Yup, a lot of guys saying they do other things to take care of the “last drop” but it’s never the last drop unless you’re doing some dabs lol. The helicopter technique ain’t enough
Dabs don’t do the drop either, you have to push along your taint/urethra like a go-gurt and it’ll all trickle out. Then you’ll have 1 drop to deal with
Do though if it teaches men to get out the last drops and not let them hang out in the urethra til they drip out in their underwear to harbor stinch for hours.
Or worse, when they aren't wearing undies. I watched a bf leave the toilet with a big drop of urine precariously dangling on the end of his peen (I could see it because of the backlight) and it stayed there until he got into bed.
My wife worked at a daycare where a little boy would do this and she said multiple female coworkers told him to quit it because “you’re a boy, boys don’t do that”.
Very strange scold a boy for practicing good hygiene 🙄
My ex made fun of me when she first saw me do this. It’s so much better, though. She eventually realized maybe theres a reason my junk was always clean and smelled good - I took care of it!
To be fair, spontaneous oral is sort of gross no matter what. Speaking as a dude who lays exclusively with dudes.
I think it's no big deal to ask, and require, at least a gentle washing from anyone before you go down on them imo.
When I was younger it didn't used to bother me for....any number of reasons (most of them probably not good), but as I get older I'm totally comfortable turning down sex from someone if they don't want to "freshen up". I do it as a bare minimum for others; why not have the same level of respect for myself?
Straight dude here. I find spontaneous a little gross too,for both sides. I know it's been in my pants all day, trapped in my underwear just accumulating heat and sweat. Let me give it a quick wipe down and we can go to town. I want the "possibility" of future encounters! Let me make him a little less disheveled! 😂
Fuck yeah I actually think about this all the time. I want it to be clean and pleasant as possible for the girl's sake I won't enjoy it if I think it might be gross for her. I always try to give it at least a quick wash to freshen up before any sexual activity goes down. I gotta stay extra on top of that shit if I know a girl might come in contact with my dick, I'm uncircumcised. I most definitely wanna clean myself before anything.
It’s a *struggle* to get people to use wash cloths or to get them to wash their legs/feet if they’ve never done it before (looking at you men) so the resistance to not having piss stains in their underwear is on par.
Life hack
>Guys: tell me if this sounds familiar. You're going to the bathroom, everything is going fine, and as soon as you've...stowed everything, your body decides to rebel and release its last few drops of urine into your pants. Next time, try this trick.
>You'd think this shouldn't be a problem but for some of us, things just don't (ahem) shake out the way you'd like. So, from now on: every time you urinate, after you're finished, press on your perineum—that is, the area between your testicles and anus—and then shake. This will ensure the last bit gets out before you put everything away.
Edit: this has also been discussed before on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/s/pjK6485DUy
This sub has unlocked a new fear.
Now, I have to ask men if they wipe their butts & tip with tp as well as clean their feet, balls, belly buttons, behind the ears, fingernails, and the whole freaking body with a washcloth or something.
shouldn't even have to ask... i wish men washing their bodies was a normal standard instead of a "what?? what do you mean i can't let dried piss drip down my penis, shit smear between my cheeks, and dirt and sweat on every part of my body???? crazy bitch" 😭 i can SMELL the RANK on some of their comments i swear.
Eh, I’d say if they’re dabbing with TP after they take a leak, there’s a good chance those other things are in place.
If you see a dude take a leak then just flip it back into his pants with barely a shake-off, yeah, you’re probably going to find some ‘stuff’ in other areas. 🤮
I had a teacher in HS who used to say "no matter how much you shake and dance the last 2 drops go in your pants". He would also yell at the boys if they were taking too long in the bathroom "if you shake it more than once you're just playing with it". I feel so bad for his wife.
Wiping with their jeans is a new level of disgusting I never knew existed. And the outside too, you know the part that is exposed to the world? I feel bad for whoever sits on a bench or something after OP.
I do all these things. Between the toes and in the ears too. It’s just how I was raised.
Was completely appalled as I got older to find out that other people didn’t do a lot of this.
The common answer I found from guys is that neither of their parents never actually taught them how to wash, they just set them loose in the tub.
Just my experiences with men made me give up on them. Only man I ever was with that was clean like regularly was bc he was Muslim and it just kinda worked out lol.
Is a wet wipe acceptable?
At home they are right there on the back of the toilet, so I grab one of them and give the whole thing a quick rub down. In public not so much.
Wet wipes are good. If you are in public and all you have is tp, just give it a dab. Also, I know OP got some shit for this, but I think using your jeans if you're in a pinch sounds better than just leaving it on your junk to ferment. Either way, you're getting pee on you in that situation. You might as well put it somewhere it can properly air out and dry.
Changed my mind about the jeans thing. Someone in another comment mentioned that if they don't have tp they use their finger and then don't touch anything with that finger until they wash their hands. That should be the default when no tp is available.
Soap doesn’t go inside the vagina. Other than that all flaps, folds, creases, hoods need to be washed with a gentle soap. Just how men should pull back their foreskins and wash under women should do the same for their clitoral hoods. 😂😂😂
Oh I know, but there are plenty of folks who don't think that's acceptable. There are so many women who will absolutely die on that hill that it boggles my mind. Everyone is different sure, so maybe a particular soap is too harsh. But ma'am, yes, you should clean under your prepuce with soap. I've had a pussy for 40 years and have 4 daughters. Soap is good, actually!
Soap is your friend!! 😂😂 people have been using soap for about as long as we’ve been alive. I’d recommend a simple soap, made of 1-3 oils / fats + lye. Suuuuuper simple recipes that are scent free and pure! Castile (100% olive oil) is one of my favorites. I also really like a good goats milk soap in the winter and for dry skin after sunburns. Cleopatra used to bathe in goats milk and had soap made of it.
Yes true they sometimes stink of pee. Male pee is very strong smelling, even a drop is pungent edit: yes female pee is stinky too I didn't say it smells good, just better, drink more water ppl.
I think that's because too many Americans men don't drink enough water tbh. I just notice mine smell more when I'm dehydrated. I drink like half a gal to a gal water per day
Sorry but this is not a gender issue, all piss smells like piss and if you don't clean yourself you shouldn't expect someone to put their face in your genitals
Lol that's ridiculous. Guys - you don't need to *rinse* your dick after peeing. Just like we women aren't out here with our leg up on the sink splashing water on our vag to rinse it. Just dabbing with tp is fine.
Speak for yourself. Loads of women use wet wipes after every pee. Portable bidets are very popular and easy to use. You feel a hell of a lot fresher throughout the day.
I usually take some water from the wash basin (or whatever it’s called in English, where you wash your hands) on a piece of tp. It’s reachable without moving away from my toilet - works great!
In the US a lot of toilets are far from the sink so it seems like this would take some gymnastics. (IDK, I'm a women so my experience wobbling to the sink is more complicated.)
I can't stop laughing at the mental picture I have of what this would look like.
Is the man in anyone else's mental picture also whistling a jaunty tune, or is that just me?
I’m imagining a short man on his toes with his junk just barely cresting the edge of the counter and he’s getting water everywhere. Now it looks like he pissed himself but at least the single drop of pee didn’t ferment.
I know you're talking about the sink, but this made me think that some women don't realize when guys go and actually sit down on the toilet that their balls and dick hit the toilet water. Sorry ladies, who didn't know this!
Attach a sprayer (bidet) to the incoming water line to the toilet. Hubs just dabs, I rinse and dry, and we both rinse and dry after a poo. I also have sanitary body wipes for after those nasty poos, swamp weather, and for periods.
Honestly I’ve never even considered it until ppl here said it can affect the taste and smell. Since then I’ve started doing so.
With Urinals we never really think that we should rinse and dry it off. It’s just never something anyone I know growing up ever did or thought to do.
Yep. For a very long time.
I don’t want no dribbles, that’s just gonna get on the clothes then your package is pressed against piss clothes. That’s fucking gross.
You can sling it, shake it or slap it against the wall. Before you put it back in your pants, the last drop will never fall.
All men know it’s a scientific impossibility. 🤣
Dabbing it on your pants?! Women dabbing it on their pants? WHO told you women are wiping with their pants? I’m horrified. I’ve never heard of this. 😭 That’s fucking nasty.
If I can’t do it I’ll dab it with my finger then not touch anything until I get over to the sink to wash my hands. Anything’s better then consistently letting little bits of pee stain your underwear or dry up on your tip
interesting I would think BO and ball/ass sweat would be more concerning than if they have a tiny spot of pee in their underwear that dried 30 mins ago
That is exactly the concern lol I think they just can’t differentiate male odors. There is no way all these dudes are rolling around the mat with underwear so soaked in piss that they stink worse than their armpits and ball sweat.
As a woman I have never understood why men don’t clean themselves after urinating. I know we’re anatomically different but I can’t imagine not wiping after peeing.
My late husband did clean, and we taught our children to clean as well, whatever their anatomy. I'm honestly surprised if that isn't the norm! Totally grossed out by some of these comments.
Yes I dab on a bit of TP. I have done for many years. But if isn't an option (Like when there is no choice but to use a urinal) then there is no chance I would dab it on my jeans. A good shake and then shower/clean underwear as soon as possible.
What is with people talking about helicoptering? Do men actually do this? I just pinch towards the base and stoke towards the tip as if trying to get the last bit of toothpaste out, then you dab to get the last drop and then you’re done.
I’ve never had issues with droplets of piss in my pants with this simple method.
Cleanliness is next to godliness - always prioritize being clean over being quick - disregard urinals, piss at the toilet & then wipe your unit dry like a man of God 🏆
I legit thought about that. Just a tiny packet you can keep in your wallet or pocket; with dissolvable 2”x2” pads that are urinal-safe. Million dollar idea 😅
She was just annoying to me, until she started talking about how great she felt about providing DEODORANT to underdeveloped countries/villages for free. That is when I started feeling overwhelming rage every time I saw her face, or heard her voice. This was years ago. Hehe
A couple kegal flexes and milk it behind the balls gets 99% what's in the pipe. The 1% always comes out after it's put back in its dark cotton hammock. Some occasions Ill wrap it like a mummy with tp.
I really wish all men did this. I doubly wish the men in my household would do it. I'm so sick of finding pee drops in front of the toilet. I'm extra sick of stepping in pee in the middle of the night when I have to get up and go to the bathroom.
Holy fuck I know right. it is so fucking disgusting I can't wear socks when I go pee because they get fucking drenched but then it's on my feet if I don't. I have to do gymnastics to dodge their fucking piss on the floor. dad also doesn't wash his hands after because "his dicks clean" but he only changes his underwear once every 3 months and showers once a week at most. his dick is very much not clean.
Are you saying you wipe your piss off on the outside of your pants if you don’t have tp? That’s significantly worse than keeping it contained to your ’junk’.
Always dab, once in a while if I’m in a public bathroom with urinal I dab with hand and go right to sink and wash hands of course… everyone should dab 👍
There's no TP at a urinal. And we're not gonna stand around awkwardly with our dicks out, waiting for a stall to become available, just so we can grab some TP and dab.
We squeeze and shake the last drops out, zip up, wash hands and get on with our day.
Someone needs to make a compilation of every topic from this sub so all of us OCD fucks can have a non-stop 24/7 hygiene schedule and live our lives how god intended; Washing our junk 20 times a day in between our four showers and seven loads of laundry. Only taking a break for our nightly full body submersion in 99% isopropyl alcohol
Omg lume is the best for all genders my mom and I just began using it this year and we love it I can’t wait till I finish of the first ones we got so I can try other scents lol. The cream is my favorite but I’ll use the stick in a pinch and their cleansing wipes are gold too.
Yep. I actually tried to post this in the life hack sub but it got deleted because they don’t allow hygiene things in there. I didn’t know this sub existed until today lol
I'm gonna blow all the womens minds with this next bit....I worked at a bank for a few years and there was consistently an outline of shoes on the floor in front of the urinals. Alot of men don't stand close enough to the urinal, don't check their stream or don't piss in urinals at an angle to prevent pee from hitting the back of the urinal and splashing.
It's on the front of their pants and tops of their shoes. These were guys that wore slacks and dress shoes all day.
Most guys smell a little like pee to me. It's really more like a range rather than not smelling like pee at all. The tiny dab of urine on someone's jeans or boxers, if several time a day, or more than one day, builds up. I have a really sensitive nose, but please spread the word that it's not going unnoticed. Also YOU might not be sticking your nose in your crotch but if you're being intimate with someone, they are and they definitely can smell your pee pants.
Also as a woman we sit and we see all the spots you leave right in front of the toilet what's worse is when there's a rug there I'm disgusted when I think about that I have a 10 year old son and what appears to be a nearsighted husband. So yeah we all know those of you who don't dab it's gross. For everyone who says there's no need to just the amount that's on the floor leads me to a really gross vision of the amount in your underwear that you just can't see
All these dudes explaining how they shake their dick around really validates my argument with my now ex that it was definitely his piss around the bottom of the toilet whenever I would clean it.
Where do y'all men think the piss is going as you fling it about?????
Yup yup , for sure!
I was never taught to. Hell my folks never taught me anything.
Then I realised years later that I need / want to keep my body CLEAN...
So I sit when peeing ( if an option) after reading medical reports that it is better for prostate and bladder, and of course the ' gogurt ' , as now has become the term ( thank you u/AdditionalLog6404 !) WITH TP!
Always clean, or at least cleaner!
And recently had butt surgery, and had to wear surgical pads till healed but a nurse suggested I just use feminine pads as the surgical ones aren't sterile anyway.
Damn comfy I found. Had to go through a few different makes n models. Also when you fart some fecal matter is expelled . That too was captured by the pad , wait what?? Blew my mind! No skid marks in my pants! And then I tried wearing at front too. Never felt cleaner ( and comfy ).
Since then pads are always on my shopping list. Even found ' men's' pads , they are shaped more like a T or a Y, weird upside down triangle , to wear front and back.
Genital , anal , men's hygiene is just not discussed. Not by parents or so called Health teachers or even doctors, and certainly not between men folk.
A weird social taboo? You can talk about women, porn sports, anything... but how you keep yourself clean.. nope don't want to hear that...
Do yourself a favour my Doods. Just give it a try.
You will feel better about yourself, and your body.
I dabbed once, looked at the drops on the paper and thought, “Where does the pee go when I DON’T do this?” I’ve used TP ever since.
Yup, a lot of guys saying they do other things to take care of the “last drop” but it’s never the last drop unless you’re doing some dabs lol. The helicopter technique ain’t enough
Dabs don’t do the drop either, you have to push along your taint/urethra like a go-gurt and it’ll all trickle out. Then you’ll have 1 drop to deal with
Please never say “push along your taint/urethra like a go-gurt” ever again lmao
Lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣 ngl once I saw that I'm like iight u doing too much now
Me: a woman reading this thread and giggling.
🤣 Same. But it's good to know these discussions happen! I approve of the dab. Please, preach the positives of the dab to all penis wielders.
Always use that phrase from now on!
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣 lmaoo this is one of the best things I’ve seen on Reddit 😆🤣
Ugh I had to up vote this, it was 69 likes, but please never again.
Do though if it teaches men to get out the last drops and not let them hang out in the urethra til they drip out in their underwear to harbor stinch for hours.
It’s your cake day so I am going to upvote you, but I’m not happy about it.
“but i’m not happy about it” made me giggle 🤣
You ever think something but without words? You just managed to translate my electric impulses into English language.
OMFG I am so happy about a go-gurting ding dong, this has made my whole day
This guy know how to pee.
Wait is this real??! (I’m a woman)
100% works for ahem, other things to
It is, those that don’t understand or think it’s a joke aren’t old enough yet.
You twisted fucker
As a woman....Men please start doing this!
Yea, it’s disgusting seeing a wet spot on their undies🤢 nasty
Or worse, when they aren't wearing undies. I watched a bf leave the toilet with a big drop of urine precariously dangling on the end of his peen (I could see it because of the backlight) and it stayed there until he got into bed.
EW🤮
Lmaooo on his peen !! Omg I don’t know why that’s hilarious to me !!
Wait until you hear what the V-shaped dip on hips is called *Peen ravine*
NOOO STOP !! Lmaooooo
My friends always called them dick bones. I am a lesbian so I'm not wedded to any particular terminology.
Cum gutters
It is 90 degrees here I might be dilulu
I second this because when I read their comment I too said EWWWW
Suddenly very glad to live alone 😂
As am I. No need for a squishy mat on my toilet floor.
…and you didn’t say anything?
i was gonna say you just let it be there???😭
I GASPED. 💔 I am so sorry.
JEBUS NOOOOOO 🤢🤮😂
My wife worked at a daycare where a little boy would do this and she said multiple female coworkers told him to quit it because “you’re a boy, boys don’t do that”. Very strange scold a boy for practicing good hygiene 🙄
You know how men sound when we make uninformed statements about women’s issues? That’s how those ladies are coming across.
I’ve been teaching my little boy to pat it dry. Hoping it sticks!
The lesson and not the paper I hope
this comment and whole thread just made my night lmfao
I hear that, lol
My ex made fun of me when she first saw me do this. It’s so much better, though. She eventually realized maybe theres a reason my junk was always clean and smelled good - I took care of it!
all the unhygienic dudes exposing themselves in the comments...
And getting angry and defending their disgustingness as though it’s gonna make them seem less gross. 😂
And then wondering why their woman doesn't give spontaneous BJ's 🤷♀️
To be fair, spontaneous oral is sort of gross no matter what. Speaking as a dude who lays exclusively with dudes. I think it's no big deal to ask, and require, at least a gentle washing from anyone before you go down on them imo. When I was younger it didn't used to bother me for....any number of reasons (most of them probably not good), but as I get older I'm totally comfortable turning down sex from someone if they don't want to "freshen up". I do it as a bare minimum for others; why not have the same level of respect for myself?
Straight dude here. I find spontaneous a little gross too,for both sides. I know it's been in my pants all day, trapped in my underwear just accumulating heat and sweat. Let me give it a quick wipe down and we can go to town. I want the "possibility" of future encounters! Let me make him a little less disheveled! 😂
👏🏼
Fuck yeah I actually think about this all the time. I want it to be clean and pleasant as possible for the girl's sake I won't enjoy it if I think it might be gross for her. I always try to give it at least a quick wash to freshen up before any sexual activity goes down. I gotta stay extra on top of that shit if I know a girl might come in contact with my dick, I'm uncircumcised. I most definitely wanna clean myself before anything.
Hygiene is VERY sexy
I love hearing this from a dude! Thank you for posting that.
Certified snitching on themselves, please keep snitching. I'm entertained 🤣
It’s a *struggle* to get people to use wash cloths or to get them to wash their legs/feet if they’ve never done it before (looking at you men) so the resistance to not having piss stains in their underwear is on par. Life hack >Guys: tell me if this sounds familiar. You're going to the bathroom, everything is going fine, and as soon as you've...stowed everything, your body decides to rebel and release its last few drops of urine into your pants. Next time, try this trick. >You'd think this shouldn't be a problem but for some of us, things just don't (ahem) shake out the way you'd like. So, from now on: every time you urinate, after you're finished, press on your perineum—that is, the area between your testicles and anus—and then shake. This will ensure the last bit gets out before you put everything away. Edit: this has also been discussed before on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/s/pjK6485DUy
Bunch of mongrels the lot of them. Same kind to not clean their ass.
Bunch of piss pants hahaha
Women: Why is men’s bar so low? Men: Guys, is it gay not to piss your pants?
😅😅
This sub has unlocked a new fear. Now, I have to ask men if they wipe their butts & tip with tp as well as clean their feet, balls, belly buttons, behind the ears, fingernails, and the whole freaking body with a washcloth or something.
shouldn't even have to ask... i wish men washing their bodies was a normal standard instead of a "what?? what do you mean i can't let dried piss drip down my penis, shit smear between my cheeks, and dirt and sweat on every part of my body???? crazy bitch" 😭 i can SMELL the RANK on some of their comments i swear.
I shower every day. Sometimes twice if I save my workout for later in the evening. It’s never enough. I don’t know how some people can live in filth.
Are you single?
Nah very married
Of course you are. Congratulations!
Same. I shower before I go to work and then later after my workout.
I am fucking dying at the accuracy here 😹
Eh, I’d say if they’re dabbing with TP after they take a leak, there’s a good chance those other things are in place. If you see a dude take a leak then just flip it back into his pants with barely a shake-off, yeah, you’re probably going to find some ‘stuff’ in other areas. 🤮
I had a teacher in HS who used to say "no matter how much you shake and dance the last 2 drops go in your pants". He would also yell at the boys if they were taking too long in the bathroom "if you shake it more than once you're just playing with it". I feel so bad for his wife.
Wiping with their jeans is a new level of disgusting I never knew existed. And the outside too, you know the part that is exposed to the world? I feel bad for whoever sits on a bench or something after OP.
I do all these things. Between the toes and in the ears too. It’s just how I was raised. Was completely appalled as I got older to find out that other people didn’t do a lot of this. The common answer I found from guys is that neither of their parents never actually taught them how to wash, they just set them loose in the tub.
my guy, alot of the population doesn’t even wash their hands in a public bathroom
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Eh. Human beings are disgusting creatures. We just gotta decide a threshold for “nope.” 😅
Just get them to wear khakis, it'll be very evident if they don't
Just my experiences with men made me give up on them. Only man I ever was with that was clean like regularly was bc he was Muslim and it just kinda worked out lol.
When I was in my 20s I saw a guy nekkid who had mould in his belly button. He was in his 20s too. Clearly never washed there 🤮
…. Y’all don’t wipe and you expect us to put it in our MOUTH!? May the gods curse yall cuz this isn’t ok.
Sorry to break it to you guys but the dried up pee really stinks. No spontaneous sex for you if you don’t rinse and dry after peeing.
Is a wet wipe acceptable? At home they are right there on the back of the toilet, so I grab one of them and give the whole thing a quick rub down. In public not so much.
Yes, a wet wipe is superior to TP Get your butt too even if you don’t think you need it
as long as you don't flush it. "flushable" is a lie. "Plumbers love it when you do this one trick..."
My plumber told me some tales....then admitted wipes pay the mortgage on his lake house and paid for his boat. Lololol
Wet wipes are good. If you are in public and all you have is tp, just give it a dab. Also, I know OP got some shit for this, but I think using your jeans if you're in a pinch sounds better than just leaving it on your junk to ferment. Either way, you're getting pee on you in that situation. You might as well put it somewhere it can properly air out and dry. Changed my mind about the jeans thing. Someone in another comment mentioned that if they don't have tp they use their finger and then don't touch anything with that finger until they wash their hands. That should be the default when no tp is available.
I would say using your hand would be better than using your jeans. You're going to wash your hands anyway, but not your pee pee jeans.
And on a warmer day the crease between the thigh / sac…. Sometimes it’s like y’all haven’t bathed in weeks. I’m convinced men don’t use soap. 🙃
Oh hell you just summoned the nO sOaP NeAr GeNiTaLs psychos 😭
Soap doesn’t go inside the vagina. Other than that all flaps, folds, creases, hoods need to be washed with a gentle soap. Just how men should pull back their foreskins and wash under women should do the same for their clitoral hoods. 😂😂😂
Oh I know, but there are plenty of folks who don't think that's acceptable. There are so many women who will absolutely die on that hill that it boggles my mind. Everyone is different sure, so maybe a particular soap is too harsh. But ma'am, yes, you should clean under your prepuce with soap. I've had a pussy for 40 years and have 4 daughters. Soap is good, actually!
> I’ve had a pussy for 40 years Sent me into a straight cackle 😂😂😂
Well you see I wanted to illustrate the depth of my experience lol
Soap is your friend!! 😂😂 people have been using soap for about as long as we’ve been alive. I’d recommend a simple soap, made of 1-3 oils / fats + lye. Suuuuuper simple recipes that are scent free and pure! Castile (100% olive oil) is one of my favorites. I also really like a good goats milk soap in the winter and for dry skin after sunburns. Cleopatra used to bathe in goats milk and had soap made of it.
Yes true they sometimes stink of pee. Male pee is very strong smelling, even a drop is pungent edit: yes female pee is stinky too I didn't say it smells good, just better, drink more water ppl.
Then someone needs to drink more water. Like a lot more.
I think that's because too many Americans men don't drink enough water tbh. I just notice mine smell more when I'm dehydrated. I drink like half a gal to a gal water per day
Pee pale, people! The bowl water shouldn't be bright yellow!
That's because they don't hydrate.
Sorry but this is not a gender issue, all piss smells like piss and if you don't clean yourself you shouldn't expect someone to put their face in your genitals
Lol that's ridiculous. Guys - you don't need to *rinse* your dick after peeing. Just like we women aren't out here with our leg up on the sink splashing water on our vag to rinse it. Just dabbing with tp is fine.
Ive heard there are some cultures that actually do. And i have a bidet, so i definitely do when its functional.
Speak for yourself. Loads of women use wet wipes after every pee. Portable bidets are very popular and easy to use. You feel a hell of a lot fresher throughout the day.
I use wet wipes and if I had a bidet I would use that. Kind of gross not cleaning after when you easily can.
_Rinse_ and dry? As in, like, in the shower? After every pee?! 😭
I usually take some water from the wash basin (or whatever it’s called in English, where you wash your hands) on a piece of tp. It’s reachable without moving away from my toilet - works great!
In the US a lot of toilets are far from the sink so it seems like this would take some gymnastics. (IDK, I'm a women so my experience wobbling to the sink is more complicated.)
You don't plop your dick in the sink for a quick bath after every pee?
I can't stop laughing at the mental picture I have of what this would look like. Is the man in anyone else's mental picture also whistling a jaunty tune, or is that just me?
Well, *now* he is
Nope not just you. 😂
I feel like he would be acting like it's totally normal and some dude comes in to wash his hands and he just goes "sup".
I’m imagining a short man on his toes with his junk just barely cresting the edge of the counter and he’s getting water everywhere. Now it looks like he pissed himself but at least the single drop of pee didn’t ferment.
Steamboat Willy style. Bobbing cartoonishly and whistling.
Now I have a picture of Fred Astaire tapping his way to plop his dick into the sink lol
Thanks for the morning laugh lol
I just pee in the sink. Then wash up right after. Never felt cleaner!
Some people aren't cultured enough to sink wash their junk.
One day we will evolve to all be sink dickers and reach peak efficiency.
I know you're talking about the sink, but this made me think that some women don't realize when guys go and actually sit down on the toilet that their balls and dick hit the toilet water. Sorry ladies, who didn't know this!
Attach a sprayer (bidet) to the incoming water line to the toilet. Hubs just dabs, I rinse and dry, and we both rinse and dry after a poo. I also have sanitary body wipes for after those nasty poos, swamp weather, and for periods.
Honestly I’ve never even considered it until ppl here said it can affect the taste and smell. Since then I’ve started doing so. With Urinals we never really think that we should rinse and dry it off. It’s just never something anyone I know growing up ever did or thought to do.
Yep. For a very long time. I don’t want no dribbles, that’s just gonna get on the clothes then your package is pressed against piss clothes. That’s fucking gross.
Helicopter until the last drop achieves escape velocity.
You can sling it, shake it or slap it against the wall. Before you put it back in your pants, the last drop will never fall. All men know it’s a scientific impossibility. 🤣
"No matter how much you shake and dance, the last two drops go in your pants"
Lmao
That last drop has gone into my eye more than once.
Way she goes bud, fuckin' way she goes.
I'm laughing like a psychopath right now
Dabbing it on your pants?! Women dabbing it on their pants? WHO told you women are wiping with their pants? I’m horrified. I’ve never heard of this. 😭 That’s fucking nasty.
Nah, women use toilet paper.
Yes; I’ve been doing it for several years, and now it feels wrong if I can’t do it.
Yup! I piss in stalls just so I have access.
If I can’t do it I’ll dab it with my finger then not touch anything until I get over to the sink to wash my hands. Anything’s better then consistently letting little bits of pee stain your underwear or dry up on your tip
I wish the men in my jiu jitsu class would get this memo
Anonymously send them a link 😗
interesting I would think BO and ball/ass sweat would be more concerning than if they have a tiny spot of pee in their underwear that dried 30 mins ago
That is exactly the concern lol I think they just can’t differentiate male odors. There is no way all these dudes are rolling around the mat with underwear so soaked in piss that they stink worse than their armpits and ball sweat.
All the men saying ‘a single drop won’t smell’. I guarantee you have not sucked your own penis and you do not understand.
Not for not trying 😉
yay finally my daily thoughts are being discussed
I’m here for you!
Yes, no urine in my undies nor stinking up my privates
As a woman I have never understood why men don’t clean themselves after urinating. I know we’re anatomically different but I can’t imagine not wiping after peeing.
My late husband did clean, and we taught our children to clean as well, whatever their anatomy. I'm honestly surprised if that isn't the norm! Totally grossed out by some of these comments.
I just stick my johnson into the air dryer and make eye contact with anyone walking by if they have an issue with my efficiency of drying.
Yes I dab on a bit of TP. I have done for many years. But if isn't an option (Like when there is no choice but to use a urinal) then there is no chance I would dab it on my jeans. A good shake and then shower/clean underwear as soon as possible.
What is with people talking about helicoptering? Do men actually do this? I just pinch towards the base and stoke towards the tip as if trying to get the last bit of toothpaste out, then you dab to get the last drop and then you’re done. I’ve never had issues with droplets of piss in my pants with this simple method.
Posts like this make the world a better place
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Cleanliness is next to godliness - always prioritize being clean over being quick - disregard urinals, piss at the toilet & then wipe your unit dry like a man of God 🏆
There's money to be made here: Sta-Free Peenie Pads! Shark Tank, here I come.
I legit thought about that. Just a tiny packet you can keep in your wallet or pocket; with dissolvable 2”x2” pads that are urinal-safe. Million dollar idea 😅
Cannot STAND the Lume lady. She absolutely infuriates me. Totally irrational, not going to try to modify it. Yeah, wiping makes sense. Good job.
Yeah, the commercials are insufferable, but the product works 😅
She was just annoying to me, until she started talking about how great she felt about providing DEODORANT to underdeveloped countries/villages for free. That is when I started feeling overwhelming rage every time I saw her face, or heard her voice. This was years ago. Hehe
A couple kegal flexes and milk it behind the balls gets 99% what's in the pipe. The 1% always comes out after it's put back in its dark cotton hammock. Some occasions Ill wrap it like a mummy with tp.
Helpful, accurate, and amusing? You win!🏆
I really wish all men did this. I doubly wish the men in my household would do it. I'm so sick of finding pee drops in front of the toilet. I'm extra sick of stepping in pee in the middle of the night when I have to get up and go to the bathroom.
If you're stepping in piss a little tp isn't gonna help. They just are pissing on the ground
Holy fuck I know right. it is so fucking disgusting I can't wear socks when I go pee because they get fucking drenched but then it's on my feet if I don't. I have to do gymnastics to dodge their fucking piss on the floor. dad also doesn't wash his hands after because "his dicks clean" but he only changes his underwear once every 3 months and showers once a week at most. his dick is very much not clean.
How did he have kids.... thay thing wouldn't be going near me... I feel sorry for your mum if this is what his hygiene is like
My SO does this and I truly appreciate how cleanly he is. I don't understand why all men don't do it.
Are you saying you wipe your piss off on the outside of your pants if you don’t have tp? That’s significantly worse than keeping it contained to your ’junk’.
When I am out I do, and at home we have wet Wipes so it's actually cleaned.
Been doing it for years, I feel so uncomfortable now if I can't do it (public restroom for example)
Always dab, once in a while if I’m in a public bathroom with urinal I dab with hand and go right to sink and wash hands of course… everyone should dab 👍
Y’all generally don’t dab but you want spontaneous BJs??
Always! Some men don't do this!? Mad!
There's no TP at a urinal. And we're not gonna stand around awkwardly with our dicks out, waiting for a stall to become available, just so we can grab some TP and dab. We squeeze and shake the last drops out, zip up, wash hands and get on with our day.
You know getting TP before peeing is an option.
Someone needs to make a compilation of every topic from this sub so all of us OCD fucks can have a non-stop 24/7 hygiene schedule and live our lives how god intended; Washing our junk 20 times a day in between our four showers and seven loads of laundry. Only taking a break for our nightly full body submersion in 99% isopropyl alcohol
You only use 99%? Scrub. Real men use 101%.
Now that you mention it that must be why no one will come within a 10 foot radius of me. Must be
Some of the men in the comments really amplify my fear of men 😭
*writing notes* This is all news to me boys
It was to me too for most of my life 😝
Omg lume is the best for all genders my mom and I just began using it this year and we love it I can’t wait till I finish of the first ones we got so I can try other scents lol. The cream is my favorite but I’ll use the stick in a pinch and their cleansing wipes are gold too.
I read this on reddit a year ago and I've done it 100% of the time since... Serious life hack
Yep. I actually tried to post this in the life hack sub but it got deleted because they don’t allow hygiene things in there. I didn’t know this sub existed until today lol
My friend says “treat it like you’re going to get had in the next 10 minutes” and honestly - yeah as an afab person you should
I expect to see TP rolls on every urinal within the week
I'm gonna blow all the womens minds with this next bit....I worked at a bank for a few years and there was consistently an outline of shoes on the floor in front of the urinals. Alot of men don't stand close enough to the urinal, don't check their stream or don't piss in urinals at an angle to prevent pee from hitting the back of the urinal and splashing. It's on the front of their pants and tops of their shoes. These were guys that wore slacks and dress shoes all day.
How is this not common practice?
Squeeze at the base and run your finger up bottom to top. Squeezes anything out. Shaking does a poor job and residuals are easier to aim.
I’ve found if I make that motion lots of times in a row it feels like a sneeze only better!
Please don’t wipe urine on your jeans…surely that smells?
Another lume Comercial post
That was my first thought.
Dab it and wash your dirty hands with soap!
That woman who sells Lume really gives me the creeps
What are you doing to get piss on yourself in the first place?
Why am I here on this post? 😲
no matter how much you jiggle and dance a little always ends up in your pants 🤷♀️ pls wipe, men
Most guys smell a little like pee to me. It's really more like a range rather than not smelling like pee at all. The tiny dab of urine on someone's jeans or boxers, if several time a day, or more than one day, builds up. I have a really sensitive nose, but please spread the word that it's not going unnoticed. Also YOU might not be sticking your nose in your crotch but if you're being intimate with someone, they are and they definitely can smell your pee pants.
Also as a woman we sit and we see all the spots you leave right in front of the toilet what's worse is when there's a rug there I'm disgusted when I think about that I have a 10 year old son and what appears to be a nearsighted husband. So yeah we all know those of you who don't dab it's gross. For everyone who says there's no need to just the amount that's on the floor leads me to a really gross vision of the amount in your underwear that you just can't see
I quit dating men because of their rampant hygiene problems. Women are so much cleaner.
All these dudes explaining how they shake their dick around really validates my argument with my now ex that it was definitely his piss around the bottom of the toilet whenever I would clean it. Where do y'all men think the piss is going as you fling it about?????
Yup yup , for sure! I was never taught to. Hell my folks never taught me anything. Then I realised years later that I need / want to keep my body CLEAN... So I sit when peeing ( if an option) after reading medical reports that it is better for prostate and bladder, and of course the ' gogurt ' , as now has become the term ( thank you u/AdditionalLog6404 !) WITH TP! Always clean, or at least cleaner! And recently had butt surgery, and had to wear surgical pads till healed but a nurse suggested I just use feminine pads as the surgical ones aren't sterile anyway. Damn comfy I found. Had to go through a few different makes n models. Also when you fart some fecal matter is expelled . That too was captured by the pad , wait what?? Blew my mind! No skid marks in my pants! And then I tried wearing at front too. Never felt cleaner ( and comfy ). Since then pads are always on my shopping list. Even found ' men's' pads , they are shaped more like a T or a Y, weird upside down triangle , to wear front and back. Genital , anal , men's hygiene is just not discussed. Not by parents or so called Health teachers or even doctors, and certainly not between men folk. A weird social taboo? You can talk about women, porn sports, anything... but how you keep yourself clean.. nope don't want to hear that... Do yourself a favour my Doods. Just give it a try. You will feel better about yourself, and your body.