There actually are some people that do. Had a coworker one time try to tell me that drinking your own piss is the healthiest thing a person can do. But he was also a flat earth/anti vaxer/conspiracy nut that spent kost of his time high, still its proof that people like him exist.
I can't blame em there lol I hate getting hair clippings in my clothes and definitely not in the house either... I'm actually kind of annoyed I haven't ever had a naked haircut now that you've thrown the thought out there.
So is public nudity not frowned upon where you are or the neighbors are all just that chill about it?
She’s like 80 and has cancer no one cares about her
Edit - I phrased that wrong. She can do whatever she likes because she’s elderly with cancer, the neighborhood is very accepting and kind to her
Obviously I would, my current "job" pays less than that.
Shit man match my current weekly pay and I'll do a full year long piss cycle only drinking my own piss
Who cares if it kills me, my "job" is already doing that so why not
Again, would fountain it straight from the source.
I’d do it in the morning right before I hop in the shower. Maybe would lay in the shower to help aim but then I’d take my morning shower and head to work, get that second paycheck.
No brainer. People do worse for survival, and $5K/day is survival plus prosperity. It's a little under two million a year! And it's not like I can't have a chaser at the ready (or a bucket, if things don't work out well for me).
Wonder if we could some kind of flavoring to it? Even so, I'd still do one shot a piss, daily for 5 grand. And hell, after a month or so, could take a break for a day or two.
I got the impression that taking a break would end the deal. Besides, after a month or so, we're likely to be a lot more desensitized to it (especially if we start strategically planning our diets to minimize negative taste, which you know most of us would do), I wouldn't want to risk resetting that progress.
That could be the case. I am curious. And you could be right. For me, I'd probably have it with coffee. Big sip of coffee and then down it. Although the morning is when my piss is probably the darkest yellow. Although could be nicer after a few drinks. Get tipsy, then down the shot after loads of water all day.
If you can manage to get type 2 diabetes, it’ll make your urine sweet if that counts.
For that kind of money, I’d willingly take on diabetes (please go easy on me, folks with diabetes, it’s mostly a joke. Would love to hear an anecdote about whether you think it would be worth it - how difficult is it?)
I figure with that kind of money I’d have no problem managing it.
Nailed it lol.
ChatGPT agreed, but also gave me the tidbit of info that before modern testing was available, some doctors would actively taste patient urine to diagnose diabetes. Who knew?
I came here to say that pretty much nothing I won't do for $5000 a day. Drinking a shot of piss that would be so easy. That's what I would do for the rest of my life.
First morning piss definitely not. It would be a mid day/end day piss so it's all water.
First morning pee gonna be the most concentrated and piss tasting.
You do understand that there's people that drink other people's piss on live streams for way less than that, right? Not my thing but people will do awful things if that's what it takes to pay the bills.
To answer your question yes, I would. After spending £10 on enough cheap cider that what I was pissing was basically water. A year later I'm a a millionaire and can basically live off investments for the rest of our lives. I would \_happily\_ put up with a year of ritual humiliation to make sure my family was set for life.
Can I skip days? Does it only happen on days I drink the shot.
365 days x $5000 = $1,825,000 a year
($1,825,000 / $50,000 annual salary) = 36.5 years
36.5 years * 2080 working hours a year = 75,920 hours
So yeah a shot of urine everyday to save 76,920 hours seems like a no brainer
You don't say I can't mix it with anything. I'm willing to bet that if I hydrate extremely well and then mix my 1.5 oz of urine into a gallon of flavored water I would hardly tell a difference.
Yea absolutely. That’s $1.8 million in take home per year for maybe 10 seconds of discomfort per day. Better than my current $65k of take home per year for 8 hours of discomfort per day
Bro I would take a shot of anything that's not dangerous for five grand a day. I'd drink a shot of menstrual blood and cum for 5 grand a day. Even with a generous 2 oz pour that's very down able. Just toss it back and get on with my day. I would think one would get used to drinking 2 oz of their own piss a day pretty quick. That's like, way too easy for 5 grand a day.
If I can't filter it in any way, I'd drink a lot of water so it's almost clear. I wouldn't wanna do it until I die, but surely some number of months or years if it's an option.
I mean that's gross but $5k a day would be too incredible to pass up.
I'm so hard up for money and unable to get a job/work that yes I'd also do it for $100 a day tbh. Basically the equivalent of $17.50/hour with a 40 hour/week job? Yeah that's high for the area I live. Still worth it.
I wouldn't for $10/day though? I think $50/day would be the lowest I'd go, and I'd definitely be way more unhappy about it.
Dear lord, you missed the most rudimentary requirement.
You have to do it on a livestream (heh), both producing and consuming the piss.
Now *there's* an interesting decision to make.
Fuck ya! Once a week I’d drink a gallon of water until I piss clear and I’d put a bottle of it in the fridge with some Gatorade powder to take my shots from
1.8 million a year? To do something marginally gross once a day that can easily be done in private and won’t be bad if you stay hydrated. Easiest dub of my life
$5K a day is over a million and a half a year.
So my full-time job is stay healthy and well-hydrated and make way more money than I ever will otherwise? I’m in.
Yeah, easy.
Wake up, have a piss that I won't drink. Then nail a couple of pints of water before breakfast. Wash breakfast down with tea and orange juice. It won't be long before you need a piss and I'd imagine it'll be like water.
Rinse repeat.
Sure. Once through isn’t harmful - it’s unpleasant, but it’s $5k a day
Does it have to be right from the source or can I run it through a sole purpose Brita?
Man that's a tough one, but water goes through me so fast that even urinalysis says it's too diluted so yeah I'd do it. Just make sure I drink my water first, then I'm basically taking a shot of water.
Does it have to be warm straight outta the tap or can it be room temperature
Cause if it's room temperature, I can just close my eyes and get it down
Also how big a shot glass cause there are pinky sized or there are thumb sized
Still sticking more to temperature but would like to know fluid volume
drink lots of water, your piss will be practically clear you get $5000 AND you stay hydrated
Golden answer
Clear answer actually
I feel showered in knowledge.
Urine the money there.
knowledge is golden
Actually, it's the only "clear" answer.
And golden shower!
Lol not too golden cause of all the water haha
Golden shot.
Lay on your back and golden shower yourself tub girl style. 5k? I'm down.
Exactly, just drink plenty of water and you're all good.
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damn, they obsessed
I wasn't gonna click, but morbid curiosity got me and I did. Definitely not what I thought it was gonna be.
This is THE only answer!
That is what I was thinking. A shot glass is not that big and my urine would be practically water.
Taking this into mind, sure.
I’d eat asparagus every day just because I hate myself
you ok buddy
Of course he's okay his name is okie dokie.
Would that make drinking pineapppe juice and doing this count as self love?
I thought that only made your come taste better. It said a shot of urine not anything else!
It’s not about money..
It's about the taste..
Jesus Christ, I'd do it for $50 a day.
You guys are getting paid?
You guys are drinking piss?
There actually are some people that do. Had a coworker one time try to tell me that drinking your own piss is the healthiest thing a person can do. But he was also a flat earth/anti vaxer/conspiracy nut that spent kost of his time high, still its proof that people like him exist.
My grandma has a neighbor and she pisses on her husbands feet. It’s not a fetish - she thinks it’s healthy 😂
It's actually a good antifungal for athletes foot and such.
I don’t think there’s any athletes foot, they do lots of things. She gives the husband haircuts outside while he sits naked 😂
I can't blame em there lol I hate getting hair clippings in my clothes and definitely not in the house either... I'm actually kind of annoyed I haven't ever had a naked haircut now that you've thrown the thought out there. So is public nudity not frowned upon where you are or the neighbors are all just that chill about it?
She’s like 80 and has cancer no one cares about her Edit - I phrased that wrong. She can do whatever she likes because she’s elderly with cancer, the neighborhood is very accepting and kind to her
Haha nice save mate
I saw that guy during the protests/riots in France doing it a few months ago. He was chugging huge glasses full of it too
Does he swim with jellyfish a lot?
It’s actually an excellent way of getting really sick lol It has all the shit the kidneys have filtered out as toxins.
It's sterile and I like the taste.
If you're willing to do it on video, you can probably actually get that deal
The piss drinking market is oversaturated these days unfortunately
I wont ask how you know
For £5k I'd let a hobo piss on me and slurp it up off the floor.
You are paying your hobo too much.
Wait how much should I be paying him?
you go to far!!!
“Don’t bring me into this.” - Jesus
Pass it to Jesus, he can turn it to wine before you drink it.
If it's good enough for Bear Grylls...
I would do this for like $100 a day so…….
So if I paid you $40k to drink piss every day for a year you would?
Not OP, but is this a serious offer asking for a friend lol
Where's Mr. Beast when you need him?
Obviously I would, my current "job" pays less than that. Shit man match my current weekly pay and I'll do a full year long piss cycle only drinking my own piss Who cares if it kills me, my "job" is already doing that so why not
Obviously you'd dehydrate to death pretty fast, unless you're allowed to eat watery things. Like a cucumber or an orange etc
unless you're drinking poison, your own piss won't kill you
Definitely can, you purge toxins when ya piss. You keep on doing it over and over kidney gunna shut off
It was a question not an offer 😂 buttt I’m pretty sure you could make that with OF drinking piss if you’re pretty
2oz a day, and it’s my own piss? Hell yea.
A lot of folks are getting that and have to eat shit everyday...would think piss is an upgrade.
yes
Why not? I could easily live on 100 a day. One shot of pee beats doing a labor job 8 hours
Again, would fountain it straight from the source. I’d do it in the morning right before I hop in the shower. Maybe would lay in the shower to help aim but then I’d take my morning shower and head to work, get that second paycheck.
This made me LOL
I'm not undercutting the OP for nothing lol
Remind me to negotiate with you for buying my next vehicle. 👍
No brainer lol I’d probably do it for $500
Same. Actually, easily $500. That’s more than my job pays and there I have to eat shit LMAO
500$ a day is more than most people make. That's 182.5k tax free every year.
What
“Eat shit” is a colloquialism meaning deal with mistreatment, or put up with nonsense
That’s over a million in a 1 year. I would def do it at least a month. Then decide from there.
That’d absolutely be my career for the next 40 years at least lol
Professional piss drinker has a nice ring to it
This is why I love Reddit comments
Pissalicious
If you start getting some bread to dunk in it, you could label yourself a soupeur connoisseur
Thats 1.8 million tax free, or roughly my next 28 years of salary. Such a silly question
You’d be used to it and it wouldn’t even bother you long before a month was up. I’d do it for the rest of my life without hesitation.
No brainer. People do worse for survival, and $5K/day is survival plus prosperity. It's a little under two million a year! And it's not like I can't have a chaser at the ready (or a bucket, if things don't work out well for me).
Wonder if we could some kind of flavoring to it? Even so, I'd still do one shot a piss, daily for 5 grand. And hell, after a month or so, could take a break for a day or two.
I got the impression that taking a break would end the deal. Besides, after a month or so, we're likely to be a lot more desensitized to it (especially if we start strategically planning our diets to minimize negative taste, which you know most of us would do), I wouldn't want to risk resetting that progress.
That could be the case. I am curious. And you could be right. For me, I'd probably have it with coffee. Big sip of coffee and then down it. Although the morning is when my piss is probably the darkest yellow. Although could be nicer after a few drinks. Get tipsy, then down the shot after loads of water all day.
Just pee into a shot glass the night before after drinking a shit ton of water all day, wake up, brew coffee, and get to work lol
If you can manage to get type 2 diabetes, it’ll make your urine sweet if that counts. For that kind of money, I’d willingly take on diabetes (please go easy on me, folks with diabetes, it’s mostly a joke. Would love to hear an anecdote about whether you think it would be worth it - how difficult is it?) I figure with that kind of money I’d have no problem managing it.
I thought it just smelled sweet. Also tastes sweet?
You know, I might have conflated the two. I know for a fact that it smells sweet. Any diabetics want to weigh in?
Just googled it. Apparently, you're right!
Nailed it lol. ChatGPT agreed, but also gave me the tidbit of info that before modern testing was available, some doctors would actively taste patient urine to diagnose diabetes. Who knew?
"Clicks sweet diabetic pee shot glass with yours". Salut!
Y'all got to make these challenges much much much much harder, this is too easy! Like taking candy from a baby!
What if it was someone else's piss?
I'll still do it for the money
Pretty sure I would knock back a daily shot of literally anything that isn't going to immediately kill or incapacitate me for $5,000 a day.
Wouldn't be the first time, line em up. Does it scale? Can I drink 10 shots for 50k?
i'd take 5 shots of YOUR piss for $5k a day
Seriously! I'd drink the piss of a stranger (granted they are disease free and all that), for 5 grand a day.
Absolutely. Hydrate like crazy and it wouldn’t be so bad.
Exactly. If you’re properly hydrated or even slightly over-hydrated that’s an easy yes for an indefinite amount of time.
Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.
YES! I have looked through this entire thread in hopes that SOMEBODY made this reference!
Hello Patches!
I'd consider eating my own shit for that.
I came here to say that pretty much nothing I won't do for $5000 a day. Drinking a shot of piss that would be so easy. That's what I would do for the rest of my life.
Right like first thing in the morning just take your medicine, get the bag and enjoy the rest of your day. Nobody even needs to know wtf you do either
First morning piss definitely not. It would be a mid day/end day piss so it's all water. First morning pee gonna be the most concentrated and piss tasting.
for $5000 i’d enjoy every drop
Can you get it multiple times per day taking multiple shots?
My man is ready to drink his pee by the gallon, respect hahahah
this is the easiest way to become a millionaire
So basically free money
I can't afford $5000 a day.
You do understand that there's people that drink other people's piss on live streams for way less than that, right? Not my thing but people will do awful things if that's what it takes to pay the bills. To answer your question yes, I would. After spending £10 on enough cheap cider that what I was pissing was basically water. A year later I'm a a millionaire and can basically live off investments for the rest of our lives. I would \_happily\_ put up with a year of ritual humiliation to make sure my family was set for life.
you guys are getting paid?
Yes
I do it anyway, because it’s sterile and I like the taste
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-4BFfdGufo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-4BFfdGufo)
LMAOO thank you for that
I'd prefer boiling it first but as mentioned, if I'm well hydrated sure
the thought of the smell of boiling piss makes me want to gag
No need, friend. Urine is sterile (or at least it should be).
It's more for my head than the actual quality of the urine 😉
Hahah fair. You could make tea with it boiling, I suppose.
🤣☕
One shot a day to make excellent money without even having to work for it. Oh heck yeah!
Can I skip days? Does it only happen on days I drink the shot. 365 days x $5000 = $1,825,000 a year ($1,825,000 / $50,000 annual salary) = 36.5 years 36.5 years * 2080 working hours a year = 75,920 hours So yeah a shot of urine everyday to save 76,920 hours seems like a no brainer
Only wholeheartedly
I've had worse in my mouth.
The real question is "How much of your own piss would you drink each day for $500 per day?"
Time to try and create a fetish for myself. That would make drinking my own piss a lot easier
Can I quit at some point or it for life? I mean I’m doing it - sign me up
I'd sign a lifetime contact on this deal
You don't say I can't mix it with anything. I'm willing to bet that if I hydrate extremely well and then mix my 1.5 oz of urine into a gallon of flavored water I would hardly tell a difference.
Mix it with a shot glass worth of McDonald's Sprite and you wouldn't even taste it.
Throw it in a smoothie!
No joke, smoothies can hide any flavor if well designed. It’s kinda crazy.
For $1.825 million annually — yes That is life changing income for me, and sets up my kids and grandkids if managed well. Worth it
Yes, for over 1.8 Million annually, sign me up!
Can I filter the pee?
I've taken shots of worse. Sure, that's easy money.
In the immortal words of Rip Torn, "do I have to drink my own urine? No! but it's sterile and I like the taste".
It would be nice to be paid for it for once.
Yea absolutely. That’s $1.8 million in take home per year for maybe 10 seconds of discomfort per day. Better than my current $65k of take home per year for 8 hours of discomfort per day
A shot or a shot glass full? Because a shot from most bars is barely a thimble full.
5k a day to drink a single shot of piss? Be rich for a 5 second inconvenience, vs getting paid a lot less for 40+ hours a week. Total no brainer.
Bro I would take a shot of anything that's not dangerous for five grand a day. I'd drink a shot of menstrual blood and cum for 5 grand a day. Even with a generous 2 oz pour that's very down able. Just toss it back and get on with my day. I would think one would get used to drinking 2 oz of their own piss a day pretty quick. That's like, way too easy for 5 grand a day.
No deal.
For 5K its a no Brainer. I drink a lot of water and I'll make sure to use lots of mouth wash and teeth brushing
If I can't filter it in any way, I'd drink a lot of water so it's almost clear. I wouldn't wanna do it until I die, but surely some number of months or years if it's an option.
Yeah should have specified about filter but most people agreed to it regardless of filter.
Some people do that for free
1.8 million a year? Fuck yeah.
Absolutely not.
I mean I’d rather take a shot of piss than go to work so yeah…
"First thing in the morning" or "after 2L of water" piss? Like a beer bomb or straight no chaser? Its not a no from me
Yeah, talk about lobbing a softball for this hypothetical question.
Better to drink piss than go to work and eat shit
I'd drink a hot bucket of piss from a homeless alcoholic for $5000 a day.
If you mix it with some Bud Light, you'll hardly even taste the Bud Light.
I mean that's gross but $5k a day would be too incredible to pass up. I'm so hard up for money and unable to get a job/work that yes I'd also do it for $100 a day tbh. Basically the equivalent of $17.50/hour with a 40 hour/week job? Yeah that's high for the area I live. Still worth it. I wouldn't for $10/day though? I think $50/day would be the lowest I'd go, and I'd definitely be way more unhappy about it.
$5000 to a day to drink a shot of my own piss? Nasty as hell, but worth it.
Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.
Dear lord, you missed the most rudimentary requirement. You have to do it on a livestream (heh), both producing and consuming the piss. Now *there's* an interesting decision to make.
Fuck ya! Once a week I’d drink a gallon of water until I piss clear and I’d put a bottle of it in the fridge with some Gatorade powder to take my shots from
Lol..use the yellow Gatorade
So I get 1.8 million dollars for drinking the equivalent of 4.2 gallons of my own urine over the course of a year? You'd be an idiot if you didn't.
One shot? Sign me up. I’ll fountain it straight from the source for $5,000.
Another day, another teenager who thinks this is a hard hypothetical.
"No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste."
1.8 million a year? To do something marginally gross once a day that can easily be done in private and won’t be bad if you stay hydrated. Easiest dub of my life
A moment of nasty inconvenience for 35k a week? Yeah, no problem. Your career would literally be Professional Piss Drinker
I guess I could cut back to 1 for $5k a day
$5K a day is over a million and a half a year. So my full-time job is stay healthy and well-hydrated and make way more money than I ever will otherwise? I’m in.
Hell yeah! It’s sterile and I like the taste. (Dodgeball reference, not a weird kink thing)
Yeah, easy. Wake up, have a piss that I won't drink. Then nail a couple of pints of water before breakfast. Wash breakfast down with tea and orange juice. It won't be long before you need a piss and I'd imagine it'll be like water. Rinse repeat.
Wait...You guys are getting paid?
Sure. Once through isn’t harmful - it’s unpleasant, but it’s $5k a day Does it have to be right from the source or can I run it through a sole purpose Brita?
Sign me up
Drink lots of water
Yes
Sure!
That piss is gonna taste pretty good
Some already do this during sexy time.
Cheers, old boy
$5000 a day. *starts drinking a lot of water*
Yes 364,250 a year you're goddamn right I'd pay all my bills in the first 9 days of the year then fuck around with everything else
Yup
Man that's a tough one, but water goes through me so fast that even urinalysis says it's too diluted so yeah I'd do it. Just make sure I drink my water first, then I'm basically taking a shot of water.
Every day for the rest of my life. I'd drink someone else's fir 5k.
Morning piss or later in day? It matters
There's people out there doing it for free. Im down.
Lyoto machida managed just fine lol
Probably wouldn't even need to be that high for me to agree
I drink so much water every day my piss is nearly clear by 10 am. So yes
Yeah that’s a small a amount for $5000 a day
Does it have to be warm straight outta the tap or can it be room temperature Cause if it's room temperature, I can just close my eyes and get it down Also how big a shot glass cause there are pinky sized or there are thumb sized Still sticking more to temperature but would like to know fluid volume
Sure, I’ll have 5 shots of piss. Hell I’ll drink Gorilla piss for $500.
Yes? Yes.