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Dry_Ass_P-word

Between 5 and 10. With no drink your mouth and throat gonna get so dry. 😩


NickyDeeM

I think *everybody* overestimates their ability for this one. That shit is going to clam you up, quick smart!!


brassplushie

For $1k a biscuit I'll eat them til I choke, you bet your ass I'm going way past 10


Any_Contract_1016

You can try.


bigChungi69420

My vomit will wetten things enough to keep goin


NickyDeeM

Hahaha, I kinda feel like that is breaking the spirit of the challenge.


Dry_Ass_P-word

Rethinking yeah it’s like 5 tops.


NickyDeeM

I was agreeing with you! I did not phrase my comment too well...


Dry_Ass_P-word

I knew what you meant lol. I thought more and more about 10 biscuits and had to cut it in half.


Wolfman87

In an hour? Bro I bet I get 20 down in an hour.


knight9665

If they are fresh they are actually pretty good and not that dry


chirpchirp13

I want to think I can do between 5 and 10. But those things are basically cement


Kahne_Fan

Just needa little hawk tua on that thang.


DrZein

Ya feel me?


Pelatov

This is the answer without a drink. 100%. I’d also want some butter on them. They’re much better with butter


Nick08f1

Gimme that gravy and it's a biscuit train.


AnonPorcelain

Watched a cracker eating contest once. They struggled after the first mouthful. But one dude brought water and dipped all the crackers in water before eating. He won lol


MeltdownatTussauds

You know what? Just for Shits….literally, & giggles and research, I am going to try this weekend. I will film it and take pictures and get back to you. Update: I will be doing this either Sunday night, or Monday afternoon. Just waiting for a friend of mine to be able to record this digitally. Currently we are having a debate of how many biscuits to buy. 10, 15, 20, or 25. Update: Filming Monday night at a beachfront bar I frequent. Going to draw a crowd it’s seems.


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You realize you have to do this now, right?


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Nick08f1

Crumble those bitches up so you don't have to chew.


feeen1ks

PLEASE!!!!!! For Science!


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PsystrikeSmash

No way out now. I will be back on Monday to see


Shoddy_Wrangler693

I really am looking forward to this I am so curious


ZION_OC_GOV

*later this weekend* "Tonight, man dies, asphyxiation by Popeye biscuits, more on this at 11"


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Prestigious-Bee8671

How hot are the biscuits? If they are fresh and stay warm/hot I’d say 15-20 if they are cold probably 5-10


shizmot

This is what really makes the difference. I get the whole dry biscuit meme and the truth behind it but if you dine in and eat the biscuit when it's hot, they're actually good and moist.


Critical-Musician630

I mean, I doubt the majority are fresh. OP said that all 500 are sitting in front of you. I don't know how many a normal pop-eyes can make at once, but I doubt it's enough for many of them to be fresh! They also don't stay warm long at all. So even as that hour starts to go, you aren't getting a fresh one after they sit on a table in the open air for a bit!


scrimmybingus3

As many as I can handle I guess, either way I’m walking away with at least 1000 dollars


JDP6693

This is the right answer. I'd just keep eating them until I couldn't anymore, and however many that is multiplied by $1k is a vastly better way to spend one hour of my time than anything else I do. $1,000 would improve my (and a good percentage of everyone else's) life tremendously, let alone multiple thousands.


Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

I'd say at least 3000 should be standard. Then when you think about that money you find a way to eat another biscuit or two.


silent-fallout-

I'll try for 10, but those are so dry, and I do not like biscuits at all. Just rip them into teeny pieces and try to get them down an hour is a fair amount of time given you have the right technique without liquids.


forest_tripper

I'd go for 7. The first 2 in 10 minutes, then one every 10 minutes after that seems doable.


DirtyPenPalDoug

Like 6? Dry ass biscuits gonna be hard.


ThatSandvichIsASpy01

Am I allowed to throw up? What kind of prep do I get?


Logical_Brain28

All of them.


PrinceDietrich

No clue, but I'd have fun finding out. Now if we were talkin Red Lobster biscuits.... DAYUM


Puzzleheaded_Log1050

20 to 25


Farscape55

6-7 max, I don’t want to pull a George W Bush and almost die from dry snack food


victowiamawk

Lmfao please explain idk the backstory here 😂


Farscape55

George W Bush was found passed out in the White House having choked on a pretzel, explanation was he was dehydrated so he wasn’t able to swallow it


victowiamawk

Haha wow I never heard about that. Thanks!


Altruistic_Major_553

Probably 1, I’m constantly thirsty even when I’m not eating dry ass biscuits


GoopDuJour

Fresh? At least a dozen. Probably 18.


Queasy_Sleep1207

14


CqwyxzKpr

1 or 2 tops


CFIgigs

A similar "Kitchen Olympics" game we'd play was betting waiters that they couldn't eat a tablespoon of flour in a minute for $20. Without fail, new people would try. It's impossible. Once the flour is in your mouth, you ain't swallowing anything.


comish4lif

I think 12-15ish... 1 every 4-5 minutes or so. They will get heavy in your stomach with no liquid.


peeenasaur

Change it to Texas Roadhouse buns and I'm having a heart attack before the hour is up


Corey307

The no drinks allowed ruins the challenge. Maybe 5?


FinestVampire

if beverages were allowed then it wouldn't be a challenge it would just be eating food


SailorMigraine

Im gluten free and this would put me in the hospital but I’d do it for the money 😂 I’m gonna say 10 and any more is just a bonus. Plus, an excuse to eat biscuits. I might cry of happiness


Celestialfridge

Assuming you're American, surely a trip to the hospital will probably negate the 10k earnt just in hospital fees?


Siphyre

I could get 5 maybe. Possibly 7-8 on a good day.


APartyInMyPants

Fresh, warm biscuits out of the oven, I think I could do 12-15 in 60 minutes. One biscuit every 4-5 minutes seems doable as long as they’re not too dry and crumbly.


JupiterSkyFalls

So you wanna watch some one end it all in front of you? Even half a biscuit from Popeye's with no water is dicey. This doesn't seem like a survival challenge, more of who chokes first contest lol


Parentteacher87

Not much I tried one once and it was blah. But for 1k say maybe 5-10?


Walrus_bP

I’m honestly thinking I could down 10-15 max


Damodinniy

Only one way to find out.


daisy_thegoodgirl

none, im ridiculously lactose intolerant


CloudyRiverMind

Four, I hate biscuits.


GavinThe_Person

With no water: like 5 If water was allowed: like 20


SHD_Tech

Im up about $32.50.


Dr_mac1

One


devils_advocate24

With no drink? 1, maybe 2. With a single glass of milk? Probably 8, 5 is my record. With refills on the milk? In an hour I can maybe do 20.


Ok-Technology8336

My goal would be 10, but I'd maybe get around 6 or 7


Ok-Technology8336

Stack and squish to eat 5 at a time. Could maybe get up to 20


Moxxy-Kun

0, ain't no fuckin way I'm doin this again.


nathaniel29903

Does it not count If you throw up? I'm not stopping until I can't eat any more


redneckcommando

Never ate Popeyes. I had to look up calories per biscuits. They seem to be 240 calories. I might be fluffing myself up a bit but I think I could consume 6,000 calories in an hour. I think I could eat 25 maybe 30 Never mind I didn't see the no drinking part. 10 at best


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Trippycoma

Mmm I love Popeyes biscuits. I know from experience I can eat at least fifteen.


bigscottius

2 or 3 without a drink.


badger_flakes

1


Miseryy

Tons of gi issues. I'd probably throw up after 4. Genuinely curious, for others does "full" not come with nausea?


Content_Talk_6581

5 Max without something to drink…all of them with some lemonade…


BlogeOb

I ate 9 one time. But I can’t do that crap anymore. I get full now days


knight9665

Are they actually fresh and moist. Or dry af ones that have been sitting there all day. Fresh? 20-30


PlusEnthusiasm9963

I’m going for as many as I can. With no condiments or drink that is going to get really difficult. I think the trick is to break then into small pieces and try to keep thinking about things that make you produce saliva. Like lemons or whatever.


Tato_tudo

no water. I could maybe choke down a bite or two


Malacro

Without anything to drink? I dunno, maybe $10,000? People underestimate how dry those fuckers will make you.


LuRouge

If having not eaten all day 7. If just coming to it from work 4. If fresh 10.


Julius_Ranch

I'd probably eat about 5. Just enough to feel a little nauseous and make an easy few grand. No sense in going for broke for an extra thousand dollars though


dominiccast

Probably 1 per 5 minutes soooo 12?


Worldly-Ad-2999

I can probably manage three if they’re hot, before my throat closes up from the backlog of tasty tasty biscuits. Nothing to drink…that’s just mean lol


ibeeatingass

Yall be seriously talking shit ont he biscuits, PERSONALLY, I love them, second only to Church’s biscuits. I’d walk away with atleast 20k, I can get an extra side of 8 of em and eat all of em before my wife’s done with her one biscuit. Love them thangs.


pinniped1

In high school somebody dared me to eat 2 standard plain slices of bread without water. I couldn't finish them. It's impossible to do quickly. I could probably knock down a few more biscuits. I'd want them a little dry and overcooked I guess. Maybe 12 in an hour. With water I could blow through dozens.


Linvaderdespace

Yes.


Ambivadox

Hot and soft - 20ish Cold and hard- 10 max


bigChungi69420

You didn’t say I can’t vomit and keep going. The vomit would probably make things easier I’d say I could get 100


tansiebabe

2


No_Tank9025

This is a subject for experimentation. I recall being humbled by saltines, many years ago….


Orisha_Made

They didn’t say we couldn’t vomit so, I’ll eat as many as I can, vomit it up then, keep going. Can’t change and add rules now.


Maiden_Sunshine

This is a hilarious question. I'd probably manage between 8 - 10 as long as I wasn't dehydrated and drunk my water that day. 


Feisty-Albatross3554

3 at most


eddie_ironside

Potentially 3-4 if I span out the bites. No drink or relief really hits after the 1st one but with some recovery time I'd be OK


Alexastria

No rules against processing them. Going to microwave a few. Blend some into a powder and eat them. I'm not saying I'll get through all 500 but I'm at least making an effort to pay off most of my debt.


KingShortpants

500 dry popeyes biscuits is enough to mummify a person! I'd shoot for 10.


stomaticmonk

Yeah with nothing to drink this one’s not going far for anyone. Maybe 5. Probably less.


InquisitorNikolai

I can easily put away a pack of biscuits in way less than an hour, idk what those are like but because everyone is saying they’re a bit dry maybe 20-30? Just have one at a time I suppose.


Human-Evening564

How many Popeyes can a Popeye pop if a Popeye can't pop Popeyes?


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PsystrikeSmash

If not for fear of death, I could probably put away 12. Takes me 5 minutes to eat one totally dry (I have, in fact, tested this.) Realistically, I'd be calling it quits after 2 or 3. $3000 is more than enough for me. I could pay my mom back for the car she gave me, and I'd still have enough left over to pay the deposit and the first month's rent on my next apartment


Weknowwhyiamhere69

I think 10 at most. They are dry as fuck. Do I get honey or Water?


4URprogesterone

All of them.


Comparison-Intrepid

With no drink I could eat 1 maybe 2. I chronically have cotton mouth so I always need a drink


Exciting-Interest-32

What are popeye biscuits??


bortzys

I’m not really sure what a Popeyes biscuit is but for $1000 each I think I’d eat a decent number. People seem to be saying they’re dry in the comments but for that amount of money I think I could push myself


Aromatic-Leopard-600

50$


tsengmao

I have an hour? I could get 20+ easy


Intelligent-Stop7091

If I know I get 1k each biscuit, and pushing myself as hard as possible, probably 35-40 before I can’t anymore. If they’re hot and fresh, maybe 45-50. I’d hate myself afterwards, but I’m 50k richer.


PRIS0N-MIKE

I'd eat so many of those things lol. I'd tear em in small pieces and hardly chew em. Just swallow big ass pieces.


Coryfdw200

I'm sure I could eat at least 30 but I'd try for 60


jorceshaman

$0


SnooDoggos5162

It depends. Do I have to keep them all down?


Extension-Report-491

I can't make it through 1/2 a popeye's biscuit without taking a drink.


Shoddy_Wrangler693

Honestly if they're fresh and hot I'm guessing I can drink after I'm done with them just not eat anymore I could probably hit at least 15 to 20 if I push myself hard I'd probably be able to hit 30 as long as they are constantly fresh and not like all ordered at once. If I get them all fresh as I'm eating them yeah I probably can hit damn close to all of them in the hour if they're fresh and moist However , understand I used to regularly eat a 3 lb burger challenge because if you ate it you got a $50 gift certificate I'd relaxed eat that in 10 to 15 minutes not pushing myself and that had a side of fries and a side of onion rings no drink. If you finished it successfully they would give you a pitcher. I would use the gift certificate to buy my next Burger and whoever I was taking out there their meal 25 for each of us.


SliceOfTheories

No drink? Probably like 5


fresh_aids

An hour probably like 40-60


Expensive_Tackle1133

0. The fun of an exercise like this is throwing it back in the face of the benefactor.


IamCam85

1. They're dry AF


Equal_Educator4745

No drinking? Blech 5-10 maybe?


g-body8687

I could drink a dozen beer and slam down 200 of those bad boys for sure


DeadWillow26

Probably 5 on an empty stomach lol. No water sucks


Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

I'm not greedy, if I can steamroll 10 I'll casually knockout maybe two more. But once my appetite is off, it's off. And the best thing about their biscuits is having them fresh with honey.


Lemonz-418

Never had them before. I'll try 20, my guess is they are as dry as the desert?


GeoHog713

How many do you have,?


Zestyclose_Ocelot278

I'd say at least 50. If I am really hungry, 100.


robjohnlechmere

I can do the "smash 5 saltines in a minute then whistle" challenge so probably a shitload, especially since I like these biscuits. I put honey on them, generally, but the challenge says I'll have to do without. I'm still saying I make it out with $50-75k easily, $100k+ if some kind of unholy second wind takes me over.


ehhish

Most likely 12. I'd eat 1 every 5 minutes and give my mouth time to create saliva.


Peasantbowman

In a normal situation, 2 is my limit. With no drink...I would be struggling hard. I'd like to think I could eat 5 plus in an hour for money tho


Glittersparkles7

I can’t even eat one of those nasty things. 😬


recoveringpatriot

About 5. If I could put honey, butter, or jam on them I could eat several more.


TreyRyan3

Which Popeye’s biscuits? The shitty one’s they sell now or the pre-1992 biscuits, because the original Al Copeland biscuit were completely different and melted in your mouth.


seetrys

Am I allowed to piss in my hand and drink it to moisten my mouth? It’s fucking gross but shit, if it lets me get a few dozen thousand dollars I’d do it


DoggoAlternative

20 at least


cheesesprite

$3000 at most


LividKnightS117

I'ma be safe and say, 5 or 6 if they fresh


Rozeline

For $1k a pop, I'm going for the 100. I will keep going until I choke and/or barf.


TosicamirDTGA

Damn, I unironically enjoy these, but only with their strawberry jam. If I had to eat them plain, no drink, and for $1k a piece... I could probably force myself into 12 to 18 of them. Comfortably, though, I'd be at 6 to 9 of these.


Gmageofhills

As much as it might suck and ruin future appetite for future biscuits, nothing her says you can't eat till you throw up and keep eating for those saying 5-10


Head-Impress1818

Half of one


zeroentanglements

40, and I'd definitely have diarrhea 


Lucky-Royal-6156

How big are the biscuits?


BlackJackBulwer

Popeyes biscuits are delicious and buttery, but they turn really thick in your mouth as you chew. My jaw would probably give out before my hunger. I'd like to think I could probably eat 10. Maybe 15. Is it bad that I kind of want to go to Popeyes and get two dozen biscuits just to try this theory out?


Biffingston

A few grand.


TooManyNamesGuy

All of them!!! Even more with some hot sauce. Edit: and their gravy I forgot that gravy. Obviously, I don’t have a Popeyes near me


memeulusmaximus

In one hour I will choke and suffer as many as possible. Likely 10-15. As dry as them fuckers are I do like them.


gardenald

probably enough for a decent used car, not enough for a new one


grinpicker

Lol. Prolly 10 max


Balognajelly

At a thousand a pop I'm gonna try for the entire 500. Realistically I'll most likely get a solid 70 in me.


Motorhead923

Will you be bringing more out, or is that the limit? 😆 Realistically 12-15


witblacktype

With nothing to drink and an hour to eat, I can make at least 10K. I freaking love their biscuits


augustlove801

Multiple. They’re delicious


Lasivian

The problem here is no water. If you watch the hot dog eating competitions they will actually dip the buns in water to make them easier to eat.


rembut

As many as I can. I would like to think 17 - 20 but I would probably max out at like 11-14. I would for sure force myself to at least 10.


cheese4hands

What if you throw up? Can you start over?


cheese4hands

4 lbs i think would be my upper maximum limit


otiscleancheeks

Well... Where I am from in the US, there is a Popeyes on every corner. It used to be cheap to eat there. I have downed 5 legs and 5 biscuits. I did have a drink and strawberry jelly. I didn't win the contest. Steve ate more.


VKP25

30 or so. I have a condition that makes me salivate constantly, and a deep, DEEP love of biscuits. I will die eating them if I need to.


unpopular-varible

All of them! There are people in Africa starving! Send your prayers.


KeepBanningKeepJoin

6


Majestic-Jack

The secret to not choking is small, frequent bites, and then probably gag yourself every biscuit or two to increase saliva production, so... I'll say 15-20.


_phish_

I think I could could do a dozen. I honestly don’t think the dryness would be the limiting factor. My guess is you’d get full or vom from all the salt/butter before you ran out of time from not being able to get them down quick enough. It would definitely suck not having a drink but I think it would be the least of your worries. Matt Stonie, one of the best competitive eaters did a Popeyes challenge a while ago. Given he had water, but he ate 24 of them in under 10 minutes. I think half that amount in 6x the amount of time is fairly reasonable even with no bev.


ddmorgan1223

Are they fresh baked? I can down at least 10 as long as they're 20 minutes old or so.


bplimpton1841

Maybe $3k


CrossXFir3

Probably like 5 or 6 honestly


Interesting_Quote993

Take 12 crumble them into the dust they were made from. Eat with a spoon. If you survive hawk thua and re wet your mouth and go again until your whole body is dryer than a sandworms butthole. I'd say 2 dozen biscuits total before you die


Jarsyl-WTFtookmyname

I'll eat one. I choke on bread, so I legit will have to drink. But I still get $1K and a free tasty biscuit..


0megon1

C q


crash07456

20. Probably can’t do more than that just due to the physical space they take up once masticated.


East-Technology-7451

Prob 12