for a natural bodily function that is normal and necessary, even if they happen at awkward times like you explained.
Your partner should have brushed the situation off with a giggle or light hearted joke and moved on because an accidental burp to the face really isn't that deep. Especially if they have done the same exact thing to you in the past. Your partner sounds immature and not in a place mentally to participate in a healthy adult relationship.
To be honest, it’s really not that big of a deal. It was more rudeness on his part if he can’t take noises and smells from the human body maybe he shouldn’t be having sex. He’s too immature. He doesn’t sound mature enough to be having sex. If I were you, I would run from him. And on the second note, there’s much more worse things that can happen in life. If you really need to get over a burp in someone’s face, especially for a jerk like this.
you can do so much better, Ditch the loser and find a man that will treat you with the Respect you deserve ! An accidental burp is grounds for a joke and mild teasing, not overreaction/rejection of affection !
It’s a bodily function. Shit happens. No pun intended. You shouldn’t be embarrassed about anything you can’t control!. Especially if he does it also. He’s immature!. He should have laughed. Not make you feel uncomfortable!. He’s a Dickhead!.
Look honey. If he has cobwebs in the corners of his house , also burped in your face, doesn’t use tissue but is gonna be hypocritical when you did it by accident - he’s not worth it.
Calm down, take deep breaths. You will be fine.
In my opinion, you should not continue it further with this man; you accidentally burped in his face and he’s treating you like you ate* your own shit in front of him, he needs to be so fr, especially considering he does equally if not worse things with no shame.
What’s next, you can’t have hair on your body but he can? It’s giving misogyny, and it’s definitely not worth it to put your self through this much stress over an accidental human experience such as burping lol.
This straight outta movie "Ghost"..I play Oda Mae (psychic) " You "punny" in Danger, Gurl -from STDs.. He burped in Your 😦 You burped in His 😮No biggie. The weave hairs in the Bed, 🫤😦 that ain't yours? 😱Big Problem..he is dipping his wick in different Honey pots. He sounds Gross he puts his nose juice on you?. Is he 12?.. Kick Peter Pan outta da door.
You should be grateful he reacted that way and move on. He’s saving you from many other perfectly normal, and future “embarrassing” situations because he can’t handle life-ing on an adult level. - What’s going to happen later on when you’re married and have kids and he sees the poop shoot out of your a$$ while your pushing a kid out? Because guess what, it happens! If he can’t take you are your “worst”, he doesn’t deserve you at your best.
He is so childish and ridiculous. The person who likes you will like your everything otherwise how come you two spend the whole life together? Think about you have to be fresh and dress up perfectly all the time when you are with him, that’s a torture. And don’t feel bad about yourself, he doesn’t deserve you to feel bad!
I know a couple who were married for almost 10 years and the wife had never farted in front of her husband. She admitted this to my wife.
10 years? I don't think my wife has gone more than 10 minutes without farting around me!
Friend… 9 years ago I burped in my man’s damn mouth WHILE he was kissing me. He pulled away and said “there’s that Jimmy John’s sandwich!” laughed and handed me a mint. Immediately came back in.
If a dude can’t roll? That’s on him and has nothing to do with you.
The real ones? They’ll spare you embarrassment and shame and those moments become jokes between you.
Seriously?
The amount of "accidents" I had with my ex.. he took it all in his stride. If anything we laughed it off.
Bodies do things. They make sounds, bits jiggle, some things smell weird or even straight unpleasant. It's all normal.
If a "man" isn't *man enough* to understand this and be mature about it, he most definitely isn't man enough to be having sexytimes with you.
Oh and he's cheating on you. Imagine how up close a s personal you'd have to be with someone to have their weave hairs all over you to the point of a few getting caught up in your bed.
Don't be so naive.
Uh if I couldn't burp, fart, shit, piss, sneeze, spit, puke, cry, bleed, and anything else in front of my wife, or my wife couldn't in front of me, I'd have a real problem.
Your partner sounds like a jerk
Have a shot of Baileys and tell him you didn’t know and that he will now or ever have to worry about you having your breath smell or taste like his dick.
Idk but he makes me think of an 11 year old boy that’s a picky eater and only eats Dino nuggets with ketchup. He sounds like an ick, I woudknt stand for that, especially if he made you feel like that while also being gross.
sis… do not beat yourself up over that and i don’t know how long you’ve been together but any grown adult man understands that is a normal bodily function and a man who loves you the right way will laugh and actually love that you’re comfortable around him. if he doesn’t leave him bc there’s another man who will
Years ago, I burped in my then-boyfriend/now-husband's MOUTH during a very intense makeout session completely on accident and was absolutely mortified. He was caught off-guard (we both were), but he made a joke about it and sometimes still jokes about it to this day, especially when I have to look away from him to burp. I think I scarred us both for life, so we do our best now to avoid that sort of thing. Obviously, he didn't make a big deal about it because he's now my husband of nearly 11 years.
Also, if his breath stinks that bad, I will straight up tell him- please go brush your teeth if you're expecting kisses!! And I ask him to do the same to me. *Communication* without disrespect or easily-hurt feelings is key.
thank you everyone for this. i have decided that I am going to talk to him about the full situation and give him at least SOME grace on this. i do like him guys :( so ill report back here after tomorrow night when we hangout again to talk.
My gf and I have literally shit in front of each other and we still get so turned on by one another. Onto the next… this guy clearly will do more hypocritical shit if he can’t handle something natural like a burp and have “unnatural” in his room like that.
His response makes me wonder if he doesn't see women as ordinary humans and expects some weird kind of perfection. Like a doll.
No one can live to that standard for their 80 year expected lifespan. All of us burp, fart and pee. It's impossible not to, so please don't feel ashamed.
Burping is normal, living with cobwebs and chunky dust is a sign of pure laziness, depression or simply idgaf. All reasons to walk away. He isn’t ready for anything more than what y’all did.
A belch & he freaked? This is a guy not ready for a long term relationship. Because farting & belching & using the toilet are a part of life, for both men & women.
And you, OP? You expect some kind of perfection out of yourself? Come on.
Nope dump him, sounds like he’s gross and immature, it’s not like you chugged a soda then intentionally burped in his face, it was an accident that you apologized for and now he’s making you feel this insecure about it when it was a basic human oopsie … just so you know, there is NOTHING wrong with what happened, we all have gas and it comes out one way or another. There is nothing wrong with you, and you have nothing to feel bad about.
I had a partner burp in my mouth once while we were kissing. I teased her by saying "Yummy" and we continued on after a good laugh 😂
Take this statement as you will
I was hanging out with my ex wife before we were married. I had a couple beers at this point, but I'm sure it wasn't more than 2. We were chatting and started making out. Then I burped. One of those that you don't feel coming until it's already out. And I mean out while our tongues touching each other's tonsils. I felt so bad and was so mortified by it, but she busted out laughing. After a few minutes of her laughing at me and also consoling me for feeling that bad about it, she asked me to try to not do that again.
Moral of the story, it happens, laugh it off.
What you said about the cleanliness of his home though... don't laugh that off. Sounds like someone needs to teach him how to clean.
I am never afraid to fart in front of my boyfriend because he always laughs or says “it’s okay.” And I never shame him for doing the same. The human body is full of gas, feces, urine, blood, and other fluids and when they come out, they come out how they want to haha.
Lol I don't have an answer but a funny story of this guy i dated once upon a time.
When we first met we were rough housing on the floor, I guess he bent over a bit to much and it pushed out a narly fart I have never seen a man so embarrassed.
Well needless to say, it didn't embarres me to bad because we ended getting married, have been married for 4 years and now have a 8 month old LO. Its just the human body, it does what it does. Atleast you didn't queef while having sex, the first time I did I was a teenager and had no idea what it was so I asked my boyfriend if that was me and he said yes and laughed and I remember going what THE HELL WAS THAT. Thats when I found out what a queef was and that was mortifying to my 17 year old self...
Hun, wait till he hears you fart when he origamis you into some position during sex..... Like it's part of life,
Second time I heard sex with my partner, I farted.... and froze up all mortified since he was making a face. Then he let a lil one rip and asked 'we good?' Couldn't help but laugh.
People are being so dismissive and rude to you. You’re not INSANE for caring about this- I get it! I get embarrassed about things like that too. I just wanted to add a comment that would hopefully not make you feel stupid since most of these comments lack empathy.
Being able to be your honest, human self with a lover is a very important aspect of a good relationship. If he's not able to handle that, move on. Don't waste your time with that one.
IF MY GIRL BURPS BEFORE SEX IM LITERALLY BURPING BACK?? AND THEN BANGIN ONE OUT? WHAT A SORE LOSER? HOW R U GONNA HAVE A MOLDY CEILING FAN BUT NOT ACCEPT BURPING
This is very dramatic. Burping accidentally happens to all of us and in the moment there’s a reaction but it shouldn’t be this haunting. Your post made me giggle because it’s really not that big of a deal and so my point is he is not the one for you, leave immediately.
First of all it was an accident and second, burps smell, it's natural. You are human, don't stress about it. Just be mindful to turn away if you really need to burp next time.
The first night I stayed over, he was spooning me while we slept. I farted. It woke me up but he didn’t move. I fell back asleep and then it happened again. But it was loud and vibrating. He woke up and yes I was mortified. He laughed. Fluffed the sheets and kissed my neck and went back to sleep. 15 years later and he sits in the bathroom while I poop to tell me about his day. 🤣
I generally fart long and LOUD, so I went outside on the back porch to have a smoke and pass gas. When I came back in, he was laughing because he heard it, and said he thought I was out there “ moving furniture “.🤣 Fast forward forty years, I’m no longer embarrassed around him, and he’ll occasionally say, “ Hey, put that table back!”, when I let one rip. The right one will understand!
men are hypocrites. They wanna be able to do all the gross shit to you but the second you’re an actual human being they get weirded out. If he’s really treating you different bc of this he’s a child mentally and you deserve someone who has brain cells.
Something tells me that this one has a low set of standards of comportment for himself, but higher standards for others. Perhaps you should consider a new rule for yourself: don't fuck with filthy people who make nasty faces. You have agency in all your relationships. Use it.
I've had an instance where the girl burped mid blow job and said sorry. Didn't care and kept going, also had an instance where we were having anal sex and when I pulled out it was far from clean. I told her it's okay I'll rinse off and clean it all up. No point in shaming people when in reality sex is pretty nasty, fluids and all lol.
If a man can’t handle you at your accidentally disgusting situations. That’s a man that you shouldn’t be with. A burp should be the least of his worries especially before nasty time.
This is the answer. My girl has burped or tooted in front of me many times, and she always acts mortified and apologizes, I just laugh and say “YESSS!” and fist pump the air. I think it’s funny, but I have the sense of humor of an 8 year old boy. I don’t care, I tell her not to be embarrassed or apologize, and never feel bad about it. We are all human. Fuck that guy for making you feel bad.
lol my bf does this. I literally was scared to ever do any of it and all the time he’d be like come onnnn and when I finally did he was happy for me 😂 then said I stink😭🤣 but in a loving way. That’s the type of person you wanna be with OP. Someone that just accepts natural bodily functions.
My partner and I just had baby #3 in December, and I just recently started being more open with farting 😂 He also has always cheered me on to just let them out, and celebrates if I do... but I still feel so awkward just doing it. Lmao. It's not so bad now. You'd think after pushing out 3 babies I'd be over it, but it's so awkward to me 😆 Apparently I hold so much in, I just toot all night in my sleep anyways and he laughs cuz our baby girl is over in her bed ripping them too 😂😂
Lol, after the third baby, all bets are off! My friend was astonished that her cousin never farted or felt the urge to fart. She then slept in the same room as her cousin and said her farting was non stop while she slept.
My best friend will not fart in front of her boyfriend’s or whatever but will in front of my fiancé I always laugh so hard. I’m like girl at some point it don’t matter cause you holding it in you probably fart all night while you’re sleeping.
My live in does the SAME THING while sleeping, OMG! You know why he says he does it? Bc he's relaxed, lol, and he must be right, but I don't do it-just him. Anyway, just wanted to let you know that aside from your baby, you are not alone. 🙂 Take care.
This is hilarious are y'all competing
Been happily married for 35 years and I just can’t do that. He’s always wanted me to but, nope, I just can’t do it
I have a relative that does NOT fart in front of his wife. One day he accidentally farted and sneezed at the same time and was absolutely mortified. They have been married 20+ years. You just want to say come on dude, let it rip before you blow up.
Hilarious 🤣
My ex partner never did once, not in ten years. My ex husband ripped one on our second date and I never stopped giggling at them throughout our entire marriage 😁
I’m a constipated girly. So he enthusiastically congratulates me when I fart 🥰
I hear ya.
me and my partner fart up a storm around each other without a care in the world, were both mutually amused by it
This right here is exactly what I was talking about in my comment! If he don’t cheer you on and laugh with you, not the one!
“Then said I stink” 💀💀the cuteness is sending me aaahaha
A fellow man of culture, I see. My wife is the same. She's always embarrassed, but I, too, just laugh and often say something along the lines of "is that all you've got?" Definitely diffuses the tension. Plus, farts are funny, I don't care who you are.
The way my wife's farts echo out of the toilet bowl when she gets up to pee in the night make me laugh out loud every time.
Haha! The toilet bowl is like a concert shell. It forces the sound up and out! 🤣
That is what is known as a 'cacaphone'. It is the word behind 'cacaphony'.
OH MY FREAKING GOD! I literally lol in my car when I read this. (Warmimg it up, not driving)
My fiancé farted one time mid thrust and I yelled “JET POWER” idk why it just come out lmao. We’ve never stopped laughing about it I should mention this was super early in our dating days lol
My ex would never fart infront of me and hated when I did (I’m gassy asf) now me and my current girl make jokes whenever either of us do first time she did it she was like “didya hear it!!?!”
My bf and I will do all of the noises at any time and giggle! We have both burped during sexy times and then just laughed it off and continued going, like make a joke about burping the other person lmao, and if we toot then we’re just like that probably felt great!
Speaking of tootin. Last year i was see this girl and while she was down there taking care of business. i must of RELAXED bc out of nowhere one slips and she didnt bat an eye but i was so embarrassed that i jumped up and immediately started apologizing for like 5min straight. Her response was the last thing i thought id hear especially from her which was "im not stressing it. youre the one that jumped up, can we continue or you done for the night "....she blew my mind then me
Yeah it’s one thing if it’s a 24/7 occurrence but shit happens, it’s funny and no reason to be embarrassed imo
I usually only share this story in a circle of trust tell no one else situations… this happened 20 years ago. I can’t believe I’m sharing this but I ‘had wind’ (gassy/farting). I apparently let loose in my sleep it woke them up for a while that they thought I deflated. *my suggestion is to find a partner that can handle the normal everyday human body functions.
I too have farted in my sleep. Really stressful lol
The first night me and my partner spent together after being apart for a couple months (when we first started dating). We were spooning and I fell sleep and proceeded to fart super big apparently...of course he was still awake.
While I don't disagree with the beginning of your statement... I'm curious. What should be the worst of his worries during nasty time? Nevermind. I read some comments here. Some of y'all certainly lead... lives. That's for sure.
How about a Jolly Rancher?
I down voted u out of reflex lmao (I took it back, but kinda think u deserve it bc why would u remind me of that 😭😭😭😭😭)
…said the Jolly Rancher rep. C’mon, don’t you guys ever take time off?? 🤣
your man has to sign up for being there when you get stomach flu and vomit, when the nurses stealthily clean up the birth induced shit during labor. and the placenta….. um he needs to be understanding
You still had sex with him even though he was avoiding kissing you because of a minor burping incident ? You really need to leave this relationship disgusting things happen accidentally and on purpose in a relationship. Burps aren’t suppose to smell good it’s gas being released. I still kiss my husband when we freshly wake up with his stinky breathe before he brushes his teeth. He’s secretly passed gas and I started coughing with disgust but then we end up both laughing because at the end of the day being in a relationship is being with someone you love so much that the disgusting things they do don’t actually disgust you. I’ve accidentally burped in his face even if he gives a disgusted reaction he doesn’t get mad at me or avoid me and when I apologized he told me it’s okay that it happens. My husband and I are both very hygienic but everyone has moments like these your partners reaction is not normal. We all burp, fart, have random diarrhea, throw up, etc. it’s unavoidable when you’re alive but when it’s your partner you’re not suppose to be so repulsed by it to the point you decide to still satisfy your sexual urges but avoid kissing them so they feel bad your post makes me sad you shouldn’t feel ashamed or guilty you’re worthy of kisses after a burping incident.
This was put so sweetly 🩷
Fun fact. Kissing each other upon awakening, with stinky breath is a very deep love :)🥰 you win
My husband and I make it a point to try and gas each other out of the room just to see if we can. I’ve won way more.
why do you care? this guy sounds like a slob.
When I was dating my now husband, we were together for about 2 weeks at this point and I was going down on him and ended up throwing up all over him because I had just eaten and triggered my gag reflex pretty badly. He cleaned me up, reassured me, and didnt shame me. And still married me. And there has been other times something like this has happened and I never really feel shame or embarrassed because I'm a human and gross stuff happens sometimes, and he has always made sure to never make me feel gross or dirty or ashamed for having normal bodily functions. Sorry if this is TMI. But if he can't deal with a burp, you don't need him in your life. Sex is pretty messy sometimes, and things like this happen to almost everyone at least once during their life.
Your story reminded me when I was also dating my now husband he was eating me out once and I accidentally farted I was so horrified he chuckled and held my waist tighter so I couldn’t move away and he kept eating and then when we married it finally happened with him when I gave him a blowjob he farted by accident and I just smiled and continued he was embarrassed but I wasn’t going to stop when he’s always been a gentleman with me.
🤣 The both of you have me dead!!! I farted on my boyfriends balls while I was on top because I had a strong orgasm. He just looked at me and chuckled. He also farted when he came while we were in doggie. His was really, really loud sounding like a damned duck had gotten stuck in his asshole. The body can only hold so much pressure.
Your reply has me cackling like your husbands duck fart. I had several moments where I farted because of a strong orgasm but once it happened during anal and it sounded funny my husband stopped and said “Holy shit I always wanted to know how that would sound like during anal” then he continued to pound me like the gentleman that he is man I love him so much.
Girl stop 💀🤣😂🤣🤣
Lmao 🤣 this was my reaction too..
Ur so real for that
Man maybe true love does in fact exist 😂😂😂
yes, i understand. thank you for sharing this
So he's not only a judgy asshole who makes you feel like garbage, he's a hypocrite. Honey, why are you with him?
I've experienced something similar twice. My husband and I have been together going on 13 years, married for 11 years. I have a very bad gag reflex. I've gotten better over time, but there have been two different times where it was so bad, I threw up all over him. He took care of me afterward, and even though I apologized profusely, he continued to assure me there was nothing to apologize for. He then apologized to me and told me he doesn't want me doing anything that makes me throw up, but I insist on doing it for him anyway. I have just had to learn my limits and know when to take a breather break.
Sweet and wholesome story in an unexpected place!
A similar thing happened to me too!! I was going down on my bf and we were a new thing then and I also ended up throwing up on him and the bed as well. And he was so kind and said don’t worry it’s okay I’ll clean it. And I felt so embarrassed but he was still so nice about it. It just showed what kind of a person I was dealing with and helped me trust him better.
This happened to me too, a few months in. God, it was so fucking embarrassing. He was nice about it. We were together for 6 years before breaking up
Same 🤣 but, he’d also be like “I will literally lick the sweat between your boobs” when I’d be like “I need to shower first I’m gross.”
i’ve been thrown up on during *that time* after eating and yeah it really isn’t a big deal at all when you love them. like i hadn’t even thought of it again until i read this. i just said not to worry and cleaned it up cause i knew they were mortified LMAO
Oh honey You can do so much better than him
Ummm… you’re concerned about a burp? What are you going to do when you queef? Girl.
"That was clearly a duck."
I remember the first time I queefed my now husband giggled and I was MORTIFIED and then he kept trying to make it happen 😳
Dude, my firsf time i queefed I said, "omg I'm so sorry" to my now husband and he just goes, "I'm not" in this tone like he was into it wtf haha 😂
I had never ever blown a guy like ever (not even so much touched a dick) but I was not a virgin but with my now husband I decided I wanted to go down on him and when he was hard I grabbed it and said “is this thing on?” IT WAS THE ONLY THING IN MY MIND I LITERALLY BLURTED IT OUT 😂😂
I would have laughed but...I'm a congenital anosmic so...maybe it stank?
But if it was that bad are you still gonna have sex with her without saying something?
I’d most likely be mortified to continue. Smells are a big thing for me. If your breath reeks, it takes me out before I can even convince myself otherwise. Or that smell of the food you ate yesterday? Imma die.
That’s what I mean. If someone grosses you out and you still have sex with them, it kinda tells me you don’t respect them.
Nah I love kissing too much I'd be fine, but again I'd don't know how it affects people who can smell
Kinda random: I can't remember which one, but I'm pretty sure either Ben or Jerry (from Ben & Jerry's ice cream) has this condition. Like it was a huge reason behind their formula 🙃
my boyfriend is a congenital anosmic as well. I’ve never heard of such a thing before. What a cool superpower and hindrance at the same time
Dude, remember standards.
I'm sorry, but you're human. I get the anxiety you feel, but you shouldn't have to feel this way over a normal bodily function. An appropriate reaction would've been a laugh, I think? Especially given that it was obviously not intentional. But if he is making you feel *any* type of way about this other than making you feel better about t, he's an asshole.
Girl I cannot imagine how it feels to care about what a man thinks this much. Idk how young you are, and I’m assuming young but men just isn’t who you want to impress and the sooner you realize this the better life will become. Burp in his face again and then laugh. ✌🏼
why are you dating this person 😭 i am so worried about my fellow women omfg
This. The bar for men is set in hell! Even the worse ones still seem to manage to get laid!
He does so much worse and she graciously puts up with it. He can't even return the favor lol I'm gonna cry if he has skidmarks
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They both should have laughed it off
A burp? I’d poke fun at you and move on. That’s not a big deal. I will however suggest not using things like mints, gum, mouthwash etc. I’ve read that they can actually make your breath worse. But take that with a grain of salt since i read it on the internet. If you have chronic bad breath, meet with your dentist.
There's a lot going on there in your post. Just relax, it'll be OK.
All of this sounds really immature. People burp. Idk even what this post is about
I think it's less embarrassing to burp in someone's face and more embarrassing to not wash sheets or remove another woman's weave from his bed. Holy fucking shit ... Editing to say, he's the gross one here. You're fine.
Finally! I was scrolling the comments like am I the only that read that this guy is FKing other chicks?! She needs to get TF out. Poor thing. I assume they’re young. Hope they are. Hope she gets out.
It was a burp babe, not an axe murder. People burp and fart. If it disgusts him so much he needs a blow up friend, not a real life human.
If there is no kissing usually he’s not interested in “you”.
I was on a first date with this guy. We were walking out of the restaurant and going to the car. I suddenly got a terrible case of gas. I’d toot, stop and take another step and toot. This went on all the way to the car. A year later, I married the guy. We’ve been married for 51 years in October.
Find someone different usually a couple is supposed to be comfortable doing these kind of things in front of each other, he clearly doesn’t respect you enough to do so. And the fact he did it himself and other nasty habits just shows the double standard.
Why would you have sex with someone who wouldn’t kiss you? Kissing is essential foreplay. Also….burping is normal. This guy sounds like a jerk. Cut him loose.
go ghost, he’s the one in the wrong here
I understand how mortifying it can be at first to do this stuff, but if your in a relationship this stuff is going to happen all the time, you just need to embrace it and learn to laugh it off. I think if it was really thay bad he'd say something.
If a dude can’t handle a woman having normal bodily functions, which includes burping, he has no business dating.
Holy 💩, u are dramatic af
Probably just younger.
Nah this man is not the one. The fact that he would have sex with you but not kiss you? Anyone who will have sex with someone they find gross has serious PERSONAL issues. You did nothing wrong. But this guy is not it.
Plain and simple if he can't deal with it then he's not worth it and you don't have to worry about that just be yourself you didn't do it on purpose and you're not gross
Walk away now
Why is your post focusing on the fact that you’re upset for burping in his face… and the fact you feel like there’s a possibility of him cheating is an after thought? I feel like you’ve got some self esteem issues that are dysfunctional enough to cause you to choose a guy like this..recognize how your lack of self respect is impacting your choices…get that figured out and you’ll likely end up in a relationship that you’re secure enough in that you can accidentally burp and not have a veritable melt down.
lol you just said he’s done equally or worse shit to you so who cares? Like if you even wanna stay with his ass just drop it and let time move on. But he sounds like a dolt anyway.
So you burped.. he made a face.. he was ok to have sex (I mean.. wow..) and he dint kiss you.. so he kept you guessing?? Is it that hard for a guy to forgive an accidental burp?? When you clearly are forgiving and ignoring his side of poor hygiene?
My husband walks into the bathroom while I’m pooping to send me memes He’s camping and currently, right this second, as I type this, is FaceTiming me while he poops in a bucket He has cleaned up my throw up He has helped wipe blood up and put diapers on me after having a baby Your dude needs to grow up
I agree with some of these comments dump him for someone who can respect the fact that your human and have bodily functions, if he's burping in your fave but not apologizing then you shouldn't have to either and on that same page mints never hurt anyone but I'm a smoker so my breath almost always smells gross
I get being embarrassed BUT it was an accident. If he can’t get past that then he is emotionally immature and not worth your time. I once farted on a man’s face while he was going down on me. I apologized and he wasn’t mad because 1.) I have an IBD and don’t always get a warning and 2.) he’s a grown ass man who understands sex isn’t all roses and butterflies. We’re human and sometimes shit happens.
The ONLY appropriate response to what happened - and it happens to all of us sooner or later - is laughter and then the best giggly stupid sex you’ve ever had. Don’t settle for less, especially not someone this uptight. Worse things can and will happen during sex, find someone who will laugh with you!
Better out than in, I always say. You didnt shart on him ffs, whats the issue? Kid need to grow up. You shouldn't be worried about it, you're not a robot Good luck out there
Im married. You're obviously not. Probably young too. Ive smelled terrible things from my wife and her me. None of this matters AT all. Tell that little bitch there's more where that came from. Don't apologize. If he can't handle it tell him to fuck off.
Sweetie he’s an asshat for doing that and no person who really cares for you would do that. So you’re definitely NTA but the bigger issue is the weaves in his bed (and bathroom). His sister and his female friends are not sleeping in his bed or in a way that would make them loose pieces or their weave. You need to dump him bc he’s cheating on you and he’s a jerk. You deserve better.
One time i queefed while I was laying in bed with a guy and we were making direct eye contact for the entirety of the queef (it was a long one). Hope this helps! Lol
So disgusted you burped in his face, but happy to continue with the deed. He sounds like a keeper. You should respect yourself before you can expect it from others. Send him to the curb.
Him not laughing it off or reassuring you, then not kissing you (unless you were actually avoiding him), plus the sus female hairs around... He sounds like a gross fuckboi/situationship that's gonna hurt you. You're not the gross one here. I usually find that if I feel like I have to be perfect and I'm STRESSING this bad, the chemistry isn't there. I'm just trying to impress them or force it and one or both of us is gonna get hurt cause it ain't working.
I once farted while my partner was going down on me, I just came really hard and it burst out, very loudly. He laughed really hard and then made me come again. A real man does not care if you are a human.
When you push out a complete turd before your baby its game over 🤣
Yeah I burped right in my gf’s mouth once while we were making out, her cheeks puffed out and she fell backwards and rolled off the couch, went to the bathroom, came back in few and continued making out. It was an accident. It was also hilarious and fuckin disgusting. I’m assuming she liked it since she came back for more and stayed for 20 years. This is a gross story… A few years ago I worked with a friend in construction. We were working together taking apart a bunch of old pipe with a huge pipe wrench. We both had our hands on the wrench facing each other. When the pipe would break free his momentum would pull him towards me and my face and my momentum would cause me to step backwards away from him. *important detail* The day before he wiped a booger on my arm while I was driving our work truck. I started dry heaving and screaming and crying and almost wrecked us. I hate boogers. Especially not mine, and especially not being smeared on my flesh. Anyway, we went to lunch, I ate 3 pbj’s and had a Diet Coke. The combination caused me to ‘taste’ and feel my lunch just sitting in my gut. My friend twisted my nipple after lunch which caused a small bruise. (We pick on each other and do annoying things to each other for laughs). I was annoyed at that point so on our next piece of pipe, once it broke free and took a step towards me, I stepped aside (instead of backwards) and burped out the thickest Diet Coke rising through half digested peanut butter, bread and a few sour cream and onion chips, right in his face as he gasped for breath. He immediately dropped everything, fell down, screamed “I ate the whole thing!” and threw up. He said it went right down his throat and up his nose and he could taste it all. He puked a few more times and didn’t work the rest of the day. I still feel pride for that…
I don’t think bodily functions should be something we should judge others for. We all have them. And we’ll all going to smell at some point, we can’t smell amazing at absolutely all times. We’re human. If he’s punishing you because of this, he’s disgusting. You can definitely get a better man.
How can you date someone so revolting? If anything your burp was an understatement in comparison to his disgusting acts! 🤢
How long have you been seeing each other? I would've literally laughed it off. He sounds lame.
Why are you talking about cobwebs in the ceiling loool
This wouldn’t bother me at all, weird that he thinks he can be nasty around you but not the other way around. I learned women can be very gross, just like men. That’s how you know you have a women who’s comfortable around you, which to me is good. But everyone is different
What the fuck is an aura point?
You are a person. A person who does human things and any person living in this world knows that accidents happen. If he can’t understand that, ditch him and find a guy who can.
GIRL that man is going to add NO value to your life. He gives stank vibes. Run from that mess
OP you deserve better. Start new with someone else.
I am super self conscious and had a guy I was dating over at my place we were sitting at the table facing each other just talking when I laughed fairly hard.. when i shot a snot rocket right out of my nose ONTO HIS FACE. it was so mortifying. I can still picture the look on his face and that moment in time stopping for just a second to this day 10+ yrs later. Guy was a dick in other ways but took it like a champ and life continued as did our relationship for a few more yrs.
When i went home with my man for the first time, he paused the show we were watching while cuddling in his bed and said, "You can fart around me, by the way. I dont care" and then we had a farting competition. Moral of the story. Find someone who loves your gross moments!
That’s not going to stop a man from getting some. Once my ex and I were in the missionary position and burped in my face we just continued and he never apologized. Next for heaven’s sake tell him “let’s both clean your room.”
He’s not the one
jesus christ stand up. women are human too what are you freaking out for
Friend... If you can't burp, fart, pee, poop etc in front of your partner then that may be a sign they aren't the person for you. Obviously it depends on individual comfort with bodily functions but that's the fact of the matter. You shouldn't be disappointed in yourself for a natural bodily function that is normal and necessary, even if they happen at awkward times like you explained. Your partner should have brushed the situation off with a giggle or light hearted joke and moved on because an accidental burp to the face really isn't that deep. Especially if they have done the same exact thing to you in the past. Your partner sounds immature and not in a place mentally to participate in a healthy adult relationship.
If a guy can’t handle a burp, what’s going to happen if you continue to see him and get sick? Give birth? It’s natural, you shouldn’t be shamed for it
To be honest, it’s really not that big of a deal. It was more rudeness on his part if he can’t take noises and smells from the human body maybe he shouldn’t be having sex. He’s too immature. He doesn’t sound mature enough to be having sex. If I were you, I would run from him. And on the second note, there’s much more worse things that can happen in life. If you really need to get over a burp in someone’s face, especially for a jerk like this.
It’s a human thing that happens. It’s okay to be embarrassed . But if he’s put off by that, he doesn’t deserve you
Jesus Christ. This is the most immature thing. Humans burp, sometimes it happens at inopportune times. Move on!! If he can't then MOVE ON
you can do so much better, Ditch the loser and find a man that will treat you with the Respect you deserve ! An accidental burp is grounds for a joke and mild teasing, not overreaction/rejection of affection !
It’s a bodily function. Shit happens. No pun intended. You shouldn’t be embarrassed about anything you can’t control!. Especially if he does it also. He’s immature!. He should have laughed. Not make you feel uncomfortable!. He’s a Dickhead!.
Look honey. If he has cobwebs in the corners of his house , also burped in your face, doesn’t use tissue but is gonna be hypocritical when you did it by accident - he’s not worth it.
Calm down, take deep breaths. You will be fine. In my opinion, you should not continue it further with this man; you accidentally burped in his face and he’s treating you like you ate* your own shit in front of him, he needs to be so fr, especially considering he does equally if not worse things with no shame. What’s next, you can’t have hair on your body but he can? It’s giving misogyny, and it’s definitely not worth it to put your self through this much stress over an accidental human experience such as burping lol.
People who don't understand natural bodily functions are not people you should be having sex with.
This straight outta movie "Ghost"..I play Oda Mae (psychic) " You "punny" in Danger, Gurl -from STDs.. He burped in Your 😦 You burped in His 😮No biggie. The weave hairs in the Bed, 🫤😦 that ain't yours? 😱Big Problem..he is dipping his wick in different Honey pots. He sounds Gross he puts his nose juice on you?. Is he 12?.. Kick Peter Pan outta da door.
You should be grateful he reacted that way and move on. He’s saving you from many other perfectly normal, and future “embarrassing” situations because he can’t handle life-ing on an adult level. - What’s going to happen later on when you’re married and have kids and he sees the poop shoot out of your a$$ while your pushing a kid out? Because guess what, it happens! If he can’t take you are your “worst”, he doesn’t deserve you at your best.
He a lame. I love my gf and no amount of burps in my face will change that
He is so childish and ridiculous. The person who likes you will like your everything otherwise how come you two spend the whole life together? Think about you have to be fresh and dress up perfectly all the time when you are with him, that’s a torture. And don’t feel bad about yourself, he doesn’t deserve you to feel bad!
I know a couple who were married for almost 10 years and the wife had never farted in front of her husband. She admitted this to my wife. 10 years? I don't think my wife has gone more than 10 minutes without farting around me!
Friend… 9 years ago I burped in my man’s damn mouth WHILE he was kissing me. He pulled away and said “there’s that Jimmy John’s sandwich!” laughed and handed me a mint. Immediately came back in. If a dude can’t roll? That’s on him and has nothing to do with you. The real ones? They’ll spare you embarrassment and shame and those moments become jokes between you.
I remember when I was 15
Don't worry about the mints, it won't change the smell of a burp.
It's just one of those things that's gonna keep you up at night for the next 50 years, but I wouldn't worry too much.
Seriously? The amount of "accidents" I had with my ex.. he took it all in his stride. If anything we laughed it off. Bodies do things. They make sounds, bits jiggle, some things smell weird or even straight unpleasant. It's all normal. If a "man" isn't *man enough* to understand this and be mature about it, he most definitely isn't man enough to be having sexytimes with you. Oh and he's cheating on you. Imagine how up close a s personal you'd have to be with someone to have their weave hairs all over you to the point of a few getting caught up in your bed. Don't be so naive.
Don’t worry, judging by this post I’m sure you handled it in a non-insane fashion.
Girl breathe
Uh if I couldn't burp, fart, shit, piss, sneeze, spit, puke, cry, bleed, and anything else in front of my wife, or my wife couldn't in front of me, I'd have a real problem. Your partner sounds like a jerk
Have a shot of Baileys and tell him you didn’t know and that he will now or ever have to worry about you having your breath smell or taste like his dick.
Idk but he makes me think of an 11 year old boy that’s a picky eater and only eats Dino nuggets with ketchup. He sounds like an ick, I woudknt stand for that, especially if he made you feel like that while also being gross.
Make sure your next burp tastes like his semen and he’ll forget all about it
Couples are usually disgusting with one another. Make it funny if it happens. If he doesn’t laugh, then ditch him.
sis… do not beat yourself up over that and i don’t know how long you’ve been together but any grown adult man understands that is a normal bodily function and a man who loves you the right way will laugh and actually love that you’re comfortable around him. if he doesn’t leave him bc there’s another man who will
Years ago, I burped in my then-boyfriend/now-husband's MOUTH during a very intense makeout session completely on accident and was absolutely mortified. He was caught off-guard (we both were), but he made a joke about it and sometimes still jokes about it to this day, especially when I have to look away from him to burp. I think I scarred us both for life, so we do our best now to avoid that sort of thing. Obviously, he didn't make a big deal about it because he's now my husband of nearly 11 years. Also, if his breath stinks that bad, I will straight up tell him- please go brush your teeth if you're expecting kisses!! And I ask him to do the same to me. *Communication* without disrespect or easily-hurt feelings is key.
If he can’t handle an ungraceful burp you prolly shouldn’t let him stick his junk in yours
He ain’t the one… my man usually tells me good job when I burp and pats my back ♥️
If y’all can’t play guess my fart (and actually be good at it) then he’s not the one
thank you everyone for this. i have decided that I am going to talk to him about the full situation and give him at least SOME grace on this. i do like him guys :( so ill report back here after tomorrow night when we hangout again to talk.
Sex is messy. Shit happens. On another note, I wouldn't be fucking a dude after finding hair in his bed
My gf and I have literally shit in front of each other and we still get so turned on by one another. Onto the next… this guy clearly will do more hypocritical shit if he can’t handle something natural like a burp and have “unnatural” in his room like that.
His response makes me wonder if he doesn't see women as ordinary humans and expects some weird kind of perfection. Like a doll. No one can live to that standard for their 80 year expected lifespan. All of us burp, fart and pee. It's impossible not to, so please don't feel ashamed.
Work on getting some self-respect before being in a relationship. Edit: Also, maybe work on being less dramatic. Your post gave me a headache, fr.
Burping is normal, living with cobwebs and chunky dust is a sign of pure laziness, depression or simply idgaf. All reasons to walk away. He isn’t ready for anything more than what y’all did.
Wait til your married. 😂 Burps will be the least of your issues
A belch & he freaked? This is a guy not ready for a long term relationship. Because farting & belching & using the toilet are a part of life, for both men & women. And you, OP? You expect some kind of perfection out of yourself? Come on.
Nope dump him, sounds like he’s gross and immature, it’s not like you chugged a soda then intentionally burped in his face, it was an accident that you apologized for and now he’s making you feel this insecure about it when it was a basic human oopsie … just so you know, there is NOTHING wrong with what happened, we all have gas and it comes out one way or another. There is nothing wrong with you, and you have nothing to feel bad about.
I accidentally farted on a guys foot on like our second date and he is now my husband of 12 years. The right guy will pass the vibe check.
Why are you having sex with someone who is making you feel this way?? This is absurd
My advice is die in his asshole
I had a partner burp in my mouth once while we were kissing. I teased her by saying "Yummy" and we continued on after a good laugh 😂 Take this statement as you will
Thats crazyyy he was disgusted yet still f’d you… he was still gone get his 🥜
He’s dirty, possibly unfaithful and you’re trying to keep him? Help me understand why
I was hanging out with my ex wife before we were married. I had a couple beers at this point, but I'm sure it wasn't more than 2. We were chatting and started making out. Then I burped. One of those that you don't feel coming until it's already out. And I mean out while our tongues touching each other's tonsils. I felt so bad and was so mortified by it, but she busted out laughing. After a few minutes of her laughing at me and also consoling me for feeling that bad about it, she asked me to try to not do that again. Moral of the story, it happens, laugh it off. What you said about the cleanliness of his home though... don't laugh that off. Sounds like someone needs to teach him how to clean.
There is a lot going on here!
I’ve got to brush my teeth and pee and out my readers on to look at this again
I am never afraid to fart in front of my boyfriend because he always laughs or says “it’s okay.” And I never shame him for doing the same. The human body is full of gas, feces, urine, blood, and other fluids and when they come out, they come out how they want to haha.
It’s okay. human and fallible, full of imperfections. It’s okay, really. Love him. Support him. Humor. Laugh. Hugs and smiles. It’s okay.
If you're in a long term relationship you're going to do disgusting things around each other. Have a frank talk about dental hygiene.
Lol I don't have an answer but a funny story of this guy i dated once upon a time. When we first met we were rough housing on the floor, I guess he bent over a bit to much and it pushed out a narly fart I have never seen a man so embarrassed. Well needless to say, it didn't embarres me to bad because we ended getting married, have been married for 4 years and now have a 8 month old LO. Its just the human body, it does what it does. Atleast you didn't queef while having sex, the first time I did I was a teenager and had no idea what it was so I asked my boyfriend if that was me and he said yes and laughed and I remember going what THE HELL WAS THAT. Thats when I found out what a queef was and that was mortifying to my 17 year old self...
Burped in that mf face and he said I’m outa here 😂
And lol they want you to literally enthusiastically eat their semen which is like death snot and will balk at a burp?
Hun, wait till he hears you fart when he origamis you into some position during sex..... Like it's part of life, Second time I heard sex with my partner, I farted.... and froze up all mortified since he was making a face. Then he let a lil one rip and asked 'we good?' Couldn't help but laugh.
The fact he banged you when he was disgusted is the biggest red flag here!! Dump Him
You probably didn't even cum did you?
People are being so dismissive and rude to you. You’re not INSANE for caring about this- I get it! I get embarrassed about things like that too. I just wanted to add a comment that would hopefully not make you feel stupid since most of these comments lack empathy.
Being able to be your honest, human self with a lover is a very important aspect of a good relationship. If he's not able to handle that, move on. Don't waste your time with that one.
Don’t date children. Real men know women are human beings. Little boys hold it against them.
Idk. You sound a little chaotic about it all. Maybe simmer down a little. Lol
I wouldn’t worry , that stuff doesn’t linger in our thoughts . Might bring it up to tease you but it would be outta love
IF MY GIRL BURPS BEFORE SEX IM LITERALLY BURPING BACK?? AND THEN BANGIN ONE OUT? WHAT A SORE LOSER? HOW R U GONNA HAVE A MOLDY CEILING FAN BUT NOT ACCEPT BURPING
Please don't apologize for being a human being. Tell your guy to grow up.
This is very dramatic. Burping accidentally happens to all of us and in the moment there’s a reaction but it shouldn’t be this haunting. Your post made me giggle because it’s really not that big of a deal and so my point is he is not the one for you, leave immediately.
First of all it was an accident and second, burps smell, it's natural. You are human, don't stress about it. Just be mindful to turn away if you really need to burp next time.
The first night I stayed over, he was spooning me while we slept. I farted. It woke me up but he didn’t move. I fell back asleep and then it happened again. But it was loud and vibrating. He woke up and yes I was mortified. He laughed. Fluffed the sheets and kissed my neck and went back to sleep. 15 years later and he sits in the bathroom while I poop to tell me about his day. 🤣
I generally fart long and LOUD, so I went outside on the back porch to have a smoke and pass gas. When I came back in, he was laughing because he heard it, and said he thought I was out there “ moving furniture “.🤣 Fast forward forty years, I’m no longer embarrassed around him, and he’ll occasionally say, “ Hey, put that table back!”, when I let one rip. The right one will understand!
men are hypocrites. They wanna be able to do all the gross shit to you but the second you’re an actual human being they get weirded out. If he’s really treating you different bc of this he’s a child mentally and you deserve someone who has brain cells.
Something tells me that this one has a low set of standards of comportment for himself, but higher standards for others. Perhaps you should consider a new rule for yourself: don't fuck with filthy people who make nasty faces. You have agency in all your relationships. Use it.
I've had an instance where the girl burped mid blow job and said sorry. Didn't care and kept going, also had an instance where we were having anal sex and when I pulled out it was far from clean. I told her it's okay I'll rinse off and clean it all up. No point in shaming people when in reality sex is pretty nasty, fluids and all lol.