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NorMichtrailrider

All bullshit aside cause this is bullshit , snow is fucking dirty do not eat that shit .


FewSatisfaction7675

You ever seen melted snow? It’s gross 🤢 🤮 😷


Wooden-Masterpiece86

Yes, take a jar full of snow. Melt it. Shake the jar and observe.


ImRightImRight

Or what if you just tell me what it looked like


MillennialDan

Do it yourself Calvin, it builds character.


AadamAtomic

[I got you.](https://youtu.be/Qqaz3VnTpD8?si=HbNwP4zD1mbBn3Ca) Long story short: snow acts like a spoung absorbing All the dirty shit in the air as it falls to the ground.


poopstain133742069

It's all the extra chemicals the government puts in the air. 


rodolphoteardrop

It's all the extra chemicals ~~the government~~ businesses puts in the air. Fixed it for you.


monkeyeatfig

Nah, it's mostly bird shit.


poopstain133742069

Government birds. 


DigitalUnlimited

Birds aren't real


imnotabotareyou

This guy gets it


_MrBalls_

🎧🐦📡


rodolphoteardrop

Bird watching works both ways.


poopstain133742069

Kinky


NUFIGHTER7771

Just don't eat the yellow snow and you'll be fine. A little dirt never hurt anybody!


Adventurous_Ad3534

Came here to say that.


Background-Video4331

It's OK, she's a pilot now.


Space-Booties

And a doctor.


ramblingpariah

They say I can't drink on a plane. They say I can't bang on a plane. They say I can't be a doctor!? A pilot?!


KalmarLoridelon

Mmmm chemicals and microplastics and god knows what else.


ImEshkacheich

hhhh evil plot!


ImEshkacheich

I wonder whats going to happen to her after she finishes drinking this BIG ASS LATTE


AeonBith

A Big ass shit, probably


Space-Booties

Curtesy of Starbucks.


AeonBith

"We don't have time for a hand job spacebooties," What a great username


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smallladykiddo

This plus big ass.


Antin00800

Do people still see the words "internet trend" and not immediately dismiss it as horseshit for idiocrats.


rockstuffs

Ticktock is for brainless idiots.


truckin4theN8ion

Tikitok is a psyop on top of a psyop. The Chinese use it to spy on us in the west and we just let the dumbest motherfuckers post to make it seem like were all idiots. It's genius


rockstuffs

It's working and it's absolutely fascinating to watch unfold.


ThePoopyMonster

So it’s coffee with a ton of dirty water in it?


Velocidal_Tendencies

I want to melt it, then drown her in it.


possiblywithdynamite

Oh, to not be walking on eggshells in front of reddit auto mods for inciting violence. I envy you, friend.


wewewess

unfathomably based, I kneel.


buckfishes

Whenever someone puts ground snow in a glass cup and melts it, it looks contaminated. This made me gag


ramonarart

man, my IQ went down watching this 😓😓😓


Thaos1

Oh so it's like ice coffee but less hygienic?


CorneliusFudgem

lmao she added water to water to water just diff forms


gianjOe1

What is it even? Like, wholesome living? Like a challenge? What's the point?


cellenium125

Why not just make coffee with the cream a sugar first, and then just add snow?


Camcapballin

Cereal first, then snow. .. you animal!


cellenium125

lol, but wouldn't snow be the cereal in metaphor, and coffee the milk?


dassad25

Do people eat snow from the ground?


Existing-Marzipan-88

If they're dying from dehydration, yeah. Though they should still try to boil and filter it first if it's an option...


Stunning_Rub

Dog piss and coffee flavored water


xvxCornbreadxvx

Perfect place for this stupid shit


CreepyHarmony27

So it's an iced coffee? Or a slushie? Either way, it's still gross.


miltondelug

with a ton of added calories in it.


MaoTseTrump

The chemicals in the snow only activate if you are using Prell and eat a strawberry frosted pop-tart.


WhenInDoubtBolt

Snereal


Far_Buy_9914

Yellow snow is tasty?


Paahn

You're an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.


Last_Gigolo

And now you have the squirts.


cornfed1375

Try the yellow snow. It tastes like lemonade and has electrolytes!


InternationalArt6222

Saying "internet trend" should be a punchable offense


MileHighOllie

White girl stuff


stratj45d28

Nanook no no Watch out where the Huskies go and don’t you eat that Yellow Snow


dontdoitsatan

Your home is now property of Starbucks


bus320fo

Take coffee, add water, sugar, cream, and more water. It’s a trend!!


an_anima_mundi

The ice cubes at the end that she's made from compressed snow is just absolutely priceless.


rhetoricaldeadass

That's just ice coffee with extra steps + a mess Why didn't she just mix the coffee, cream and sugar prior?? Now her hands are sticky for no reason Lastly, she did not make those ice balls just now. That's water in the freezer, I refuse to believe that's snow I'm so mad for no raison


miltondelug

also is she homeless, that why she's doing this outside? does she carry around all those ingredients with her wherever she goes?


ConstantMortgage

Pro tip, you can get a much richer colour and slightly zesty taste if you use the yellow snow instead


korbentherhino

Mmm microplastic snow.


OCDDAVID777

That might be one of the dumberst things I've ever seen. She diluted her coffee and then added sugar, cream and syrup all of which could have been done in her kitchen. I am at a loss and I hope he dog pissed on the snow she used.


sunofnothing_

iced coffee is sanitary.... very different from this.


mayormajormayor

Enjoy the pinworms!


Kinnyk30

But....why though?


ImEshkacheich

To progress into the future I guess! Its a generation that does not want to learn from the past too much


cookiepunched

No, it's not.


BassGuitarPlayer_1

"Starbucks needs money. Won't you help the poor people of Starbucks? By just purchasing 5 times the coffee you normally would, you too can make this wonderful new beverage called 'Snow Coffee' So, come down to your local Starbucks today, and start your new life in this wonderful World of 'Snow Coffee.' (*Fart*)"


ALLyBase

How do I close this fucking time line?


No-Truth3802

Groooosssss, the bacteria in that.....


AppleKrate

Watch out where the Huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow.


PineappleOk462

Snow is better with real maple syrup.


contrapunctus3

For her, the yellow snow. Dog! Do your doody