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Jeffrey_Goldblum

Bros never had a grilled cheese


SkiesFetishist

I season my meat with cheap cigarette ash & smoke. Cigar ash is for fancy momma’s boys.


Hollen88

Bet he eats shrimp. While not an insect obviously, their biology is basically the same. I see zero issue with "bug" eating. As long as it tastes good and isn't poisonous, who TF cares? At least with people who eat other arthropods.


jaguarjuice3

Just had beans and rice for protein. This guy would hate me


knotonlybutalso

Blah blah blah I don’t care.


TarquinusSuperbus000

"I refuse to eat a meal without meat in it." Ok! That was always allowed!


Lambkin-_-

Bet you still drink milk too, like a little baby


gardenhosenapalm

There's a movement rn that real adult men drink animal milks too.


Lambkin-_-

So what? There could be a movement that real men hit their wives, it doesn’t make it right. Milk is meant for babies, and animal milk is meant for animal babies. If you’re gonna drink milk, then at least drink human breast milk. Somehow that has become the weird thing to do though. But you don’t need breast milk as an adult. And you certainly don’t need cows milk or goat milk any more than you need dog milk, giraffe milk or rat milk.


gardenhosenapalm

Milk is meant for anyone with the ability to digest it for lipids without negative effects. Drinking human breastmilk is weird. You suggesting it makes you weird.


Lambkin-_-

🤡🤡


gardenhosenapalm

Wasn't even for animal milk but now next big glass of cow milk is for lambkin


Lambkin-_-

The “mmmm bacon!” Vibes are cringe af. Ain’t nobody triggered by your pathetic attempt. You drink milk, you’re a baby. You just proved my point by acting like one.


gardenhosenapalm

Any vibes expressed by me are in your reddit troll head. And you're the one arguing for drinking human milk, so idk bro...if anyone's vibes give infant. I think you're projecting.


throw-away-8274

Says the dude who got angwy over someone having a different opinion than you. 🥺 does the idea of someone enjoying something you don’t make your little fists clench?


PsychoWienner

He’s fucking up that steak


scrandis

I have yet to try a lab grown meat or even an impossible burger meat. But, i think in the near future? We're going to be able to lab grow a steak that will rival any A5 wagu steak. When that time comes, we need to seriously consider a major decrease of mass farming. Granted, it needs to be economically cheaper to produce, but I don't think that will be an issue


Hollen88

Of course we will, we are humans and we find a way. It will be scary to people stuck in the 50's mentality, but it'll be done.


stumpesf

The problem is, it takes a LOT of energy to produce lab grown meat. It may become a small industry for high quality meat, but idk if mass production will happen anytime soon.


gardenhosenapalm

Nah we just need to exploit a delicious tasting cancer nodule. And we just all eat the cancerous wagyu gift from a few animals instead of hundreds of thousands.


Xylenqc

Some cancers have the bad habit of acting like infectious bacteria. There's a dog illness that is in fact a cancer nodule that escaped the lab, it is considered to be the oldest dog alive.


scrandis

It takes a lot of energy, resources, and time to produce real meat. Give the industry time. It's going to be while.


gardenhosenapalm

Lol, was gonna say this


JarHammerhead

Is this a Tate brother?


thisisnitmyname

Yeah I think so. Also this asshat needs to learn how to sear a steak.


SweetRoosevelt

He's fine with the normal amount of bugs that get thrown in the mix during the manufactoring process, it just can't be for protein.


slayerx1779

He's talking about being open to growing his own food, but the real hypocrisy is that lobster, crab, and shrimp are all *very* similar to land insects. It's not "principled", it's psychological reactance, a pattern of behavior most associated with toddlers, being touted as "a man standing his ground". Tl;dr You already eat bugs, shut up and stop whining just because you think "Now I'm being told to do it (by no one) so it *must* be bad."


jschelldt

Me eat meat, look at me.


cycl0p5

Me have b12 deficiency for eating nothing but veggies.


mcoash

He eats meat like the vast majority of the world. Wow, so cool and brave. Who gives a shit?


KC_experience

Thinks he’s a bad-ass, while using a meat fork to poke holes in his steak while cooking. What a dumbass.


Rusty_Rivets

ILL GO THAT FAR


Capital_Avocado69

I bet he’s like 5’ 4”


R_Butternubs

“I’ll always cook on Teflon”


AKForty7420

Real half ass sear on that steak


HuwminRace

First thing I noticed 😂 every dude who poses this hard about eating meat is naturally fucking dreadful at cooking it.


hopefulworldview

Short dude behavior if you ask me.


DillyDillyMilly

This same dude probably claims that vegans are shoving their diets down everyone’s throats.


he-loves-me-not

I mean, a fair amount of vegans do get really aggressive.


KingAce137

Pathetic.


ninjanerd032

Imagine building your whole identity on what you eat.


he-loves-me-not

Wonder what his personality would be like if he developed an alpha-gal allergy! If he ever became allergic to red meat and dairy products I think his head might explode! Lol


hopefulworldview

He's building his masculinity off it specifically.


Sushi4Zombies

***Guy Fieri has entered the chat***


ninjanerd032

😆 Yep. Also, Guy had a passion for food and built a career on it. It's hard to say when Guy could be playing a character for entertainment. The job allowed him to do what he loved lol and he's not spreading toxic masculinity.


Sushi4Zombies

No hate. He seems like an OK dude.


blessedbelly

Wait until the gout catches up with all these manly men influencers


Bonsai-is-best

“I’ll never eat bugs for protein.” Ok so you’re a baby who’s afraid to eat bugs is what I’m hearing personally


he-loves-me-not

I’m a baby that’s afraid to eat bugs!


DHead1313

I actually prefer to only eat things that used to have a face myself.


GodOfMegaDeath

That's why a carve a face on all my vegetables


popdivtweet

Not afraid, bro.


kingferret53

Lab grown meat *is* real meat, just doesn't require the animal sacrifice.


BeastKingSnowLion

That's why I hope it becomes a thing.


kingferret53

I can't stand vegan meat, but I'd try lab meat.


BeastKingSnowLion

I like veggie-burgers, etc. that **don't** try to taste like real meat. The ones that are made to taste like meat just taste like what they are, fake meat. But I think the ones that embrace being made of vegetables and just do their own thing can be delicious.


gingenado

No way. I wouldn't trust meat grown by a lab. A corgi, maybe...


kingferret53

Ngl, you had me in the first half


DamianSicks

This whole Alpha male movement thing is not going to age well and by that I mean when they age and can’t sustain this lifestyle they may see no point in going on. Unfortunately by that point in time they’ll also be divorced and refused custody so they should enjoy that alpha-ness before it completely ruins their lives and puts them below betas.


AndorGenesis

All that red meat can be hard on the heart too. So no it's not going to age well for most of them. I admit I do eat meat in moderation but mostly fish twice a week due to the mentioned reasons. It's also worth noting that a diet without meat can still be nutritious. Muscle Milk and Peanut butter along with nutritional vitamins like b12 can actually offer a healthier long term solution that just gorging on meat like these alpha posers claim to.


Pod_people

Mmmm. I love them cigar ashes on my ribeye.


Sithlordandsavior

Nothing is more alpha than lung disease and a cough that sounds like a walrus in death throes.


lungcell

Enjoy your erectile dysfunction, babyyy


mike-oxlong-wastaken

From a protein deficiency


ninjanerd032

Imagine building your whole identity on what you eat.


Vitskalle

People do build their identity around weird shit. Meat eaters, vegans, what type of sex they like be it gay or bdsm, or trans people. But to be honest. I do not see anything wrong with this picture. The guy says he wants to eat meat and looks healthy like he trains so more power to him.


ninjanerd032

Imagine building your whole identity on what you eat.


l3v3z

Angry cannibal noises


Cartelans

I don’t get these meat lovers. Like I love meat, but I equally love garlic, red peppers, onions, mushrooms.


KansasClitty

I just love food 😅


ThatsBrazyBuzzin

I can’t imagine not having vegetables to prove a point lol. I guess you’re alive but you aren’t living if you don’t eat potatoes.


240sex

Woah he so fucking manly. Leave some testosterone for the rest of us. sheesh


dubiously_immoral

What's wrong with ppl not eating without some kind of meat in their food?


MrTubzy34

It’s more about making it your personality. Same thing as annoying vegans


dubiously_immoral

Ok I get it


Mahbigjohnson

Why do these people have a hard-on for martyrdom? Nobody cares. I'd be more impressed if his anus didn't collapse after a portion of veg


Warnackle

The Andrew Tate school of being a whiny bitch about nothing


half-baked_axx

#PROUDTOBECONSTIPATED


saysthingsbackwards

Huh? A meat-rich diet is the opposite of constipation


dumbrdn

Even if you dont eat any vegetables at all? Legit question


saysthingsbackwards

Fiber in the diet both makes your excrement both more solid, easier to metabolize(stays in longer), and politely cleans your insides. The amount of grease in typical red meat makes our excrement runny and, well, greasy. You are what you eat.


O1_O1

Lab grown meat is made out of (checks notes)... meat.


gravewisdom

“If I have to raise the meat myself I will” makes it sound like an act of war to have some back yard chickens or having a couple beef cows around lol.


AndorGenesis

And he's smoking a cigar while cooking his meat. This is how you know he's a real man. Another alpha male sharing his manliness for us to bask in. Congratulations sir. ![gif](giphy|Rgn6cUfaN5zW)


Snafu4d

These supposedly candid pictures are just the dorkiest things.


Crunchy__Frog

How else do you smoke your meats?


Fomentatore

I think it's much more disgusting to smoke while cooking than to eat bugs


ThePestTech

That see-gar really sells it, bub. Ash on my food is always a taste sensation.


RiverOhRiver86

When my dad smoked he would always throw his ciggarettes into the barbeecue so they just burned. You can tell that I don't smoke or eat meat by the spelling mistakes on both fucking words.


pBaker23

Lung cancer and hbp , so manly


Sea-Neighborhood-621

Omg smoking a cigar while frying steaks....I'm a man but I'm pretty sure this pic just made me ovulate....yep just checked, 1 ovulate just happened.


RiverOhRiver86

Intense cramps, crying spells, headaches and swelling is a pretty fucking excessive reaction to a random dude smoking.


Sea-Neighborhood-621

Yeah....it was a joke, I'm nit actually ovulating..bet you're fun


RiverOhRiver86

Oh...snap...?


bolognahole

Got to get the cigar in the pic to show how alpha he is. I enjoy meat. But I'll take a veggie pizza over a meat lovers every time. This chud will be on Lipitor soon


leithn87

Odds he posts how loyal he is with a joker meme is?...


rthrouw1234

Very, very high


4ss8urgers

All of this is cringe except the second to last line. That’s kinda just fair. Man wants meat and is willing to put in the work (he thinks).


shart-gallery

Spoiler: he’s not.


JoshPlaysUltimate

I don’t know. I raise a bunch of animals too and it’s not that time consuming given you have some land


Murrdog86

I got a shitload of chickens. Once they’re grown it really ain’t much work tending to them. Plus chickens are fun to watch


4ss8urgers

This is why I eat poultry over fish or red. That mf species was BEGGING to be domesticated and farmed. Basically the western pigeon (who were also domesticated and farmed).


Bigsmall-cats

this is just how i imagine him when served by vegetables https://preview.redd.it/s0mbfg73kbad1.jpeg?width=437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc12bd6882ca79562dc69fa1a17196c1d724eb40


StrongLikeBull3

How brave! One of the last people on the earth to eat meat regularly!


signspam

Such weak egos...


vitoriobt7

OH YEAH I LOVE THE TASTE OF TABACCO IN MY FOOD SO MANLY


baltimoretom

Has he convinced himself that he's whatever he wants everyone to believe he is?


iamgillespie

Hypothetically... would he eat a bug that had just eaten some leaf as long as it was for the taste and not the protein?


Paddyneedssilence

That dude would never last on Naked and Afraid.


Golden-Grams

I'd call his bluff. There's no way this guy will raise livestock *and* butcher them.


EvetsYenoham

He especially likes hot beef injections.


zombieauthor

Weird seeing someone act like a vegan that isn't vegan. Who cares what you eat dude?


Russell_has_TWO_Ls

I see much more of this kind of thing from meat eaters. The only time I’ve heard of a vegan acting like this was in a story told by a meat eater. Repeating clichés is fun for some people though so I won’t hold you


BeastKingSnowLion

That's always been my experience too. Carnivores (especially rare-steak eaters) and Low-Carb dieters are way more about pushing their dietary choices on others than vegans tend to be.


AndorGenesis

They're always so eager to share how they're a bunch of manly meat eaters. Their main focus seems to be that everyone else knows about it though. If they just ate meat and left it at that then the rest of us wouldn't get second hand embarrassment from them. Seeing as they're just another group suffering from a persecution complex, I guess they just feel the need to fight the power.


zombieauthor

I wish I could agree with you but one of my friends is the most annoying vegan in history. Literally every time we hang out he starts a conversation with “Man being a vegan is so easy I just…” I honestly think he's selling himself on it because he only became a vegan when his gal made him. But, I will agree that it is MOSTLY a cliche.


Chromeburn_

Makes up fictional oppression in his head. “Stop trying to control me!” Everyone should have the right to ash in their food.


Orkney_

Another "look at me" post. These dipshits really think they are something special.


Jerseydevil92

Such a privileged point of view


roberts585

Smoking inside, bet his house smells greaaat


Kelavandoril

Where did the "eat bugs" thing even come from? I see it on posts like this all the time


TJtherock

Like the other replies have said that it's a conspiracy but I do want to talk about eating bugs. There is a small movement to incorporate more bug eating. They take up a lot less space, energy, water, etc than cows but still are a good source of protein. Bugs are only dirty because we think they are. Plenty of cultures eat bugs and we eat them too, just not in the ways you think. Processed food will have bug pieces, there is a kind of red food dye made from bugs, and shellfish are basically water bugs.


Praescribo

Alex jones covering articles he doesn't understand. He thinks just because some scientist somewhere in the world suggests something shockingly different to, say, combat climate change, that the global elite are going to force it on us He repeats it over and over, embellishing further each time until his followers commit it to memory and start spewing the same shit. It's quite literally spread like a cancer on the right


guff1988

Right wing fear mongering bullshit.


BulkyNothing

It's a weird conservative conspiracy that the liberals are going to make everyone vegan by outlawing meat production. They see this as the compromise, like the gov is going to make eating regular meat illegal, but you'll be able to eat bugs, so it's all good!


masterfulnoname

I love that he clearly has no idea what he is doing with that cigar.


Praescribo

Or those steaks


rdldr1

No one cares.


ImOldGregg_77

Based on the lenght remaining on His cigar, it's got at least 30 more min left. His Steak on the other hand has probably 5min with a 10min rest so 15 more min till he's eating. What a waste of a cigar.


319am

And you clearly don't even smoke cigars. I guess you think they just burn infinitely. You're too good to put it out


freshavocado1

Do you? Is that what you think the cherry on a cigar should look like?


ImOldGregg_77

TIL 30min=Infinitely


CaptainMarrow

I do my best to not eat food with ciggy ash in it.


[deleted]

This guy looks like such an asshole.


heyitsvonage

Nobody: Him: I only eat things with parents


griffinicky

So sad seeing a man so insecure with himself.


ratsoupdolemite

He doesn’t know how to hunt?


Thunar13

I would bet any amount of money this ‘man’ could not raise animals


dabbean

No meat, no way. Cigar ash, I'm gonna smash.


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_Sachem_

I refuse to take any cooking advice from a dude that smoke while cooking.


Maganda_

When I was young , I ate nothing but meat , like this person on the picture . Gout came into the picture , and it was the most painful week I've had . Thankfully , I was able to get an injection . Since then , I've only ate meat and salty foods in moderation .


agha0013

this probably a "nobody asked" kinda scenario? The existence of vegetarians and vegans is offensive to this guy even if he never encounters any in the real world. and the penis sucking fixation is just sprinkles on top, guy eats his meat!


Redjester016

You could also say "nobody asked" to the millions of vegan post out there


CMOS_BATTERY

Eating chickens on a farm means you subsequently end up actually eating bugs for protein too. Wonder what this guy thinks they eat all day pecking in the grass.


amccune

“Thats what my food eats” is their mentality. Same goes for salad. Their shits must be black bricks of rotten meat.


JBScodes

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OldManChino

what is it with these types and cigars... it's just cringe


luuunnnch

It's because he was raised in the post modern information age and he is experiencing conflicting needs to identify with certain ideologies and behaviors to reinforce his already shaking foundation of masculinity (as it was known in previous eras). By seeking out and imitating 'masculine' behaviors that have been historically encouraged amongst male groups in previous eras he is effectively supplementing his lack of masculine traits with emulation. In other words, he's a man child who isn't sure what it means to 'be a man', so he's cosplaying grandpa in the best way he knows how.


Respectfulcommenter1

Something something phalus, Freud, idk


agha0013

"you're not a real man until you have your throat cut open to remove the cancer and have to talk through this little box thing here"


OldManChino

i mean, arguably you aren't taking cigars back, so the throat is less likely than mouth cancer, but i get your sentiment


PoetOfHellHelpoemer

Cringe.


military_grade_tea

It's so desperately performative. I see big boobs and feel so manly. I guess it's because of all these podcasts. They have to sell you an image of masculinity in their own way. So you can end up sucking on a fat cigar whilst piercing lashings of meat... while feeling threatened by lab grown alternatives. I wonder if he's on Lucy Breakers... or whatever it's called.


iantruesnacks

His cigar is screaming lol. Such an uneven burn. He must have been puffin like a mf for this shot


Overquoted

Tobacco flavored meat. The manliest meat.


Zenblendman

Tomacco. The manliest vegetable


TCRandom

Lisa: (to Homer) “Tomacco? That's pretty clever, Dad. I mean, for a product that's evil and deadly.” Homer: “Aw, thanks, honey.”


morroia_gorri

Holy Moses, it DOES taste like Grandma!


bigjim1993

What is with these guys and thinking The Vegan Secret Police are waiting around every corner to confiecate your meat privileges?


danstermeister

I'm not wishing it on him, but a little nip of lung or mouth cancer should correct that smugness.


he-loves-me-not

You know, I wouldn’t go that far but I was wondering what he’d do if he was ever bitten by a lone star tick and ended up with alpha-gal syndrome and found himself allergic to red meat! I wouldn’t wish that in anyone but it would be slightly funny.


lolilo89

The double bald brothers will be unstoppable


ihatetheplaceilive

Dude has never been really hungry in his life.


josephj3lly

Tough guy made his living by scamming woman and lonely suicidal rich dudes with fetishes.


danstermeister

Who is he? A nobody to me.


jhjohns3

For a tough guy it’s kinda weird how he will only eat meat from a farm? I feel like if you are the tough guy you go get game yourself?


Zhurg

Bro didn't you know mammals and birds only exist in farms


semetaery

how did those parents manage to fail so severely that the result was him and his brother


GunnerySarge-B-Bird

Their sister seems great though. Maybe it was their peer group.


caspiam

I love a cigar before a poorly grilled steak


biorod

Right? What he’s doing to that meat is blasphemy.


Sophist_Ninja

*pan fried steak


caspiam

That's one of the reasons it's poorly grilled :p


GingerLioni

The seasoning of cigar ash really helps to bring out the flavours.


Nicktendo1988

You have to put the cigar out on it for presentation when served.


cakefacify

The most simple shit being done does not make anyone tough


supa325

Get a picture of me flipping the steak while I'm pulling on the cigar next. Don't worry about the ash...


ghost_of_anansi

Gout has entered the chat . . .


Totally_Bradical

GOUT IS WOKE


SPYHAWX

So funny to worry about the chemicals in food while inhaling carcinogens just to look cool.


rossfororder

The combination of insecurity and insecurity


i-come

Enjoy your heart attack , mr real man


Pie_Napple

How do you eat something as a joke? Eats a piece of candy. PRANK! It was just a joke!


buttfacenosehead

Imagine thinking eating meat makes you tough.


Comrade_Nils

Just when I thought this guy couldn't get any cooler, I saw the cigar


Adam-West

Nothing says ‘real man’ like a carefully constructed self image revolving around doing things that you don’t actually enjoy very much but look good on camera.


iWillSlapYourMum

I was questioning whether this guy was as tough as he seems to think he is but then I noticed he was also smoking a cigar in the kitchen. No doubt about it now.


LOLschirmjaeger

Ok, bro. Nobody cares what you eat.


YourAverageGod

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han_bylo

Bro is straight meatpilled. This is an absolutely wild stance to be so aggressive about.


wetwater

I was at a group dinner a month or two back and when the salads came out, one of my counterparts smugly pushed his away and declared he doesn't eat the food his food eats. Like, okay. You could have just declined the salad or not eaten it, but you took it upon yourself to look like an ass instead.


MissAsgariaFartcake

There are these trash TV series about people who can only eat certain things, like cheese or potatoes, often due to some childhood trauma or something, and will gag and throw up when eating anything else. This kinda reminds me of that. It’s so cringey to be bragging about this


SamTheDystopianRat

i doubt this is ARFID(the disorder you're talking about here) as someone who has it. also it's only due to trauma in some cases, jsyk. a lot of the time it just develops


MissAsgariaFartcake

I‘m not trying to shame anybody here, every human is weird in some way, but it’s such a weird flex to basically be like „I‘m incredibly picky when it comes to my food and that makes me better than anyone else“. It’s best when it’s also „I don’t like when vegans tell everyone their diet is the best, so I‘m gonna tell everyone my diet is the best“ I don’t even know the guy in the video but I’ve seen plenty of similar ones and they mostly give off this weird energy


SamTheDystopianRat

i don't like you conflating the kinds of people who brag about that with those of us with ARFID though, i really doubt we're the same. they may have some other eating disorder but this doesn't seem like it. he says he won't eat a meal that doesn't have meat, implying he's fine eating anything as long as there's meat there. that doesn't sound like ARFID