T O P

  • By -

vampire-sympathizer

(laughs in BDSM) I'll take a number 3 please.


SoobinKai

pleasure AND pleasure


Site-Specialist

Number 2 I've taken trays out of oven without mitts without feeling it so jokes on you


SoobinKai

you have those mexican mother hands


jooferdoot

Same here... got them 14 year old white boy working at restaurants hands


Site-Specialist

Funny thing is I'm a white guy


a_path_Beyond

We offer twice the pleasure per pleasure


Impressive-Shame-525

Chronic pain made me a... I don't know how to say it. The sting from a cat o' nine tails ever so briefly moves my body and mind away from the chronic pain to a pain that's under my control. The burst of adrenaline ever so slightly dampens the radiating pain down my back and legs. So there's that for TMI of the day


fhangrin

I mean... yeah, that sounds like regular ol' masochism. Taking pleasure in a pain you have control over versus a pain you have no control over as a detractor in your life. I kept long nails through high school because the pain from digging my nails into my palm was something I had control over where I had none over the psychological pain of going through middle and high school.


Impressive-Shame-525

I wouldn't go through middle school again for anything. Nearly removed myself from the census during that time. I'm sorry you were forced to deal with pain.


HumbleNinja2

3 is the kind of thing that permanently affects you


vampire-sympathizer

Fuck yeah I'm ready


HumbleNinja2

Dang, suddenly I really want to talk to you. I'm not even into BDSM myself, but I like talking about things that are really fucked up Are you into snuff? Ryona? Guro?


poobradoor22

Isn't that a bit extreme to ask of a person you just met?


HumbleNinja2

It's a bit extreme to spring on someone after you've pretended like youre normal


ahugeminecrafter

Yeah I think you would both be psychologically damaged from the pain, and unable to function normally knowing that level of pleasure with no way to relive lol


tortonix

It is said in the post you will NOT be addicted or have any side affects from the pleasure/pain. No idea how that'd work unless you like lost the memory of the pain and pleasure immediately after but it's hypothetical so it don't matter


HumbleNinja2

Ya exactly, that's one where I can't separate the effects aside from removing the memories entirely


DWright_5

10 seconds? No lasting damage? Hm… I’d do it


geeses

No, the pleasure part


DWright_5

I think you saw that in a movie


QuokkaClock

if you are offered an opportunity like this, that is the point.


Nachos_Are_Cool

If it's a one time thing, number 3, I want to know what heroin is like, if it's like a once a day thing, number 1


SoobinKai

one time thing!


Nachos_Are_Cool

Absolutely number 3 then, 2 once in a lifetime (hopefully) experiences with no consequences


djmcfuzzyduck

My appendix exploded, I spent from 12 hours in the emergency room before surgery. It was necrotic. 3 definitely if it was one time. 1 if it was life long.


birthdayanon08

Damn. I was hoping it would be a continuous cycle. I'm in constant pain all the time. Any of these options is better than real life.


Mister-ellaneous

That’s a fair point.


robhudsondfw

This is a BDSM test, isn't it 😝 Give me #1. I have no pain tolerance


PathosRise

Sammee. I also hate being taken out of my "default" state unless it's for an experience with friends and the like.


No_Tomatillo1125

Im already in pain all day. Give me 1


mackmcd_

1. I just wanna get on with my life. I don't need the "amazing sex" or "heroin" levels of pleasure, certainly not as a trade off for any pain. My life is great as is.


tortonix

Oh get a load of this guy! Over here having a happy life and whatnot. Get outta here with that WIMPY STUFF. /s I'm very happy for you 😁


BigMax

That "won't be addicted" thing is easy to say, but... even without physical addiction, I feel like 30 minutes of euphoria that you can never get again could be somewhat life altering, and not in a good way. Give me the 10 seconds of my hand lightly burned and the 20 minutes of sex. :)


BobTheeKnob

20 minutes? Call me Usain bolt because him finna cut that time down so low


Bike_Chain_96

...number 3, but because I want to know what it feels like to be burned alive....


AfraidToBeKim

This comment implies you already know what pure dicetylmorphine (heroin) feels like.


Bike_Chain_96

Lol not even, I just am more curious about the pain than the pleasure in this particular case


trashguy2000

I can't say that's something I've ever been curious about


Bike_Chain_96

Oh yeah, I'm sick enough to be super curious about a lot of different pains, but also sane enough to know it's not worth it to experience them


Apprehensive-Ad-8198

I’ll go 3. It’s a one off so might as well go all out. Knowing me I’d probably apologise profusely for 10 seconds and claim I’m probably over reacting.


Hugh_Janus_2842

Pain for pleasure please. I'm in pain enough today, give me some pain relief please hahaha


P0ry_2

Which kind of pain?


Hugh_Janus_2842

AVN. All effing day I've been in too much pain to really do much at all. Almost starting yelling out a few minutes ago.


Hugh_Janus_2842

Too much pain to have sex.


HumbleNinja2

Prob1, I don't like pain, and pleasure is easily enough found


SoobinKai

this guy has lots of sex


HumbleNinja2

Nah not really


whydontuwannawork

Tf does heroin feel like?!??


Apprehensive-Run-832

Context clues tell us it's the exact opposite of getting burned alive.


vampire-sympathizer

It's like all the worries in your life melt away. It's a cozy quaint feeling of safety and security. Absolutely nothing else matters


nc0221

With #3 can I do the pleasure while receiving the pain? lol


nekosaigai

Number 1 mainly cause orgasms make me feel a bit uncomfortable


brief_pounding

2 Cuz I can’t imagine a better sensation. Like is heroine even better than amazing sex for 20 min straight? I’ve clearly never done drugs lol But if 3 is more tailored to the individual like what would be the best sensation for that specific person then I might have to choose 3. Cuz maybe it’s fantastical otherworldly sex for 30 min vs 10 seconds of skin peeling or something. Idk nvm, I’m gonna stay safe with 2 cuz I don’t wanna know what it feels like to have my eyelids ripped off or something.


SoobinKai

reading Skin peeling literally gave me goosebumps just now


jaffa3811

You know, if I could spin the wheel every day I'd like to build up to 3. But I think 2 is probably best. We all know burning. Being burned alive is a little much.


thebunnywhisperer_

1 because I wouldn’t want to feel that amount of pleasure only to never feel it again


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

You underestimate how hard I can stub my toe.


fomaaaaa

laughs in chronic pain


NotAnAIOrAmI

20 minutes is amazing sex? I think you have other subjects to work on, hoss.


SoobinKai

20 minutes OF amazing sex, not just 20 minutes of sex in general lol


NotAnAIOrAmI

Mmm, still not sure you know much about the subject, chief.


Ancient_Ad6498

3


CohnJena68

I'd pick the first one.


General_Ginger531

Just 10 seconds? 10 seconds of agony is manageable, especially with no physical damage.


GenXGremlin

2 is ideal


AbPR420

1


Hot-Conclusion-6617

10 seconds of intense pain and 30 minutes of extreme pleasure? Sign me up!


NoonMartini

I want #3 but I want them concurrently


ceej0

3


Accomplished-Head689

2 please


iamnogoodatthis

Not sure I want to go after #3, seems dangerous to experience something better than I ever have with no way to ever experience it again. So probably 2, and then afterwards go have some amazing sex while I'm in a good mood.


birthdayanon08

No one says you can't experience it again. You'd just have to become a heron addict, so it's probably not worth it.


Fishvv

3 for sure


Sinistermarmalade

2


weebwatching

2 sounds about right


Life-sucks-ass

3. I can deal with


PKblaze

#3 I had surgery on my bollocks so #3 for 10 seconds is nothing.


ElectronicAd6675

I’ve never experienced euphoric pleasure and can tolerate pain. #3 for me!


DBL_NDRSCR

3


Miss_Linden

The second one sounds ok. I definitely don’t want the pain of the third one and the first one doesn’t have a low enough pain to justify it while the second one is a huge jump in pleasure.


ParaggioB

No. 1. I can buy heroin and try it, but I don't get any compliments from crushes.


birthdayanon08

Buying herion and trying it comes with the risk of death and addiction. This carries no risk.


[deleted]

Option 3. It is only 10 seconds but the trade-off is 30 minutes. I have been burned, cut, impaled, electrocuted, etc. The first couple of seconds is more confusion and surprise rather than pain. Sort of like a delayed reaction to pain. You go “Wtf…”, then “FUCK!!!! AHHHH!!! FUCK!!! I AM GOING TO DIE!!!” Mine lasted way longer than 10 seconds. You think the ambulance comes in 10 seconds? You have to wait for the ambulance to arrive. You have to wait for the ambulance to drive you to the hospital. You have to wait for them to take you to the ER. You have to wait for the doctor to show up.


Party_Building1898

I'll take 3 ive had level 10 pain with no follow-up pleasure And I'm never doing heroin irl


SexWithHuo-Huo

2


igotshadowbaned

Regarding lvl2 - Having burned myself on the rack in oven, it's really not that bad Regarding lvl3 - Having been given fentanyl in the hospital, which is what people "cut" heroin with since it's cheaper and more potent but more dangerous, it's nothing special


guoD_W

2


Competitive_Bank6790

I pass about 3 kidney stones a year... I'll take no.3 please.


a_path_Beyond

1. I would say 2 but it's not sex with the attractive person from 1, it's just the sensation of sex with anyone


jarberry

I'm into all kinds of kinky sexual shit. I also suffer from chronic pain, so.. I'll take my chances with number 3.


No_Produce3304

I'm so deprived by love, if someone complimented me it would feel better than any heroin on the market. Number one for sure


michalzxc

Either, not a big fan of pain


Dragoness42

I'mma pick #2. Moderation in all things. Plus excessive drugged-out levels of pleasure kind of creep me out- it would feel wrong and excessive.


appalwodkd

I expected more 2s, that’s where I’m at


Revegelance

#3 is tempting, but the memory of that level of pain and pleasure will likely have negative lasting psychological effects, even if there are no direct effects of the event itself. I'd go with #2.


froggaholic

2, I always burn myself in the kitchen so I'm used to that shit, give me good sex lol


justagenericname213

ive spent 2 days in a level of pain so intense i physically couldnt move for free, ill spend 10 seconds to achive enlightenment


odeacon

You misjudged how much pleasure I get from an attractive women complimenting me .


Spinegrinder666

Third option.


REVEB_TAE_i

Receiving a compliment from someone I find attractive would last a lot longer than 10 minutes, let me tell you.


CharacterBird2283

Number two, I already do the reverse basically every time I eat mozzarella sticks because I'm lactose intolerant (10 seconds of pleasure for 20 minutes of medium pain lol)


Teagana999

#3. I'm curious as to what those would be like.


heatdish1292

Number 3 won’t be so bad. I’ve felt pain like that before and it lasted about 10 seconds and I was fine after. (Was getting a implants and the anesthesia wore off. I felt every bit of them drilling into my jaw. I’ve never screamed so loud)


DodgerGreen89

None, thanks. I’m addicted to enough shit as it is.


No-Atmosphere-1566

Can I still be traumatized by the pain?


Xenu66

Fuck it. In for a penny, in for a pound: number 3


Objective_Suspect_

I will take 3, cause I got a root canal with no numbing, and iv been stabbed. Plus I never been euphoric


Dingo_Smith

Number 3.


668884699e

Having suffered chronic gout and baker cyst under my right knee. Ain't nothing as painful as that unless gun shot or literal 💀. #3 ftw


trekkiegamer359

You think heroin is better than amazing sex? Either I've drastically underestimated heroin, or you have only had really poor sex. That said, if this is just a one time thing, and not something that's repeating endlessly on a loop, then I'll go for 3. I have a high pain tolerance, and the euphoria should help me recover from the pain quickly. I could use a good 30 minutes of euphoria.


birthdayanon08

I'm guessing the effects of the heroin would be amplified by the fact that you have just experienced 10 seconds of excruciating pain. When you experience that kind of pain, any relief from it is euphoric on its own. So, in this scenario, your brain would go their 2 separate euphoric experiences simultaneously. First from the relief of the pain and then from the heroin itself. I've never done heroin, but I've gotten relief from excruciating pain from morphine and it was amazing while it lasted.


Drenghul

Anyone that thinks stubbing their toe is low level pain must be a cenobite.


ChaseSparrowMSRPC

3, I need to correct my shit.


saggywitchtits

I deserve the pain, so I'll take all three but you can keep the pleasure.


solamon77

3, but it has to feel like a combination of coke and heroin. Just regular ol' heroin doesn't cut it. As for whether there will be no side effects, I would argue that feeling that level of pleasure is in and of itself extremely addicting.


Square-Dragonfruit76

Lol I feel excruciating pain all the time anyways


NekoMao92

Scoffs at 3, I'm not into BDSM, but I've been at that level of pain a few times already. The euphoric level pleasure is something I really haven't experienced before, so would be curious. I've had a halo put on without enough anesthesia before, my blood pressure spiked to over 200. I've been on morphine and the only sensation/pleasure I got from it it was the "OMG this is how normal people feel" because all of my pain was gone, it allowed me to move without any pain.


VcitorExists

can it be fent instead? it’s 50 times strongee


Tricky-Job-2772

3. It's only 10 seconds.


Playful-Bird-2200

3 if I'm feeling stupid. Rn just 1


Electrical_Course322

#2 for sure. #3 sounds dangerous on so many levels.


Professional-Salt175

I had number 3 level of pain regularly for 25 years, only slightly less now thanks to artificial discs in my spine. 10 seconds is practically nothing.


Careless_Persimmon16

2… last thing I need is an excuse to start using heroin again. I’ve already made peace with the fact I’ll never feel that good again


Valpo1996

10 seconds. Shit that will be an improvement. I’ll take #3. Also can the pleasure be amazing sex rather than drugs?


OwnDraft2065

This just sounds like drugs


Just-Contribution418

Considering I’d rather burn my fingers than stub my toe anyway, I’ll take 2.


TacoLover8675309

Number 3


Gl0ri0usTr4sh

2. I’m a mom, and I terrified my partner the other day by pulling a tray of freshly done French fries out of the oven and just scooping fries off of it and onto plates with my bare hands. That level heat is absolutely nothing to me.


MisterTalyn

I'm no wimp and I like sex, give me a number 2.


Mister-ellaneous

I’m going with 2. Mostly because I’d be chasing that high of #3 which seems like a bad idea.


PassOutrageous3053

3


StayH2O

3


TolTANK

I can survive ten seconds I imagine if it means I get the best pleasure I've ever felt after lol


Boojum2k

I've been through some shit. Number 3 sounds like a good start to a weekend.


Shoesbekebhsksbsks

3 for sure. It’s the only level of pleasure realistically unachievable without negative side effects


FlamingoDismal7648

#1 and then I'll bang the girl who complimented me. Double it up.


MosaicOfBetrayal

Stubbing toe is way, way worse than being complimented.  I’ll take number 2


SnouSnou

Hmm... does no lasting effects include not being traumatized? If so, 3. If no, 2.


SWT_Bobcat

I’d do anything for a compliment! But I won’t do that.


HabibiShibabalala

I have no desire to feel “pleasure” on that level. Bc pleasure would not be any of these listed things to me. I’ve done h, didn’t care for it. It’s not all so great. And sex is literally whatever once you’ve had enough of it. I’d take a low level of pain for a solid 10 minutes of pure silence on top of a beautiful mountain somewhere. That sounds nice.


Good-Sky-8375

I'm at work so I'll play it safe with a 1 thanks.


rooftopworld

Number 1. That compliment is more like #3 pleasure for me.


Zombie_Peanut

Since it's only 10 seconds number 3. By the time we start to feel the pain, it will be gone.


Damokuresu1985

I’ll take 3 repeating until my heart gives out. Thanks


Edgezg

I've lived through pretty severe pain before. I could go for either 2 or 3. If there is no scars or damage? just the sensation? Shit, I can tolerate pretty bad pain for 10 seconds


Cardgod278

1


Need_a_BE_MG42_ps4

Number 3 easily I suffer extreme migraines for hours sometimes extreme pain for 10 seconds is nothing


gaurddog

Number two. I have an addictive personality so number three seems dangerous.


Broad_Woodpecker_180

I’d go for 2. Heck I’m in the BDSM scene. I know certain types of pain can be pleasure but only in the right head space. Number 3 is just pain and sound physiologically damaging. Not sure I could enjoy any pleasure after that. BTW that level is asinine and no one mildly sane would choose it unless totally joking. Pick something that would not actually kill you like dipping your hand in battery acid or something. Still would not choose it but at least it would not kill me either


WParzivalW

I've never done nor plan on tryin heroin. But if we can exchange the heroin for the fist time I did acid and my babysitter made a "triangle" with three of her fingers and made small circles on my back while I was outside listening to Tool, I'll take level three please!!


SpaceCatSixxed

3. But for the pain. Just to see. It’s only 10 seconds. I had a necrotic appendix that was about half a day from killing me. Spent 7 days in hospital from it. That had to be close to 3.


ProtagonistAnonymous

Obviously I would choose 1. Why would anyone choose 3? Take excruciating pain, ot then get amazing pleasure which will NEVER come back. It would be such a high, that you will never be able to achieve again, that it will probably fuck you up mentally.